Entertainment Achiever System

Once, a certain Diaosi said such a big boast: shooting commercials is too simple, as long as the man is handsome and the woman is good-looking, and then we all play cool and posses together.

But today, when he was riding a bicycle under the sun on a spacious and flat street that no one passed by (applied for road closure), and then, as Director Fatty Li asked, he walked towards the man who was holding a paper bag and wearing a white dress. When Sun Li rode over, he frequently made mistakes in this extremely simple movement.

For the first time, Brother Xiaosa easily "bumped" towards Sun Li on his bicycle, and was called ng.

"Man, you can't really look at the road like you usually ride a bicycle. If you look at the road and bump into someone, that's too unreasonable, right? Unless it's intentional."

The fat director threw down the horn and shouted.

The second time, Brother Xiao Sa deliberately didn't look at the road, and just scanned Sun Li slightly from the corner of his eye. He thought it would be easy to pass, but when he scanned the camera, he ng again.

"Stop, I said buddy, your body is too stiff, do you need to care about the camera lens? Relax and we will come again!"

For the third time, Brother Xiaosa took a deep breath, and then he neither looked at the road nor paid attention to the camera lens. At first he thought he could pass, but just before "hitting" Sun Li, he ng again.

"Damn, what's the reason this time?" Someone looked at the fat director with great depression.

"Sorry, your riding speed is really too slow, the picture looks very fake, and children can avoid it, so wait a little bit to increase the speed!"

Brother Xiaosa: "..."

Sun Li smiled and comforted: "It's okay, this time it will definitely pass!"

So, the fourth time

This time, brother Xiaosa accelerated a little bit, and then kept it perfectly until he "hit" Sun Li, she dodged to the side, but, the paper bag in her hand was thrown onto the road, not at all as expected "fly" up like that, and then the candies are scattered everywhere.

No way, let's do it again.

For the fifth time, Brother Xiaosa ng again, because he made another "bad" habit of looking up at the road.

The sixth time, the start was perfect, but unfortunately, when he ran into Sun Li, the speed was too fast, Sun Li couldn't dodge and throw away the paper bag as designed, well, then do it again.

Before the start of the seventh round, the fat director finally couldn't help but said: "I'm begging you two, everyone must sum up the lessons from the few times just now, and then firmly remember that we must strive for a surname this time. drop, no problem?"

"I'll try my best!" Sun Li replied weakly.

In fact, her performance in the first stage was really too simple, as long as she walked gracefully holding the paper bag, then showed a panicked look, dodged the bicycle and threw the paper bag into the sky.However, because she has to cooperate with Brother Xiaosa, a guy with zero acting skills, she can't guarantee that she can pass it in one pass.

"Uh, I'll try my best too!" Under the fat director's knife-like gaze, someone could only reluctantly give a guarantee.

"It's not as much as possible, it's necessary! Today we must complete the shooting of this commercial!"<"

So Brother Xiaosa rode his bicycle on the road again, he didn't look at the road or the camera, he just pretended to look around, looked around, looked left and right, and when he bumped into Sun Li, he jumped out of the car Jumped up and down, and at this moment, the candies of 'Mantian' suddenly fell down, but it was Sun Li who finally successfully completed the action of throwing the paper bag towards the sky.

"Okay, let's move on to the next section!" The fat director shouted happily.

God is so pitiful, it took a full seven times to take such a simple shot, no wonder he was relieved.

Then, he said to Brother Xiaosha and Sun Li: "When you are Xiaosha, you can quickly say: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, after finishing speaking, you and Sun Li will bend down and pick up the candy on the ground, understand?"

Who doesn't understand it's so simple? <", shooting continues.

"sorry Sorry!"

Brother Xiaosa was about to lower his head to pick up the candies on the ground, but he heard the fat director shout: "Stop, you speak too slowly, you don't show that anxious feeling at all, try again."

"sorry Sorry!"

"Stop, you don't have any other expressions on your face, buddy, you accidentally bumped into someone, isn't that the only reason why your face doesn't change color?"

Well, you want me to act out how the perpetrator really feels, right?

Brother Xiaosha started to turn his head, what would happen if I really bumped into someone because I was riding a bicycle without looking at the road?

First of all, he felt that he would blush, because the accident was completely caused by his own carelessness.

Then, I must be very uneasy, because I don’t know if the person who was hit was injured or not, is it a big responsibility?

Uh, but how do you perform if you are uneasy?

Obviously, an acting idiot can't figure out how to show a disturbed expression, should he tremble?Or can't speak clearly?

