Tai Xuan Jing

Outside the Zuling City in Nanbuzhou, Bai Muzheng pointed at a row of disciples of the Five Elements Sect and yelled, "Mum Labazi, you bastards, get the hell out of me, or I will crush you all into meatloaf with one ass. …”

Ling Yunzi took a step forward and cupped his hands with a sneer: "Daoist Baimu, please tell us Li Qianmo's whereabouts, we will make way for you immediately, otherwise..."

"Otherwise, what if!" Bai Mu put his hands on his waist, and stared at Ling Yunzi's blunt turn like copper bells, "I'm telling you, little bastard, I didn't scare you too much. When I came out to hang out, you were still tired Drinking milk in your mother's arms!"

Hearing this, Ling Yunzi frowned, with an angry look on his face, snorted coldly, and said: "Otherwise, we will take you back and make you a mountain guardian animal. It is every sect's dream to have a Pixiu as a mountain guardian animal." thing."

"Bah!" Baimu spat angrily, pointing at Ling Yunzi and yelling, "You want to arrest Lao Tzu just because you are such a bastard, you think you can bring such a group of idiots here and you can get things done, go back and invite your suzerain elders or something together Come on, this will make me look big enough."

Next to Ling Yunzi, an imposing blue-robed disciple suddenly sneered, took two steps forward, and said cruelly: "I used to think that I was the most arrogant person, but after seeing you today, I realized that my arrogance is not related to yours. It’s really nothing in comparison, you’re not only arrogant, but you’re also blowing the cowhide so loudly that it’s hard for me not to admire it.”

Baimu crossed his arms and squinted at him, and said in a chirping voice: "Where did you come from, don't worry if you want to die, Ling Yunzi must be the first one, you go squeeze the mud first."

Ling Yunzi sneered and said: "Bai Mu, you really don't know how to live or die. Do you know who is in front of you? He is the most talented disciple of our Five Elements Sect in the past 5000 years, my seventh senior brother Wang Xinren."

With white eyes and big eyes, he sized up Wang Xinren, smiled, and asked with a grin, "He's ranked seventh, so where do you rank?"

Ling Yunzi was startled when he heard the words, and then he was very embarrassed. He stammered for a long time before stammering: "I... I am ranked... 630th and second."

Hearing the words, Baimu burst out laughing immediately, knocked down from laughing, Ling Yunzi was even more embarrassed, flushed with embarrassment, staring and scolding: "Why are you laughing, what's so funny!"

"630 two, haha, 630 two, haha..." Baimu muttered, almost rolling to the ground with laughter, and it took a long time before he recovered, panting and cursing: "You This little grasshopper ranked 630th and second, if I knew you were in this bullshit ranking, I don’t want to say a word to you, so as not to lose face.”

Ling Yunzi gritted his teeth and shouted: "Talking to our disciples of the Five Elements Sect is a blessing you have cultivated in ten lifetimes!"

"Damn!" Bai Mu spat and cursed, "Go to your grandma's blessing, you go back and enjoy it slowly, you don't know the smell with a shit bowl on your head, it's unreasonable."

Ling Yunzi wanted to reply, but Wang Xinren stopped him with his hand. He closed his mouth resentfully, stepped aside, his eyes staring blankly, as if he was going to swallow him alive.

Bai Mu glanced at Wang Xinren, smiled and said: "Why, the seventh person has something to say?"

Wang Xinren looked at Baimu and said with a smile: "Baimu, right? Let me be blunt. Even if you tell Li Qianmo's whereabouts, I will take you back to the Five Elements Sect to be a mountain guardian beast."

Bai Mu was startled when he heard the words, and then he clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "Okay, I hate other people's devious words the most. Although you are bad, you are so upright. I will leave you as a dead body."

Wang Xinren sneered and said, "Then keep your dog eyes open." After he finished speaking, he drew his hands together in an arc and slowly put them together in front of his chest. Wei suppressed the audience, Bai Mu felt his chest was stuffy like being hit by a stick, and he yelled: "He Dao is powerful!"

