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"I hate crying girls the most, it's really annoying." Dai Yicheng raised his eyebrows, even though he has become a child, he is still full of domineering.

"Need for Speed ​​is not fun, come here, Jiang Bei, and we race every day." But within a minute, Su Xiaoluo, whom Dai Yicheng said was his just now, was disgusted by him again.

"Your shoulder is still hurt, how about playing another day?" Jiang Bei glanced at Su Xiaoluo, sighed and shook his head, and when he looked at Dai Yicheng, he changed into a discussing tone.

"No, right now, I can beat you with one hand." Dai Yicheng acted like a bully, he could do whatever he wanted, and no one could disobey him.

Jiang Bei was about to become a full-time baby daddy, he remembered that Dai Yicheng wasn't that naughty at all when he was a child.

A headache, a real headache.

But there was no other way, and he didn't dare to provoke him at all, so he could only accompany him cautiously.

The two were playing drag racing at the side, and Su Xiaoluo just stood there and watched intently.

"Sorry I won."

"Jiang Bei, you are too poor, I won again."

"Go back and practice and compare with me."

Dai Yicheng won three games in a row, so he was very unhappy.

Jiang Bei secretly thought, you are a professional racing car, and games are just a child's play for you.

"Since you lost, continue to play with me." The ipad in his hand was thrown aside, and Dai Yicheng picked up the toy pistol again.

He turned into a heroic police detective, and Jiang Bei was naturally a vicious gangster. Dai Yicheng raised his gun and shot at Jiang Bei.

Su Xiaoluo still stood where she was. She hoped that everything in front of her was just a dream. She rubbed her eyes and woke up from the dream. Dai Yicheng was a mature, stable and introverted Dai Yicheng, not the intelligent Dai Yi of a five-year-old child. city.

The sense of guilt wrapped Su Xiaoluo tightly, and she couldn't breathe. If Dai Yicheng hadn't been trying to save her, such a thing would not have happened.

She told herself not to cry and to be strong, but she just couldn't help it, Su Xiaoluo's eyes were dim with tears, she covered her mouth and sobbed softly, fearing that Jiang Bei and Dai Yicheng would see it, she turned her head away.

"Su Xiaoluo, you are a crybaby." Su Xiaoluo looked back in shock at the sudden voice, while Dai Yicheng was looking at her with disgust.

"I really can't do anything about you. Are you still crying if I don't play with you? Here, this is for you." Dai Yicheng threw a toy pistol, and then used his own gun to demonstrate for Su Xiaoluo, "Look, like me , One more pull of the trigger will knock Jiang Bei down."

"Why are you beating me again?" Jiang Bei yelled.

"Because I don't like you."

Jiang Beibai glanced at Dai Yicheng, then signaled Su Xiaoluo with his eyes, as if to say, put away your sadness and unhappiness, and have a good time with Dai Yicheng.

Su Xiaoluo nodded at Jiang Bei, wiped away the tears on her face indiscriminately, and imitated Dai Yicheng's posture with a toy pistol, "Is that so?"

"So stupid." Dai Yicheng walked up to Su Xiaoluo in a few steps and corrected her posture. The distance between the two of them was so close. Su Xiaoluo frowned because of the vague smell of formalin on Dai Yicheng's body, but after breathing, For a while, the unique masculinity still belonged to Dai Yicheng.

If Dai Yicheng remained silent, he would still be domineering and strong, occasionally reckless, and occasionally convulsed, but when his childish expression showed, he was a stranger to Su Xiaoluo again.

"Ouch." Su Xiaoluo just lost her mind for a moment, and got a chestnut on the top of her head, and she cried out in pain.

"Can you concentrate?"

"Oh, I know."

"Look at you, you look like a doormat." Dai Yicheng looked Su Xiaoluo up and down, his tough attitude softened instantly, "You can hang out with me from now on, I'll cover you, no one can bully you except me .”

"Okay." Su Xiaoluo sniffed, and the disobedient tears flowed down her pale face again.

Dai Yicheng scratched his head in distress, "Can you stop crying, as soon as you cry, I get upset and want to lose my temper, I don't know what's going on."

"Yo Xi, there are great beauties, come with me to be Mrs. Yazhai." Jiang Bei suddenly pretended to be a villain, and approached Su Xiaoluo lecherously.

Dai Yicheng's touch on Su Xiaoluo was dissipated, and Su Xiaoluo raised her gun involuntarily, "Bastard, I won't be afraid of you."

The trigger was pulled, and the toy pistol sounded like a gunshot. Jiang Bei clutched his chest, "Ah, I got shot."

"She belongs to me, how dare you make up her mind, you are courting death."

Dai Yicheng also raised his hand to fill the shot, and Jiang Bei bent over to cover his thigh again, wailing in pain, "You, you..." Then he fell to the ground in disregard of his image.

Bad guys don't die so easily, and after a while he got up again, Su Xiaoluo and Dai Yicheng teamed up to shoot randomly, and finally wiped out the big villain Jiang Bei.

Tired of playing the gunfight game, Dai Yicheng wanted to assemble a car model again, Su Xiaoluo and Jiang Bei looked at each other, he turned into a five-year-old child, his energy is really extraordinary.

"You're such an idiot."

Su Xiaoluo, who was clumsy in assembling models, was ridiculed by Dai Yicheng again, and Su Xiaoluo began to doubt her own IQ.

She has two hands, Dai Yicheng has one hand, but her speed is still not as fast as his.

And where are these large and small parts placed? Su Xiaoluo was sweating profusely.

But being ridiculed all the time, Su Xiaoluo was also annoyed, and said sullenly with a sullen face, "You say I'm stupid, but are you smart?"

Dai Yicheng raised his head, "Of course."

"Then I'll test you."

"bring it on."

Su Xiaoluo bit her finger, is the arithmetic problem difficult for a five-year-old child?Yes, even if it is an arithmetic problem, it must be multiplication and division.

"What is nine times nine?"

Dai Yicheng stuck out his tongue, "81."

Not stumped?Then make it more difficult, "What about multiplying twelve by nine?"

It must count a few seconds, but Dai Yicheng didn't, and the answer blurted out, "One hundred and eight."

"Multiple eleven by eleven?" Su Xiaoluo would have to use a calculator to multiply two numbers.

"120 one."

"Eighty divided by eight?"

Dai Yicheng disdained, "Ten."

Uh... Su Xiaoluo is depressed, Dai Yicheng has become a child, he is also a child genius.

"Let me test you." Dai Yicheng, in order to show his intelligence and make Su Xiaoluo completely surrender, "What is 88 multiplied by 23?"

Depend on!

Think she, Su Xiaoluo, is a calculator?She can't figure it out at all!

Su Xiaoluo began to count her fingers, how old is she? She couldn't figure it out even after counting, and Jiang Bei couldn't help laughing so much.

"Idiot, it's two thousand and twenty-four." Dai Yicheng got another thump on the head.

Damn Dai Yicheng, can't you just do it?It hurts so much.

Jiang Bei had completely collapsed from laughing, clutching his stomach and rolling all over the floor, Su Xiaoluo's appearance of being wronged and unconvinced and puffing her cheeks was really too funny.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, and the joyful atmosphere came to an abrupt end.

The person who knocked on the door opened the door and walked in. Su Xiaoluo and Jiang Bei looked for the sound and became nervous at the same time.

Song Yanmo?Why didn't he come here?