Huadu Beauty Hunter
Chapter 130, Tell me a joke
Chapter 130, Tell a joke
With the passion in the car, now, in the bathroom, Yuan Chuzhu has let go, and she herself enjoys the charming taste of being with Yang Hao.
Of course Yang Hao would not be shy.
The two quickly stripped naked, and then entangled with each other like two boa constrictors.
The sound of rushing water was the sound of the bathtub being filled with water.
Ten minutes later, the bathtub was filled with water.
"Little friend, let me go first, I'll add some flower petals to the bathtub." Yuan Chuzhu said softly.
Yang Hao let Yuan Chuzhu go.
Yuan Chuzhu picked up a pack of rose petals and sprinkled them all into the bathtub.
Soon the bathtub was covered with rose petals, and the surface of the bathtub was completely covered with rose red.
Yuan Chuzhu tried the water temperature and felt that the temperature was very suitable.
Yang Hao hugged Yuan Chuzhu, first put Yuan Chuzhu into the bathtub, and then Yang Hao jumped into the bathtub with a light jump.
The two took a nice bath, the sweat stains on their bodies were softened by the warm water, and then Yang Hao began to rub Yuan Chuzhu's bath.
Yuan Chuzhu also gave Yang Hao a bath.
"Hmm... where do you put your hands?" Yuan Chuzhu said angrily.
Yang Hao's hands grabbed her pair of nipples, making her sway.
"I'll take a bath for you, you have to scrub everywhere you want!" Yang Hao smiled grimly, and rubbed Yuan Chuzhu's nipples vigorously.
Then, Yang Hao rubbed Yuan Chuzhu's whole body, washing Yuan Chuzhu thoroughly.
Yang Hao himself let Yuan Chuzhu wipe it clean.
Yang Hao hugged Yuan Chuzhu, separated Yuan Chuzhu's two breasts, and tried to have some in-depth activities...
"Don't, kid, the water here is dirty, change the water." Yuan Chuzhu said, "You'll get sick like this."
"I can cure all diseases." Yang Hao said with a smile.
However, Yang Hao followed Yuan Chuzhu's suggestion.
The two got up, drained the water, filled it with warm water, and threw in another bag of rose petals.
This time, since both of them had been washed clean, they went into the water again just to take a bath.
The two of them soaked beautifully in the bathtub, which felt very comfortable.
Yang Hao held one of Yuan Chuzhu's nipples with one hand, and rubbed the heels of Yuan Chuzhu's tui with the other hand.
"Zhu'er, let me tell you a joke!" Yang Hao said.
"Okay." Yuan Chuzhu said.
Yang Hao could tell jokes, Yuan Chuzhu thought that Yang Hao only knew how to do that.
"When Japan invaded China, there was a Japanese internal bathhouse opened by the Japanese in the three eastern provinces. This bathhouse invited a Chinese traitor to be a scrubber. One day, the wife of a Japanese army commander wanted to take a bath. Let this scrubber give her a scrub." Yang Hao began to tell the story slowly.
"Continue?" Yuan Chuzhu asked, she knew from the beginning of the joke that Yang Hao's telling the joke must be colored, but Yuan Chuzhu still wanted to hear Yang Hao continue to finish the joke.
"The scrubber gave the Japanese woman a bath, because the Japanese woman was beautiful and had a good body and big breasts, the scrubber reacted, and then his dick became hard, and it hit the Japanese woman's. On the pp, I rubbed the back of the Japanese woman vigorously with both hands, just when the husband of the Japanese woman came into the bathroom and saw it, he asked very angrily..." Yang Hao paused again when he said this.
"What did the commander ask?" Yuan Chuzhu asked, she found that the joke had a storyline.
"The commander pointed at the cockpit of the scrubber, drew out his saber, and asked angrily: "Baga, your, this, what are you doing?"
"When the scrubber saw Taijun, he was so frightened that he almost had a diabetes collapse, but the traitor scrubber reacted very quickly. He immediately took a towel and hung it on it, and then replied: Report to Taijun, This, the job of hanging the towel. Then the scrubber hung the towel on his bus. The Japanese commander thought this was the case, so he nodded and left." Yang Hao said.
"Hahaha..." Yuan Chuzhu couldn't help laughing, "That Japanese commander is so stupid, hahaha..."
"There are even more stupid ones." Yang Hao said.
"Stupider? What is it?" Yuan Chuzhu felt that Yang Hao's joke was still very funny. Although it was a bit erotic, it was very flavorful and belittled the IQ of the Japanese. The person who made up this joke is really talented!
"After a while, the Japanese commander felt that the more he thought about it, the more wrong he turned back, and then... he saw that the scrubber had inserted the words from his wife's back into his wife's hole , and shook repeatedly, the Japanese commander was furious, thinking that you, a sick man in East Asia, would dare to play with my woman, so he pulled out his saber and asked, "Baga, yours, what is this, what is it?" work?" Yang Hao continued.
