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0074. Magical Retaining Yan Pill

For the first cigarette, I didn't come up with any good idea; for the second cigarette, I still didn't think of it; when it was the third cigarette, Zhang Lan finally figured out a way.

"Oh, I got it! I still have Zhuyan Dan and Yunu Suxin swordsmanship. The treasures I got in the lottery last time can finally come in handy today!"

Zhang Lan thought of a way, immediately rolled up her pants happily, washed her hands, and went straight to Binger's room.

Who knows, those three girls are in a meeting.

They are also thinking of a way, how to prevent Zhang Lan from chasing Nangong Xueer?

Bing'er was wronged and said: "Woooo, today is my big wedding, and he actually fell in love with another woman, so why come to rob me, woooooo!"

He Lan Yu'er snorted and said: "What a big radish, the two beauties who are so watery at home don't want to mess with that vixen, is it true that domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers?"

Sun Fei'er idiot said: "Sister Yu'er, what do you mean that domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers?"

…At this time, relying on his excellent hearing, Zhang Lan put her head against the door and was listening with her ears. She almost laughed out loud and quickly covered her mouth.

...Suddenly, there was a very bad laugh in the room, which belonged to Yu'er.

"Bing'er, later you give the dead man a cup of ginseng tea, put this in it, hehe!"

Bing'er wiped away her tears with a paper towel, glanced at the blue pill, blushed and said, "What is that? It can't be..."

Sun Fei'er blushed and said: "Sister Yu'er prepared it for me. You are the biggest today, so I will let you!"

It turned out that in order to help Sun Feier realize her dream, He Lanyuer checked the information on love between men and women on the Internet, so she bought a few blue pills.

Yu'er smirked and said: "After he drinks the ginseng tea, he will react in less than 10 minutes. You stay in his room for a while and talk about love... Hehe, the next thing is naturally his hungry wolf." I fell on you and ate you, a tender little sheep, hee hee!"

"As long as he tastes your Bing'er tonight and knows how good you are, he will forget about that vixen, hee hee! What's my idea?"

Sun Fei'er said: "Yeah, good idea! Sister Bing'er, try it first, if you have experience, teach me in a few days!"

Luo Binger took the blue pill, blushing up to her neck.

"Uh..." Zhang Lan was speechless.

"These three women are actually designing themselves? I can't be tricked! At present, I can only love Yu'er and Xixi, other women are like tigers, I can't touch them, I can't touch them!"

Just when Zhang Lan was in a trance, the door "creaked!" opened.

Binger's face turned red immediately, and she tightened the blue pill in her hand: "You...you...why are you here?...are you eavesdropping on our conversation? Did you hear anything?"

"Oh? What a coincidence, I didn't eavesdrop. I was standing at the door thinking about a very serious and difficult problem, and I lost my mind when I was thinking about it."

In order to conceal the expression of lying, Zhang Lan walked into Binger's room, sat on the bed, glanced at the third daughter, and said with a serious expression: "Do you think I have taken a fancy to that Nangong Xueer?"

"Uh-huh!"

The three women nodded at the same time.

"You guys misunderstood me. I'm practicing Boy Kungfu recently, and I'm not close to women. Otherwise, Fei'er would have been killed by me..."

"Besides, although Nangong Xue'er is beautiful, she can't compare to the three of you!"

This baby Zhang Lan started talking sweetly again.

He Lan Yu'er snorted coldly: "Hmph, you know how to coax people! Okay, then you will sleep with Binger tonight, and Fei'er and I will sleep in your room."

"This...you wait for me to finish speaking!" Zhang Lan was depressed.

...The three girls sat around Zhang Lan and waited for him to speak.

Zhang Lan cleared her throat and said, "I have a magical book here, which is very suitable for women to practice. Do you want to learn it?"

Except for Sun Feier who was a little excited, Binger and Yuer were not very interested.

The Luo family's superior kung fu was passed on to men but not to women, and Luo Bing'er was not interested in those low-level kung fu, so she never learned martial arts.

Helan Yu'er has a special physique, she liked music since she was a child, and she was a little bit against learning martial arts, but He Langong didn't force her.

But Zhang Lan's next words moved them all.

"My magical skill is called the Jade Girl Suxin Sword Technique!"

When the three women heard that it was the Jade Maiden swordsmanship, they looked very beautiful and powerful, and they all became energetic.

Therefore, Zhang Lan introduced the jade girl Suxin swordsmanship and the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra" in detail.

"Jade Heart Sutra" is a profound internal skill, which needs to be practiced by two people to help each other.When practicing, the whole body is steaming with heat, so one must choose an open and deserted place, and practice with the clothes on the whole body open, so that the heat will dissipate immediately without being blocked for a moment.This internal skill is difficult every step of the way, and it will go astray every moment. If there is no help from others, you will have to go crazy. Only you help me, I help you, and the strength of the two can overcome the danger together!

That is to say, practitioners of this skill need to take off all their clothes, and it is difficult for non-couples to practice.

The Jade Girl Suxin Swordsmanship is the last chapter of the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra", which was created by Lin Chaoying, the founder of the Ancient Tomb School.

This swordsmanship requires the man to use the Quanzhen swordsmanship, and the woman to use the jade girl's swordsmanship. The combination of the two swords is extremely powerful!

If the man and woman who performed this sword technique were not lovers, it would be difficult to understand many subtleties.

... I heard that to practice this sword technique, you need to take off your clothes and face each other with your palms facing each other. The heart-to-heart connection and affection can also increase the relationship between a man and a woman. The three women are all tempted.

"I want to practice!" Yu'er was the first to raise her hand!

Yu'er thinks, this kung fu is so romantic!

