drunk

"Xi'er, why do you have to go up, there are no birds shitting down there, and there isn't even a bird up there,"

"Xi'er, be good, wait for me, okay, I promise to come down soon after I go up,"

"Xi'er baby, you are a girl, how can you climb so high, if there is any danger, I will be so heartbroken,"

"Dear dear Xi'er, be obedient..."

"..."

Lei Xiaoluo said all the good things, but Yun Xi'er just refused to change her mind, no matter what he said, she just said, "Why can't you if you can fuck me, I want to go and have a look."

"Okay," he really had no choice but to raise his hands in surrender: "You can go up, but you can't climb up with me. After I go up, I will pull you up with a rope, how about it?"

Yun Xi'er tilted her head and thought for a while, then said, "That's fine, it saves me from wasting energy climbing up, and it's also safer, hehe."

"Okay, that's it." Lei Xiaoluo quickly put on the climbing equipment for herself. In the end, Yun Xi'er did not forget to connect a rope around his waist, and the other end of the rope was fixed around her waist. In this way, there is no need to be afraid that Lei Xiaoluo will go back on his word after going up and leave her alone.

Lei Xiaoluo shook his head helplessly, and after doing a few warm-up moves, he began to climb up.

Obviously, this place has never been climbed by anyone. Except for the bare stones, you have to grope for places that can be used to borrow strength.

He took a picture of a giant strength talisman and a lightness talisman for himself, and with the help of the talisman, he climbed up the tens of meters ahead smoothly.

Below, Yun Xi'er raised her small face, looked at him with nimble movements, and said proudly: "Not bad, he is very quick in reaching out, and introducing him to grandpa and family members in a month, they shouldn't object, right? Where can I find such a good boy?"

The middle section is the most difficult to climb. There are vertical cliffs everywhere. Lei Xiaoluo swings the mountaineering hammer and digs out stone nests with sharp corners. climb up.

The height of more than 200 meters is no joke. It only took him a few minutes for the tens of meters below, but it took more than an hour for the middle section, not to mention the giant power talisman and light body talisman used during the process. No, he didn't even remember how many cards he used.

Fortunately, my brother is a hardworking and good kid, and I drew a lot when I was not busy, otherwise I would have been stretched.

The 100-odd meters above is easier to climb than the middle section, but it is also quite difficult. He took a deep breath and continued to climb with hands and feet.

Yun Xi'er below had to use a telescope to see his movements clearly, so it was a wise choice not to climb with him.

Lei Xiaoluo climbed for a whole morning, and when he stood on the top of the cliff, the sun was right above his head.

On the other side of the cliff is a basin-shaped valley with a length of about ten kilometers. The widest part is about three kilometers, and the narrowest part is only a few tens of meters.

The way down is relatively flat, and the steepest point is no more than [-] degrees, so there is no problem walking down.

The vegetation in the valley is dominated by green grass and wild shrubs that are not tall. The height of these shrubs is only more than one meter, which shows how barren the soil in the valley is, and no larger trees can grow.

Condescending, relaxed and happy.

He couldn't help opening his arms, breathing the fresh air from the valley.

A girl's cry came from below, and he realized that Yun Xi'er was still below. He smiled apologetically at the bottom, and slowly pulled up the rope around his waist.

When the rope was stretched straight, Yun Xi'er climbed up with the pull. In fact, she only needed to stabilize her body so as not to touch the stone wall. Lei Xiaoluo, who patted a giant power talisman with one arm, did the rest.

Lei Xiaoluo pulled her up alternately with both arms, and it only took half an hour to pull her up.

"I'm exhausted," Yun Xi'er was dripping with sweat when she came up.

"Tired, it seems to be me," Lei Xiaoluo said with widened eyes.

"Hee hee, that's of course, you are a man, you should be the one who works hard in the fields, if someone has erased your credit, please reward me first," Yun Xi'er offered to send a kiss.

Lei Xiaoluo moved her face closer, who would have thought that the girl would make a quick comeback, and then plunged into his arms, wiping off the sweat from her face.

Damn it, I've been fooled again, this girl is really not an ordinary naughty girl.

"Wow, wow, wow, Yun Xi'er was immediately shocked by the beautiful scenery in front of her, and then she kept him aside, opened her arms and took a deep breath of fresh air.

Lei Xiaoluo shrugged, it's the same as brother's performance just now, can you have something new.

As soon as this idea came to his mind, he saw that Yun Xi'er had already spread her two long legs and was running towards the bottom.

"Hey, run slowly, be careful of falling," the guy quickly followed, it was a downhill road after all, if he accidentally fell down, wouldn't he just roll all the way down.

With Yun Xi'er's weak body, if she really rolled down, she might be seriously injured if she didn't die.

He rushed up from behind, grabbed Xi'er's little hand, and the two ran down together.

Within a few minutes, Yun Xi'er ran out of energy, so she jumped onto his back recklessly, forcing him to carry her down.

Okay, okay, you said just now that men are hard workers who work hard in the fields, brother might as well try hard again.

"Bad guy, aren't you ready to tell me the truth now?" Yun Xi'er tried her best, licking his ear behind his back and blowing hot air, and said, "You knew there was a valley inside, didn't you?"

"Hehe, you guessed it all, Xi'er is so smart," Lei Xiaoluo turned around and kissed her on the face.

"I hate it, don't put me off, what is the purpose of your coming here, it's time to tell others now," Yun Xi'er said coquettishly.

"Well, I once swore that I would only tell my wife," Lei Xiaoluo said solemnly.

Yun Xi'er immediately grabbed his ear: "I'm still your wife, we all slept together, and I also helped you...helped you have a good time,"

"Of course not," Lei Xiaoluo said with a smirk, "Even if our relationship goes further, we can only say that you are my Lei Xiaoluo's woman, whether you are my wife or not, it's hard to say,"

"Why," Yun Xi'er asked unconvinced.

"Your grandfather hasn't agreed to marry you to me yet, what if he doesn't agree," Lei Xiaoluo kicked the ball over.

"Hmph, I knew you would say that," Yun Xi'er said angrily, "If you don't say it, I will never help you comfort my little brother again."