drunk

I have to say, this girl's capital is really strong enough, she can compete with Yun Xi'er.

Hey, how could I think of Yun Xi'er, Lei Xiaoluo thought to himself, didn't he always compare Xiaomeng in the past, could it be that because he was in Yunnan, he couldn't help but think of Yun Xi'er.

should be.

It's just that I don't know who this little girl in camouflage uniform is. She is so brave enough to camp alone in the mountains, and she doesn't even set up a tent, so she can do it with a sleeping bag.

But judging from her reaction speed, she shouldn't be a soldier. How could a soldier not resist.

Who cares, we've already taken advantage of it anyway, people have already regarded us as prostitutes or perverts, even if we stop now, it won't do us any good, it's better to eat tofu to the end.

Just as this guy was about to take further action, the girl below suddenly shouted at the top of his voice: "Lei Xiaoluo, you bastard, let me go, or I'll never end with you..."

Lei Xiaoluo was startled out of fear, I'm sorry, I actually know my brother's name, who are you?

Wait, this voice sounds so familiar, it seems to belong to that girl Yun Xi'er, woo woo, isn't it, no wonder it feels very familiar all the time, it really is this girl.

The flood rushed into the Dragon King Temple... Ahem, this reason seems a little insufficient.

"Xi'er, it's really you," Lei Xiaoluo pretended to be surprised, turned her over, and exclaimed, "Why are you here?"

Yun Xi'er angrily pulled his two evil hands out, and said angrily: "You are such a villain, whore-thief,"

Well, brother admits that he is a beast, that's fine, can you take back the title of prostitute-thief, brother can't afford it.

"Hehe, don't be angry, I'm just kidding you," Lei Xiaoluo said with a dry smile.

"Just kidding, come on," Yun Xi'er pointed to his nose and said, "You don't even care who I am, and you just pounce on him and touch his chest. If it's any other girl, then you will definitely strip her naked. Then force J, right?"

"There is absolutely no conscience," Lei Xiaoluo said solemnly.

"No wonder, you are an out-and-out..."

"Beast," Lei Xiaoluo said in front of him, he really didn't want to hear the word "prostitution-thief" anymore.

"Yes, it's a beast," Yun Xi'er said angrily.

Lei Xiaoluo chuckled: "I didn't say no, Xi'er, don't be angry, even if it wasn't for you, I would never do something like rape, you know me, at most I just eat tofu, Really, otherwise, think about it, we met three times, I had the opportunity to eat you twice, and in the end I became Liu Xiahui, think about it carefully, "

Hearing this, Yun Xi'er's anger dissipated quite a bit. After all, she had already established a relationship with Lei Xiaoluo as a boyfriend and girlfriend. If it were any girl, she probably would not be able to accept that her boyfriend would go crazy when he saw a girl. Jump on this fact.

"Besides, you steal first, I just want to punish the thief," Lei Xiaoluo said while gesturing, "Punish me a little, little,"

"Hmph, I'm angry," Yun Xi'er deliberately turned around and ignored him. When she was thrown down just now, a bunch of meat skewers were all pressed under her body, causing oil all over her body.

Lei Xiaoluo hurriedly hugged her in his arms, and coaxed her: "My dear Xi'er, it's okay if I was wrong. If you know you are, let alone stealing a few barbecue skewers, you just steal me together, brother! I don’t have any opinions, don’t be angry, you see, you came all the way here, why are you staying here alone, talk when you’re hungry, I’ll bake something delicious for you... no, "

Lei Xiaoluo's expression changed, and he asked in a cold tone, "Why are you here, tell me the truth."

The angry role immediately shifted from Yun Xi'er to Lei Xiaoluo's side.

Yun Xi'er immediately smiled and said, "Isn't he worried about you, so he followed me here?"

"Worry about me, do you think I'm a three-year-old kid? It's so easy to deceive," Lei Xiaoluo shouted, "How do you know that I came here after I arrived in Yunnan? Okay, you investigate me, don't you?"

"Good little Lei, I'm wrong, okay?" Yun Xi'er shook his arm, and said softly, "I didn't mean anything malicious, really, Xi'er dare to swear to God, who told you to come to Yunnan and not tell others?" Well, they also found out by accident, driven by curiosity...so, just followed, "

Lei Xiaoluo's face collapsed: "Really,"

"Really," Yun Xi'er nodded.

That is to say, this girl didn't know about Wu Sangui's treasure, Lei Xiaoluo let out a sigh of relief.

"Then why don't you make it clear and follow me secretly," Lei Xiaoluo was no longer angry in his heart, but still had a cold expression on his face.

Yun Xi'er pouted: "You didn't tell anyone when you came back, maybe you brought him here, I have no other choice but to follow, what do you think?"

"Uh," Lei Xiaoluo had nothing to say, it was true, even if Yun Xi'er revealed that he was already in Yunnan when he called in the morning, he would never let her come with him.

"Okay, brother Lei, don't be angry, okay?" Yun Xi'er began to act like a baby.

"How can you not be angry, the Lei family's family law is not in vain," he made Yun Xi'er lie on his lap with his hands, and slapped her upright little buttocks, saying: " In the future, no one is allowed to come to such a dangerous place, remember?"

Yun Xi'er quickly replied, "Remember, I will never dare to go east again. Brother Lei told me to go east, but Xi'er will never dare to go west."

"Well, you're so good," Lei Xiaoluo hugged her with a smile, and kissed her face like a small cat.

A slap in the face and a sweet date, Lei Xiaoluo can be regarded as a well-mannered person.

Yun Xi'er's stomach let out a growl, and just as Lei Xiaoluo was about to laugh out loud, his own stomach growled too.

Well, don't laugh at others for taking fifty steps.

"Let's go, Brother Lei will bake something for you," Lei Xiaoluo helped her up, picked up her backpack, and saw that Yun Xi'er had a pistol in her waist.

Wow Kaka, it's a good thing she didn't escape and shot brother dead just now, I feel terrified after thinking about it.

"Okay, okay, then I want to roast chicken tenders, roast gluten, and roast bananas," Yun Xi'er said while snapping her fingers.

"Baked bananas, no, even if I have a brother, I don't know how to bake them." Lei Xiaoluo glanced at his crotch with a smirk, and said, "There is a big sausage ready-made, Xi'er, do you want to try it first, it is guaranteed to be delicious Delicious, I want to eat it again next time.”

Yun Xi'er followed his gaze, and immediately understood, she raised her fist and said angrily, "Bastard, big bastard, you actually let me eat yours...I'll bite him off in one bite,"

Lei Xiaoluo felt that his crotch was cold, and he couldn't help but clamp Xiaolei,

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