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Chapter 0236 Don't be a gentleman, be a villain
Fang Jia had a beautiful pretty face, her charming big eyes were watery, and from time to time a tear would run down her cheek.
The atmosphere in the car is extremely embarrassing!
Seeing that it would be impossible to continue pretending that nothing happened, Xie Yifan coughed lightly and said, "Aunt of the Fang family...uh, Deputy Mayor Fang, I really didn't mean it just now, so what..."
"Then you mean it?"
Fang Jia turned her head abruptly, and sized up Xie Yifan with her beautiful eyes, which were full of icy coldness.
"I……!"
Xie Yifan was at a loss for words, coughed twice, pretended to be heartbroken, and said, "Auntie, you are an old man, so let me forgive you this time."
"..."
Fang Jia remained silent, glared at Xie Yifan and then looked away.
A woman, especially a woman who grew up under the halo and has never been wronged, can manage Fang Jia's calmness after being humiliated intolerable by herself. I have to say that she is born to be a politician. .
"Well, a gentleman is lustful, and there is a way to get it."
Xie Yifan opened his mouth infinitely wronged, "Auntie, I was really wronged, this... hey, I only now know what it means to have yellow mud stuck in the crotch, it's not shit or..."
"shut your mouth!"
Halfway through the incomparably vulgar metaphor, Fang Jia suddenly blushed a little. She sneered, but immediately muttered: "A shameless person like you can call himself a gentleman? I really blush for you."
"When did I say I was a gentleman? The bastard is a gentleman!"
Xie Yifan was suddenly furious, and then realized that his tone of voice seemed inappropriate when he was talking to Fang Jia like this, so he raised his eyebrows and said with a smirk, "Auntie, can we return one size to another? I don't like you scolding people like this." .”
"Why did I scold you?"
Fang Jia was speechless for a while, and frowned slightly.
Speaking of which, Xie Yifan, who was driving, listened to Fang Jia's words, as if he had been greatly wronged, he squeezed out two drops of eyes, pouted and said with righteous indignation: "Is there really a gentleman in the world? Selfish animals, Master Xiaoye said, if you peel off the skin of those guys who wear suits and ties and pretend to be gentlemen, everyone is most likely to see things that are so dirty that people spit out a basin, so Xiaoye would rather take it seriously. People, don't be a gentleman who doesn't understand bullshit in this life."
"Really villain?"
Fang Jia was taken aback for a moment, she didn't expect that the fool she saw could say such words, she couldn't help blinking her clear and beautiful eyes a few times, and slowly turned her head around.
But thinking of the unsavory slang that Xie Yifan had mixed into his speech just now, Fang Jia couldn't help feeling a little dissatisfied, snorted coldly, and said, "Just you?"
"Well, what a villain!"
Xie Yifan found that his method of changing the subject had achieved the effect he wanted, and he suddenly laughed inwardly, and praised his superb "acting skills".
But after all, halfway through the play, the real effect could not be achieved. In order to let Fang Jia forget the embarrassment just now, Xie Yifan had no choice but to use his Oscar-winner ability again, saying: "For real villains and hypocritical gentlemen, if If I had to choose, I would rather choose a real villain."
"why?"
This time, Fang Jia was really aroused by Xie Yifan's curiosity, and her beautiful eyes turned to him unconsciously.
"Because a real villain is real and not hypocritical."
Taking a peek at the glamorous and charming Fang Jia with the same expression on his face, Xie Yifan sighed, brought his excellent acting skills to the fullest, and said, "I hate those who want to be a bitch and set up a memorial archway. To do bad things, and to advertise yourself as a gentleman, to make others feel like a gentleman, is actually worse than a heinous villain.”
Fang Jia leaned on the seat and gradually narrowed her eyes, as if she was touched by Xie Yifan's words just now.
Only then did Xie Yifan breathe a sigh of relief, and while driving, secretly observed the intoxicatingly fragrant big beauty around him.
I saw that that fair face had a pair of big eyes that seemed to be able to speak for themselves, slightly thin but sensual lips, and a straight small nose bridge, which combined into a picture so beautiful that my heart began to tremble after seeing it. Exquisite face...
To be able to hold such a superb woman in my arms, oh, it would be best to be able to roll on the bed, what would that feel like?Just thinking about it is a scene that can make people's blood rush!
But suddenly, Xie Yifan's face darkened, and he thought: "Hey, how can such a good woman take advantage of that bastard Yang Di? Isn't this a waste of money!"
Reminiscent of his slap just now covering his slippery, astonishingly elastic upright, Xie Yifan suddenly mumbled in his mouth, saying, "Master, it's really hard, back in vain." Gaining a reputation of being lecherous, but not even earning any money, is there anyone who is more taken advantage of than Xiao Ye?"
"What did you say?"
