The strongest idler in history

This time Wei Qi could hear clearly, but Yu Zhuangjin simply hugged Mimi and said happily: "Mimi, please call again, quickly call again."

"Wei Qi, Wei Qi, Wei Qi." Mimi first pointed to the jade inlaid with gold and said, then pointed to herself, and finally pointed to Wei Qi.

Now that the jade inlaid with gold knew it was wrong, Mimi obviously misunderstood the meaning of the word "Wei Qi". Mimi's little head probably didn't have the concept of a name at all.

Yu Xiangjin hurriedly explained: "Mimi is wrong, wrong, you are Mimi." Yu Xiangjin said and pointed to Mimi.

"I'm your elder sister Yu." Yu Xiangjin pointed to herself again.

Then he pointed to Wei Qi and said, "He is Wei Qi!"

Although Yu Xiangjin explained in detail, Mimi ignored her at all, and even intensified, Mimi started pointing fingers everywhere, calling everything Wei Qi.

When Mimi pointed at a cockroach and yelled at Wei Qi, Wei Qi finally couldn't take it anymore, rushed forward and hugged Mimi.Shouted: "Stop barking, I am Wei Qi, only I am, and nothing else is Wei Qi! Not the table, not the chair, not the fart mat, not even that cockroach!" Wei Qi pointed at himself again The nose said: "I am the only one who is Wei Qi! Do you understand?"

Mimi was taken aback by the fierce Wei Qi, and felt Wei Qi's anger, so she didn't dare to scream anymore.A pair of big eyes blinked at Wei Qi, looking very aggrieved.

Wei Qi was so fierce that Mimi jade inlaid gold didn't do it anymore, he got up from the bed, stretched out his hand and snatched Mimi, and even gave Wei Qi a look.Seeing Mimi's cute and pitiful appearance in her arms, Yu Xiangjin felt very distressed.

"Oh, good baby." After coaxing for a long time, Mimi showed her little face again.

After being coaxed, Mimiyu Xiangjin said to Wei Qi angrily: "Why do you have the same knowledge as a child? She is ignorant, and you don't understand either? You really don't look like an adult at all."

Wei Qi was speechless, and he also felt that he seemed a little impulsive just now.

"Uh, it's my fault, but Mimi pointed at a cockroach and called me by my name, it's too..." Wei Qi was interrupted by jade inlaid with gold in the middle of his sentence.

"What's so, that's great? What's wrong with the cockroach? To tell you the truth, Mimi's name is right. That cockroach was raised by me, and it's called Weiqi! What's the matter, do you have an opinion?" Yu Xiangjin said At that time, he pointed his jade finger at the cockroach.

Of course, jade inlaid with gold is just nonsense, some girls would raise cockroaches, but seeing Wei Qi bullying Mimi, she is not happy.

Wei Qi was speechless after being crowned with jade and gold, but the smiling Mimi started talking again, "Mimi, Mimi..."

Mimi didn't know what was wrong, she kept talking non-stop.

Seeing that Mimi had learned to say her own name, Yu Xiangjin was even happier, "Yes, Mimi, that's right, your name is Mimi. No, no, that cup is not Mimi, you are Mimi. The shoes No, Mimi don't touch that, that's even worse!"

Mimi actually pulled out a red pocket from under the pillow inlaid with jade, but the little jade inlaid with gold refused to agree, so she hurriedly stopped Mimi.Wei Qi is at the side, so Wei Qi will not be ashamed to death when he sees her close-fitting clothes.

"Ahem, I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything!" Wei Qi turned his eyes to the sky and pretended not to see anything.In fact, he had already discovered that there was something under the pillow inlaid with jade and gold. It was only a red corner that was exposed before. Mimi seemed to sense his curiosity, so she pulled the red pocket out.

After Yu Xiangjin snatched the red bag from Mimi's hand, she found that Wei Qi was peeping.She shook the pocket in her hand at Wei Qi, and then said: "Wei Qi, don't pretend, you will see it when you see it, isn't it a pocket. If you want, I can give it to you!" Yu Xiang After Jin finished speaking, he winked at Wei Qi.

This time the jade-encrusted gold took Wei Qi into the army, and Wei Qi gulped down a mouthful of spit when he was dazzled by the jade-encrusted gold. He looked at the red pocket in the hand of the jade-encrusted gold and smiled stiffly and said: "Hehe, hehe, forget it, forget it, I'm a man and don't need to wear a pocket. Of course, it would be nice if you could wear that pocket for Mimi!"

Wei Qi is really shameless, if you give it to Mimi, you will give it to him, there is no difference at all!

"Mimi has the clothes I made for her, and she doesn't need to wear a pocket. If you don't want it, I can put it away." Yu Xiangjin said and shook the pocket at Wei Qi.

This flash made Wei Qi's heart tremble, how much he wanted to snatch that pocket treasure!However, he really can't bear the cruel title of perverted pervert, so Wei Qi has no choice but to endure it!

After Yu Xiangjin finished speaking, she turned around and put Doudou into her wardrobe.When she turned around, her jade-embedded gold face was already completely red. The pocket that Mimi pulled out was just changed yesterday, and she hadn't had time to wash it yet. She stuffed it in when she changed the pocket yesterday. under the pillow.Unexpectedly, Mimi was dragged out today, which made her very shy.Fortunately, she pretended to be bold and unrestrained, and calmed down Wei Qi.

