super ambiguous

The bus drove very steadily, and Yang Xie and the others had seats because they got on the bus early, but after a while, an old lady got on the bus, so Guo Qiming gave up her seat, according to Guo Qiming's instructions The saying is that all kinds of the most beautiful are popular these years, and it is uncertain when I will be posted on the Internet again, and I will be called the most handsome seat giver, and I will be popular again!

Although his starting point was wrong, he did something positive after all, so Yang Xie just let him go.

As the bus moved forward, there were more and more people on the bus. Yang Xie and Lingling also gave up their seats. Yang Xie protected Lu Lingling. It's not good for the bus sex man to be taken advantage of.

Guo Qiming pulled the handle, took out the earplugs from his pocket, and listened to music on his phone, but not long after, he felt someone touching his ass.

Guo Qiming frowned slightly, turned his head and glanced, behind him was a pretty little girl, wearing slightly larger black-rimmed glasses, cute and cute, which made Guo Qiming feel a little proud, the person looks like a girl. Being handsome is troublesome, even if you take a bus, you will be fooled by others, forget it, my brother is so soft-hearted, so go touch it...

The car soon arrived at the next stop, and the little girl got out of the car, which made Guo Qiming feel a sense of loss. It was rare to meet a Bole with discerning eyes. He should have been more generous just now and gave his phone number to She, the next time she takes the bus by herself, ask her out again, it can be regarded as fulfilling her pure dream of being close to a handsome guy...

Guo Qiming was feeling melancholy, but found that someone touched his ass~ass again!

I'm sorry, Guo Qiming became more and more excited, the strength of this movement is exactly the same as before, could it be that the little girl can't forget her feelings, got out of the car from the back door and came up from the front again, and once again made a fool of herself ?

With such excitement, Guo Qiming glanced back, but saw a man with an obscene appearance, Guo Qiming's face turned green immediately, he reached out and grabbed the other's hand, and roared: "Touch your sister, it's indecent!" Also find a woman, okay? See clearly, labor and capital are men!"

The wretched man also froze for a second, angrily: "Moles your sister, see clearly, I'm a thief!"

The whole bus immediately fell silent, and then Guo Qiming punched it up, ah, it's the first time I've heard of a thief being so arrogant at such a grown-up age!

The thief fell down with his face in his arms, and an old grandfather also rushed up, searched and searched on this wretched man, finally found a paper bag wrapped in newspaper, and said angrily, "It really is a thief!"

Guo Qiming asked with concern: "Master, what's in it, can't it pretend to be money, right? Count it up and see if there is any shortage."

The old man shook his head and said: "My grandson has been feeling sick to his stomach for the past few days. I made him poop at home. I wrapped it in several layers of newspaper. I planned to come to the hospital for testing. What's the problem? He even stole shit!"

The tough thief who was beaten without saying a word, couldn't help covering his face when he heard the words, tears streaming down his face...

Labor's reputation as a thief...

Thieves usually form gangs, and there are usually two people in a car, but maybe Guo Qiming's strong figure had a deterrent effect, no one jumped out again, and the thief was twisted by Guo Qiming Holding hands, Yang Xie followed Guo Qiming and the others out of the car when they passed by the station of the police station.

Everyone accompanied Guo Qiming to make a simple statement and then left. Before leaving, Guo Qiming repeatedly reminded the policeman who took his statement: "Even if the newspaper is not broadcast, you must remember to come to the police uncle." Our school sends me a pennant, I am the best citizen..."

The policeman had dark lines, but he still had a smile on his face: "I will report this opinion to the leaders. As college students in the new era, you have done a good job!"

"That's not true. Since I was a child, I thought the police uncle was very handsome, so I wanted to be someone like you when I grow up! But now I'm 20, and half of this ideal has finally been realized, and I became an uncle! Alas, time is like a knife Ah, bananas are always soft, grapes are black..."

Before Guo Qiming finished speaking, Lu Dejin covered his mouth and dragged him away, leaving behind the police uncle who was about to collapse in sweat.

At the same time, another policeman was still interrogating the stupid thief.

"Why steal?"

"Because I'm a nostalgic person!"

"Honestly, what does stealing have to do with nostalgia?"

"I just want to try it out, are you unfamiliar with the craft!"

Oops!

Well, there are always strange things every day, and people like Guo Qiming are not alone...

After leaving the police station, Guo Qiming pulled Lu Dejin's hand from holding his mouth. He didn't like others touching his handsome face, especially his mouth, because he thought it was the most important organ of human beings.

After all, how do you talk if you don't have a mouth?how do you eatHow do you kiss?

The three most important things in the world have to be done by mouth, how important it is!

Because this location is not too far away from Yang Xie and their destination, that is, two stops away, they simply walked over. This shop is called "Zhiwei Dumpling King". Two days ago, Lu Lingling went shopping with Xu Yunyao. I ate it once in a while, and thought it tasted good, so I asked Yang Xie to go with me. As a result, there were so many more light bulbs today.

"Third brother, you want to lose weight. There are four of us at a table, so why don't you eat?" Yang Xie looked at Guo Qiming and said with a smile.

Guo Qiming rolled his eyes, but said: "How about this, you and I will have a table, just order two meanings, one steamed bun, converted into dumplings, let's count him as six!"

"That's fine." Yang Xie knew about Guo Qiming's tricks, but he didn't expose him.

The four of Yang Xie ordered one each, and then saw the waiter go to Guo Qiming's place in the corner, Guo Qiming ordered a lot, and the waiter asked, "Sir, how many people are there?"

Guo Qiming also felt that the order was a bit too much. If it was for one person, the waiter would definitely say that one person ate so much!So Guo Qiming said a little shyly: "Two people, friends will arrive soon!"

The waiter was shocked: "Two people eat so much?"

Guo Qiming: "..."

It's a really sad story.

The dumplings tasted good, this shop was the right one, Yang Xie and the others finished eating, but Guo Qiming was still gobbling it up, he hadn't eaten all morning, he was almost starved to death.

While eating, Guo Qiming's phone rang, he quickly swallowed the dumpling in his mouth, and said softly, "Qingzi, I'm outside with the boss, what? I can't hear you clearly, just wait." !"

There were quite a lot of people in the shop and there were many voices, so Guo Qiming walked out of the dumpling restaurant. After Lu Dejin and Li Shenghua looked at each other, they rushed out. Then Lu Dejin took apart one of Guo Qiming's dumplings, ate the meat, and then Scoop a spoonful of mustard into it, and then carefully wrap it up...

Not long after, Guo Qiming came in with a happy face after the phone call. When he ate the dumplings in one bite, Yang Xie swore that he had never seen a man with such a rich expression...

This is his punishment for gluttony!

Amen!

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