Bloody Journey: Those Years in Northeast China

Bloody Journey: Those Years in the Northeast - Chapter 385 Amusing fools

Chen Tiezhu and Shen Tianlong were originally two people with completely different temperaments and temperaments, but for some reason, these two people hit it off after they met, and they were much closer than ordinary brother-in-law and brother-in-law.

As the so-called elder brother is like a father and elder sister is like a mother, whether from his own perspective or from Shen Tianfeng's perspective, Chen Tiezhu felt that he had to speak a few words at his wedding on behalf of Shen Tianlong's relatives.

Although Wang Shuping didn't have much contact with Shen Tianlong, he and Shen Tianfang wandered outside, occasionally prospered, and occasionally fell down. When they were down, they were often helped by Shen Tianlong and Shen Tianfeng, so he wanted to be at Shen Tianlong's wedding. Say a few words to express your gratitude and blessings to Shen Tianlong!

When they couldn't argue, the two unanimously decided to have a showdown through a begging competition.

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The department store is the largest shopping mall in Hongqi City. There are four floors in the shopping mall.

As the largest commercial district in Hongqi City and the only CBD in the urban area, not only people in the urban area will come to the department store to buy things, but even rural people in mining areas, pastoral areas, and nearby Qi counties will go out for a few times if they have free time. Shilidi, come to the department store to feel the bustling commercial atmosphere.

Among the crowd of people rubbing shoulders, a rural woman was wandering in front of a counter selling fabrics. She wanted to buy a piece of fabric and go back to make a new suit for herself.

But when the aunt had just chosen the fabric and was about to pay for it, she suddenly felt someone pat her on the shoulder from behind.

"Ah... Auntie, I'm a beggar. Look, I'm blind. Give me some money." Chen Tiezhu said

Chen Tiezhu has never been a gentle person, even if he asks for something, he is not very good at speaking in a gentle tone.Coupled with his ferocious face and the shape of black gauze over his eyes, the aunt who bought the fabric turned around and suddenly saw such a gangster, she screamed "Oh my god" in fright, and ran away with the fabric as if she didn't even have money They all forgot to pay, and the boss who sold the fabric hurriedly stomped his feet.

The boss just wanted to open his mouth to curse, but he looked at Chen Tiezhu's appearance which was comparable to a pirate of the Caribbean, and finally closed his mouth reluctantly.

In this way, in less than half an hour, Chen Tiezhu scared away an aunt, made a child cry, and even made an old man selling candied haws fall down in fright. He came out with a handful of ten-cent bills, and shoved all the money into Chen Tiezhu's hands tremblingly.

Chen Tiezhu's start was unfavorable, and Wang Shuping, Shen Tianfeng, and Shen Tianfang, who were watching the battle, laughed so hard that their stomachs almost cramped.But just when these few people were laughing up and down, things turned around again.

Chen Tiezhu's appearance is indeed scary, but Hongqi City has always had a tough folk style, and there has never been a shortage of courageous and bloody men.Now, a thin, withered man who looked a bit like a monkey walked towards Chen Tiezhu aggressively.

"Fucking shit, you're a freshman and you have a lot of strength. Wouldn't it be embarrassing to come out and ask for money? I'll give you ten yuan if you call out to me." The monkey-like man said.

After a while, another man with six fingers on his left hand came over and mocked Chen Tiezhu, and then threw him another ten yuan.

After a while, another strong man with beards came towards Chen Tiezhu...

In less than a while, Chen Tiezhu actually asked for 40 yuan, and four rough men who were tall, short, fat or thin each gave Chen Tiezhu ten yuan.

During the whole process, Wang Shuping kept watching with cold eyes until Chen Tiezhu collected 40 yuan. Then Wang Shuping walked over and patted Chen Tiezhu on the back.

The people who gave Chen Tiezhu the money were friends of Chen Tiezhu. Wang Shuping had already seen it, but he was a little concerned about Chen Tiezhu's face before, so he didn't have the nerve to point it out immediately.Seeing Chen Tiezhu getting more and more embarrassing, Wang Shuping finally couldn't help it.

"It's almost done, I know you have a lot of friends, but with your brain, I guess someone else gave you the idea of ​​finding a trustee?" Wang Shuping said

"Fuck, why can't I figure it out?" Chen Tiezhu didn't investigate for a while, and fell into Wang Shuping's trick again. He was eager to distinguish his own IQ, and at the same time exposed his cheating in the game.After speaking, Chen Tiezhu also realized that he had been fooled by Wang Shuping again.

"Fuck, there's nothing good about wearing glasses!" Chen Tiezhu said angrily

To put it bluntly, Wang Shuping finally agreed to count the 40 yuan that Chen Tiezhu asked for as a grade.

"Do you think begging for food is really that simple? Even if you ask for help, I will take you down anyway." Although Chen Tiezhu has already got 40 yuan, Wang Shuping is still full of confidence.

After speaking, Wang Shuping covered his face with both hands and brewed for a while. When he took his hands away again, his face was already distorted, and the distorted face was actually worse than that of a person who had a stroke.

Even, even in his mouth, there was still a wisp of crystal clear liquid.

