Part-time flower care worker

Lin Kun was overwhelmed by He Ping's arrogance and good wishes.

There have indeed been cases in the rivers and lakes about the successful purchase of a house by donating the seeds of the essence of life, but that is just a legend.

In fact, the entire donation process is very troublesome. It takes half a year or even a year for one success. It needs to be screened and tested many times. Take it once a day. In short, the whole process is very long and difficult, and they don't allow it, and the body doesn't allow a person to do this kind of donation for a long time.

The most important thing is that during this period, sexual intercourse or masturbation is absolutely not allowed, and it is necessary to recharge your batteries.

This is the most difficult for Lin Kun and most young and healthy men. Maybe they can stop having sex, but if they are not allowed to masturbate, Japanese actresses will not agree.

Of course, this also includes the screening of willows. You must know that the disease of willows has an incubation period, which usually takes more than half a year. In other words, after a series of screenings such as quality and health, it will take at least one year to donate essence seeds .

Donate once a year, 5000 yuan a time, based on the current housing price of 1 yuan per square meter, just pay the down payment, you need to donate more than 80 times, at Lin Kun's current age, at least donate until he is [-] years old, and this Among them, if you don't let me have sex, you have contributed to the medical cause of the motherland all your life.

Moreover, there are countless seeds of life essence, and they can only erupt about [-] times in a lifetime, including self-overflowing ones, dedicated to the earth, walls and toilet paper, and some are used to carry on the family line, to truly make oneself There are not many happy people.

Therefore, young people must know that essence is precious, and don't wait for old age to come and shed tears.

Lin Kun thought he would impress He Ping, but she didn't expect the little girl to have such big ambitions, so she hung up the phone as soon as possible, so as not to affect people's mood of shopping. Women in the period of big aunt are irritable and crazy.

Lin Kun hung up the phone, basking in the sun comfortably, while waiting for the enemy to appear. Although the possibility is unlikely, Lin Kun felt that since he was in the light and the enemy was in the dark, it would be better to put himself on guard than to be vigilant all the time. If it is placed in a brighter and more dazzling place, if an enemy approaches, it will be exposed to the light.

However, he waited for a long time, almost falling asleep, and did not wait for the enemy to appear. Instead, a boy who had just joined the stadium chatted while walking, which caught his attention.

One boy said to the other: "It's a pity that you came a step late just now and missed the good show."

"What kind of show is it that excites you so much?" another asked.

The boy said: "The scene just now is really exciting. Just now, a waitress in the cafeteria who was in charge of clearing the plates, suddenly became promiscuous in public, and danced a lot. He quickly took off his clothes, and picked a cucumber as a puppet, wow... that scene was too spectacular, but although you didn't see it, someone must have recorded it at the time, and you can watch it later on campus arrive."

Hey, that's an interesting story, but why would a good waiter go nuts?Is it because there are gods and demons?

The fire of gossip in Lin Kun's heart was blazing. The key was that the other party was a waitress, and Lin Kun was still a little worried about the big girl.

He picked up his mobile phone and immediately started to log in to the campus. These college students all have the soul of gossip, and they like to watch the fun, join in the fun, and spread interesting things. Especially in this day and age, everyone has a mobile phone and has a camera function, so, candid shots Incidents happen frequently, and there are often scenes of college student couples making out in the study room. As for pictures of some girls getting naked, it is not uncommon to see them.

Lin Kun landed on the campus, and sure enough the highest post was the cafeteria sex dance incident. Lin Kun quickly opened the video file, the screen was a little shaken, and he saw an aunt in her 40s next to a dining table, performing an extremely exciting and exciting sex dance.

Don't think that people in their 40s, with a bloated figure and stiff hands and feet, are ugly. In fact, this aunt is still very talented, and her movements are quite skillful. She is extremely provocative. I guess it must be staged often at home. Middle-aged couples are This kind of fun and variety is needed to keep it fresh and exciting.

It's just that after she took off her clothes, her body was loose and she had a big belly. Her movements were so hot that she didn't have the slightest sense of beauty.

Lin Kun quickly lost interest. This kind of heavy taste is not suitable for him. Just as he was about to turn off the phone, he suddenly saw a familiar part in the picture.

That's where the aunt danced. It was right next to the table where he had eaten just now. He and the counterfeit hadn't had time to clean up the dinner plates, especially Lin Kun's own dinner plate. He likes spicy food, so he put it on the plate. For the place where the chopsticks are placed in the middle, I asked for some extra chili oil, and sprinkled it evenly into a long strip, but he was snatched away by the counterfeit, and she didn't like spicy food, so she didn't move at all.

At the same time, Lin Kun also found that the counterfeit goods were full of meals with kidneys on the side. Naturally, Lin Kun didn't take a bite, but in the picture, nearly half of the stir-fried kidneys were missing.

The dishes in the cafeteria are not large, and they are served on metal plates with individual grids, so it seems obvious that there are only a few dozen kidneys in total, but now half of them are missing, which is clear at a glance.

Is it...

Lin Kun shifted his gaze to the dancing aunt again. At this time, she had already picked up the cucumber, and the picture was obscene.

