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Chapter 922 The Farmer's Son
"Fuck..."
Lu Dejin couldn't help jumping out these two words. Among the nearly [-] words in Chinese, only these two words can perfectly express his complicated and entangled mood at the moment.
I really didn't expect that Guo Qiming, a gorilla who looks like Chimu, would have such a sister with a beautiful appearance and a hot~hot body. This doesn't make any sense genetically...
But yes, are there still few unreasonable things in this world?
Not to mention anything else, just because someone like the third child can get Du Yuqing, this probably makes countless people fall into disbelief, right?
"Didn't I tell you not to come to my school? My school is not good at all, and there are some cheesy faces who specialize in deceiving young girls like you. It's too dangerous." Guo Qiming immediately ran over nervously, The tall figure blocked the entire door, and more importantly, squeezed Yang Xie in.
Guo Minyu pointed at Guo Qiming's trousers, and said, "Brother, are you so hungry that you can't help but want to kill your own sister?"
Guo Qiming looked down, and immediately ran away covering his face. Just now, he watched the videos of those local artists who sacrificed their lives for education. His heart could not be calm for a long time, and this ups and downs were reflected in his left leg The right side of the right leg is on the left side...
Oops.
The faces of Yang Xie and the others were also dull. With Guo Qiming, a bully who cheated his teammates, the people in his own dormitory were ashamed. After all, the male dormitory always acts in groups. If you think about it with your toes, you will know what is going on inside.
Yang Xie first observed his situation and saw that it was safe, so he smiled at Guo Minyu who came into the dormitory, and said, "Hello, I am your brother's roommate."
"I know you, you are Yang Xie, my brother often mentions you." Guo Minyu looked at Yang Xie with a look of high spirits on his face.
"Really? What did you say about me?" Yang Xie made a look of indifference, and asked casually. In fact, he was quite curious in his heart. In the mouth of the third child, he should be the kind of bold, loyal, martial arts A person who is outstanding and broad-minded, like Qiao Feng in "Dragon and Ba Bu", the great chivalrous man, right?
"He said you are handsome, and he likes to be by your side, so he can't tell if those girls have run into trouble with you, so he can find a way." Guo Minyu completely ignored Guo Qiming's winks and gestures, without any scruples said it, and then burst out laughing.
Yang Xie has black threads all over his head, and he can find out all the leaks. Is the third child looking for treasures?
Guo Qiming has calmed down, and walked up anxiously, what's going on with my sister?Everyone told her that there were too many perverts in the dormitory, but she actually delivered it to her door by herself. Didn't you see that the eyes of the second brother and the fourth child are shining?And the boss, although I can't see any bad intentions in him, but this guy must be thinking about how to get Minyu in his heart, right?
It must be like this, there is nothing in this world that can hide from me, Guo Qiming.
The night gave me black eyes, with which I can always see the truth!
"Boss, this is my own sister." Guo Qiming said with a serious expression and awe-inspiring righteousness.
"Oh, I see, dear sister, and then?" Yang Xie was a little puzzled, although he couldn't see anything, but he didn't say anything suspicious.
"Hehe, don't pay attention to my brother. He's always talking about it. He wants to say, I'm his own sister. Don't even think about doing it, or he'll be in a hurry with you."
Yang Xie had an urge to faint, hey, when did I say I was going to do it?
"What the hell? Tell me, what the hell am I? Believe it or not, I'll cut you?" Guo Qiming became angry immediately. You usually get mad at home, but I can't beat you anyway, but outside, we He is also a man who wants to save face, right?
"Do you dare to hit me? Believe it or not, I immediately told my parents that you found them a beautiful wife? And went to Yunnan for a week of sweetness? See if your parents will cut you to death. If you have money, you can live happily outside. I don’t know that Dad sold a cow in the family to send you to school?” Guo Minyu immediately became angry, but a beautiful girl is still beautiful when she is angry.
At least Lu Dejin and Li Shenghua looked at her and didn't feel that she was unreasonable. On the contrary, they thought that this chick was pretty good, informal, and she was indeed a cool girl from the north.
Of course, if Guo Minyu's face is changed to "Sister X", I'm afraid Zhu Jun will have a different feeling.
But by the way, the third child's family actually sold a cow for him to go to school?It sounds really a sad story. It seems that I should treat the third child better in the future. He uses his own perfume secretly, so I don’t know it. Which watch he likes, wear it. Well, he's going to pick up his own soap...
Shit, it still cut him to death!
Guo Qiming's complexion suddenly darkened: "Guo Minyu, you still say that my tuition fee is only a cow. Last time you wanted to buy a sports car, your father quietly sold two thousand cows and asked me to help him hide the truth. Just don't tell mom, who is ignorant?"