Halazi!Wang Shuping actually let it go!

Not only that, but Wang Shuping's usually cunning and wise little eyes have become dull at this moment.

"Damn it!" Wang Shuping's sudden change of face scared Chen Tiezhu, who was always known for his courage, to the brim.And Shen Tianfeng and Shen Tianfang, who were standing on the side watching the battle from a distance, laughed even more.

"Tianfang, what is your Teacher Wang doing? Why did you suddenly become so stupid?" Shen Tianfeng asked

"I don't know what he's going to do, but I know that my brother-in-law will definitely lose." Although Shen Tianfang couldn't figure out what his man was going to do, he was still full of confidence.

Then Wang Shuping's performance exceeded everyone's expectations.

Not only did Wang Shuping's face become crooked like a stroke, but he even seemed to have a cerebral thrombosis when he walked, swaying every step, as if he was about to fall at any time.

"I want a coin, I want a steel coin!" Wang Shuping stretched out his hand, holding a grin, and grabbed a man.

"What?" The man still didn't understand what Wang Shuping meant.

"镚, I want 镚!" Wang Shuping repeated his words, and then stretched out his palm with nails full of black mud, holding a gleaming five-cent coin in his palm.

"Oh, I met a fool asking for money." The man felt that he was unlucky, took out a dime and threw it into Wang Shuping's hand, then turned around and prepared to leave.

Who knew that Wang Shuping saw the man was about to leave, but instead pulled him even tighter.

"镚, I want 镚!" Wang Shuping roared angrily, throwing a dime at the man.At this time, Wang Shuping's chest was heaving violently, and his mouth was spitting more and more. Obviously, he was very angry at the man who gave him a dime.

"Oh, don't give me a dime, do you want steel?" Wang Shuping's stupid attitude surprised the man, and he began to think that Wang Shuping was very funny.

One after another, the men took out another [-] cents, [-] yuan or even [-] yuan and handed them to Wang Shuping, but Wang Shuping didn't want any of them. They wanted steel coins!A five-cent coin.

"Hey, there's a fool here, he wants a coin, and he doesn't want more money!" The man shouted excitedly to his companion as if he had discovered a new world.

"What, there are people like this?" Hearing the man's words, the ordinary people in Hongqi City who love to watch the excitement were excited again.

Everyone gathered around one after another, you took one piece, I took two pieces to tease Wang Shuping there, and even a few wealthy people really took out a big unity of ten yuan apiece.

Faced with the temptation of huge sums of money, Wang Shuping was unmoved, but continued to ask everyone for coins, and Wang Shuping didn't even care about those coins.

Until a person really gave Wang Shuping a five-cent coin, Wang Shuping's face suddenly showed a look of excitement.

Clenching a fist with one hand, Wang Shuping hit his fist hard with his forehead!

kowtow!

Wang Shuping's action in Hongqi City meant kowtow. He would not even accept ten yuan, but would kowtow to people who gave him five cents.

"Hahaha, idiot, really an idiot, let's come and see the idiot." The people around roared with laughter.

Watching the excitement is a major hobby of the people of Hongqi City. Compared with watching fights, ordinary people prefer to watch fools.After all, fighting seems to be enjoyable, but if the two sides are anxious, and the bricks, kitchen knives and rolling pins go into battle together, they may accidentally injure themselves.

And teasing fools can not only make you happy, but it's not dangerous. It's obviously much more cost-effective than watching fights.

Knowing that there was a fool on the first floor of the department store, people flocked over one after another, and even some good-for-nothings exchanged their bills for five-cent, two-cent, and one-cent steel coins and threw them to Wang Shuping.

If the other party threw a five-point steel coin, Wang Shuping ran over to pick it up, with a happy look on his face.But if it was a two-cent or one-cent coin, Wang Shuping bent down to pick it up, made an angry expression, and threw the two-cent or one-cent coin over the opponent's head vigorously.

Wang Shuping only needs five points, no more, no less!

However, Wang Shuping's cerebellum seems to be extremely underdeveloped, and he accidentally fell himself when tossing a coin...

After asking for money in the department store, Wang Shuping came to the gate of Changqing Park in the afternoon, and did the same thing. When the sun went down, Wang Shuping didn't cheat or play tricks, and his business income had already exceeded Chen Tiezhu's by several blocks.

"How about it, are you convinced?" Wang Shuping was triumphant.

"Someone else gave you ten yuan, why don't you take it?" Chen Tiezhu asked

"If I took the ten yuan, wouldn't I be stupid? If I'm not stupid, why would they continue to give me money?" Wang Shuping said

"Well, these people think you are a fool, but they don't think that you have tricked them." Chen Tiezhu finally got the hang of it, and nodded thoughtfully.

After Chen Tiezhu convincingly surrendered, the group of four went to the restaurant to have another hearty drink.

While Wang Shuping and Chen Tiezhu were celebrating the successful end of the begging competition, Shen Tianlong was sitting in the office dazedly, staring at the phone on the table in a daze.

The hour hand turned, and it was already ten o'clock in the evening. Shen Tianlong hesitated for a long time before finally sighing and mustering up the courage to pick up the phone on the table.