Prehistoric Dao Zun

There is a saying that is good, life is the process of repeating one tragedy after another, and then discovering comedy from tragedy.

As for who said this sentence...is it that important?

The tragedy of Motian may have passed a little bit, but the tragedy of some people has just begun.

As blue as the sky is, so is the sea.

Standing on the boundless ocean and looking into the distance, it is really difficult to find out where is the sky and where is the sea.

But whether it is the sky or the sea, it has nothing to do with the current Motian.

What Motian is thinking now is, when will the damned Heitian, who is so cheeky and even willing to bow down to himself, talk to him again today, and let him "praise" him again, then he will definitely surprise him. Let him know what a real "compliment" is.

This is the best adjustment for Motian in the process of escaping sadly, and he still doesn't know if he can escape.

Although he didn't dare to take the head of a general among thousands of troops, his sharp mouth was enough to make some people lose half their lives.

Time passed slowly, and another night passed. Looking at the sun slowly appearing in the east, feeling the low morale of the innate creatures behind him and the newborn sun in front of him, a helpless wry smile crossed the corner of Mo Tian's mouth.

"Sure enough, it's the first time you are an idiot on the battlefield. It's okay to win the battle. Once you retreat, you can see the gap between the veterans and the recruits... But, let me restore your morale, Heitian little bitch Man, don't make me wait too long!"

Mo Tian muttered to himself, his wish could easily come true.

Mo Tian's soliloquy has not yet finished, a sonorous voice with gentleness, loud voice with strangeness, hoarseness with honesty...Anyway, it sounds like any other voice, but a human voice that doesn't sound like a human voice appeared: "Hey, boy Motian, you have been taking us for a few days, where do you want to take us? I advise you to surrender obediently, lest my brother have to fight with you, but look For the sake of your friendship with my brother and me, my brother is still a little bit unable to do anything."

Hearing this enchanting voice, Mo Tian couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body.Although I have been listening to this voice for several days, Mo Tian couldn't help being startled when I heard it - it was so fucking shocking!

Especially the last sentence, what do you mean you can't do it?Isn't it like Grandpa Mo and I have an affair with this guy?I'm going, I'm only interested in women, even if you have this hobby Hei Tian, ​​it doesn't mean I have it too, right?

Mo Tian gritted his teeth for a while, he was very eager to run over on the spot and beat Hei Tian so that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.

However, in the end, Mo Tian endured it, lowered his head and rubbed his face, and when he raised his head, his face was already full of sunny smiles, just like the old bustard in the brothel of later generations, he cast a wink at Hei Tian and said: " Oh, hello, I said Brother Heitian, look at the scenery around you. Didn't I bring you out to cultivate your sentiments? I haven't finished watching the scenery yet, why are you so anxious to leave so early? Ah? Look here, the scenery is beautiful, the sun and the seagulls are flying together, and the autumn water is the same color as the sky. Only you who love your ancestors and wife deeply, look like a woman when you look at it horizontally, and you look like a woman when you look at it vertically. Damn, the mighty people who have cultivated from ** will not know how to appreciate it, you really broke the heart of my family!"

After finishing speaking in one breath, Mo Tian hurriedly turned around, vomited out with his hands on his waist, and said in his heart that he was about to cry without tears: "Bah, bah, bah, mother, I lost this time, not only did I learn a lot He will be a pimp, and in the end he even included the word 'Nujia', it's so fucking disgusting!"

It has to be said that Motian, a man exuding demonic energy all over his body, with gnarled muscles and big and three thick eyes, raised his orchid fingers, and spoke softly, such a lethality is really not ordinary.

Originally, both the army of Tianyan Island and the six major forces chasing after them were used to the shameless situation of the two of them. Although they were a little tired of it, at least they had gained insight and gained a certain degree of immunity.

But even so, under Motian's sudden move, the people were turned on their backs, and there was chaos.

There were many people from the six major forces chasing after them, and they fell directly to the surface of the sea trembling, not to mention countless splashes. Even among the army of innate creatures in Tianyan Island, half of the phoenix mounts spit white. Mo, twitching and unconscious, the frightened group of innate creatures hurriedly supported them.

As for why these innate creatures don't feel at all... Do you expect a group of innocent guys like white paper to know what shame is and what is sex?

