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"Come on, let's all have a drink to quench our thirst!"

He Jiong stood up holding a glass of beer with rich foam, and greeted everyone present with a smile on his face: "Although the time is indeed a little late, I still want to say that this glass of beer It is not only a belated welcome to our almighty star student Tang Xiaosa, welcome him to our Changsha and Kuaiben as a guest, but also a celebration for our successful recording of the program tonight."

As he spoke, he slammed the wine glass into the glass in the hand of Brother Xiao Sa, who was full of pain, and with a soft "keng", he nodded and joined forces with Li Weijia, Xie Yu and other partners They clinked glasses one after another, and finally finished the glass of wine in one big gulp.

"Idol fellow, sister Po is the first to do it!" Xie Yu is also a heroine, and when He Jiong toasted, she also gave a bold gesture, and then she immediately showed her bottom.

Just like following the trend, with Teacher He and Sister Po taking the lead, Li Weijia and Du Haitao also cheered with smiles. Even Wu Xin, a young beauty, just frowned, and then toasted without saying a word.

"You... are you trying to force me?"

A certain person was holding a beer weighing nearly half a catty with a bitter face, looked at Mr. He who spread his hands to him, and then at Xie Yu and others who were obviously watching his jokes. He wanted to drink several times, but Every time I smell it, I can't help but turn my head away. It looks like I'm holding poison instead of beer.

"Idol, do you have such a big reaction to beer? Why is it like drinking poison?"

A certain person wanted to drink several times but didn't dare to drink. Xie Yu and other members of the "Happy Family" who were about to watch his jokes couldn't help but wonder, no matter how small your drinking capacity is, you don't have to be so timid?Besides, our program team has already opened a room for you here, even if you are drunk, you can stay here directly!What are you afraid of?

"I'm mainly not used to drinking beer, it's bad to drink and my stomach is full, and I always burp and go to the toilet."

A guy who was holding a glass of beer but couldn't take a sip explained with a wry smile: "The key is that I will probably gag after drinking beer, and I will vomit if I am not drunk..."

I'm dizzy, I'm about to start eating supper, but you talk about vomiting, that really spoils my appetite!

So, without waiting for him to continue, He Jiong immediately waved his hands and said, "Okay, ok, let's change a bottle of red wine for you? Now that you're cool, you won't stop drinking, right? The waiter..."

He was about to ask the waiter to come in, but Brother Xiaosha hurriedly said: "Mr. He, I'd better bring me a bottle of white wine. I'm inexperienced in drinking red wine, and I can't feel the taste of it. It's a waste!"

That's right, a certain soil beetle has never drank red wine at all, and he doesn't know how to open the bottle. How can he show his embarrassment in front of them?What's more, the place where they sit and eat is quite high-end. A bottle of red wine costs hundreds of dollars. If you have this money to buy red wine, it's better to buy a bottle of better white wine!

"Yo, idols are real people who don't show their faces. Baijiu is the easiest to get drunk." Xie Yu joked: "We usually drink beer, but you can only enjoy baijiu. A bottle should be fine, right?"

"Nana is right. We don't drink white wine. We are afraid that we will have a headache tomorrow when we get drunk." Li Weijia also expressed his opinion.

Damn, look down on people, don't you?My brother grew up drinking high-concentration medicinal wine from his grandfather since he was a child. Are you afraid that you have a bottle of liquor with more than 50 degrees?

"Okay, since everyone has said so, then I'll do what I can!" Brother Xiaosa nodded easily, as if he didn't care, and said: "It just so happens that I'm a little tired from walking for more than a month, drink well Have a drink and sleep well."

Listen to this tone, look at his demeanor, it doesn't matter!It's completely stress-free!

"You cow!"

The five members of the "Happy Family" looked at each other involuntarily, then He Jiong nodded and shouted: "Waiter, bring us a bottle of Liuyang River."

After arranging the drinks, he put down his glass and put his elbows on the table, looked at the smiling brother Xiao Sa who was sitting across from him, and exclaimed, "To be honest, I thought I'd be busy until after midnight before I could call it a day. Yes, but I didn't expect you to be so versatile and humorous. It turned out that it only took more than three hours to complete the work. It usually takes more than four hours to complete the workload, and even we ourselves are quite looking forward to seeing the complete work sooner. The first episode of the version of the show. It's really amazing!"

"Teacher He has won the award. I can perform so well, and that is all thanks to everyone's cooperation!"

Faced with He Jiong's strong praise, Brother Xiao Sa would not just nod and admit it carelessly, he hurriedly shook his head modestly, and said very sincerely: "Why don't you five hosts be willing to be green leaves to complement my little flower?" Flowers, how can I perform so well, even beyond my own imagination?"