Yang Xie and the others already had dense black lines all over their faces, okay, can they still quietly sell two thousand cows?So what kind of state does that mean that their cattle have become more?
With our standard of living, how can we pity the son of a farmer who owns an incomparably vast area?
"What's wrong with the two thousand cows? This is because my father loves me. Who made me his love in the previous life~ people, sons need to be raised poorly, but daughters need to be raised rich. This is the hard truth, do you understand?"
"I don't understand, I'm also my mother's little love in her previous life~ man, why do you have to approve every time I ask for pocket money, you don't even give me 500 yuan a month, and you have more than [-] pocket money Money, it's not fair!"
Guo Qiming is angry, is there any justice in this world?Why do you have to earn your own pocket money if you have the ability?And an idle woman like Guo Minyu can't spend all her money every month, and has tens of millions of assets saved since she was a child?
Guo Minyu immediately sneered: "If the world is fair, then why do you need men?"
Guo Qiming immediately fell into deep contemplation. Indeed, an upright man like himself is born to shoulder a heavier burden than ordinary people. He cannot speak out when he suffers, and he can only shed tears in his heart. No reason, just two words - I am a man.
(Hey, this is four words, okay?)
Seeing that Guo Qiming was successfully dealt with, Guo Minyu immediately stretched out his hand to Yang Xie, showing a smile, with a slight dimple on his cheek: "Nice to meet you, I will teach Guo Minyu."
"My name is Yang Xie, you already know it. This is Lu Dejin and Li Shenghua from our dormitory."
"Hello." Lu Dejin made a gesture of a gentle prince, while Li Shenghua blinked, with a cute face, showing a bright smile: "Hello, big sister, you are so beautiful."
"Hey, it seems that what my brother said is not entirely correct, but there is some truth to it."
"What did your brother say?" Lu Dejin and Li Shenghua asked in unison.
"He said that the two of you show off all day long, and the other pretends to be cute all day long, and you have no manliness at all."
Lu Dejin and Li Shenghua immediately turned their heads to Guo Qiming, with 24k titanium light shining in their eyes, they walked towards him step by step like a devil, and then rushed forward, damn, beat this guy up.
Guo Qiming: "Hey, why are you two hitting me? I didn't mess with you, so stop hitting me, shit, you're welcome to hit me again! Oh, don't hit me in the face."
……
!!
Lu Dejin couldn't help jumping out these two words. Among the nearly [-] words in Chinese, only these two words can perfectly express his complicated and entangled mood at the moment.
I really didn't expect that Guo Qiming, a gorilla who looks like Chimu, would have such a sister with a beautiful appearance and a hot~hot body. This doesn't make any sense genetically...
But yes, are there still few unreasonable things in this world?
Not to mention anything else, just because someone like the third child can get Du Yuqing, this probably makes countless people fall into disbelief, right?
"Didn't I tell you not to come to my school? My school is not good at all, and there are some cheesy faces who specialize in deceiving young girls like you. It's too dangerous." Guo Qiming immediately ran over nervously, The tall figure blocked the entire door, and more importantly, squeezed Yang Xie in.
Guo Minyu pointed at Guo Qiming's trousers, and said, "Brother, are you so hungry that you can't help but want to kill your own sister?"
Guo Qiming looked down, and immediately ran away covering his face. Just now, he watched the videos of those local artists who sacrificed their lives for education. His heart could not be calm for a long time, and this ups and downs were reflected in his left leg The right side of the right leg is on the left side...
Oops.
The faces of Yang Xie and the others were also dull. With Guo Qiming, a bully who cheated his teammates, the people in his own dormitory were ashamed. After all, the male dormitory always acts in groups. If you think about it with your toes, you will know what is going on inside.
Yang Xie first observed his situation and saw that it was safe, so he smiled at Guo Minyu who came into the dormitory, and said, "Hello, I am your brother's roommate."
"I know you, you are Yang Xie, my brother often mentions you." Guo Minyu looked at Yang Xie with a look of high spirits on his face.
"Really? What did you say about me?" Yang Xie made a look of indifference, and asked casually. In fact, he was quite curious in his heart. In the mouth of the third child, he should be the kind of bold, loyal, martial arts A person who is outstanding and broad-minded, like Qiao Feng in "Dragon and Ba Bu", the great chivalrous man, right?
"He said you are handsome, and he likes to be by your side, so he can't tell if those girls have run into trouble with you, so he can find a way." Guo Minyu completely ignored Guo Qiming's winks and gestures, without any scruples said it, and then burst out laughing.
Yang Xie has black threads all over his head, and he can find out all the leaks. Is the third child looking for treasures?
