My name is Qin Jian, and I am a psychiatrist. I have three hobbies in my life: one drink, two colors and three adventures.

I rented a duplex building in the provincial capital and opened a psychological counseling clinic, and the business was booming.

While earning money, I did not forget to enjoy life. For men who enjoy themselves with their lower body, there is nothing happier than sex and sex.

I have a lot of famous wines in my cupboard, which are given to me by customers.

Almost all of my clients are women. When they are nagging, I can see through their inner emptiness and loneliness at a glance. When I meet beautiful mature women and beauties, I often consult their bodies by the way, and bring them real jolly.

With strong psychological insight and a handsome face that resembles Tony Leung, most of these women have become my crotch guests. I have carefully calculated that the women I have slept with are probably not far from the three-digit number. Because of this, my buddies nicknamed me bitch, every time they gritted their teeth, shouted the word bitch with jealousy, and cursed me to die in the crotch of a woman sooner or later, I would Thumbs up to them proudly.

Besides drinking and playing with women, my other hobby is spiritual exploration.

Maybe it's the ease of making money and the numbness of women. I always feel that life is getting more and more boring, so I choose supernatural adventures, looking for excitement in horror and horror.

I joined a lot of supernatural donkey groups. Over the past few years, I have followed them from home to abroad, to No. 81 Chaonei, Fengmen Village, and ancient castles. I have been to a lot. Except for eating a belly full of dust, I have not seen even a single ghost. , I can't feel the horror and exciting atmosphere at all, which makes me very disappointed, and gradually loses interest in exploration.

In the evening, a young woman came to the consultation center and told me crying that her husband was raising a mistress outside, which was very painful.

While she was talking, I took a closer look at her figure. Her breasts are plump and her buttocks are pink, her skin is white, tender and elastic, and her face is quite pretty. A pair of beautiful legs in silk stockings exudes a seductive light under the light.

Naturally, I couldn't miss such a beautiful and charming woman. With years of experience, I quickly got her into bed.

After the carnival, she got dressed and kissed me on the forehead, "Doctor Qin, you are not only good-looking, but also very useful. I feel much better, thank you."

Seeing her go out happily, I know that I have rescued another desperate young woman. I light a cigarette, turn on the computer, and log on to YY. Ganhong listens to the female singer singing.

I don’t know if it’s because I’m being cheap, but I clicked into the Ghost Tournament Association, which I haven’t been to for a long time, and a bunch of people went in and said where to go again, I saw a ghost.

Among them was a donkey friend named Cauliflower who boasted amazingly. This friend had no microphone but typed very fast. He said that he was from City C. There was a cemetery not far from his home. At twelve o'clock in the evening, there would be a message The sound of doing that to men and women.

Cauliflower spoke very promiscuously, very slutty, and her words were very vulgar, like listening to pornographic jokes. YY's donkey friends were full of interest and applauded one after another.

Listening to cauliflower talk so slutty, the crotch thing I just finished reacted immediately, I played with women a lot, and my ears were almost callused when I heard the sound, but the female ghost fucked, but still I have never heard of it.

I clicked on the information of cauliflower, and it turned out to be a woman, aged 32. This young woman is the young woman I like to play with the most. In my mind, the lewd fantasies of cauliflower and cauliflower began to listen to female ghosts in the cemetery, while doing that. It's over, that feeling must be very cool and exciting.

Cauliflower began to type in YY to ask if there was a group to go, maybe her number level is too low, she is not a senior travel friend, and most of the travel friends are from the south, a little far apart, no one is there after shouting for a long time she.

I contacted Cauliflower privately and quickly got a photo of this hottie.

The photo is very beautiful. Like all young women, Caihua has a pair of slender legs, round buttocks, and the breasts that have been touched countless times by men are also choppy. What attracts me most is Caihua's big watery eyes, which seem to be able to talk The same, full of seductiveness and temptation, I was so lustful looking at it, I wished I could fly over and shoot her right away.

When I got excited, I gave Cauliflower my cell phone number, saying that I wanted to hear her voice to add to the fun, but this coquettish girl, Cauliflower, refused to talk to her life and death, and only said that if she saw me in person, I would ravage her as she wished, and she could do whatever she wanted.

I usually have sex with out-of-town friends on the Internet, but I am the first one who is as unrestrained as Caihua. I guess she is a man who is not good at work and lonely.

I have always taken it as my mission to save empty women, whether it is female ghosts or my interest in cauliflower, this trip is guaranteed.

The next day I arrived in city C, and as soon as I got off the plane, Caihua sent me a text message, saying to wait for me at exit a.

When I arrived at Exit A, a Kansai local tyrant wearing sunglasses, a beard, a golden dog chain, and Armani waved and shouted at me excitedly, "Doctor Qin, Doctor Qin, here, here."

I walked up and looked at the cheeky man up and down for half a minute. After confirming that he was not a woman, I opened my eyes and asked, "Friend, do I know you?"

