high official

Chapter 901 Alcoholic?
There was a sensation in Jinan City, it was an empty alley, men, women, old and young gathered together to watch Mr. Du Si running naked!
At this time, those ordinary people who were chasing behind already knew that this naked man with thick body hair and amazing capital was Sima Zhong, the commander of the Shandong Capital of the Ming Dynasty!Naturally, no one dared to touch him anymore, everyone just followed closely behind, watching intently and commenting with relish!

Ma Zhong was still unrestrained, shouting and rampaging on the street, and reached a street corner!At this time, a farmer who went to the city to collect dung from the corner came out pushing a dung truck that had just been filled!
With a bang, Ma Zhong bumped into the unicycle dung truck, and the dung truck overturned at that moment, and several vats full of dung on it overturned, pouring him all over!Ma Zhong didn't notice it, and continued to run forward, but he was slipped by the dung water on the ground again, and fell on his back, lying firmly in the dung soup!
The onlookers covered their noses one after another, and many of them vomited disgustingly, but Ma Zhong still didn’t notice it, he struggled to get up from the ground, his hair fell loose, his head was covered with dung soup, and his hands and body were covered with Same, drenched in feces!

At this time, Ma Zhong's entourage finally rushed up, and when they saw this, they were dumbfounded and said to themselves, how can this be done?Still have to be sick to death? !

It was still under the hoarse threat of the head in charge that all the followers gritted their teeth and closed their eyes and rushed forward, pressing the naked man covered in excrement under his head!
"Let's all go away!" The chief in charge shouted to the common people: "The government is arresting fugitives! Stop watching!"

"What? A fugitive!" The common people naturally asked, "Isn't it Mr. Du Si?!"

"Nonsense!" The manager was furious, "Can Mr. Du Si... do such a thing?!"

"But we have seen Mr. Du Si, he looks like this!" The common people are not easy to be fooled, they questioned: "Besides, we saw that he got off Du Si's sedan chair!"

"Well..." The manager in charge was sweating profusely, and he could only make nonsense: "This person looks like Dusi, but he is really not! He is a fraudster pretending to be Dusi. Let us catch him. He brought him back for interrogation!"

"Nonsense," the common people refused to let go, and someone shouted: "I still heard you call him the master!"

"You heard me wrong!" The chief manager was at the end of his words, black is black, no matter how you wash it, it won't make it white, the more you wash it, the darker it becomes.

At this time, seeing that his subordinates had already tied up Mr. Du Si and stuffed his mouth with a cloth, the chief in charge hurriedly asked Ma Zhong to be picked up, and ran away in despair!
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There is a saying that good things do not go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles.Before Ma Zhong returned home, someone from his family had already come to report him, and Mr. Du Si was running naked on the street!
Ma Zhong's wife and concubine still didn't believe it, so they asked the reporter to be dragged out and beaten!Unexpectedly, in the middle of the fight, I saw the manager in charge rushing back with a group of subordinates in a daze, with a stinking naked man on his shoulder!

"Oh, why is it so stinky!" Ma Zhong's sixth wife said angrily, "Ma Fu, why are you crazy? Why did you bring such a stinky thing back! Hurry up and throw him out!"

"I can't throw it away!" The chief in charge said with a sad face, "This is our master!"

"Nonsense!" Several wives got angry together and roared: "Ma Fu! You're itchy too!"

"Hey! Clean it up for the master!" The manager had no choice but to prove it to them.Fortunately, it was already summer, and there was a water tank in the yard, and the subordinates directly scooped up water for the man to wash it clean. The wives saw it, oh, who the hell is it not Ma Zhong?
"Oh, master! How did you do this?!" The wives rushed forward crying, but Ma Zhong was speechless!

"Damn it, you dare to block the mouth of the master!" The lady said angrily, "Hurry up and take it off for the master!"

"You still dare to tie the master, quickly untie the master!" Naturally, the second lady can't just let the eldest lady shake her prestige.

"Madam, you have to hold on! Master may be crazy!" Ma Fu first vaccinated all the ladies, and then tore off the cloth that blocked Ma Zhong's mouth.

"Oh ah ah! Woo la la la! Mimimi!" As soon as Ma Zhong's mouth was free, he immediately made all kinds of strange sounds, coupled with that exaggerated face, it was enough to prove that Ma Fu's words were absolutely true!

Now, no one dares to let Ma Fu untie Ma Zhong...

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In the back yamen of the Dusi yamen, a group of women swarmed into chaos. It was up to Ma Fulai to make a decision. He led people to carry Ma Zhong into the house and tied him up on the bed.Then he asked people to invite all the famous doctors in Jinan City.He was also afraid that the doctor would not be able to solve his master's problems, so he also asked people to hire a large group of monks, Taoist priests, lamas, witches, shamans... In short, he invited everyone he could, thinking that there would always be one suitable for his master. .