Guo Qiming has calmed down, and walked up anxiously, what's going on with my sister?Everyone told her that there were too many perverts in the dormitory, but she actually delivered it to her door by herself. Didn't you see that the eyes of the second brother and the fourth child are shining?And the boss, although I can't see any bad intentions in him, but this guy must be thinking about how to get Minyu in his heart, right?
It must be like this, there is nothing in this world that can hide from me, Guo Qiming.
The night gave me black eyes, with which I can always see the truth!
"Boss, this is my own sister." Guo Qiming said with a serious expression and awe-inspiring righteousness.
"Oh, I see, dear sister, and then?" Yang Xie was a little puzzled, although he couldn't see anything, but he didn't say anything suspicious.
"Hehe, don't pay attention to my brother. He's always talking about it. He wants to say, I'm his own sister. Don't even think about doing it, or he'll be in a hurry with you."
Yang Xie had an urge to faint, hey, when did I say I was going to do it?
"What the hell? Tell me, what the hell am I? Believe it or not, I'll cut you?" Guo Qiming became angry immediately. You usually get mad at home, but I can't beat you anyway, but outside, we He is also a man who wants to save face, right?
"Do you dare to hit me? Believe it or not, I immediately told my parents that you found them a beautiful wife? And went to Yunnan for a week of sweetness? See if your parents will cut you to death. If you have money, you can live happily outside. I don’t know that Dad sold a cow in the family to send you to school?” Guo Minyu immediately became angry, but a beautiful girl is still beautiful when she is angry.
At least Lu Dejin and Li Shenghua looked at her and didn't feel that she was unreasonable. On the contrary, they thought that this chick was pretty good, informal, and she was indeed a cool girl from the north.
Of course, if Guo Minyu's face is changed to "Sister X", I'm afraid Zhu Jun will have a different feeling.
But by the way, the third child's family actually sold a cow for him to go to school?It sounds really a sad story. It seems that I should treat the third child better in the future. He uses his own perfume secretly, so I don’t know it. Which watch he likes, wear it. Well, he's going to pick up his own soap...
Shit, it still cut him to death!
Guo Qiming's complexion suddenly darkened: "Guo Minyu, you still say that my tuition fee is only a cow. Last time you wanted to buy a sports car, your father quietly sold two thousand cows and asked me to help him hide the truth. Just don't tell mom, who is ignorant?"
Yang Xie and the others already had dense black lines all over their faces, okay, can they still quietly sell two thousand cows?So what kind of state does that mean that their cattle have become more?
With our standard of living, how can we pity the son of a farmer who owns an incomparably vast area?
"What's wrong with the two thousand cows? This is because my father loves me. Who made me his love in the previous life~ people, sons need to be raised poorly, but daughters need to be raised rich. This is the hard truth, do you understand?"
"I don't understand, I'm also my mother's little love in her previous life~ man, why do you have to approve every time I ask for pocket money, you don't even give me 500 yuan a month, and you have more than [-] pocket money Money, it's not fair!"
Guo Qiming is angry, is there any justice in this world?Why do you have to earn your own pocket money if you have the ability?And an idle woman like Guo Minyu can't spend all her money every month, and has tens of millions of assets saved since she was a child?
Guo Minyu immediately sneered: "If the world is fair, then why do you need men?"
Guo Qiming immediately fell into deep contemplation. Indeed, an upright man like himself is born to shoulder a heavier burden than ordinary people. He cannot speak out when he suffers, and he can only shed tears in his heart. No reason, just two words - I am a man.
(Hey, this is four words, okay?)
Seeing that Guo Qiming was successfully dealt with, Guo Minyu immediately stretched out his hand to Yang Xie, showing a smile, with a slight dimple on his cheek: "Nice to meet you, I will teach Guo Minyu."
"My name is Yang Xie, you already know it. This is Lu Dejin and Li Shenghua from our dormitory."
"Hello." Lu Dejin made a gesture of a gentle prince, while Li Shenghua blinked, with a cute face, showing a bright smile: "Hello, big sister, you are so beautiful."
"Hey, it seems that what my brother said is not entirely correct, but there is some truth to it."
"What did your brother say?" Lu Dejin and Li Shenghua asked in unison.
"He said that the two of you show off all day long, and the other pretends to be cute all day long, and you have no manliness at all."
Lu Dejin and Li Shenghua immediately turned their heads to Guo Qiming, with 24k titanium light shining in their eyes, they walked towards him step by step like a devil, and then rushed forward, damn, beat this guy up.
Guo Qiming: "Hey, why are you two hitting me? I didn't mess with you, so stop hitting me, shit, you're welcome to hit me again! Oh, don't hit me in the face."
……
!!
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