Part-time flower care worker

Lin Kun wiped his mouth clean after eating, and his movements were quite chic and quick.

He Ping stared blankly at him from the opposite side, like a moron looking at her lover, she likes it no matter what she looks at, but Lin Kun felt a little embarrassed when she saw it, and secretly touched her leg under the table.

He Ping was terrified. This place is no different from a classroom. No one saw them sitting in the last row, but this is a cafeteria, surrounded by people. A few days ago, there was a girl in shorts who just ate with her legs apart. Take it easy on yourself, someone secretly photographed it and put it on display, the younger sister has become a typical example of boldness, and until now she dare not go out.

"By the way, is the secret recipe for weight loss that you told my sister just now, is it true or not?" He Ping quickly found a topic in order to hide her nympho: "Just now when I went back, I saw her put the weight that was pressed under the bed. The socks and underwear were turned out and washed, I really listened to you and did my own thing."

Lin Kun sweated a little. Apart from being able to eat, the reason why people gain weight is that laziness is also one of the most important factors.

In fact, what Lin Kun said is not nonsense. It is nothing more than paying attention to diet, exercising more, and staying healthy. This is the most correct way to lose weight.

However, He Ping asked so seriously, so he naturally wouldn't hide it, and said seriously: "I think it should be effective, as long as she can persist. At least it is more effective than the weight loss methods outside. What kind of yoga weight loss method, after doing it, it will change at most." If you want to become a soft fat man, do high-intensity exercise every day, at most you will become a strong fat man, if you go on a diet, you will become a weak fat man, if you go on a hunger strike, you will be a dead fat man!"

"Fuck you, you're talking nonsense again." He Ping scolded with a smile, "Okay, dinner is over, let's go."

Lin Kun nodded, and was about to stand up when he suddenly saw many people rushing in one direction. Lin Kun was a good person, but he knew He Ping's plain personality, so he seemed a little hesitant for a while, but He Ping Pushed him, said: "Come on, let's go and have a look."

Lin Kun immediately smiled and said, "This is what you do when you marry a chicken."

"Be civilized." He Ping said angrily, and Lin Kun looked innocent.

The two walked along with the crowd, and people gathered around the wall of the gate. It turned out that there was a small book hanging on it, which read 'Canteen Suggestion Book', and everyone is welcome to give their opinions.

Good guy, the university cafeteria dares to set up an opinion board, this is the rhythm of death.No wonder the students were so excited and enthusiastically put forward their opinions.

Lin Kun and He Ping watched from the side. Like many other people, the more they watched, the more joyful they became. For the first time since the start of school, I felt that Longteng University is really a cradle for cultivating elites, and the students here do have the potential to become elites. , it is not difficult to see from their comments.

I saw the first comment read 'The ratio of sand to rice is 1:250, and the sand content is [-]/[-]. '

The second item 'Rice, white, light, rich in protein'.

Article [-] 'sand is tasteless and easy to stone'.

Article [-] "Ask you how much you can worry, just like a box of rice is full of stones."

Lin Kun and He Ping looked at it with great joy. Long Teng really has a lot of talents. From a few comments, the ones who leave messages are the Department of Mathematics, Department of Bioengineering, Department of Medicine, and Department of Literature.

At this time, a boy stepped forward and wrote that 'sand and rice cannot be mixed into concrete'.

Everyone was overjoyed. It looked like a talented student in the Department of Civil Engineering, and there were two girls next to him. After watching the boy finish writing, one of the girls said to the other: "It turns out that your boyfriend is from the Department of Civil Engineering. Get up earthy and woody."

Hearing this, a boy was about to leave a message with a pen. He turned his head and saw that there were many girls watching. He immediately put down his pen and walked away silently. When he passed by Lin Kun, he heard the boy muttering: It’s so earthy and woody, do you want us to do software engineering?”

Lin Kun and He Ping burst out laughing. Judging by He Ping's appearance, she seemed to be very interested in the message, but she didn't like to be in the limelight.

Since he was able to accompany him to watch the fun, Lin Kun originally wanted to go up and write a few words, but he refrained, and it would be nice to accompany He Ping to calm down for a while.

The two walked out of the cafeteria door side by side. He Ping saw him scratching his ears and cheeks, as if he was about to suffocate internal injuries. He knew that this guy was quick-witted, talented, and wanted to show off, but for her own sake, He Ping asked: "What if?" Let you write, what will you write?"

Lin Kun scratched his head and smiled: "I will write, the soil on the vegetable leaves has not been washed, and it has been tested as 'five flower soil'. It can be determined that this vegetable was picked from the grave or around the cemetery."

Wuhua soil is an archaeological term. Lin Kun took several classes and didn't remember anything else, so he remembered this term. The so-called Wuhua soil is actually the soil on the grave. When digging and adding to the grave, the new It means that the soil and the old soil are mixed together.