Suddenly, Fang Jia opened her beautiful eyes and looked at Xie Yifan with a cold light.
Xie Yifan was taken aback and almost drove the car directly into the ditch on the roadside. He blinked innocently, "Auntie, can I not bring such a scary one? If I drove the car into the ditch just now, maybe tomorrow morning The whole Jiangnan will spread the word about the so-and-so female deputy mayor and the little boy... Uh, let's not talk about it."
Fang Jia was obviously furious, but couldn't find anything to reprimand this shameless guy for a while, so he could only sulk, until he said coldly at a crossroad: "Turn right ahead."
"Shouldn't it be going straight?"
Xie Yifan glanced at the satellite navigation mark on the car, and couldn't help being stunned.
"Go as you please, where do you get so much nonsense?"
Fang Jia's anger still persisted, and she looked even colder.
"Oh! Got it."
Xie Yifan smiled shyly, but after the scene just now, he didn't dare to say anything casually, for fear of saying something suddenly that would arouse Fang Jia's anger, so he focused on driving the car according to Fang Jia's instructions.
During this time, Xie Yifan, who was looking intently at the front, didn't notice that Fang Jia's eyes were suddenly forgotten on the bridge by him, and Fang Jia's eyes were attracted by the note that recorded the funds between Jian Bai and Jian Bai back then, and his face changed several times .
"Wow, I didn't expect there to be such a nice villa in Kuaiji."
The car stopped outside a very secluded single-family villa, and Xie Yifan couldn't help expressing emotion after getting out of the car.
From the perspective of Xie Yifan, one wall of that incredibly beautiful house is made of glass. Outside the villa is a garden as large as three acres. In the garden, apart from the swimming pool and all kinds of exotic flowers and plants, There is also a beautifully decorated swing on the Yinyin grass.
"This, is this your home?"
Xie Yifan scratched his head, looked at Fang Jia in disbelief and asked.
"If it's not my house, could it be yours?" Fang Jia pouted.
Xie Yifan couldn't hold back for a while, and laughed "puchi".
"What are you laughing at? Is it funny here?"
Fang Jia was confused by Xie Yifan's performance, her beautiful eyes were filled with an angry expression about to run away.
Xie Yifan's complexion tightened, he straightened up unconsciously, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile, "No, I just think you won't be able to stay in Kuaiji for long, isn't it a little extravagant to build such a villa?"
In fact, Xie Yifan didn't think so in his heart. When he saw the swing, his first thought was that only a naive little girl full of dreams would make such an incongruous arrangement in her own house, but Unexpectedly, Fang Jia, who is usually too serious to see, has such a side, which is really amazing.
Fang Jia, who was full of resentment and anger, gave Yifan a glance, and struggled to get down while holding the car door, saying, "Okay, now I'm home safely, you can go."
Xie Yifan rubbed his nose, and said solemnly: "Let's go? That's not okay. I got my aunt injured today. If I just leave like this, I'm not really a hypocrite. I don't like businessmen who are losing money."
In less than half an hour, Fang Jia's calf, which sprained her foot in the car, began to swell gradually because she had to avoid Xie Yifan's Humvee. Said to walk.
Fang Jia's silver teeth were frustrated, and he said lightly: "I won't pursue today's matter, you can go."
But where is Yifan the kind of obedient master?Involuntarily, he stepped forward to grab Fang Jia, gently lifted her up from the ground, and walked towards the gate of the villa.
"Hand, you, you bastard, quickly take your hand away..."
This sentence was almost squeezed out of Fang Jia's teeth. If it wasn't for Xie Yifan's miserable wailing just now, she would definitely open her mouth again and bite down on his shoulder without hesitation.
To die, when Xie Yifan hugged Fang Jia, Fang Jia struggled a few times with his best strength, but he didn't expect this struggle, his whole body was tightly pressed against Xie Yifan, which was even more outrageous What's more, that shameless guy slipped his hand and slid inwards, placing it within five centimeters of Fang Jia's leg.
For a moment, the two formed an incomparably ambiguous position and hugged each other, Fang Jia's face turned into a ripe persimmon, and she wanted to sneak in through the cracks on the ground.
"Shh!"
Xie Yifan put his hands on Fang Jiarun's lips and hissed, then stopped talking, adjusted the posture of his hands, tried to make himself appear harmless, and strode towards the villa.
"Bastard, shameless hooligan...!"
Fang Jia tried her best to hold back her anger, and bit her lips tightly. Within half an hour, she was hugged twice by this man who was ten years younger than her. As long as she was a decent woman, she might not be able to accept this. Reality.
Opening the door of the villa and entering the house, Xie Yifan was taken aback. He didn't expect that the house was decorated in pink, which only little girls like.
God, even Lu Yishuang wouldn't do that!
