Ancient Wu killer mixed city
Chapter 215
Three or ten minutes later, Baoya rushed over on a small motorcycle.
This guy was sleeping soundly, and when he got up, half of his hair was squeezed flat by the pillow, and the wind blew like a half-cut watermelon.Look at him with big swollen eyes, half asleep and half awake, slightly protruding gums under his special long nose, and his thick lips can't conceal the retrogression in the history of human evolution. Looking from a distance, this broom has small eyebrows. The guy with the eyes is exactly like a horse-faced baboon from Africa.
Looking at the rustling beard stubble, Lu Yu was very satisfied.
Baoya was wearing a hurdling vest, and it was a bit cold at night. After being sized up by Lu Yu, he felt even colder, and suddenly got goosebumps all over his body, "Brother Yu! It's so late, what's the matter?" He rubbed his arms ask.
"Good thing!" Xiao Qi dragged him in, "Here is an important task, it's time for you to show it!"
"What?" Baoya asked, also seeing the woman.
"Here." Lu Yu raised his chin, "Isn't it pretty?"
"pretty."
"That's good, you have a good fortune, kid. I found out that this woman wanted to harm us in time. Now, I want her to tell the truth, but she refuses to tell the truth. Since she is so ungrateful, we have to give her something." Look at the color, right?" [
"Yes!" Bucky nodded sharply.
"Well, that's good. Since you think so, I'll leave it to you. As for the method, you can do whatever you want, and I don't care." Lu Yu said, stuffing the box of condoms on the ground into his hand wretchedly. Then he waved and led the others out.
With a dark face and buck teeth, he looked at the things in his hand and immediately understood Lu Yu's intentions.
"Hey~" This old virgin who has been neglected by girls for many years is suddenly elated. When he smiles, the muscles of his face are like cheekbones, and the periphery of his mouth and nose are wrinkled together, and there are vertical and horizontal ravines.Accidentally, the big buck teeth hidden in the thick lips also bared out, pink lips, yellow teeth, red gums, drooling, and immediately changed from an African baboon to a terrifying gorilla, not ordinary ugly.
"Hey--" Lu Yu and the five squatted in a row at the door of the warehouse, snickering at the appearance of buck teeth. Didn't some expert say that even a piece of toilet paper has its own uses, which makes sense.
After a short period of calm, the woman inside could only hear a frantic scream, and then there was a rumble, and the table and chairs fell to the ground, "Come back! Please! I'll tell you! I'll tell you everything!" The woman screamed hoarsely, The throat is about to burst.
"Love me! Brother Baoya, awesome! You are so awesome!" Unable to suppress the joy in his heart, Xiao Qi kicked open the door, jumped up and put his arms around Baoya's neck and said happily.
"Grass!" Baoya drove him away, and threw the cover in his hand on the ground, very sad and disappointed, I'm going to scold the neighbor next door!Isn't this playing me! ?Did you take it off before you took off your pants? !The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he kicked the condom box away all at once. He had no choice but to hurt his self-esteem.
"Hahahahaha——" Seeing his slumped appearance, Lu Yu and the others laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten up.
"Baoya, don't be discouraged, you know this is a great achievement, let Qiye take you for entertainment tomorrow! Boss, I will pay the bill!" Lu Yu said.
"Must! I'll call you two beautiful girls, how about a dragon and two phoenixes~" Xiao Qi also comforted.
"Grass!"
"Haha, alright, let's get down to business first." Lu Yu picked up the chair and sat back again, "Tell me, what's your origin." Unknowingly, Lu Yu also learned to use "ya's" to make sentences.
At this time, the woman had already dragged the stool and hid in the corner of the wall. She seemed to have lingering fears when she saw Baoya's appearance. He secretly glanced at the other party, swallowed and said leisurely: "I know who you are, and I know what you want to do. You I can tell you what you need to know, but you have to promise me that you must let me go, and——no, don’t let Wen Er know."
"Well, of course." Lu Yu said, "As long as you tell the truth, I will send someone to send you back, and it will be assumed that this has never happened, but if you want to tell a lie, my brother has been holding back for almost 20 years. "Lu Yu pointed at buck teeth. [
"Grass!" Baoya shook his head, causing bursts of laughter again.
"If you want to know anything, just ask." The woman's eyes never left Baoya.
"Okay, first, what is your relationship with the director of politics and education?"
"**."
"When did it start."
"A week ago."
"It's not free love, is it Wen Er who asked you to do it?" Lu Yu asked.
"Correct."
"So, how much did they pay you?"
"20."
"What are you calling for?"