Wang Xinren grinned grinningly: "Now I know it's too late, do you want me to do it myself or go back to the Five Elements School with us obediently?"

Bai Mu put away his horror, grinned and said, "Is there a third option for your grandma?"

Wang Xinren sneered and shook his head.

Bai Mu frowned, stroked his jaw and pondered for a moment, then shook his head and said to himself: "No way, no way, absolutely no way."

Wang Xinren frowned, wondering: "Why not?"

Bai Mu grinned and said: "I mean, I finally met a great master of harmony to play with me. If I just let it go, it will never happen."

Wang Xinren raised his sword eyebrows when he heard the words, and said in a loud voice, "It seems that you are determined to fight me."

Bai Mu opened his mouth wide, showing his sharp white teeth, and said in a strange voice: "Okay, your master Bai is here to attack." After saying that, he plunged his claws into the ground, and thrust forward suddenly, only to see the four-foot-round soil like Like a boulder, it flipped up and smashed towards Wang Xinren.

Wang Xinren laughed contemptuously, and said, "Is that all you have?" After he said that, he waved his palm, and the huge clod of soil collapsed and turned into mud powder, covering the sky and covering the sun, like a shower of rain.When the mud all over the sky dissipated, Bai Mu's figure had long disappeared, and the other disciples screamed: "Senior brother, he escaped!"

Wang Xinren sneered: "Want to run? It's not that easy."

Bai Mu spread his two short legs and sprinted non-stop, walking alternately with his legs, only to see two black shadows flashing back and forth, and dust kicked up everywhere he passed.

Seeing that the Ancestral Spirit City was just ahead, Bai Mu opened his mouth and laughed loudly: "Aha, you idiots, my brain is not broken, how could you fight with a powerful monk, obediently look for grandpa there." Laughing, but the feet didn't stop at all, only a moment, only two hundred feet away from the city gate.

Bai Mu was running happily, when suddenly his eyes went dark, and something suddenly appeared in front of him, the speed was so fast that he had no time to react, and bumped into it.

There was a muffled "bang", and the white eyes rolled back on the ground like a ball, and then stopped after rolling seven or eight feet away. He got up, rubbed his buttocks, and grinned and cursed: "Damn it, what are you doing?" Birds and things dare to block my way." After finishing speaking, he took a closer look, but saw Wang Xinren lying in the distance and festering, with a lot of blood coming out of his mouth.

It turned out that Baimu had fooled everyone in the Five Elements Sect with a blind trick, but he closed his breath and ran quickly to the Ancestral Spirit City.Wang Xinren, as a great power in the Dao, found Baimu's whereabouts easily with his spiritual sense, so he quickly chased and intercepted him. He chased Baimu, and wanted to show off, so he suddenly appeared in front of him and let him bump his ass into the sky, but who Zhibaimu's physical body is comparable to a magic weapon of gold and iron, and his strength is also terrific. He broke more than a dozen bones and fell to the ground with serious injuries. Now he can't move.

Baimu burst into surprise when he saw this, and he came to Wang Xinren cheerfully, made a face to him, walked around him twice, clapped his hands and laughed loudly, and said, "Oh, what a great talent in harmony, really amazing, amazing Ah, I have learned a lot, haha..." He accidentally seriously injured a Daoist, not to mention how happy he was, he put his hands on his waist and circled Wang Xinren, teasing non-stop.

Wang Xinren was filled with shame and anger, but the bones in his hands and feet were broken in several places, and he couldn't get up at all, so he could only hold back his breath and cursed: "You black and white dead monster, you'd better not fall into my hands, or I will call you Dilemma between life and death."

"Life and death dilemma, is that so?" Bai Mu kicked his deformed right leg, grinning grinningly.

"Ah..." Wang Xinren's broken leg was kicked by him, the pain pierced his bone marrow, and he opened his mouth to scream.

