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Standing at the entrance of the cave, looking at the grass and trees in the field, looking up at the chaffinches flying in the sky, Zhang Lan was fascinated.

He suddenly closed his eyes, feeling the way of nature, the loneliness of space, and the stillness of time.

It's a pity that this flash of inspiration passed, as if he wanted to reach out and grab something, but it was in vain.After all, Zhang Lan's realm is still a little bit worse, and he has not been able to comprehend the situation.

"Damn it, I've already practiced a lot of magical skills, why haven't I made a breakthrough? Is it really necessary for me to go mad?"

Without realizing any martial arts experience, Zhang Lan opened his eyes a little irritatedly, the excitement that had just been born gradually calmed down, and a trace of anxiety and unwillingness shrouded his face.

For a long time, the realm has been the most troublesome thing for Zhang Lan.If a person with great talent had practiced so many magical skills of Zhang Lan, he would have already entered the realm of a half-immortal, but Zhang Lan was still struggling to stay at the peak of Sanhua.

This kind of aptitude and savvy, even the former hero Guo Jing might not dare to stand shoulder to shoulder with him, and Guo hero has self-knowledge, knowing that his talent is not enough, so he can make up for it with diligence.But Zhang Lan is lucky, since he got the lottery space, it is difficult for him to bear his surname to retreat for three to five months, let alone three to five years.Moreover, not only was he not diligent, but he was thinking about picking up girls all day long. He really didn't know how to live or die.

It was only after suffering a little loss that Zhang Lan thought about practicing kung fu, but the psychological hints of dull aptitude often made troubles, and secretly guided him to pin his hopes on the lottery, so practicing kung fu was just empty talk.

This situation finally changed after Zhang Lan ascended to the realm of Wuqi Chaoyuan.

"Damn, don't think too much, maybe one day I will be completely crazy, and the realm will catch up! Don't think too much, Bing'er and the others have called a few times to urge... Well, let's summon Li Shishi first. "

Zhang Lan forced herself not to think about worrying things, found a round stone at the entrance of the cave and sat down, closed her eyes and concentrated, preparing to summon Li Shishi.The consciousness touched the light blue icy soul in the lottery space, and Li Shishi's information appeared in Zhang Lan's mind.

Void Realm Qunfangpu Character Name: Li Shishi Ranking: Nineteen Level: Half Immortal Peak Void Realm Master: Huang Rong, Martial Arts: "Dog Beating Stick Method", "Nine Yin Scriptures", "Luoying Excalibur Palm", "Ling Aobu", "Bone Acupuncture", "Finger Supernatural Power", "Whirlwind Sweeping Leaf Legs", "Bihai Chaosheng Song", "Jade Xiao Swordsmanship", "Orchid Brushing Point Hand", "Splitting the Air Palm", "Bagua Direction ", "Blue Wave Palm Technique", "Jade Leak Repelling Silver Sword", "Qimen Five Turns"... Weapons: Shishi Yuxiao, Shishi Sword, Shishi Ring, Shishi Claw, Shishi Gloves (Shishi Suit ) Body protection: Shishi apron, Shishi colorful clothes, Shishi flying boots, Shishi wristbands, Shishi heart mirror (Shishi set) Personality: beautiful, kind, affectionate, glamorous and arrogant, not square, Treating money like dung, and not paying attention to ordinary dignitaries?

First Distortion: A damn Jinjun general (dead beast) who sneaked into the capital of the Song Dynasty to spy on the military situation. People who have loved to varying degrees: Zhang Xiaolang, Zhou Bangyan, Yan Qing It is different from Seji, which mainly sells silver.Li Shishi was originally the daughter of Wang Yin who ran a dyeing house in Bianjing. When she was three years old, her father sent her to a Buddhist temple.The old monk thought that she looked like a Buddhist disciple, because everyone called Buddhist disciples "shi", so she was called Shi Shi.

Mortal Realm personal experience (organized by Cai Wenji, a talented woman from the Void Realm):

When he was about five years old, Shi Shi's father died in prison for a crime.

