Excellent security guard

The old man usually looks at the almanac before going out, but Xie Yifan has been with the old man for 12 years but has not learned this trick, so when he goes out, he usually depends on his mood.

Xie Yifan didn't expect that he was in a bad mood today, and his luck was even worse.

"Good morning, miss."

Originally, he was going to scold the person who knocked on the door, but when he saw Lu Yishuang standing outside the door, Xie Yifan had no choice but to show the greatest sincerity and show a kind and humble smile that he thought was very kind.

Xie Yifan didn't realize until a long time later that the disaster this morning actually came from a smile that he thought he was very knowledgeable about current affairs.

Seeing Xie Yifan coming out, Lu Yishuang, whose face was cold, was stunned for a moment, and then her big beautiful eyes suddenly widened.

"What are you doing standing outside, come in and sit down, miss."

Being stared at by Lu Yishuang until his back was hairy, Xie Yifan immediately became more polite and smiled flatteringly at Lu Yishuang.

In fact, it would be fine if Xie Yifan kept showing sleepy eyes, but it was his smile that made Lu Yishuang's complexion suddenly change, her delicate body staggered, and Kou Dan's little hand tightly covered her cherry lips.

"Miss, what's wrong with you? Do you want me to support you?"

The smile on Xie Yifan's face grew wider, and he tried his best to put on a low-key and modest face when facing creditors.

As the saying goes, he is already like this when he reaches out and doesn't hit a smiling face. I believe that no matter how unreasonable Miss Lu is, she won't rush to ask for debts with her face in the early morning.

But something weird happened.

Seeing that Yifan stretched out his hand, Lu Yishuang suddenly screamed hysterically as if he had been greatly frightened.

I have a go!

With Miss Lu's voice, she could have participated in the soprano competition.

Xie Yifan still didn't know what to do, and stood there foolishly with the meanest and most obscene smile on Lu Yishuang's face.

"Ah... hooligan, pervert, shameless villain."

In a rage, Lu Yishuang lost control of herself, closed her eyes, suddenly raised her slender breasts, and kicked forward fiercely.

"what……"

The miserable screams in this life were made by Xie Yifan.

Xie Yifan, who was covering his lower body with his hands, burst into tears, his face turned purple, "Miss, yes, it's a good trick to tease your genitals!"

The root of life is the most vulnerable part of a man's body, even a master like Xie Yifan, who has entered the alchemy stage of refining and transforming Qi, is not excluded, and was kicked by Lu Yishuang desperately, Xie Yifan began to think about whether he would have a chance to exercise his rights as a man in the future.

Grandpa is still a virgin!

Look at this trouble, can anyone be more blind than this!

"Kill you rascal."

Lu Yishuang still felt puzzled, even though Xie Yifan had already squatted on the ground, she still took off her leather shoes decisively, and slammed them on Xie Yifan's body, and then her beautiful eyes filled with pear blossoms and rain, and she was "thumping" naked The little feet ran back to the villa.

Outside the villa, a flattering face appeared, and he said in surprise: "Brother Fan, you, are you practicing some new trick?"

"Well, alone, unique secrets."

Xie Yifan was really in pain, his face was livid and his lips were purple.

Ge Laoliu's eyes have gradually turned into admiration and admiration, and he gave a thumbs up in admiration: "Brother Fan, my brother has been in this class for ten years, and I only saw you who dared to wear a pair of briefs and practice that in the middle of the yard openly." The security of the gadget's function is awesome, it's too embarrassing for our brothers."

Xie Yifan was horrified, but with a determined look on his face, he nodded and said with a crying voice, "Ma, let's be so-so."

"give it a like!"

Ge Laoliu didn't know where he learned to be so coquettish, but he gestured with his hands before walking away with admiration.

"Damn, that woman is really cruel."

As soon as the person walked away, Xie Yifan immediately clamped his legs, squirmed and brought himself back to the house, it was like crying without tears.

Isn't it just that he forgot to put on his clothes and opened the door for you, and isn't it the revenge of killing his father and the hatred of cross-cut circles, which deserves such a ruthless hand, oh, no, it deserves such a ruthless kick!

Xie Yifan was very wronged.

It was originally, sleeping, who the hell still dressed neatly?

So, he finally concluded, "Today's foot is really wronged."

Lu Yishuang didn't speak all the way, she gritted her teeth and just concentrated on driving.

He obviously didn't have any affection for the wretched security guard sitting next to him, and he even hated him extremely, but he had to follow his grandfather's order to drive him to the old Lu family's house. This kind of feeling was really helpless and terrible.

The most hateful thing is that this guy dared to play hooligans in front of him in the morning, with a big pile of things in front of him, no clothes on, and he wanted to take advantage of the opportunity. Thinking of this, Lu Yishuang's shoulders trembled slightly, and her pretty cheeks were blushing.

Oh my god, it's the first time that Miss Lu has seen a man dressed like that.

"Miss, if you drive like this again, you will directly collide with the car in front."

Xie Yifan said calmly.

"Ah, I'm going to die!"

Lu Yishuang woke up suddenly, seeing that she was less than ten centimeters away from the car in front of her, her heart was pounding with fright.An unreasonable shyness made her both nervous and annoyed, "Why didn't you remind me earlier, really, I don't know what dirty things you have been filling in your head all day long."

I didn't see the imaginary hippie smiling face, but Lu Yishuang peeked out of the corner of her eye and found that Xie Yifan didn't refute for the first time, with a calm expression on his face.

If it was before, Lu Yishuang would definitely be secretly happy, because she likes this kind of quiet feeling, and what she hates the most is that someone is chattering mushrooms in her ears endlessly.

However, today she didn't know what was wrong, and suddenly felt a sense of emptiness.

"Hmph, just pretend!"

Lu Yishuang quickly found a reason for Xie Yifan's unusual behavior today, stepped on the gas pedal and rushed towards the old house of the Lu family. will speak.

squeak!

The Maserati stopped at the gate of Lu's old house.

This time, Lu Yishuang's performance was very irritable, "Get out of the car, what are you still doing in the car?"

"Oh!" Xie Yifan's expression was very calm, and finally stretched his neck, and slowly opened the car door.

Lu Yishuang couldn't bear it anymore, flames burst out of her beautiful eyes, and said, "You have been stretching your neck like this all the way, what exactly do you want?"

"Nothing, just thinking about something."

Xie Yifan was curious and stopped opening the door.

"what's up?"

Lu Yishuang was stunned for a moment, but her pretty face flushed as soon as she said the words, "Myself, why do I sound like I care about the little hooligan?"

Xie Yifan chuckled, and said, "I was wondering if our car would be walking around, hey, there was a question mark in front, and our car jumped, and there was a mushroom in front... Hey, there was a mushroom in front... ..."

"Mushroom?" Lu Yishuang was so angry that she wished she could swallow Xie Yifan in one gulp.

What is this guy thinking about all day?

Xie Yifan still didn't realize it, and said with a smile: "It's a mushroom. Let's eat the mushrooms in the car and grow taller immediately. Going forward, there is another question mark. Once you touch it, a flower will come out. After eating the flower , our car beep beep beep beep beep...can shoot bullets! The bastard with wings will come..."

Is this about Super Mario?Give us back!

Lu Yishuang looked dull, "..."