Yu Xiangjin turned around again, the blush on his face had receded when he faced Wei Qi, absolutely no different from usual.

Then he said to Wei Qi openly: "Wei Qi, Mimi can say your name, which proves that she can say other simple words, now just teach her what those things are called. But it’s up to you, Mimi doesn’t seem to understand what I’m saying.”

Wei Qi's head got bigger when he heard it, and he just taught it for a while and he was very annoying. If he keeps teaching Mimi to speak, it will kill him!

"Boss, you should come, I still have to practice! I can't stay with her all the time!" Wei Qi began to use his mind to induce Mimi vigorously, telling Mimi to listen to the words of jade inlaid with gold, However, Mimi's intelligence is limited, and she doesn't seem to understand what obedience is. The information fed back to Wei Qi is that she doesn't know what Wei Qi will say at all.

In fact, Wei Qi can order Mimi to do some simple things, such as serving tea and pouring water, beating someone to eat a spirit, etc. Mimi can do it, but this makes Mimi listen to the words of jade and gold This is a bit embarrassing for Mimi.

Mimi listened to Wei Qi's words because of her instinct. She was the spirit born of Wei Qi's practice of Xiandilu, and her obedience to Wei Qi was a habit she had formed before she was conscious.To her, it's like a Bible novel just trying to make sense of it.

"Wei Qi, actually, I really want to teach Mimi how to speak, Mimi is so cute and I'm happy to be with her every day, but she really doesn't seem to understand what I'm saying, only what you say she can understand. When you teach Mimi how to speak, I will help you teach her human emotions, what do you think?" Yu Xiangjin didn't look at Wei Qi when she spoke, but stared straight at the baby she was holding. Mimi.And laughing while watching it, it seems that no matter how you look at it, you can't get enough of it.

Wei Qi is helpless now, "This Mimi is so stupid that she can't even speak. I didn't need anyone to teach me to learn it, but I still teach her. She is so stupid!"

Wei Qi always thought that he could speak since he was born, but there was a secret that his mother-in-law who picked him up didn't tell him until she died, that is, he was actually more than two years old, and it was only when he was almost three years old that he was taught to speak. talk!

"In this case, then I will teach, but let's make an agreement, I teach and I teach, and Bike is not allowed to protect her. The old man said that if a child is disobedient, he must be beaten. If you don't beat her, she will not listen to you. Well. Didn’t you see that Mimi learned two words after I yelled twice just now? This is something that can’t be fierce!” Wei Qi shamelessly attributed the two names that Mimi learned to himself superior.

"Wei Qi, let Mimi call me sister, I want to hear Mimi call me!" Yu Xiangjin finally showed her fox tail, it turned out that she just wanted Mimi to call her twice melodious.

"Oh yes, let me see!" Wei Qi agreed, and told Mimi that he could.

"Mimi is holding you with jade inlaid with gold. You have to call her Sister Yu. Yu-sister-sister, do you understand?" This time Wei Qi has a little experience, so he repeated it deliberately, and added made a long sound.

"Mimi, Mimi!" Mimi said with her small face rubbing her jade-inlaid gold chest.Wei Qi's saliva almost didn't flow out, he thought: "This Mimi is not stupid, she knows that those two balls are Mimi before I teach her!"

Seeing that Mimi didn't call her, Yu Xiangjin was very unwilling, so she lifted Mimi up immediately, and said to Mimi unwillingly: "I am Sister Yu, not Mimi, Mimi is good, please call me quickly!" Listen, sister."

"Weiqi, cockroach, Mimi!" I don't know how Mimi learned it, but she even learned the cockroach that Weiqi only said twice.In fact, we can’t blame Mimi. Mimi can learn these three words because Wei Qi’s mood is different when he says these three words again.Mimi sensed Wei Qi's difference, so she memorized these three words.

"Miss Boss, it doesn't seem to work, she won't call Mimi!" Mimi had no choice but to call Wei Qi, and said helplessly to Yu Xiang.

"Boss lady, boss lady!" Mimi's crisp voice came out at once.

Wei Qi was so surprised that he almost bit his tongue, "No, that's how you learned it?"

But Yu Xiangjin got upset, she wanted Mimi to call her sister, but Mimi followed Wei Qi and called the proprietress, which made her very upset.

"Wei Qi blames you, what are you yelling, so Mimi calls me the boss lady!"

Wei Qi was left speechless by the rogue Yu Xiangjin, "Can you blame me? And I don't call you the boss lady, what do I call you?"

"You, you just call me Sister Yu, and if you call me Sister Yu, Mimi will call me too!" In order for Mimi to call her sister, Yu Zhuangjin even accepted Wei Qi, a younger brother.

"No!" Wei Qi replied very simply.The name Sister Yu reminded Wei Qi of Xiaobailian, "I'm not pale, how can I learn to call Xiaobailian elder sister! Don't do it! Don't do it!"

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Writing this to teach Mimi to talk is not for nothing.Guess what it is for!