Bai Mu was so happy that he clapped his hands again and again, he almost turned somersaults to celebrate.

At this time, a few figures appeared in the sky in the distance, Bai Mu turned his head to look at it, and said with a smile: "Your helper is here, I don't have time to play with you, I'm leaving first." After saying that, he turned around and left.

But after walking two steps, he came back again, grinning at Wang Xinren, and said, "It's fate to meet each other by chance. Before I leave, I'll give you a gift. You must accept it." His ass was pressed against Wang Xinren's face.

There was a muffled sound of "Puff", a puff of turbid air came out of Baimu's buttocks, Baimu hurriedly lifted his pants and looked back, only to see Wang Xinren's eyes rolled white, foaming at the mouth, and he was unconscious.

He laughed happily, stroked his buttocks, waved his hands to the disciples of the Five Elements Sect who came from a distance, and said loudly: "Master Bai is gone, don't send him away." After saying that, he ran into Zuling City .

A dozen or so disciples of the Five Elements Sect hurried over and landed beside Wang Xinren. At this time, the white eyes and smelly farts had not yet dissipated.

"Shut your breath, embrace the essence and return to the unity, keep your mind on the square inch, and use your true energy to force the poisonous air out of your body!" A disciple in the realm of Faxiang reminded loudly. detox.

After a long time, the stench dissipated with the wind, and all the disciples stood up one after another to check on Wang Xinren's injuries.In addition to more than a dozen broken bones in Wang Xinren's body, his internal organs were also subjected to a huge impact and suffered a lot of internal injuries.

Seeing that he was in a coma, all the juniors quickly used their internal force to force out the poisonous gas in his body. After about two sticks of incense, Wang Xinren finally woke up. Everyone asked about his injuries, but one disciple suddenly asked: "Senior brother, why are you doing so?" You will be injured by that Pixiu, he is really so powerful, he can hurt you like this in just a moment, you are a great talent..."

Wang Xinren originally wanted to tell the truth, but he changed his mind, if he told the truth, wouldn't it be for nothing to make these juniors laugh.

Thinking of this, he nodded and sighed: "That Pixiu's methods are really powerful. Although he only has the cultivation level of the life wheel, if he gets close to him, he can't deal with him. His physical body is like Holy artifacts are generally strong, I was careless for a while, and fell into his ways, you must be careful when you see him in the future." When he said the last sentence, he had a serious tone, and all the juniors nodded in agreement.

After Baimu entered the Ancestral Spirit City, he ran straight to the Teleportation Hall. On the way, he saw many notices about Li Qianmo's wanted arrest, and he couldn't help worrying about him.After he passed to Juliu City, he flew to Funiu Mountain according to the route drawn by Li Qianmo. At this time, he was already a life wheel cultivation base, and he could use flying supernatural powers. A lot, only four days of work, not far from Funiu Mountain.

Baimu was flying by himself, when he suddenly felt two auras flying from west to east in front of him, he hurriedly flew forward to stop the two of them, with his arms crossed, he asked, "Hey, you two, did you see Lao Tzu's brother?"

Those two were Hong Yun and Zhao Fei. They were injured by Li Qianmo the day before yesterday. After making an oath, they rushed to Xiaoyao Valley. However, Hong Yun suffered an internal injury and couldn't keep up with the flying speed, so it took nearly three days to fly. After traveling [-] miles, Baimu happened to meet him when he arrived here.

When the two of them saw a high-level demon cultivator suddenly blocking the way, they were panicked for a while, but the hatred between the races made them unable to compromise. Zhao Fei straightened his neck, glared at the white eyes, and shouted: "We are not Yaoxiu, how could I know your brother!"

Hearing the words, Baimu raised his ears, stared at him, pointed at the tip of his nose and cursed: "Little Wang Bazi, who are you calling a demon cultivator, try saying it again!"

Although Zhao Fei was afraid in his heart, he was still dissatisfied in his heart, and still stuck his neck and shouted: "Talk about you, you are a demon cultivator!"