Xie Yifan took a deep breath, pretending he didn't see anything, put Fang Jia on the sofa in the living room, and said lightly, "Auntie, take it off!"
The atmosphere in the car is extremely embarrassing!
Seeing that it would be impossible to continue pretending that nothing happened, Xie Yifan coughed lightly and said, "Aunt of the Fang family...uh, Deputy Mayor Fang, I really didn't mean it just now, so what..."
"Then you mean it?"
Fang Jia turned her head abruptly, and sized up Xie Yifan with her beautiful eyes, which were full of icy coldness.
"I……!"
Xie Yifan was at a loss for words, coughed twice, pretended to be heartbroken, and said, "Auntie, you are an old man, so let me forgive you this time."
"..."
Fang Jia remained silent, glared at Xie Yifan and then looked away.
A woman, especially a woman who grew up under the halo and has never been wronged, can manage Fang Jia's calmness after being humiliated intolerable by herself. I have to say that she is born to be a politician. .
"Well, a gentleman is lustful, and there is a way to get it."
Xie Yifan opened his mouth infinitely wronged, "Auntie, I was really wronged, this... hey, I only now know what it means to have yellow mud stuck in the crotch, it's not shit or..."
"shut your mouth!"
Halfway through the incomparably vulgar metaphor, Fang Jia suddenly blushed a little. She sneered, but immediately muttered: "A shameless person like you can call himself a gentleman? I really blush for you."
"When did I say I was a gentleman? The bastard is a gentleman!"
Xie Yifan was suddenly furious, and then realized that his tone of voice seemed inappropriate when he was talking to Fang Jia like this, so he raised his eyebrows and said with a smirk, "Auntie, can we return one size to another? I don't like you scolding people like this." .”
"Why did I scold you?"
Fang Jia was speechless for a while, and frowned slightly.
Speaking of which, Xie Yifan, who was driving, listened to Fang Jia's words, as if he had been greatly wronged, he squeezed out two drops of eyes, pouted and said with righteous indignation: "Is there really a gentleman in the world? Selfish animals, Master Xiaoye said, if you peel off the skin of those guys who wear suits and ties and pretend to be gentlemen, everyone is most likely to see things that are so dirty that people spit out a basin, so Xiaoye would rather take it seriously. People, don't be a gentleman who doesn't understand bullshit in this life."
"Really villain?"
Fang Jia was taken aback for a moment, she didn't expect that the fool she saw could say such words, she couldn't help blinking her clear and beautiful eyes a few times, and slowly turned her head around.
But thinking of the unsavory slang that Xie Yifan had mixed into his speech just now, Fang Jia couldn't help feeling a little dissatisfied, snorted coldly, and said, "Just you?"
"Well, what a villain!"
Xie Yifan found that his method of changing the subject had achieved the effect he wanted, and he suddenly laughed inwardly, and praised his superb "acting skills".
But after all, halfway through the play, the real effect could not be achieved. In order to let Fang Jia forget the embarrassment just now, Xie Yifan had no choice but to use his Oscar-winner ability again, saying: "For real villains and hypocritical gentlemen, if If I had to choose, I would rather choose a real villain."
"why?"
This time, Fang Jia was really aroused by Xie Yifan's curiosity, and her beautiful eyes turned to him unconsciously.
"Because a real villain is real and not hypocritical."
Taking a peek at the glamorous and charming Fang Jia with the same expression on his face, Xie Yifan sighed, brought his excellent acting skills to the fullest, and said, "I hate those who want to be a bitch and set up a memorial archway. To do bad things, and to advertise yourself as a gentleman, to make others feel like a gentleman, is actually worse than a heinous villain.”
Fang Jia leaned on the seat and gradually narrowed her eyes, as if she was touched by Xie Yifan's words just now.
Only then did Xie Yifan breathe a sigh of relief, and while driving, secretly observed the intoxicatingly fragrant big beauty around him.
I saw that that fair face had a pair of big eyes that seemed to be able to speak for themselves, slightly thin but sensual lips, and a straight small nose bridge, which combined into a picture so beautiful that my heart began to tremble after seeing it. Exquisite face...
To be able to hold such a superb woman in my arms, oh, it would be best to be able to roll on the bed, what would that feel like?Just thinking about it is a scene that can make people's blood rush!
But suddenly, Xie Yifan's face darkened, and he thought: "Hey, how can such a good woman take advantage of that bastard Yang Di? Isn't this a waste of money!"
Reminiscent of his slap just now covering his slippery, astonishingly elastic upright, Xie Yifan suddenly mumbled in his mouth, saying, "Master, it's really hard, back in vain." Gaining a reputation of being lecherous, but not even earning any money, is there anyone who is more taken advantage of than Xiao Ye?"
"What did you say?"
Suddenly, Fang Jia opened her beautiful eyes and looked at Xie Yifan with a cold light.