"How does the scrubber answer?" Yuan Chuzhu asked.
"The scrubber didn't stop his sobbing. While working hard, he panted and said, "Report to Taijun, the outside is clean, and the inside is also rubbed. Then the Japanese commander retracted his saber, Turn around and leave." Yang Hao said.
"Hahaha...you are necrotic, where did you hear this joke?" Yuan Chuzhu laughed loudly, swaying his waist, and beat Yang Hao with his pink fist. Yang Hao's joke was too big at the end. A little bigger.
This bad guy, hmph...
"Zhu'er, we rubbed the outside clean, and the inside is also cleaned." Yang Hao said badly.
"Humph... no..." Yuan Chuzhu said angrily, Yang Hao is necrotic, and he wants to be like that in the bathtub.
Where would Yang Hao give Yuan Chuzhu a chance, he immediately took Yuan Chuzhu's yu body into his arms, and then...Yang Hao began to rub Yuan Chuzhu's insides.
In the bathtub, with the rhythm of water splashes, Yuan Chuzhu and Yang Hao really reached the joy of fish and water.
Another half an hour later, Yuan Chuzhu lay weakly on Yang Hao's body.
Knowing that Yuan Chuzhu's body needs to recover, Yang Hao restrained his desire to continue rubbing.
Yang Hao picked up Yuan Chuzhu, wiped the water droplets on Yuan Chuzhu's body with a dry towel, and wiped the water droplets on his own body a few times, then carried Yuan Chuzhu to Yuan Chuzhu's room.
Yuan Chuzhu's room is very emotionally decorated, and there are several lighting options to choose from.
For Yang Hao, it doesn't matter which kind of light it is, Yuan Chuzhu directly turned on the pink light.
Yuan Chuzhu is too tired and has been with Yang Hao several times in a row. Although she is in a long drought and rain, she still has to be restrained. After all, her body is made of flesh rather than steel. Not everyone is like that. Yang Hao, can last for a long time without getting tired...
"Zhu'er, I will relieve your fatigue." Yang Hao knew Yuan Chuzhu's physical condition, so he injected a spirit energy into Yuan Chuzhu's body.
Yuan Chuzhu's whole body felt a warm current, and she slowly fell asleep with a happy and satisfied smile on her lips.
With the passion in the car, now, in the bathroom, Yuan Chuzhu has let go, and she herself enjoys the charming taste of being with Yang Hao.
Of course Yang Hao would not be shy.
The two quickly stripped naked, and then entangled with each other like two boa constrictors.
The sound of rushing water was the sound of the bathtub being filled with water.
Ten minutes later, the bathtub was filled with water.
"Little friend, let me go first, I'll add some flower petals to the bathtub." Yuan Chuzhu said softly.
Yang Hao let Yuan Chuzhu go.
Yuan Chuzhu picked up a pack of rose petals and sprinkled them all into the bathtub.
Soon the bathtub was covered with rose petals, and the surface of the bathtub was completely covered with rose red.
Yuan Chuzhu tried the water temperature and felt that the temperature was very suitable.
Yang Hao hugged Yuan Chuzhu, first put Yuan Chuzhu into the bathtub, and then Yang Hao jumped into the bathtub with a light jump.
The two took a nice bath, the sweat stains on their bodies were softened by the warm water, and then Yang Hao began to rub Yuan Chuzhu's bath.
Yuan Chuzhu also gave Yang Hao a bath.
"Hmm... where do you put your hands?" Yuan Chuzhu said angrily.
Yang Hao's hands grabbed her pair of nipples, making her sway.
"I'll take a bath for you, you have to scrub everywhere you want!" Yang Hao smiled grimly, and rubbed Yuan Chuzhu's nipples vigorously.
Then, Yang Hao rubbed Yuan Chuzhu's whole body, washing Yuan Chuzhu thoroughly.
Yang Hao himself let Yuan Chuzhu wipe it clean.
Yang Hao hugged Yuan Chuzhu, separated Yuan Chuzhu's two breasts, and tried to have some in-depth activities...
"Don't, kid, the water here is dirty, change the water." Yuan Chuzhu said, "You'll get sick like this."
"I can cure all diseases." Yang Hao said with a smile.
However, Yang Hao followed Yuan Chuzhu's suggestion.
The two got up, drained the water, filled it with warm water, and threw in another bag of rose petals.
This time, since both of them had been washed clean, they went into the water again just to take a bath.
The two of them soaked beautifully in the bathtub, which felt very comfortable.
Yang Hao held one of Yuan Chuzhu's nipples with one hand, and rubbed the heels of Yuan Chuzhu's tui with the other hand.