Because of this, Li Shishi leaked out on the streets. Li Yun, who runs a record institute as a career, saw that she was a beauty, so he adopted her and taught her piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing and dancing to serve as servants.For a time, Li Shishi became a famous record in Bianjing, and he was the object of competition among literati, princes and grandchildren.In the end, even Song Huizong wanted to kiss Fangze after hearing his name.

As soon as he saw Li Shishi, Song Huizong felt that these years were his mother's work for nothing.Li Shishi's neither humble nor overbearing, gentle and elegant temperament made Song Huizong feel like a dream.

Whenever he thought of his teacher's "dimmed starry eyes, fine sweat and fragrant jade; rippling breasts, trickling dew dripping peony hearts", Song Huizong sighed, "I have three thousand harems, but they are all like dead wood!"

From then on, Song Huizong turned a blind eye to the beauties in the harem, and came out of the palace to Li Shishi's place to have fun on the grounds of observing the people's sentiments.

Ever since he was "nurtured" by the emperor, Li Shishi has never been comparable to the past. Although his status is still famous, he also "has an owner".

Although Song Huizong loved Li Shishi to the death and life, and ignored the government, Li Shishi and the emperor could only play on occasion.

Song Huizong loved Li Shishi, but Li Shishi loved Yanqing. This really echoes an old saying: "There are so many mistakes in the world."

Huizong is the son of heaven, women in the world can sleep whoever they want, which is much more convenient than later generations. Why is it that the Sangong and Six Courtyards are not available, and many women from good families who are eagerly looking forward to sleep do not sleep, but they are all focused on this place. What about the bitch?

It turns out that "a wife is worse than a concubine, and a concubine is worse than a thief" is a universal truth, very exciting, as expensive as an emperor, and this kind of fun can't be found in the palace.

Those concubines in the palace have the appearance of the master but not the talent of the master, the talent of the master but not the temperament of the master, the temperament of the master but the wave and energy of the master.Are the leaders in the Fengyue field comparable to those ladies from all over the world?

This teacher is handsome.When Yan Qing first met her teacher, five words surged in her heart: "Duan has a good appearance", so she accepted her head and bowed.The emperor bowed down to Pomegranate Skirt and never betrayed him. When the hero Yanqing saw him, he fell in love immediately.

The second is talent.She sings well, plays the flute well, plays the piano well, and dances well.Huizong was an art connoisseur and well-informed, so it was not easy to get the emperor's approval?

The third is temperament and self-cultivation.Not to mention anything else, but in terms of conversation alone, she is taller than ordinary females.When the three Song Jiangs visited, Li Shishi moved forward with his hands together, and asked about his daily life: "Shijian Zhang Xian talked more about elegance, but now he insults the left, and the Qi Pavilion shines." Listen, how elegant and culturally cultivated this translation is. Except for a few people on Liangshan, I am afraid that few people can talk to her.

The fourth is knowledgeable.As soon as Shi Shi heard Yan Qing explain the truth, he immediately said: "You group of righteous men have heard the name for a long time. It's just that there are no good people in Naiyuan to make it with all of you, so I'm going to sink." This is a bitch. The son blurted out, those ministers in the court are full of knowledge, how many of them have such insight?

To say that Shi Shi is so good, it is better to write ten words and hang them on the plaque in front of Shi Shi's gate: "Singing and dancing gods and fairies, romantic flowers and moon queens!"

When it comes to this first strange woman, what really admires is his eyesight for reading people, he fell in love with Yan Qing at the first glance, and since then he has been so determined that he only has to play tricks on the occasion with the emperor.

What's so good about this prodigal Yanqing?And listen to me slowly.

It is said that Li Shishi was traveling in the rivers and lakes as a performer, and when he came to Yanggu County, he met a wonderful mother-in-law who could gossip. Who is this person?So is the Wang Po next door to Pan Jinlian.