In the end, his brain hurts, but he still can't figure out how to express his anxiety and feel real.

So he could only whisper in shame: "Director Li, I, I can't think of how to act the uneasy kind..."

It can be said that someone at this moment is really ashamed, because logically speaking, even a secondary actor can handle such a simple performance smoothly, but he, the new idol who is called "all-round", was rejected to death. stumped.

At this time, he suddenly remembered the system's evaluation of his acting skills at the beginning: 45 points, which is obviously a super unqualified statistic, not even a pass!

"What? It's so simple that you can't handle it?"

Brother Xiaosa's words immediately confused everyone on the scene, and several field workers even exclaimed. Everyone obviously couldn't believe it was true.

As for Director Li and Sun Li, they watched and watched inconceivably ashamed people. Even if you haven't taken professional acting courses, wouldn't you imitate similar scenes in TV dramas?

Being surrounded by everyone, Brother Xiaosa seemed even more at a loss. He blushed and opened his mouth, but he couldn't say anything. He could only lower his head slightly, hoping that there would be a crack in the ground so that he could get in quickly, so as not to come back again. So stimulated.

Nima, it's too embarrassing, it's really too embarrassing, why is it so difficult to shoot a bad commercial?

"Ahem, this chic, it doesn't matter, I'll just teach you!"

After all, Fatty Director Li still has a lot of experience. When Brother Xiaosha bowed his head, he woke up from the shock, and immediately said: "It's actually very simple. You just need to blushed and sweat, and act panicked. Say sorry in a hurry, sorry, but it’s fine.”

Director Li analyzed it carefully: "It seems that you did something wrong. For example, when you were playing basketball, you hit a passerby. Haha, if you explain it like this, do you feel a little impression?"

"Huh? It can still be brought in like this? But it seems to be the same reason!"

After listening to Director Li's words, someone who seemed extremely embarrassed just now, and who was so embarrassed to death, immediately recovered a little bit of expression.

He raised his head to look at Director Li's chubby face, nodded and said embarrassedly: "I've really experienced shooting a basketball but hitting someone else, now I should be fine!"

"Phew, it's finally settled, the newcomer is really good!"

After listening to Brother Xiaosa's words, especially seeing the lighthearted look in his eyes, Director Li couldn't help but let out a deep breath.He thought to himself: "If he still doesn't perform well after explaining himself like this, then I will definitely grab the ground with his head, and then directly declare that he can't shoot!" , and then he blushed (suffocated) with sweat beads (it was hot and he held it for a while), said "I'm sorry, sorry" in a hasty tone, and then quickly squatted down ~ his body quickly helped Sun Li pick it up candy scattered on the street.

Obviously, this time he fully performed the expression, tone, and movements that Director Li needed. Therefore, it was not until all the candies on the ground were picked up that he heard the long-lost "card".

"Haha, Xiao Sa, you have really improved. You have clearly shown the anxiety and guilt of a bumper, not bad!" Director Li praised.

Um, is that a compliment?But why is Sun Li so relaxed?

The person who was praised blushed even more. Sun Li was the real performer, as if she was really frightened by him. First, she stared at him pitifully, and then immediately bent over angrily. He lowered his head to pick up candy, there was no sense of disobedience at all, it didn't look like he was performing at all.

It can be said that someone at this time finally has a "reference object" in terms of acting skills, and for the first time deeply understands the difference in acting skills and the difference in the effect of the performance.

"Shao Sa, keep going!" Sun Li smiled and shook her fist at Brother Xiao Sa.

"Don't worry, Sister Li, I will definitely!" Brother Xiao Sa also responded with a smile.

"Okay, now the main event is really coming!"

The chubby director Li came over, threw down a Zhongyi candy on the ground, and said, "Did you see this candy? Wait for Xiao Sa and Sun Li, you should reach out to grab it at the same time, but Sun Li got it first , but brother Xiaosha grabbed Sun Li's hand, and then, you have to keep this posture with your arms hanging in the air, just look at each other, after about three seconds, Xiaosa, you have to show a smile, The most natural kind of smile, but Sun Li wanted to be very angry, she threw off her chic arms all of a sudden, let go of the candy, stood up and left holding the paper bag on the ground, you heard clearly Bar?"

This idea has been discussed for a long time at the dinner table just now, so Brother Xiao Sa and Sun Li both nodded affirmatively: "I see!"

"Then, I hope this time I won't ng more than 10 times!" Director Li nodded to someone who was a little stunned and panicked.

Me, me, dude is already so unreliable?Someone's face is filled with guilt in an instant! (To be continued.)