"Zhu'er, let me tell you a joke!" Yang Hao said.
"Okay." Yuan Chuzhu said.
Yang Hao could tell jokes, Yuan Chuzhu thought that Yang Hao only knew how to do that.
"When Japan invaded China, there was a Japanese internal bathhouse opened by the Japanese in the three eastern provinces. This bathhouse invited a Chinese traitor to be a scrubber. One day, the wife of a Japanese army commander wanted to take a bath. Let this scrubber give her a scrub." Yang Hao began to tell the story slowly.
"Continue?" Yuan Chuzhu asked, she knew from the beginning of the joke that Yang Hao's telling the joke must be colored, but Yuan Chuzhu still wanted to hear Yang Hao continue to finish the joke.
"The scrubber gave the Japanese woman a bath, because the Japanese woman was beautiful and had a good body and big breasts, the scrubber reacted, and then his dick became hard, and it hit the Japanese woman's. On the pp, I rubbed the back of the Japanese woman vigorously with both hands, just when the husband of the Japanese woman came into the bathroom and saw it, he asked very angrily..." Yang Hao paused again when he said this.
"What did the commander ask?" Yuan Chuzhu asked, she found that the joke had a storyline.
"The commander pointed at the cockpit of the scrubber, drew out his saber, and asked angrily: "Baga, your, this, what are you doing?"
"When the scrubber saw Taijun, he was so frightened that he almost had a diabetes collapse, but the traitor scrubber reacted very quickly. He immediately took a towel and hung it on it, and then replied: Report to Taijun, This, the job of hanging the towel. Then the scrubber hung the towel on his bus. The Japanese commander thought this was the case, so he nodded and left." Yang Hao said.
"Hahaha..." Yuan Chuzhu couldn't help laughing, "That Japanese commander is so stupid, hahaha..."
"There are even more stupid ones." Yang Hao said.
"Stupider? What is it?" Yuan Chuzhu felt that Yang Hao's joke was still very funny. Although it was a bit erotic, it was very flavorful and belittled the IQ of the Japanese. The person who made up this joke is really talented!
"After a while, the Japanese commander felt that the more he thought about it, the more wrong he turned back, and then... he saw that the scrubber had inserted the words from his wife's back into his wife's hole , and shook repeatedly, the Japanese commander was furious, thinking that you, a sick man in East Asia, would dare to play with my woman, so he pulled out his saber and asked, "Baga, yours, what is this, what is it?" work?" Yang Hao continued.
"How does the scrubber answer?" Yuan Chuzhu asked.
"The scrubber didn't stop his sobbing. While working hard, he panted and said, "Report to Taijun, the outside is clean, and the inside is also rubbed. Then the Japanese commander retracted his saber, Turn around and leave." Yang Hao said.
"Hahaha...you are necrotic, where did you hear this joke?" Yuan Chuzhu laughed loudly, swaying his waist, and beat Yang Hao with his pink fist. Yang Hao's joke was too big at the end. A little bigger.
This bad guy, hmph...
"Zhu'er, we rubbed the outside clean, and the inside is also cleaned." Yang Hao said badly.
"Humph... no..." Yuan Chuzhu said angrily, Yang Hao is necrotic, and he wants to be like that in the bathtub.
Where would Yang Hao give Yuan Chuzhu a chance, he immediately took Yuan Chuzhu's yu body into his arms, and then...Yang Hao began to rub Yuan Chuzhu's insides.
In the bathtub, with the rhythm of water splashes, Yuan Chuzhu and Yang Hao really reached the joy of fish and water.
Another half an hour later, Yuan Chuzhu lay weakly on Yang Hao's body.
Knowing that Yuan Chuzhu's body needs to recover, Yang Hao restrained his desire to continue rubbing.
Yang Hao picked up Yuan Chuzhu, wiped the water droplets on Yuan Chuzhu's body with a dry towel, and wiped the water droplets on his own body a few times, then carried Yuan Chuzhu to Yuan Chuzhu's room.
Yuan Chuzhu's room is very emotionally decorated, and there are several lighting options to choose from.
For Yang Hao, it doesn't matter which kind of light it is, Yuan Chuzhu directly turned on the pink light.
Yuan Chuzhu is too tired and has been with Yang Hao several times in a row. Although she is in a long drought and rain, she still has to be restrained. After all, her body is made of flesh rather than steel. Not everyone is like that. Yang Hao, can last for a long time without getting tired...
"Zhu'er, I will relieve your fatigue." Yang Hao knew Yuan Chuzhu's physical condition, so he injected a spirit energy into Yuan Chuzhu's body.
Yuan Chuzhu's whole body felt a warm current, and she slowly fell asleep with a happy and satisfied smile on her lips.
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