Wang Po told her to taste the five-character mantra of men: "Pan, donkey, Deng, small, and leisure".And told her again and again, Ji. Girl should start a good life as soon as possible. Once she meets someone who meets these five conditions, she must leave Fengyuechang without looking back, and grab this man to death!

The so-called "Pan" is like Pan An, the so-called "donkey" is a man who is as majestic as a donkey, the so-called "Deng" is the wealth of Deng Tong, the so-called "small" is patient, can make women happy, the so-called "Leisure" means to have time to spare. If you have nothing to do, you can go shopping with her, watch movies, make sex on the bed, have sex... And these five points, Yan Qing has everything, and it is the first time to meet a beauty. When Yan Qing made a move, even burning coals were like 100 taels of garlic gold; although Yan Qing's appearance was not as creamy as the beautiful man Pan An, it was exactly the kind that made women lose their minds.

When Shishi saw Yan Qing, he could speak quickly and easily, and suddenly lost his mind.

Yan Qing is also an elegant person, who is proficient in playing, playing, playing and singing, plus his nickname of prodigal son, one can imagine his romantic skills, this is a treasure that is hard to find in the vast crowd!

Shishi really loves him so much, his eyes are about to burst into flames!

Since then, Li Shishi has found the love of his life, what Zhang Xiaolang, what Song Huizong, what Zhou Bangyan (a great poet), all his mother threw it out of his mind.

The emperor is unreliable, far inferior to the prodigal son, this is Li Shishi's extraordinary insight!

The other women in the Water Margin are either silver women or night forks, or walking dead, or have no heart, or are careless and not like women, all of which have no good results.But this serious bitch is the most like a normal woman and has the most knowledge.

There are many beauties in ancient times, who can control their own destiny, have a brain and insight, have a surname, and a woman who has really lived once can only be found in a bitch.You don't need to look at the Eight Beauty of Qinhuai in the late Ming Dynasty, but you can draw a conclusion by looking at Li Shishi's words and deeds.

It's exactly: Liangshan's bones linger on the weeds, a generation of red makeup shines through history!

It's a pity that Yan Qing's heart is as hard as a stone, and he holds it firmly in front of the wine, and worships Li Shishi as his sister (doubt he has practiced the Sunflower Book?)!

Therefore, even if Shishi loves Yanqing again, she would have no face to go to bed with him because of the ethical relationship between sister and brother... Although Yanqing has her own mission and is cruel, she never gave it to her even as a husband and wife for one night, but Li Shishi is here When thinking about it in front of the boudoir window in the future, he still loves and hates him, and sighed: "His heart is like a stone, and he is a good man!"

Oh, how sad!

From then on, a peerless beauty will only be left with all kinds of loneliness in her heart. No one can understand the lonely and melancholy heart of a beauty, just like that cup of bitter tea, even if you have a beautiful appearance, it is still a beauty. Trees are the most difficult thing to keep in the world, and the only way to die is by committing suicide!

Personal experience of Void Realm: (organized by Zhuo Wenjun, a talented woman from Void Realm) I admire Li Shishi's beauty, talent, and personality.

Originally without martial arts, Shishi could only be ranked in the top 720 because of her beauty and talent. Later, because she was worshiped under Huang Rong's school, she gained a whole body of skills and jumped to the top [-]!

Huang Rong was originally an eccentric spirit with outstanding talents, such as singing, dancing, poetry, water surnames, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and poetry, cooking, dumb language, learning of arithmetic, Qimen Dunjia, five elements and gossip, she Proficient in everything.

Later, because of an adventure, Li Shishi was able to get along with Huang Rong.

Slowly, Huang Rong discovered that she actually liked Li Shishi, who was born in a brothel, and found that she was a real woman. At the same time, she was also worried that Guo Jing had a good impression of her, so she accepted Li Shishi as her disciple, and poured out all the martial arts from the Beggars' Gang and Taohua Island Give!