"Mother Bazi!" Baimu yelled, rushed forward and gave him two loud slaps, which made his ears ringing, his eyes turned white, his mind was in a state of confusion, and he almost passed out In the past, fortunately, Hong Yun on the side caught him in time, so he didn't fall from the air, otherwise he might have been smashed to pieces.

Hong Yun looked at Baimu in horror, and his tone softened: "This fellow Taoist, who is your brother, you tell me, we will see if we have seen it, maybe we can help you."

Bai Mu said: "My brother, his name is Li Qianmo."

"It's him!" Hong and Zhao exclaimed when they heard the words.

With white eyes and eyebrows stretched, he laughed and said: "Why, you know him?" He looked at the outfits of the two of them, nodded suddenly, and said, "Oh, so you are disciples of Xiaoyao Valley, tell me quickly, yes Haven't seen him."

Hong Yun pondered for a moment, then frowned and said, "We haven't seen him before."

Seeing his eyes flickering, Bai Mu became suspicious, narrowed his eyes and said, "You really haven't seen it?"

Hong Yun nodded, and said firmly: "I really haven't seen it before!"

Looking at Zhao Fei with white eyes, he smiled and said, "What about you, have you seen him?"

"I...I...I haven't seen it either." Zhao Fei seldom walked outside and never lied. Now when he opened his mouth to lie, he couldn't help but stutter.

Looking at the expressions of these two people, Bai Mu knew that they were lying, so he circled around them twice, and said with a chuckle: "Why do I think that you have not only met him, but also seemed to have fought against him."

Hearing this, Zhao Fei shook his hands and said anxiously: "No, absolutely not!" Hong Yun glared at him secretly, only then did Zhao Fei realize that he had acted too aggressively, and shrank away in embarrassment.

Hong Yun said seriously: "It is true that we have never seen him, and it is nonsense to fight him."

Bai Mu touched his chin with his hands, his eyes rolled continuously, and after a while, he clapped his hands together: "Okay, I'll just go and look for it myself, so I won't make things difficult for you."

Hong Yun hurriedly said, "Thank you, thank you."

After saying that, he was about to take Zhao Fei away, but Bai Mu stopped him, and before he could ask, Bai Mu said first: "It's okay to forget about other things, but I always hate others to lie to me, even if I am cheated, don't be fooled." Don't let me find out, because it will make me look stupid, you two bastards actually lied to me, and you cheated so badly, I must give you a big fart."

After he finished speaking, he turned around and let out a burst of stinky farts at the two of them. After a "poof", a cloud of turbid air enveloped Hong and Zhao, and they fell straight down from the air like flies touched by fire.

Bai Mu didn't even look at the two people who fell, turned around and flew towards Funiu Mountain.

After another day, he finally arrived at Funiu Village, and found the house built by Li Qianmo. He searched for dozens of miles around and on Funiu Mountain, but he couldn't find Li Qianmo's shadow. Jumping and scolding: "Li Qianmo is a bastard, he doesn't leave a note to tell me when he leaves, so where can I find it?"

He yelled and scolded for a long time in the peach forest, and then calmed down, and said without anger: "Hmph, that bastard Li Qianmo must have met a beautiful little girl again, I am afraid that I will go to Kong Simei to complain if I see it. Go, that's why I ran away secretly." Under his wild thoughts, he was able to justify himself, his heart cleared, and he raised his head and shouted, "Li Qianmo, it's still fine for me to leave you."

He just finished shouting this sentence, and suddenly he thought of something again, sucking his finger and shaking his head, said: "No, no, if Li Qianmo is not here, who will buy me wine?" He felt guilty when he thought that he would run out of wine , anxiously said, "No, I must find him quickly, or I won't have any spiritual wine." After speaking, he soared into the sky, without distinguishing the direction, and flew directly to the northwest direction, chanting silently. : "We must find him, otherwise I will run out of wine..."