"Tell me to win him over and deal with you."
"Anyone else?"
"This--"
"Baoya!" Seeing that she was going to play tricks, Lu Yu leaned back on the chair and shouted, Baoya was waiting beside him.
"Yes! Yes!" The woman said hastily.
"Who?"
"The vice-principal, and the principal."
"Ouch~ You are quite capable, amazing." Lu Yu clapped his hands, "They all agreed to Wen Er's request?"
"No, if you want to come one by one, I will give you [-] yuan if you complete one." The woman said.
"Besides that fat man, you managed one, right?" Lu Yu thought that the 20 must be two people.
"Well, it's the vice-principal."
"when."
"The day before yesterday."
"Where is the colonel?"
"He's a bit henpecked and has no chance."
"Haha" Lu Yu looked at Qi Wen when he heard it, and Qi Wen blushed. "Then, how did Wen Er explain it?" Lu Yu continued to ask.
"He said, in a few days, Tong Ze and the others are going to do something, and tell the school to leave it alone. If they lose, they will get you charged with serious injuries and expel you. If they win, they will just hack you to death , and then find a few gangsters to take the blame, and the school will just provide a certificate, and those who help will be paid."
"Fuck!" Xiaopang was startled when he heard that, "This kid is so fucking ugly! Isn't this going to kill you?"
Lu Yu ignored Xiaopang's complaints, stared straight at the other party, and said word by word, "When will they do it?"
"I do not know."
"Buck teeth!!!" Her eyes betrayed her.
"Yo!" Baoya was furious, and she was about to take off her pants as soon as she pulled the belt. The woman was so frightened that she called for help, "I really don't know, brother, please forgive me—"
"Who is your elder brother!" Lu Yu turned to one side, pretending not to see him, and pulled her blouse off with a push of his buck teeth, very rude.The woman was really scared, "Three days, three days later! I'm not lying, it's really three days later!" Seeing that Lu Yu ignored her, she wailed almost in despair, Qi Wen frowned at the miserable look.
"Wait." Seeing that she was speaking sincerely, Lu Yu waved his hand, and Baoya could only prop up the small tent and stand up straight, still a little bit reluctant.
"Take off her clothes, take some pictures and let her go." Lu Yu said and walked out the door.
"Brother Yu, just let her go like this?" Xiao Qi's murderous intentions were heavy, as if he wanted to silence her.
This guy was sleeping soundly, and when he got up, half of his hair was squeezed flat by the pillow, and the wind blew like a half-cut watermelon.Look at him with big swollen eyes, half asleep and half awake, slightly protruding gums under his special long nose, and his thick lips can't conceal the retrogression in the history of human evolution. Looking from a distance, this broom has small eyebrows. The guy with the eyes is exactly like a horse-faced baboon from Africa.
Looking at the rustling beard stubble, Lu Yu was very satisfied.
Baoya was wearing a hurdling vest, and it was a bit cold at night. After being sized up by Lu Yu, he felt even colder, and suddenly got goosebumps all over his body, "Brother Yu! It's so late, what's the matter?" He rubbed his arms ask.
"Good thing!" Xiao Qi dragged him in, "Here is an important task, it's time for you to show it!"
"What?" Baoya asked, also seeing the woman.
"Here." Lu Yu raised his chin, "Isn't it pretty?"
"pretty."
"That's good, you have a good fortune, kid. I found out that this woman wanted to harm us in time. Now, I want her to tell the truth, but she refuses to tell the truth. Since she is so ungrateful, we have to give her something." Look at the color, right?" [
"Yes!" Bucky nodded sharply.
"Well, that's good. Since you think so, I'll leave it to you. As for the method, you can do whatever you want, and I don't care." Lu Yu said, stuffing the box of condoms on the ground into his hand wretchedly. Then he waved and led the others out.
With a dark face and buck teeth, he looked at the things in his hand and immediately understood Lu Yu's intentions.
"Hey~" This old virgin who has been neglected by girls for many years is suddenly elated. When he smiles, the muscles of his face are like cheekbones, and the periphery of his mouth and nose are wrinkled together, and there are vertical and horizontal ravines.Accidentally, the big buck teeth hidden in the thick lips also bared out, pink lips, yellow teeth, red gums, drooling, and immediately changed from an African baboon to a terrifying gorilla, not ordinary ugly.
"Hey--" Lu Yu and the five squatted in a row at the door of the warehouse, snickering at the appearance of buck teeth. Didn't some expert say that even a piece of toilet paper has its own uses, which makes sense.