Xie Yifan was taken aback and almost drove the car directly into the ditch on the roadside. He blinked innocently, "Auntie, can I not bring such a scary one? If I drove the car into the ditch just now, maybe tomorrow morning The whole Jiangnan will spread the word about the so-and-so female deputy mayor and the little boy... Uh, let's not talk about it."
Fang Jia was obviously furious, but couldn't find anything to reprimand this shameless guy for a while, so he could only sulk, until he said coldly at a crossroad: "Turn right ahead."
"Shouldn't it be going straight?"
Xie Yifan glanced at the satellite navigation mark on the car, and couldn't help being stunned.
"Go as you please, where do you get so much nonsense?"
Fang Jia's anger still persisted, and she looked even colder.
"Oh! Got it."
Xie Yifan smiled shyly, but after the scene just now, he didn't dare to say anything casually, for fear of saying something suddenly that would arouse Fang Jia's anger, so he focused on driving the car according to Fang Jia's instructions.
During this time, Xie Yifan, who was looking intently at the front, didn't notice that Fang Jia's eyes were suddenly forgotten on the bridge by him, and Fang Jia's eyes were attracted by the note that recorded the funds between Jian Bai and Jian Bai back then, and his face changed several times .
"Wow, I didn't expect there to be such a nice villa in Kuaiji."
The car stopped outside a very secluded single-family villa, and Xie Yifan couldn't help expressing emotion after getting out of the car.
From the perspective of Xie Yifan, one wall of that incredibly beautiful house is made of glass. Outside the villa is a garden as large as three acres. In the garden, apart from the swimming pool and all kinds of exotic flowers and plants, There is also a beautifully decorated swing on the Yinyin grass.
"This, is this your home?"
Xie Yifan scratched his head, looked at Fang Jia in disbelief and asked.
"If it's not my house, could it be yours?" Fang Jia pouted.
Xie Yifan couldn't hold back for a while, and laughed "puchi".
"What are you laughing at? Is it funny here?"
Fang Jia was confused by Xie Yifan's performance, her beautiful eyes were filled with an angry expression about to run away.
Xie Yifan's complexion tightened, he straightened up unconsciously, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile, "No, I just think you won't be able to stay in Kuaiji for long, isn't it a little extravagant to build such a villa?"
In fact, Xie Yifan didn't think so in his heart. When he saw the swing, his first thought was that only a naive little girl full of dreams would make such an incongruous arrangement in her own house, but Unexpectedly, Fang Jia, who is usually too serious to see, has such a side, which is really amazing.
Fang Jia, who was full of resentment and anger, gave Yifan a glance, and struggled to get down while holding the car door, saying, "Okay, now I'm home safely, you can go."
Xie Yifan rubbed his nose, and said solemnly: "Let's go? That's not okay. I got my aunt injured today. If I just leave like this, I'm not really a hypocrite. I don't like businessmen who are losing money."
In less than half an hour, Fang Jia's calf, which sprained her foot in the car, began to swell gradually because she had to avoid Xie Yifan's Humvee. Said to walk.
Fang Jia's silver teeth were frustrated, and he said lightly: "I won't pursue today's matter, you can go."
But where is Yifan the kind of obedient master?Involuntarily, he stepped forward to grab Fang Jia, gently lifted her up from the ground, and walked towards the gate of the villa.
"Hand, you, you bastard, quickly take your hand away..."
This sentence was almost squeezed out of Fang Jia's teeth. If it wasn't for Xie Yifan's miserable wailing just now, she would definitely open her mouth again and bite down on his shoulder without hesitation.
To die, when Xie Yifan hugged Fang Jia, Fang Jia struggled a few times with his best strength, but he didn't expect this struggle, his whole body was tightly pressed against Xie Yifan, which was even more outrageous What's more, that shameless guy slipped his hand and slid inwards, placing it within five centimeters of Fang Jia's leg.
For a moment, the two formed an incomparably ambiguous position and hugged each other, Fang Jia's face turned into a ripe persimmon, and she wanted to sneak in through the cracks on the ground.
"Shh!"
Xie Yifan put his hands on Fang Jiarun's lips and hissed, then stopped talking, adjusted the posture of his hands, tried to make himself appear harmless, and strode towards the villa.
"Bastard, shameless hooligan...!"
Fang Jia tried her best to hold back her anger, and bit her lips tightly. Within half an hour, she was hugged twice by this man who was ten years younger than her. As long as she was a decent woman, she might not be able to accept this. Reality.
Opening the door of the villa and entering the house, Xie Yifan was taken aback. He didn't expect that the house was decorated in pink, which only little girls like.
God, even Lu Yishuang wouldn't do that!
Xie Yifan took a deep breath, pretending he didn't see anything, put Fang Jia on the sofa in the living room, and said lightly, "Auntie, take it off!"
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