Ancient Wu killer mixed city

Seeing their flustered looks, Lu Yu burst out laughing, but he didn't have the guts to pretend to be fierce.

"Come here and let's have a chat," Lu Yu said while hooking his fingers

"I think you're stupid, I want to talk about you coming here" Wu Ergouzi said to Lu Yu with a jump and shaking his arms

"If you don't talk, just pull it down. If it's okay, I'll go back." Xiao Lu said and got up to leave

"You stop for me." Wu Ergouzi hurriedly grabbed a handful of sand spray and pointed it in Lu Yu's direction, "Believe it or not, I will collapse you right now"

Before he finished speaking, the red light flashed

"crack"

A huge tomato was slapped on the face

juice splash[

If you touch it with your hand, there are still seeds.

Tomatoes are not hard, but they are not light. Lu Yu's technique is very sophisticated. He threw them in an instant and hit the opponent's eyes impartially.

Wu Ergouzi wiped it with his sleeve and wiped it a dozen times in a row before opening his eyes reluctantly.

Lu Yu was still standing there smiling

"Grass your mother" Wu Er Gouzi's thin body was slightly shocked and cursed

"hehe"

Lu Yu didn't answer, picked another one out of the basket on the stone table, and threw it out with narrowed eyes.

Another flash of red light

Another "pop" sound

This time Wu Ergouzi learned to be smart and covered his face with his hands early

I succeeded and didn't hit my face

Why did you slap when you didn't hit your face?

Because Lu Yu didn't slap the face at all, what he slapped was Wu Ergouzi, the three-inch bad thing that Lu Yu kicked and crippled, and hung symbolically under his body.

"Hehehehe"

Seeing the other party's knees clamped into a cat-shaped waist, he lowered his head and slowly squatted down. Lu Yu let out a meaningful laugh [

very funny and annoying

It's interesting to say, didn't Wu Er Gouzi let himself be sent to the palace? He even felt that he was cured or Wu Liang was lying to himself.

"What are you looking at and still not convinced?" Lu Yu took out a tomato from the basket for the third time, this one was green, not ripe and hard

Everyone in the family knows that Ling'er likes sour things, or Zhang Nai bought them on purpose and waited to use them when scrambling eggs tonight

Lu Yu weighed it in the palm of his hand, feeling a bit reluctant

But there is nothing suitable right now, so I can only spend a little extravagantly. It must be a waste to put this persimmon again.

"Brother, let's do it, what are you waiting for?"

Brothers see it really, a big man behind Wu Er Gouzi suggested

His suggestion is still reasonable. After all, it is inconvenient for traffic to and fro on the side of the main road. If someone sees their situation and meddles in their own business, and calls the police, those people who are standing stupidly with their hands in their hands will be met. big trouble

"Let's go and come back another day." Wu Er Gouzi gasped in pain and grinned extremely uncomfortable. It's a bad start, so let's avoid the limelight.

"Just let him go." The people behind were very unconvinced. The two tomatoes were beaten away by the sand sprayer.

If this gets out, how can you be a fool?

"Don't you guys know that this kid is evil? Don't talk too much and take me away quickly. The green mountains are not in the green water and there are many opportunities for revenge." Wu Er Gouzi twisted his buttocks and said again

The people behind them spat out unwillingly and helped Wu Er Gouzi to get into the car.

"Let's go so soon" Seeing that they are not honest, Lu Yu is walking quietly in the yard. On the surface, it seems that he is doing that kind of wicked thing that he got cheap and pretends to be good.

"You mother, you wait," Wu Er Gouzi said fiercely while pointing at Lu Yu's nose

He regretted it as soon as he said this

He suddenly felt hot at the base of his ears, followed by a buzzing sound that spread to his brain. The unripe tomato was hitting his temple, and it was crushed and smashed into several petals in an instant.

Then there was another bang, but it had nothing to do with them.

The gate of the fence was kicked open

"Little bastard, I'm going to kill you right now!" The oldest of the people brought rushed into the yard, raised the sand spray gun and shot Lu Yu in the head.

Lu Yu didn't panic and went up a few steps faster than him. Before he could shoot, he took the barrel of the gun with his left hand and chopped with his right hand. Elbow came out

This trick is played very elegantly and does not require much effort, but for ordinary people, his "Hunyuan Strength" that only uses three points is exaggerated enough. Seeing the tip of the elbow of his right arm touch the opponent's heart, he puts that person away all at once. on the ground

Just after this person fell, another one came up. This guy is smarter than the one just now. He didn't get too close, and he pulled the trigger violently at a distance of three or five steps.

It's a pity that no one was hit. Lu Yu's figure flashed suddenly and successfully avoided the sand, and then appeared on his right side in a flash.

The other party hurriedly turned around, at this moment Lu Yu himself was standing in front of him in a foolish manner again.

"Grass" was so anxious that he could control so many people. The man raised the barrel of his gun and shot at Lu Yu, but he forgot that Lu Yu still had a snatched sand spray in his hand that did not make a sound.

There was a bang, and the gunfire filled the air. The man let out a scream and fell to the ground. The clothes on his right shoulder had been blasted into pieces by the gunfire.

Lu Yu fired with the muzzle of the gun on the person's body and then fired

"No matter how good your kung fu is, you will be afraid of being knocked down by a single shot, no matter how good you are with a kitchen knife"

Similar words were said many times by Wu Ergouzi, whose IQ was not up to the standard, during the mobilization before the war

But he doesn't need that jujube-like head. Think about whoever stipulates that you can make a gun. Is it very difficult to pull the trigger with your finger?

naive

Idiocy

stupid

Granite heads without seams

Lu Yu knew what they were thinking and smiled coldly

In fact, it’s the easiest to fight against these bastards. Don’t waste your mind. Look at the one who fell first and struggled to get up. Lu Yu smacked the opponent’s cheek with a stick again.

"You are very brave, you didn't take me seriously, did you?"

Seeing the other party glaring at him, Xiao Lu folded his hands together like a fierce spirit again.

This kind of exclusive action for playing golf made those outside the fence tremble with fright. Lu Yu is a person without compassion, of course, only when dealing with enemies.