After a short period of calm, the woman inside could only hear a frantic scream, and then there was a rumble, and the table and chairs fell to the ground, "Come back! Please! I'll tell you! I'll tell you everything!" The woman screamed hoarsely, The throat is about to burst.
"Love me! Brother Baoya, awesome! You are so awesome!" Unable to suppress the joy in his heart, Xiao Qi kicked open the door, jumped up and put his arms around Baoya's neck and said happily.
"Grass!" Baoya drove him away, and threw the cover in his hand on the ground, very sad and disappointed, I'm going to scold the neighbor next door!Isn't this playing me! ?Did you take it off before you took off your pants? !The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he kicked the condom box away all at once. He had no choice but to hurt his self-esteem.
"Hahahahaha——" Seeing his slumped appearance, Lu Yu and the others laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten up.
"Baoya, don't be discouraged, you know this is a great achievement, let Qiye take you for entertainment tomorrow! Boss, I will pay the bill!" Lu Yu said.
"Must! I'll call you two beautiful girls, how about a dragon and two phoenixes~" Xiao Qi also comforted.
"Grass!"
"Haha, alright, let's get down to business first." Lu Yu picked up the chair and sat back again, "Tell me, what's your origin." Unknowingly, Lu Yu also learned to use "ya's" to make sentences.
At this time, the woman had already dragged the stool and hid in the corner of the wall. She seemed to have lingering fears when she saw Baoya's appearance. He secretly glanced at the other party, swallowed and said leisurely: "I know who you are, and I know what you want to do. You I can tell you what you need to know, but you have to promise me that you must let me go, and——no, don’t let Wen Er know."
"Well, of course." Lu Yu said, "As long as you tell the truth, I will send someone to send you back, and it will be assumed that this has never happened, but if you want to tell a lie, my brother has been holding back for almost 20 years. "Lu Yu pointed at buck teeth. [
"Grass!" Baoya shook his head, causing bursts of laughter again.
"If you want to know anything, just ask." The woman's eyes never left Baoya.
"Okay, first, what is your relationship with the director of politics and education?"
"**."
"When did it start."
"A week ago."
"It's not free love, is it Wen Er who asked you to do it?" Lu Yu asked.
"Correct."
"So, how much did they pay you?"
"20."
"What are you calling for?"
"Tell me to win him over and deal with you."
"Anyone else?"
"This--"
"Baoya!" Seeing that she was going to play tricks, Lu Yu leaned back on the chair and shouted, Baoya was waiting beside him.
"Yes! Yes!" The woman said hastily.
"Who?"
"The vice-principal, and the principal."
"Ouch~ You are quite capable, amazing." Lu Yu clapped his hands, "They all agreed to Wen Er's request?"
"No, if you want to come one by one, I will give you [-] yuan if you complete one." The woman said.
"Besides that fat man, you managed one, right?" Lu Yu thought that the 20 must be two people.
"Well, it's the vice-principal."
"when."
"The day before yesterday."
"Where is the colonel?"
"He's a bit henpecked and has no chance."
"Haha" Lu Yu looked at Qi Wen when he heard it, and Qi Wen blushed. "Then, how did Wen Er explain it?" Lu Yu continued to ask.
"He said, in a few days, Tong Ze and the others are going to do something, and tell the school to leave it alone. If they lose, they will get you charged with serious injuries and expel you. If they win, they will just hack you to death , and then find a few gangsters to take the blame, and the school will just provide a certificate, and those who help will be paid."
"Fuck!" Xiaopang was startled when he heard that, "This kid is so fucking ugly! Isn't this going to kill you?"
Lu Yu ignored Xiaopang's complaints, stared straight at the other party, and said word by word, "When will they do it?"
"I do not know."
"Buck teeth!!!" Her eyes betrayed her.
"Yo!" Baoya was furious, and she was about to take off her pants as soon as she pulled the belt. The woman was so frightened that she called for help, "I really don't know, brother, please forgive me—"
"Who is your elder brother!" Lu Yu turned to one side, pretending not to see him, and pulled her blouse off with a push of his buck teeth, very rude.The woman was really scared, "Three days, three days later! I'm not lying, it's really three days later!" Seeing that Lu Yu ignored her, she wailed almost in despair, Qi Wen frowned at the miserable look.
"Wait." Seeing that she was speaking sincerely, Lu Yu waved his hand, and Baoya could only prop up the small tent and stand up straight, still a little bit reluctant.
"Take off her clothes, take some pictures and let her go." Lu Yu said and walked out the door.
"Brother Yu, just let her go like this?" Xiao Qi's murderous intentions were heavy, as if he wanted to silence her.
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