Brother Xiaosa really said this sentence very sincerely, absolutely from the heart.Because only he knows that in the three hours just now, He Jiong and other five members tried their best to promote him as a "TV newcomer", and they really tried their best to put every topic on him. Get closer to your body, and then use this as a basis to lead to Brother Xiaosa's explanation or live performance.

So much so that the frenzied atmosphere at the scene has never been lowered. Every fan and ordinary audience who got tickets to participate in the recording was extremely excited. The applause and cheers were endless, only the girls' There was a cry.

It is no exaggeration to say that the recording of this episode of Kuaiben is absolutely perfect to the extreme, and it is likely that it will never be surpassed.

"Haha, let me tell you, stop praising and being humble to each other. Everyone hasn't eaten dinner yet. Come to Idol Township, try this Dong'an Chicken first!"

Xie Yu interrupted their mutual compliments in a rather grand manner, pointed at a plate of brightly colored meat dishes on the table with a lot of red peppers mixed in with her chopsticks, and said: "It is said that this dish was entertained by Grandpa Mao when he visited China. Nixon tasted it, see if it suits your taste."

Yo, Grandpa Mao entertained the President of the United States?Of course I want to taste it!

Brother Xiaosa's eyes lit up when he heard this, and immediately stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a piece of chicken that was crispy yellow in color and looked very tasty, and threw it into his mouth, chewing slowly.

After a few seconds, He Jiong asked with a smile: "How is it? Is it delicious?" While speaking, he picked up a piece and started eating.

"Well, it's really tender and delicious, even the bones can be chewed and eaten." Brother Xiaosha nodded while chewing, then smacked his mouth and commented regretfully: "But I don't like eating sour things very much. It would be better to switch to spicy flavor.”

"Halo, it's not our special hot and sour dish in southern Hunan." He Jiong shook his head, then pointed to another plate with small red shrimps and said, "Hey, this is the spicy one. Spicy crayfish, guaranteed to suit your appetite."

While he was talking, both Xie Yu and Li Weijia reached out to pick up one, and then threw it into their mouths quite skillfully, and began to eat with gusto.

Heh, brother really hasn't been scared yet!However, do you eat shrimp without shelling?

A certain soil turtle resisted the urge to ask. He glanced at the red shrimp body that had its head removed and was almost curled up into a ball. It was really a big movement of the index finger!

So, he stretched out his chopsticks and picked up a small shrimp, and imitating what Xie Yu did just now, he also threw it directly into his mouth. After chewing a few mouthfuls just now, he shouted loudly: "It's delicious, both fresh and spicy Now, this is delicious food!"

He was still not satisfied with what he was talking about, so he directly picked up two more shrimps and put them into his mouth to chew. He ate so happily that even Wu Xin and Du Haitao, who were dealing with other dishes, were attracted, so they also changed their appetites , joined the ranks of "scrambling" crayfish.

"Haha, this shrimp tastes really good, but it's too small!"

When someone almost "wrapped" a large plate of crayfish, he sighed happily while wiping his oily mouth with a paper towel.

"This is the special charm of this dish! If the prawns are too big, it won't taste good!" Wu Xin explained while handling a few fish balls in his small bowl: "It's like the ones from a barbecue shop. It’s the same thing, the smaller the food, the better it tastes, but if the food is big, it won’t taste good.”

"Sigh, there really is no such thing as perfection!" Brother Xiao Sa nodded in agreement.

"Okay, let's take care of Xiao Sa's arrangements for tomorrow..."

Teacher He put down his chopsticks a long time ago. He looked at Brother Xiaosa with one hand propped on his chin and said, "Xiaosa, you just said on the show that you might sign endorsement contracts with several companies recently. It was not easy to ask you at that time. Now Is it convenient to let me know?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately added: "Of course, it's fine if it's inconvenient. We also know that contract negotiations generally need to be kept confidential."

Hearing this question, the other four members of the family immediately became interested. They all put down their chopsticks and stared closely at Brother Xiaosha with a calm face.

Brother Xiao Sa smiled and said, "There's nothing to keep secret, isn't it all exposed?"

He clapped his fingers and explained: "Originally, there was only a sporting goods company in southern Fujian province, a bicycle manufacturer in Jiangsu province, and a local candy company. These three companies are the most sincere. But, because I was in Zhang Jie's family performed a rather wonderful dunk, which caused an uproar among basketball fans on the Internet! So yesterday I received another call from the advertising department of Nike (China)..."

"What? Nike is here?"

At this moment, all five members of the happy family stood up at the same time, looking at a guy who was stunned by them with incredible eyes.

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