The big man nodded and gave me a bear hug, revealing two big yellow and black smoky teeth, and a fishy smell of coriander came to my nostrils, which was very disgusting.

"Doctor Qin, I'm cauliflower, cauliflower from the Adventure Friends Association."

My heart was half cold, and an unknown fire arose: "****, how the hell did you become a man?

Cauliflower was a little taken aback, and asked me, "Who the hell said I'm a woman?"

I said, "You're not a fucking woman, why did you write a woman in the yy profile gender, and said that I wanted to fuck you, and let me ravage you at will, asshole, **, **."

After finishing speaking, I dug out the photo of the beautiful woman saved in my phone and shouted, "Does this fucking look like you?"

I've always been hot-tempered, if it wasn't for the fact that he was a head taller than me here, not in the same weight class, I'd be flattered that he would find his teeth all over the place.

Caihua gave a dry laugh, and explained awkwardly: "Doctor Qin, then, that's Master Fan."

I said why it looks a bit familiar, ***Cauliflower.

"Hey, Doctor Qin, women are only popular in YY, I won't seduce you, can you come and accompany me to the cemetery?" Caihua looked at me wretchedly and said with a smile.

"Damn it, I'm not interested in you." I deleted the photo, turned around and left, co-authoring a lot of excitement, and being tricked by someone, what a fucking disappointment.

Cauliflower grabbed me and said, "Brother Qin, you are not interested in me, are you also interested in the female ghost of the ****? If there is a chance to have a shot, it would be a pity to miss it. How about it, let's go together Go, if you can really get the female ghost, you fucking go first, brother, I will be the last, what do you think?"

I stopped when I heard that, "That's right, if I want to fuck a woman, why did I have to go so far? I mainly want to listen to a female ghost. If I can be a Ning Caichen and taste the taste of a female ghost, I will also A nice thing."

It's just that going with such a wretched man like Caihua is somewhat hurtful.

"Doctor Qin, the female ghost screams so loudly, that voice is really coquettish, damn it, if you fuck..." Caihua yelled obscenely at the crowded exit of the airport.

"Okay, don't be embarrassing, I'll go take a look with you." I couldn't stand him anymore, so I interrupted him helplessly.

Cauliflower said that the female ghost screamed at the cemetery after twelve o'clock in the evening, and it was still early. This kid took me to a four-star hotel, ordered good wine and food, and washed me away.

It can be seen that Caihua's grandson is quite rich, with Swiss watches, gold chains, Armani suits, and a set of outfits cost a lot of money.

While eating and chatting, I realized that the name of cauliflower is Zhang Li. He is a rich second generation. Like me, he likes to drink, play with women, and also likes supernatural adventures to seek excitement.

This grandson has been eyeing me for a long time, because some very familiar donkey friends often brag about my glorious deeds of playing with women on YY, which makes him admire him. He waited for me on YY for half a month, and finally caught this opportunity. Pretending to be a woman hooked Lao Tzu.

In his words, it is easy to find friends who play with women these days, but it is too difficult to find people who like to play with women and also like supernatural adventures. I am his dream confidant and partner.

I was too lazy to listen to his nonsense, so I asked him why he was called cauliflower.

The kid pointed at his crotch, slapped the table and yelled in pain, "Damn, I picked up a student girl in a bar last month, and said I'd find someone to start a bud, and I spent 3000 yuan to make a fuss about her." , I didn’t think that this stuff was made, and it’s fucking poisonous. I’ve got rotten cauliflower in my job, and I still can’t play with women. To remind myself, I named it cauliflower. "

I sprayed this grandson's face with a sip of wine, gritted my teeth and spit out three words, call yourself cruel.

Cauliflower has a good capacity for alcohol, and it’s rare for a thousand glasses of wine to meet a bosom friend. I usually don’t have much pressure in life, and I like to hang out with friends, drink, and pick up girls, so I hit it off with him. Soon we drank men’s feelings, and there is A feeling of reunion.

At twelve o'clock in the evening, Cauliflower settled the bill and dragged me into a taxi drunk.

The taxi driver looked at the two drunks and was a little reluctant to take them. He asked lazily, where are you going?

I said to cauliflower, "Ask you."

Cauliflower took out 200 yuan and threw it at the driver, so you can just drive outside the city.

When we arrived in the suburbs, the driver thought we were robbing, and felt a little nervous. He stopped the car and asked, where are you going?

Cauliflower just burped and said drunkenly, go, go to Yemapo.

With a snap, the driver turned off the engine, his face changed drastically, and he said in a trembling voice, "Dude, why are you going to Yemapo so late?"

When the cauliflower is on fire, I raise my fist to beat him, shit, I don't care about your business, just drive your car.

I thought Caihua was really drunk, so I quickly grabbed him to smooth things over, "Brother, I'll give you another hundred, and you just send us to the side of Yema Slope."

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