It is very common for people who work in canteens or restaurants to see some food intact and untouched after the guests leave.Da Niu gave him a free bag of soy milk this morning!

Therefore, Lin Kun seriously suspected that it was because after eating a few kidneys that this aunt suddenly became obsessed and danced in public.

In other words, these were originally prepared for Lin Kun. If he hadn't discovered the counterfeit in advance, he might be the one who dances the sex dance now.

The food was indeed poisonous, judging from the situation, it should be said that it was more like a strong aphrodisiac, which would make people feel aroused and even lose their true nature.

However, why did the counterfeit do this? Could it be that they just wanted to make a fool of themselves?A powerful existence who can change appearances, even 72 transformations, spent 1 yuan on He Ping's shopping card to send her away, and turned into her appearance to approach Lin Kun, just to coax him to take a strong aphrodisiac , make him embarrassing and embarrassing?

is it necessary?

Lin Kun's face was full of bitterness, and he was extremely speechless. If he had known this before, why bother to go to such trouble, and just gave him 1 yuan in cash, and he jumped right away.

Lin Kun felt that the matter would not be that simple. If it was just like this, the other party really didn't need to spend so much trouble. She could just change into Lin Kun's appearance and dance a hotter sex dance in front of the public. The effect must be better than now fine.

Or, sex is just a part of it, embarrassing and embarrassing dancing is just the beginning, there will be a follow-up, and finally bleeding to death at the seven holes?

Lin Kun thought it was very possible, so he immediately stood up and rushed towards the cafeteria. When he reached the door of the cafeteria, he smelled the smell of food in the cafeteria, and then he remembered that he hadn't eaten at noon.

I simply walked in, as if nothing happened, went to the window and bought a meal, it was already past lunch time, but there were still a few students pestering, the staff also got off work, and came out to eat in twos and threes.

Lin Kun saw Da Niu at a glance, and Da Niu saw him too. After finishing the meal, she came over and sat beside him with the food, and said with a smile, "Why do you just eat?"

Lin Kun smiled slightly and asked back: "Why do you work here in the morning and at noon? Lunch is usually prepared around ten o'clock. Don't you have to go to class? Making money is important, but reading and future are more important. "

Lin Kun said earnestly, the big girl gave him a grateful look, and said, "Yes, of course I know, but I asked for leave for the last two classes this morning, and I happened to come here for an extra job."

"Ask for leave to work? You..." Lin Kun frowned.

The big girl quickly said: "It's okay, the last two periods are physical education classes, and I'm really not feeling well, so I can't go to class, so I asked for leave."

"But I think you are quite energetic?" Lin Kun asked curiously.

The big girl blushed slightly, and said falteringly: "Girls will always have a reason not to go to physical education class."

Lin Kun continued to ask stupidly, until he saw Da Niu's face was turning purple, and he suddenly realized that it was Da Aunt again.

He Ping has come to be his aunt, and Da Niu has come to be his aunt. Does this mean that he will have a bloody disaster?

Lin Kun looked at the big girl's flushed face, scratched his head in embarrassment, and said, "Then don't eat spicy food, drink more hot water, it's best to make some brown sugar water..."

The eldest girl lowered her head and didn't dare to look at him, she said sarcastically, "You know a lot."

Lin Kun also blushed a little from her insinuation, and simply lowered his head to eat. After a while, more and more employees gathered in the canteen, surrounded by twos and threes, and began to discuss in a low voice. The topic of course was the sex dance incident just now.

Lin Kun took advantage of the opportunity to ask the big girl, the big girl's face turned even redder, she looked down at the food on the plate, and said in a nasty way: "The aunt is usually a good person, optimistic and cheerful, but she is a bit gluttonous and often steals food. From time to time, she secretly packs some meals and takes them home to eat, but she is divorcing her husband recently, so she may be emotionally unstable."

Oh, it turned out that she was going through a divorce. No wonder the dance moves just now looked very proficient. I guess they practiced a lot in private, trying to give her husband some different stimulation. They were well-intentioned, but if her husband saw the fat, probably Will be more determined to divorce the idea.

41 flowers for a man means that he is mature in thinking and has a certain economic foundation. Although his body cannot be worn n times overnight, his glory is still there.

As for women, at forty, they will completely become tofu dregs. No matter how much they put on makeup, they can't cover up the traces of time and oily smoke. Their bodies are hairy and skinny, their peaks are drooping, their buttocks are fat and bloated, their waists are like buckets, and they face their families all day long. Nagging, the only fun is to gossip with neighbors and sisters about Zhang's parents and Li's family.

It is precisely because of this that more and more middle-aged couples are getting divorced, especially in the current flamboyant world, where mistresses and mistresses are emerging one after another, yellow-faced women have only the fate of being dumped, and expecting the loyalty of men will definitely not be able to maintain the marriage, or they are strong enough. Either open one eye and close one eye, or have means and skills.

Lin Kun sighed, and then asked in a low voice, "Then where is she now?"

The big girl turned her head to look, and said in a lower voice: "She was called to the office by our director, and I heard that the relationship between her and our director seems to be unclear..."

Lin Kun was stunned for a moment, and was in a daze for a long time before he cursed: "Damn, what happened to this world?"