I'm tired of writing.

Let me tell you a joke first.

A teacher was teaching illiteracy in the countryside, and asked a peasant woman to recognize the word "quilt".

The peasant woman can't remember, Teacher: What did you have on you when you were sleeping?

The peasant woman said it was her husband.The teacher can't laugh or cry.

Ask again: What about when the husband is not around?

The peasant woman said, "It's the head of the village."

Then keep writing.

Caixia and Wen Yumei chased after him, and saw that the man had gone far away.

Looking at Henry Zhang from afar, Wen Yumei blushed with embarrassment, and muttered in her mouth: "It's him, I don't have the face to live now..."

Thinking of Henry Zhang squatting by the window just now and seeing everything, Wen Yumei's pretty face was hot.

Caixia seemed to know that it was Henry Zhang, with a smile in her eyes.

Having promised Wang Ping to go to her house during the day, Henry Zhang turned and walked towards Wang Ping's residence.

Since the village chief Zhao Dabao was arrested, Zhao Dabao's mother-in-law felt ashamed to stay in Taohua Village, so she took her silly girl Tao Xing back to her mother's house, and the house was vacant. Wang Ping became the new village chief and temporarily lived here. .

"Dangdang." Henry Zhang knocked on the door.

"Who is it?"

"Me, Henry Zhang."

Wang Ping opened the door.

Seeing Henry Zhang anxious, Wang Ping pushed him away and said with a coquettish smile: "I went to the village to get my medical insurance card today, and by the way I mentioned the matter of changing the responsible field to plant herbs."

"What did you say above? Did you agree?" Henry Zhang asked.

This is a matter related to the future of Taohua Village, he dare not be careless.

Wang Ping frowned and said, "Major Wu Liu, Wu, and Director Zhang Ting and Director Zhang specially held a meeting to discuss this matter. Director Zhang is usually very easy-going and easy-going, and the job of planting herbs is to help the villagers It is a good thing to get rid of poverty and become rich, but she actually disagrees. Henry Zhang, did you offend her?"

"No! I had dinner with the manufacturer a few days ago!" Henry Zhang thought for a while, and he didn't offend Zhang Ting.

"That's a bit strange." Wang Ping took the towel and directed Henry Zhang: "Come here and help me wipe my hair."

She just got out of the shower and her hair is still wet.

Henry Zhang took the towel and helped Wang Ping wipe it up, but when it came to things in the village, his desire to get it was not so strong, and he asked while wiping: "What's going on?"

Wang Ping smiled: "I don't know, what did you do the last time you saw Director Zhang?"

Henry Zhang blushed and told Wang Ping that Liu Dan ate spring grass during the meal that day, and the two had a mess at the dinner table in front of Zhang Ting.

Wang Ping listened, and bent over with a smile: "I see that you are usually very clever, why are you confused when it comes to this matter?"

"Why am I confused?" Henry Zhang stopped his hands and asked.

"Wipe your hair first, and I'll tell you when I'm happy to serve you," Wang Ping said with a smile.

Smelling the fragrance of her hair, Henry Zhang was a little impulsive, and the two of them rubbed their hair on the kang head.

When it was over, Henry Zhang asked: "You said, how did I offend Zhang Ting, she didn't agree to change the responsible field to plant herbs?"

Wang Ping smiled, tapped his big nose with her finger, and said: "You are stupid if you say you are stupid. You think that you messed with the female director of the pharmaceutical factory in front of her that day, and even messed with her." So enjoyable. Can she be happy just watching from the side?"

"Just for this?" Henry Zhang was puzzled.

"What do you think?" Wang Ping rolled his eyes at him, and said, "A woman has a needle in her heart. If someone else gets something, she can't get it. Can she feel better?"

"If this is the case, what should I do?" Henry Zhang asked.

It seems that Wang Ping is his dog-headed military adviser, full of bad water.

Wang Ping rolled her eyes, and said in Henry Zhang's ear: "So, tomorrow you go to the village alone, and then..."

"Is this possible?" Henry Zhang frowned.

"Listen to me, I promise it will work." Wang Ping has worked in the countryside for so many years, and she is very familiar with Zhang Ting's personality, so she has full confidence.

There was nothing to say all night, and the next day Henry Zhang came to the village on Cui Liu's motorcycle with a medicine box on his back.

After explaining the purpose of coming to the doorman with big breasts, the woman happily called the leader inside to report.

I don't know what happened today. When I updated this chapter, I changed it a hundred times and it didn't pass.

It is estimated that the content in that aspect is too intense, you know.

Haha.

But what to do with a few hundred words?

Let me tell you a few jokes, and when the wind blows over, Guanxi will make up for you violently.

The cliff is more exciting.

One: When the female secretary was sitting on the general manager's lap, the general manager's wife suddenly appeared at the door.The general manager immediately said sternly to the female secretary: "In short, no matter how difficult it is, a company cannot have only one chair."

Two: The black fungus is so weak, I chatted with a young woman today, and I said, "give me your black fungus"?Young woman: "There is no black fungus, but you can let your brother take a bath in Heilongjiang"!

Three: There were a lot of people in the cafeteria just now, an uncle molested an aunt, and asked: Do you still have steamed buns, Aunt: No, Uncle: Don’t you still have two?Auntie: My two steamed buns are for my son, so I will give them to you if I call mom.The hall roared with laughter!Auntie, you are a fortress.

Four: My son is 11 years old. One day he asked me for five yuan, but I didn't give it, and my son didn't say anything.In the evening, my son went to bed early, and when he saw his son fell asleep, he and his wife made circles. In the middle of the process, my son suddenly got up and lifted our quilt, laughing, and I always caught it. Give me ten yuan, or I will tell you tomorrow.

Five: A boy in the class hid in the back of the classroom to watch the Eighteen Prohibition. The head teacher raided him and tried to take the phone away from him. The guy must have been fascinated by it, and he pulled his phone desperately, and said: You first Let me read this point, and you can read it after reading it.

Six: There is a two-month-old puppy at home. Once when I was xxooing with my husband, the dog just stood aside without blinking an eye, and couldn’t be chased away. Since then, the dog has hugged my leg and learned The same posture as the husband is rampant, and the husband also said that this dog must have a bright future in the future!What's even more bloody is that once I took the dog to a friend's house to play. The dog crawled on her lap and ran amok when it saw the friend. The friend's husband happened to see it. He said, this dog is well educated.

Seven: A little girl said to her mother, "Mom, I have hair growing on my underside, and her mother said: It's okay, it's a monkey growing, and the monkey has grown hair."After a few days, Meimei chatted with her cousin and said: Sister, let me tell you, the little monkeys under me have grown hair.Cousin: Cut, what’s the matter, my little monkey has eaten bananas

It's still a hundred words short, so boring.

Haha, I was discovered by you.

Guanxi didn't do it on purpose, Guanxi did it on purpose.

Writing an article is also very empty. There are so many beauties in the article, and I can't do that with a live ammunition.

Frequent swollen eyes starve to death.

Very painful to say, please support.

By the way, is there any rich woman who reads the article?Ask for support.

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