He Ping looked at him with a smile, and thought, no wonder this stinky guy is always in the limelight. He really has quick wit and talent that others don't have.

Seeing Lin Kun's complacent appearance, He Ping naturally wouldn't give him a chance to brag, and said first: "Okay, I'm going back to take a nap, you can go to rest too, remember to help me take a seat in the study room at night." seat."

He Ping has already made proper arrangements, and Ren Linkun has thousands of ideas, but he can't use them. Today, he has already taken advantage of it, and he can't provoke her anymore. Besides, she let herself go to the study room to occupy a seat, so there are many opportunities.

As the saying goes, the future is long, so don't rush it!

But after He Ping left, Lin Kun still felt bored. Now he realized that he couldn't do without women more and more. Could he become the legendary dog ​​who couldn't do without women?

Lin Kun shook his head, it's better to return to the men's group as soon as possible, and call the heroism of men again.

It's a pity, back in the dormitory, there are not many men, Li Yongtai's prostate recovered, and he went out again, Zhang Xuemin had a hot fight with that girl who likes sunrise recently, Xu Cheng was the only one in the dormitory, and he was still unshakeable Watching the computer, playing computer games in the dormitory during the day, and going to the bar to play computer games at night, his college life is really wonderful.

"I said, don't forget, if you have the time to go out and pick up girls, don't let your youth be wasted." Lin Kun persuaded earnestly.

Xu Cheng turned his head to look, pointed to the monitor, and said, "Second brother, although I am facing the computer, I am not playing games. I am doing business, starting a business!"

"Computer business?" Lin Kun looked at it curiously, but he didn't understand it. It was densely packed with characters, which seemed to be names of people. Lin Kun asked in surprise, "Are you planning to test the characters and tell fortunes, or help people name them? "

"None." Xu Cheng shook his head and said, "I'm going to write an online novel."

ah?Lin Kun was taken aback: "Write novels? Can you?"

"No, I can practice. Look at the present, all the great gods have evolved from Xiaobai." Xu Cheng said confidently: "I have already promised, little girl, that I must make a career. But after thinking about it, I only know about computers, but the safest and most effective way to use computers to make money these days is software development, and online novels.”

Lin Kun nodded. It was indeed as he said, it is too difficult to make money these days.

"Second brother, you just came, help me with my staff, and see what themes are suitable for me to write?" Xu Cheng asked humbly.

"You're writing a novel without even thinking about the subject matter?" Lin Kun said with a wry smile, "Then what are you doing now?"

"I'm choosing names for my protagonist and supporting roles. What do you think of these?" Xu Cheng pointed to the computer and said, Lin Kun saw that there were indeed several names circled, what Xuanyuan, Lingfeng, Xiao Han, what is the girl's name? Aoxue, Cangyue, Wuxia, Baiyu...

Lin Kun nodded: "Yes, these names are very imposing, fresh and refined."

"You feel good too?" Xu Cheng seemed to be greatly encouraged.

Seeing that he is so energetic, Lin Kun can't discourage his enthusiasm. The road under people's feet is ever-changing. Maybe Xu Cheng can take the opportunity to walk out of his own way. Lin Kun said seriously: "Of course, I think these names are very good. Four, I didn't expect you to have the potential to write novels."

"Really?" Xu Cheng asked weakly.

"Yes." Lin Kun replied affirmatively: "You know, what is the most important thing in a novel? It is the name of the main character and the supporting role. Many readers like a book because they are attracted by the name of the main character. The one you choose These are pretty good."

"Is the name really related to whether the novel is good or bad?" Xu Cheng asked with a guilty conscience.

"It's very relevant." Lin Kun encouraged: "Think about it, for example, the protagonists in the classics of King Jin, such as Wang Chongyang and Huang Yaoshi, must be the names of a generation of masters, loud and poetic. Lao Gen, Huang Baoku, did they become weak in an instant? Zhang Wuji, no taboos, what a domineering name, if changed to Zhang Changgui and Zhou Zhiruo to Zhou Dajiao, would you still read this book? Ximen Chuixue Ye Gucheng, how cold and arrogant , the soul-stirring name, it sounds domineering, but if it is changed to Ximen Dana, with a big head... Guo Jing is not smart in the first place, if he is called Guo Shagen again, then Huang Rong will have to be called Huang Xiaocui !"

Xu Cheng laughed so hard that he gave a thumbs up and said, "Second brother, what you said makes sense."

Lin Kun smiled and said: "Of course, it is different now, and the types of books are not limited to the domineering martial arts world. A grassroots person, no matter what Wuji is called, Fuxue is a bit too domineering, and he can be called a slut, a naughty boy, etc., and use the name to bring out the character of the character."

"Well, it makes sense, second brother, you continue to talk." Xu Cheng seriously took notes.

Lin Kun said: "Then there is the heroine, the name should not always be Frost, Snow and Rain, plum orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum, you can take some popular names, such as Zhu Tizi, Xia Silu..."