From then on, Li Shishi had to meet noble people and soared to the sky.Coupled with her extraordinary talent, she rushed to the top [-] in Qunfangpu in one fell swoop.

Huang Rong sighed: "Oh, my disciple is about to surpass the master..."

Adventure (Notes of Bai Xiaosheng in the Void Realm):

Around 2015, Li Shishi went down to the mortal world and became Zhang Lan's servant.

...After reading Li Shishi's introduction, Zhang Lan remained silent for a long time, and suddenly felt respect for this romantic woman in her heart. She never thought that Li Shishi's life experience was so miserable. Being taken care of by the emperor, but in the end he didn't get true love..."Damn it, Yan Qing is really a **** not a man, but a bastard! If you don't want to go to such an infatuated woman, you have to go to your paralyzed Liangshan and be loyal to you** *Lu Junyi?** Ah you!...Fuck you **** Yanqing, you are loyal, but the beautiful woman committed suicide..."

Thinking of Li Shishi's tragic experience, Zhang Lan couldn't help but turn his anger on Yan Qing.

"Hehe, it's okay, finally God has eyes, let her enter the void world, and worshiped a famous teacher, hehe... not bad!... But, the thief God gave her to me as a slave again, do you know that I Unlike Yan Qing's cruel man, he is a man who knows how to be sympathetic to women, hehe... Bah bah! No, I can't accept women anymore, so I should learn from Yan Qing, who has a hard heart, and live among thousands of flowers without even touching her body. ? Merry but not indiscriminate... Fuck, there is a degree of romance? There is a degree of Nima... let's talk..."

Zhang Lan was very relieved when he thought that Li Shishi had to meet a famous teacher and practiced martial arts well.I think God is still a bit interesting.I just thought that the first time God sent a woman to be his subordinate, did it imply that he accepted her, did it imply that this woman was important to him in the future?

Zhang Lan's heart was in a mess... Just as Zhang Lan was thinking wildly, a prompt from the lottery space sounded in his ears:

"Ding, do you want to activate Master Li immediately?"

Why not activate?

"Yes!" Zhang Lan replied firmly.

The blue light of the spirit flashed, just like melting ice and snow.

"Ding, Master Li has been activated, please summon quickly!" The system voice prompted.

Zhang Lan was shocked, and shouted with eyes wide open: "Mr. Li, show up quickly?"

"……"no response.

Zhang Lan found that there was no one in front of the stone, and wondered if the light was dim.

So I walked out of the cave. At this time, a cloud appeared in the sky, and the fiery red sun poked out its head, illuminating the bright red hall outside the cave, and the vegetation reflected red.

"Master Li, if you haven't shown up yet, when will you wait?" Zhang Lan stood outside the cave with her arms crossed and shouted loudly.

"Shh!"

The air twisted for a while, and under the red-like sun, an extra woman appeared out of thin air.

The woman is about 1.7 meters tall, wearing a light blue dress, showing a long and tall figure.Her long hair hangs down to her shoulders, and she is tied with a piece of water-blue silk. The jade hairpin is lightly pulled, and the tip of the hairpin hangs like a small chain as thin as water drops. When it shakes slightly, it looks like rain.

Her eyes are crystal clear and radiant, her big black eyes are very agile, her eyelashes are very long, her brows are drawn, and her expression is pitiful; her complexion is whiter than snow, like white jade, and the skin on the back of her neck is whiter than fat, and her skin is more radiant than snow; Her hands: The palms are soft and smooth, as soft as boneless, soft and delicate, and the wrists are as white as snow.

Li Shishi lowered his head, which was more intoxicating than the dew in the morning light. The light silk shirt could faintly see the snow-white arms.

Shi Shi first looked at Zhang Lan curiously, and couldn't help being stunned for a second, secretly sighed that Zhang Lan's eyes and eyebrows were three points similar to Yan Qing, then bent down and knelt down and said: "My servant Li Shishi pays homage to the master. The sky is in harmony, immortal blessings will be enjoyed forever!"

(To be continued)