With so many masters gathered together, it is natural to say that there are many things to say, some say that Master Du Si is haunted, some say that Master Du Si is insane, some say that Master Du Si is possessed by Huang Daxian, and others Said it was Mr. Du Si who usually killed too much, and the wronged soul came to find the ****!

There are all kinds of solutions, some want to burn incense, some want to catch demons, some want to dance to the gods, and some want to hang Du Si upside down...the quarrel continued until dark, but no result was reached.

The people in the mansion had no choice but to invite the masters to eat in the front hall first, and then continue to discuss after the meal, and naturally everyone agreed.After drinking and eating, the masters returned to Ma Zhong, and were about to continue the quarrel, but they heard him snoring loudly!

Everyone stared blankly, only to see that Mr. Du Si, who was still insane before, had already snored and fell asleep soundly...

"According to my observation," a doctor stroked his goatee and whispered, "Master Du Si is not crazy about drinking."

"..." Everyone fell silent.Especially Ma Fu and the wives, they all thought it was true, because Ma Zhong had always had the bad habit of playing crazy after drunk, but this time it was too exaggerated and the consequences were too serious, so that his family thought he went crazy after drinking. No, I didn't think about pure drinking madness...

Waiting until the next day at the third pole, Master Du Si woke up, looked blankly at all kinds of people in the room, and asked strangely: "What are you going to do?" He frowned and said, "My head hurts..." He He wanted to raise his hand and rub his head, but found that he was firmly tied to the bed, and he couldn't help but angrily said: "You bastard! How dare you tie me up if you're so tired of working!"

"Master, you really don't remember what happened yesterday?" Ma Fu asked cautiously.

"Yesterday..." Ma Zhong frowned and thought for a while, then said in a muffled voice, "I just remember drinking wine with the imperial envoy, and after getting into the sedan chair, I can't remember anything..."

"It's broken..." The doctor slapped his thigh and said, "Let me tell you, Mr. Du Si is just drunk!"

"What a mess, let me go!" Ma Zhong heard it, and then combined with the current situation, he seemed to recall something vaguely, and his complexion changed drastically, and he burst out: "Get out!"

Those monks, Taoists, witches, witches, and so on all showed bored expressions, shook their heads and retreated. The doctor did not forget to kindly remind Ma Zhong: "My lord, I will quit drinking in the future. If there is a future..."

"Stop!" Ma Zhong yelled at the doctor, "Explain to me, what do you mean by saying later?"

The doctor ignored him and ran away.Ma Fu and the others didn't stop him. It seemed that Ma Zhong's words had lost their former power...

After all the outsiders left, Ma Fu untied Ma Zhong from the rope. Ma Zhong got up with his hands and feet moving, and asked sullenly, "What did I do yesterday?"

"Master, really can't remember?" Ma Fu asked in a low voice.

"I can't remember, I just remember having a long nightmare..." Ma Zhong rubbed his head and said in a muffled voice.

"What nightmare?" The eldest lady asked aloud.

Seeing that there were no outsiders on the left and right, Ma Zhong said with a little shame: "I actually dreamed that I... ran naked on the street, and everyone in the city was watching, and finally bumped into a dung truck." He laughed uncontrollably and said, "This dream is really absurd. Ma Fu, you should leave a monk to interpret the dream for me, to see if it is a bad omen or a good omen."

"Of course it's a bad omen, a big bad omen..." Ma Fu said with a sad face.

"How can you be so sure?! I heard that the dream is reversed. In the dream, I was ashamed and thrown home. Maybe I want to glorify my ancestors..." Ma Zhong was very dissatisfied with Ma Fu's arbitrariness.

"Returning the honor to the ancestors..." The third lady was straightforward, and muttered in a low voice: "The face of the ancestors has made the master lose all..."

"What do you mean?!" Ma Zhong pulled his face down, his eyes widened.

"Because..." Ma Zhong said in a voice like a mosquito: "Master's dream is true. You really ran naked in front of the whole city yesterday, and you even ran into a dung truck..."

"Fart!" Ma Zhong laughed strangely: "You might as well say how good it is for me to pee on the Golden Luan Hall! Is this official crazy or something? How come..." His voice became smaller and smaller, because he saw that everyone was urinating. If I am mourning my concubine, and thinking about being tied to the bed before, surrounded by so many monks and priests, it seems impossible that I was joking with myself...

"Why is it so stinky?!" Ma Zhong was stunned, and he smelled a stench, which made him faintly nauseous.

"Master, it's your smell..." Ma Fu said timidly, "You were drunk, crashed into a dung truck, and got covered in yellow soup. We've already cleaned you up, but it probably won't be long. Can't get rid of..."

"Master, how many times have I persuaded you to drink less horse urine!" The lady said angrily, "You don't know yourself, and when you get drunk, you go crazy with alcohol. You can lose the living!"

"Shut up!" Ma Zhong's face was flushed, and he slapped the edge of the bed and roared.He couldn't accept such a fact no matter what, but the fact was there, so he couldn't escape. He could only drive out the people around him, so as to avoid those weird eyes.

(End of this chapter)