Ancient Wu killer mixed city

"Hey, do you know them well? The rest of them," the Vietnamese said, pressing the handle of the well, and the old-fashioned foreign well made a creaking sound.

"I'm not familiar with you. I'm here for money just like you." Zhang Zhen shook his hair and wiped his face with a towel, "However, I still know something about that woman. She belongs to Fifth Master Qiao. A capable general, I heard that he is very powerful."

"Where's his concubine?" the Vietnamese asked, his eyes shining.

"I'm not too sure about the specifics. I heard it's Lu Yu, a rookie, and one of his own. He probably joined Qiao Wu recently. He's working under Qin Lan. It's just that mature woman who looks so coquettish. That." Zhang Zhen said, drooling, "I also heard that he also had an affair with that woman, I don't know if it's true or not."

"Ah? Aren't they a couple? How come?" The Vietnamese was taken aback, pointing to Lu Yu's room and said.

"Who can say this kind of thing clearly. If you want me to say that kid is not good at all, he looks like a flirtatious guy. Sooner or later, he will be a master of exhaustion."

Speaking of this, Zhang Zhen thought of the voice from the next door again, and before he knew it, his body was hot.

"Hey, are you interested? Let's give it a try if we find a chance?"

"What?" The Vietnamese was taken aback and frowned. [

"Tsk." Zhang Zhen felt that he was like a log, and pouted towards Tsing Yi's room.

"Stop it, you think that woman is a good stubble." The Vietnamese thought for a while and shook his head.

"Grass, you were discouraged by that Lu!" Seeing him like this, Zhang Zhen taunted.

"Fuck, who said that!" The Vietnamese became furious when they heard this, and threw the towel on the well platform at that time.

"I'm stupid, please keep your voice down!" Seeing someone in the yard looking this way, he quickly made a silent gesture.

At this time, as soon as the door of the west wing opened, Lu Yu and Tsing Yi came out one after another, "See, this is over." Zhang Zhen said, wiped his face, nodded with Lu Yu and ran back to the room quickly .

"It's so early." Seeing the Vietnamese man with his hair covered, Lu Yu thought it was funny, and waved his hand at him from a distance as a greeting.

"Ah, morning." The Vietnamese laughed dryly, fetched some water with a washbasin and walked back. When passing by Tsing Yi, the kid secretly glanced at Tsing Yi's buttocks, "Let's give it a try if we have a chance. Try?" Zhang Zhen's words echoed in his ears and lingered for a long time.

"Look at their obsessive looks, be careful." As a senior hooligan, Lu Yu could tell what they were thinking at a glance.

"Let me tell you a story." Tsing Yi said while washing her face while fetching a basin of clear water.

"Okay." Lu Yu, squatting beside him and brushing his teeth, replied.

"During the Northern Song Dynasty, there were two people, one named Su Shi and the other named Foyin. Su Shi was a great talent, and Foyin was an eminent monk. The two of them often practiced Zen and meditated together. Foyin was honest and always bullied by Su Shi, who was as cunning as you. Su Shi He was very happy when he took advantage, and then went home to show off to his talented younger sister, Su Xiaomei."

"And then." Being compared to Su Dongpo, Lu Yu was in a good mood, raised his head slightly and listened while foaming.

"Then one day, the two meditated together. Su Shi asked Foyin: Master, what do you think I look like? Foyin said: I think you look like a Buddha. After hearing this, Su Shi laughed loudly, very cheaply. Said to Foyin: Do you know what you look like when I see you sitting there?"

"Read the full text of the beacon fire at the end of Ming Dynasty." Lu Yu said. [

"Have you heard of it?" Tsing Yi was taken aback, questioning with drops of water on his face.

"No, I guessed it." Lu Yu smiled smugly, quite proudly.

"You guessed wrong. What Su Shi said was like a pile of cow dung." Seeing her like that, Tsing Yi also smiled. I don't know why I can't hold back that stinky face when I chat with this fox. Maybe it's because Lu Yu is A happy person, don't they all say that a good mood can be passed on.

"Let's talk, there's no difference between dog shit and cow dung." Seeing her proud look, Lu Yu pouted.

"Then are you listening?" There was a splash of water, and Tsing Yi glared at Lu Yu.

"Listen." Lu Yu said.

"Shut up just listen!" After Tsing Yi finished speaking, water splashed on Lu Yu again.

Lu Yu was stimulated by the cold well water, and hurriedly moved aside, at this time Tsing Yi said again.

"Describe Foyin as shit, Su Shi is very happy and has a sense of accomplishment."

"Wait a minute" Xiao Lu silently raised his hand, "Isn't it cow dung, why did it turn back to dog shit?"

"" Upon hearing this, Tsing Yi silently poured a basin of water over, and Xiao Lu dodged sideways and quickly dodged.

"Hee hee, keep talking." With a toothbrush in his mouth, Lu Yu smiled.

"Stop talking." Tsing Yi was so angry that he threw the basin on the ground viciously.

"Tell me." Lu Yu knew he was wrong, and looked forward to it with an obedient look.

"Then don't talk too much."

"kindness."

"Su Shi took advantage of Foyin."

"Pfft—" Lu Yu really couldn't hold back, it was definitely not on purpose.Can you blame me for this, and Su Shi took advantage of Foyin? Okay, let's continue.

"Su Shi took advantage of Foyin and was very proud of it. He showed it off in front of Su Xiaomei as soon as he got home. Unexpectedly, Su Xiaomei sneered and said to her brother, you still practice Zen with your understanding. You know that people who practice Zen are the most particular. What is it? Seeing the heart and seeing the nature, you have it in your heart, you have it in your eyes. If the Buddha seal says that you look like a Buddha, it means that he has a Buddha in his heart, but if you say that the Buddha seal looks like cow dung, what does that mean! "

"And then?" Lu Yu didn't hear it right.

"Do I still have to say, you are a hooligan, so everyone is a hooligan." Tsing Yi said, curling her lips.

"Pull it down, then Su Xiaomei and Foyin are not good people, what's the use of you running on me with them." Lu Yu rinsed his mouth and snorted coldly.

"Why are you not a good person, you are the only one!" Seeing his sophistry, Tsing Yi asked.

"I'm not talking nonsense. They are just two hooligans. They pretend to be cultural people. It's not worth mentioning. There is a very famous pair between them. Haven't you heard of it?" Lu Yu said, shaking his head, with a smile on his face With regret, the corner of his mouth hides contempt.

"What pair?" Tsing Yi wondered, wondering.

"A girl sleeps alone, with three hairy eyes vertically and horizontally. Two monks share the bed, with four bald heads turned upside down." Lu Yu stood up and said word by word.

Repeated a few words, Tsing Yi's face flushed red all of a sudden, "A girl sleeping alone, with three hairy eyes vertically and horizontally, three hairy eyes and two monks sharing the same bed, four bald heads upside down, four bald heads my God, this Pairs are too much! It’s even more than little yellow jokes!