In this way, the whole chase evolved into such a scene:

The six major forces chasing the Tianyan Island army, half of them fell directly to the surface of the sea trembling, all of them looked as if they had been poisoned, their complexions were iron-black, they pointed at Mo Tian tremblingly and said: "You...you...you... "

How many people are there in the six major forces?Think about the number of people in the Tianyan Island army, and then multiply it by six, which gives a rough estimate of its number, and then divide these numbers by two, that is, the number of people who fell into the sea.

With so many people pointing to Motian and saying "you", everyone can imagine how huge the momentum will be?

This is true for the people of the six major forces, but it is another scene in Motian's main formation.

All the phoenix mounts belonging to various innate creatures were foaming at the mouth, twitching, and when they were about to fall into the sea, their masters held their wings and grabbed them, and then anxiously said to their respective phoenixes: "What's wrong, brother? What’s wrong with you?"

After shouting like this for a long time, seeing all the phoenixes did not respond, all congenital diseases rushed to the doctor, kicked all the phoenixes in the chest, and then fed a lot of elixir without money, This finally made all the phoenixes slightly sober.

After this battle, the congenital beings who figured out what was going on always looked strangely at Mo Tian, ​​and their relationship with their respective mounts became more and more harmonious, which was an unexpected gain for everyone .

As for the scene in front of him, even Motian himself didn't expect such a big effect, its power is equivalent to a giant biochemical weapon!

And until this time, the brain-dead Heitian finally realized what Motian said to him, and what made Motian's anxiety slowly disappear was that Heitian, who was not afraid of being scolded by others, showed a complexion at a speed visible to the naked eye. , quickly turning black at a speed of eighty yards per second, making Heitian's face, which was already black like a carbon ball, no longer have other colors, and even the surrounding light seemed to be sucked into his face a feeling of.

"The complexion can be so dark that it almost forms a black hole. This is also a realm!" Mo Tian conjured a white jade folding fan out of nowhere, then moved out a chair carelessly, and just sat on the void. Appreciate the expression of Heitian.

As for why they didn't run away...is there any need to run away when both sides are on their backs?Even if he wanted to escape, he had to wait for the Phoenix mounts to recover.

"Motian boy?! What are you talking about?! How dare you scold me!" Without warning, a bewitching roar exploded above the void, like a thunderbolt on the ground, shaking off Goosebumps everywhere...

Needless to say, the one who can roar with this unique voice is naturally Hei Tian, ​​and at this moment, Hei Tian's face has also changed from bottomless blackness to a whiteness comparable to snowflakes.

This snowflake-like whiteness made Mo Tian burst into praise: "It's as white as jade! It's not as small as Heitian, but he can still do this ancient face-changing trick. This is simply a chameleon-like stunt!"

Feeling complacent for a while, Mo Tian didn't have any resistance to imitating the old bustard's behavior. He cast a wink at the moment, and Lan Hua raised his finger and said, "Oh, brother Heitian, where did you start talking? The slaves don't dare What offended Brother Heitian, everything I said was from the heart and sincerely! Whether it was Brother Heitian, your deep love for your ancestors and daughter-in-law, or your most powerful mother-in-law in the world. Apparently, the servants are all in admiration!"

After Mo Tian said a word, the people who fell into the water just got better, but they immediately "throw themselves into the sea" again, and Hei Tian jumped into a rage on the spot, bursting out with incomparable divine light, gnashing his teeth. Roaring: "Motian boy! I will never die with you!"

No one has ever dared to mention the word genitals in front of Krishna and Vishnu, never.

Although Vishnu and Hetian have already cultivated into human bodies, their bodies are unspeakable things after all, and this is where they feel the most inferior compared to other monks.

All the monks have the whole body, but they only have such a genital, and they don't even have a body. This is their inferiority complex.

From excessive low self-esteem to today's abnormality, this is also the root cause of them.

Now that Mo Tian openly mentioned Hei Tian's background in public, how can you make Hei Tian not angry?

Heitian's fury was like thunder, so there was a correct explanation.

Faced with the challenge from Hei Tian, ​​Mo Tian certainly would not refuse. He immediately jumped up on the seat, kicked the chair to pieces, threw away the white jade folding fan in his hand, rolled up his cuffs, and looked at Hei Tian with a ruffian face. Tiandao: "Come here, who is afraid of whom? This one will not die! Whoever loses will call the victor grandpa!"

"Okay!" Hei Tian blushed angrily and replied without hesitation.

What they said made everyone present feel puzzled for a while——confused!

Since everyone is dying, how can the loser be called the winner's grandfather?