"I want to practice too!" Mayfair also raised her hand.

She herself has the worst family background among the three girls, and she can't help Zhang Lan. She has low self-esteem. If she learns this sword technique, she can help Zhang Lan kill the enemy!

"Then I want to practice too!"

Luo Binger is not to be outdone, if Zhang Lan and Yu'er and the others get more and more in love with each other, and gradually neglect her, wouldn't that be a big deal?

"Yeah, darling, practice all three, practice all three, and when I get home, I'll take you to find a quiet and good place to practice and practice, haha!"

Luo Binger and the three coquettishly said: "Pervert!"

"Oh, I forgot to mention, today I saw you coveting the master's white sachet, did you feel itchy in your heart? Hehe, don't worry, that thing is too precious, giving it to you now is harming you! When you learn the Jade Heart Sutra, You can protect yourself, I will give each of you one! However, I couldn’t stand the way you looked at the sachet at that time, it was so pitiful! So my husband decided to take out the gifts for you in advance!"

The little stars in the eyes of the three daughters turned around, staring at Zhang Lan's hand, "Hee hee, what is it? So mysterious?"

With a flash of white light, three more beads appeared in Zhang Lan's hand.

Those three beads were the size of peas, crystal clear, and shinier than the brightest pearls in the world.

"Wow, what a beautiful pearl!" Sun Fei'er exclaimed.

He Lan Yu'er and Luo Bing'er didn't take it seriously, what did they think was a good thing?

Zhang Lan glanced at Bing'er and Yu'er, "Don't underestimate these three beads, if they are auctioned outside, how much do you think they can sell for?"

"100 million?" Sun Fei'er said.

"Could it be 1000 million?" He Lan Yu'er didn't believe it.

"1000 million? Isn't this Ye Mingzhu? Could it be [-] million?"

Zhang Lan shook his head and said with a smile, "One hundred million plus two zeros is almost the same!"

"100 billion? No way, what kind of beads are these?" the three women exclaimed.

"It's called Zhuyan Pearl or Zhuyan Pill. It's top-grade and can keep youth for 50 years. How much do you think it's worth now?" Zhang Lan asked.

"Uh, 50 years of youth is not old? That is to say, when I am 70 years old, I still look like a 20-year-old girl?" Luo Binger opened her mouth in surprise.

"Yes, and besides, a woman's face, figure, and surname are about the same as those of a 20-year-old! Now that you are asked to exchange 100 billion for Zhuyan Pill, do you still think it is expensive?" Zhang Lan asked.

The three women replied in unison: "It's too cheap! I'll buy it even if I go bankrupt! Beauty is what women want most!"

Zhang Lan said seriously: "This thing is too precious, if you put it on your body, it will cause trouble to your upper body, so I punish you to eat it now, and then each of you squats on the toilet to prepare for detoxification!"

The third daughter blushed, "Husband, why did you squat on the toilet after eating it?"

"If you are a 70-year-old woman now, you can rejuvenate your old age if you take it, and you will be in your 30s (the effect of the medicine will weaken). It can send out toxins in the body! It makes the skin smooth as a baby! It is ten thousand times more miraculous than this cream or that cream!"

When the three women heard that it still had this effect, they looked at each other excitedly, swallowed it immediately, and then each of them found a bathroom.

Who knew, it was so embarrassing now, the three beauties squatted on the toilet from 01:30 to 06:30 in the morning!

The water on his body was almost gone, so Zhang Lan delivered a large bottle of water halfway.

The three beauties were embarrassing now, and the toxins from their bodies were stinking to the sky. Zhang Lan started to suffer (Yu Erna), and later they all came in wearing masks.

At around 06:30 in the morning, the three women finally stood up from the toilet, each with pain in their buttocks and numbness in the soles of their feet.

Then I found that many sludge-like impurities were released from the pores in my body, which were sour and smelly, so I asked Zhang Lan to take a bath with underwear.

After searching for a long time, Zhang Lan found all the underwear they asked to wear, but he was exhausted.

At around [-]:[-] in the morning, the three girls finally finished their bath, and they lost all strength in their bodies. Zhang Lan helped them back to bed one by one.

The third daughter fell asleep on the bed, and couldn't remember anything about sharing the same room with Zhang Lan.

Zhang Lan looked at the phone, "Oh, it's already past eight o'clock, Nangong Xue'er is probably leaving, I have to hurry up to meet up, so I can get familiar."

Fortunately, Nangong Xueer and Yiqing Shitai had just said goodbye to everyone, and they flew away (teleport) 1 minute later.

"Wait a minute!"

Yiqing and Nangong Xueer looked back and saw Zhang Lan.

Early in the morning, Zhang Lan saw that she had taken a fancy to Xue'er, and said to Nangong Xue'er, "You two talk, I'll wait for you under the camphor tree outside the door."

Seeing Yiqing walk away knowingly, Zhang Lan was overjoyed and thought, "Could it be that Yiqing secretly agreed?"

It's a pity that Zhang Lan thinks too much.

The distance between him and Xueer was less than 100 meters, and Zhang Lan arrived within a short walk.

Finally, Zhang Lan stopped in front of Nangong Xueer.

"Nangong Xue'er, hello, my name is Zhang Lan!" Zhang Lan looked into Xue'er's eyes and smiled.

"I know, the head of the sect told me about you last night!" Nangong Xue'er seemed a little cold.

"Oh, how do you feel about me after hearing this?" Zhang Lan asked.

"It's not good, you are too bothered, and since you came to snatch Luo Binger back, you shouldn't look at other women, so from that moment on, I started to hate you, Binger and the others are so pitiful!" Nangong Xue Er said coldly.

(To be continued)

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