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Chapter 304 Ten thousand people...

Chapter [-] Thousands of people are evil, basking in the sun.

These days, Zhu Quanquan's family has been tossed insanely, and the itching in the crotch is unbearable.I ran to the provincial capital hospital and didn't see the problem. I took medicine and ointment, and used up all of them. I spent a lot of money, but there was no relief in the end.

This kind of thing is not a disease, but it is more uncomfortable than a disease.

The most important thing is to be patient in front of people. When you talk to people, you always scratch your crotch... This is too shameful, people think you are dirty.Zhu Qiqi and his wife are fine if they don’t go out. Zhu Qiqi and Zhu Chenglong are terrible. When they are outside, they often run to the toilet after saying a few words. It was so hard, it was scratched, it hurt and itched, it was too much.

Finally, Chu Tianji came today, Zhu Quanquan and his son hurriedly opened the door to welcome Chu Tianji in.

"Master Chu, you are finally here. We are looking forward to the day and night, and to the stars and the moon." Zhu Quanquan and his son welcomed Chu Tianji into the house with tears in their eyes. It's even worse!"

Chu Tianji was amused, secretly thinking that you deserve it, your family is too wicked, not to mention bullying the neighbors, and now you are using your brains on mentally handicapped people.He didn't say that in his mouth, he just said, "Talk slowly if you are not busy."

Before Zhu Chenglong could speak, his wife who killed the pig ran out and said, "Master Chu, we didn't have this problem before, but it has happened since we lived in this new house, is it because you have a problem with Feng Shui. "

Chu Tianji's heart skipped a beat, and he said that such a thing must never be admitted.Immediately said with a serious face, "Sister, it's hard to say, I have a problem with the Feng Shui bureau set up by Chu Tianji, I'm afraid there is no Feng Shui master in the whole country who dares to guarantee the ticket, since you don't believe me, please hire someone else .”

Seeing that Chu Tianji was about to leave, Zhu Chenglong scolded, "Unlucky girl, get the hell out of the house, and if you say another word, I'll come in and beat you!"

The butcher's wife was silent, she grumbled, and reluctantly turned and walked back into the house.

Zhu Qiqi grabbed Chu Tianji and said, "Master Chu, don't be as knowledgeable as her. Country women are like this. If I didn't believe you, I wouldn't look forward to the stars and the moon every day."

Although he said so, in fact, they had already found other Feng Shui masters.It's just that the feng shui masters they found were all Ye Luzi's fake tricks. How could they understand Chu Tianji's feng shui pattern?I can't tell a name, I can only wait for Chu Tianji.

It was not so easy for Chu Tianji to persuade him to come back, so he turned his head and walked out, saying, "It's fine if you don't believe me, the arrangement of Fengshui is the most troublesome thing. After the arrangement is completed, if there is any illness or disaster in this family, you will find Mr. Fengshui. Knowing that there is one fate, two luck and three feng shui, if you don’t practice, you won’t accumulate virtue, if you don’t save your life, you won’t have good luck, so just rely on feng shui, okay?”

"No, no, I know." Zhu Qiqi winked quickly, and his son Zhu Chenglong hurriedly stuffed an envelope into Chu Tianji.When Chu Tianji touched it, it was quite thick, probably worth 2 yuan.

In fact, since Chu Tianji went to Hong Kong once, he has looked down on these 1 to [-] yuan.But how can there be any reason to return the money when it is in his hands?The ill-gotten gains of these people can be given to those in need.

So Chu Tianji put away the money and said, "Actually, I probably have already seen it. Your illness is still related to Yin evil! Your Yin evil is not light. To put it bluntly, you have done too many bad things."

If others said that they did too many bad things, Zhu Chenglong would have punched them.But Chu Tianji said that they could only listen.

Chu Tian said, "The feng shui bureau I arranged with you is not bad. You can see that the outside of the house is full of greenery and full of life. If it weren't for this feng shui bureau, I'm afraid that this time you are not itching your crotch, but terminally ill!"

Zhu Quanquan and his sons all looked ashen, and asked, "Is it so serious?"

"Of course." Chu Tianji said, "Don't forget that you live in this village, but everyone in this village is full of resentment towards your family. , If you do good deeds and accumulate virtue from now on, it will be possible to eliminate it if you don’t recite scriptures and pay homage to Buddha.”

Zhu Chenglong said in his heart that let me do good deeds, it is better to let me die!

He asked again, "We don't have time to do this, is there any other way?"

In fact, when Chu Tianji said this, he intended to let them go.If they really did good deeds, Chu scum wouldn't necessarily kill them, but it was obvious that this family didn't want to repent at all.

Zhu Qiquan laughed and said, "These people in the village are troublemakers. If they were put in the time of the former emperor, they would have been killed. If I were polite to them, the work would not be able to carry out. Master Chu, think of another way , It’s okay to spend some money.”

Chu Tianji said don't blame me if you don't repent.

In fact, Chu Tianji’s feng shui layout in Zhu’s courtyard is very good. The four directions of Qinglong, White Tiger, Suzaku and Xuanwu are all taken care of, but it’s different when you enter the house. It’s like entering the underworld when you enter the house. surround.

The feng shui pattern that is full of spring makes Chu Tianji feel that the universe is full of chaos, forming an independent space in the whole small building.What circulates in this space is absolutely terrifying evil spirit.

After this period of time, this newly built small building has become a haunted house!

Of course, ghosts are invisible, only the evil spirit has penetrated into the bodies of the Zhu family.Now, the evil spirit has penetrated deep into the bone marrow, Zhu Qiquan and the others are doing well now, but the evil spirit has already begun to devour their bones and internal organs, so it can be said that there is no cure.

Entering the room, Zhu Chenglong said awkwardly, "Master Chu, do you want me to take it off to show you the lesions?"

Chu Tianji thought that I don't look at your stuff, waved his hands and said, "I don't want to look at it, I can see that your faces are full of evil spirits! People's crotches don't see sunlight all the year round, and the evil spirit is too heavy. In this case, I have two suggestions. "

Zhu's father and son hurriedly said, "Say what you say."

Chu Tianji said, "When you go out, I will cast a spell to double the speed of the airflow in the building, improving the movement of life and death here, which is good for your illness. Second, your illness is caused by too much resentment in the village. There are many people, the best way to get rid of this people's evil is to bask in the sun, put the lesion in the sun for more than three hours a day!"

Hearing such a suggestion, the Zhu family father and son could only smile wryly.Every day, the whole family took off their pants and stretched their legs to bask in the sun for three hours. Thinking of this scene, this is too outrageous.Zhu Chenglong said, "Is there no other way?"

Chu Tian said, "No, the sun is the best thing to eliminate evil spirits, and it doesn't cost money. Don't you think so?"

"I want to, I want to, of course I want to." Zhu's father and son only nodded in agreement, take off their pants and bask in the sun, so let's do it.

Chu Tianji said again, "Then you all go out, I have cast a spell."

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