Yin Yang ghost contract

Who the hell is making trouble in Lao Tzu's shop, doesn't he want to live?Baozi heard the noise and walked out from the inside, before anyone arrived.

Brother Baozi, it's me!I bit my cigarette and smiled lightly.

God, it's Brother Qin, it's been a long time since I saw you, I heard that your brother made a big fuss in Kongming Mountain, and he killed Wang Tianya last night, but the scenery has become famous, Baozi hugged me and said hello.

Haha, there was indeed a commotion, how did you know that Wang Tianya was killed by us, I asked with a smile.

In the whole of Jiangdong, anyone with a little common sense knows that two people did it. Except for you two, who would have the guts to offend old thief Wang? , not interesting!Baozi complained.

Haha, killing an old thief is nothing, this time I came to find your brothers to join forces to do something big, I said.

Brother Qin, why are you wearing a mask, Baozi asked.I took off the mask, revealing that blood-red face. The two of them had saved my life, so there was no need to hide it, so I briefly talked about killing Zhang Xianzhong and attracting murderous intent.

Baozi was terrified when he heard that, Brother Qin, your brother is really brave, dangerous enough.

How about you, long time no see, your body has gained weight, have you bought and sold a lot recently, I asked.

Baozi waved his hands and said angrily, Brother Qin, don’t mention it, since you escaped in Yin Division last time, damn it, now Piaomiao City is still looking for my brothers, there is no way out, and I haven’t gone out to find work recently. Eating, even sleeping, almost suffocating the eggs.

By the way, Brother Qin, what's going on this time?

I told about the collusion between Fakong and Master Fan of the Yin Division, and the dumplings over there also let go of the cauliflower, and came over with a swollen face. I am stupid, it turns out that Xiangyun Temple still has such a mystery.

That's right, I'm here to find you guys this time, just to join forces to kill Fakong and play big games. I don't know if the two brothers are interested?I asked solemnly.

Brother Qin, you have found the right person. My brothers are idle, so tell me, when will we do it, and what do we need to do? Baozi slapped his chest excitedly, and immediately agreed.

Tomorrow is the birthday of Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha, and Fakong will open an altar to give lectures at Xiangyun Temple. Let's disturb his place, I said.

Hehe, this time he must make a fool of himself, that's it, Baozi said.

Fatty, see you tomorrow!Cauliflower gave the dumpling a middle finger, and walked out the door with me.

Beard, don't go if you have the guts, virtue!Dumpling spat and cursed.

On July 24, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva’s birthday, at [-] o’clock, Abbot Fakong will personally give a lecture to believers to save all living beings…

Walking in the streets, there are propaganda posters everywhere, and the TV walls on the high-rise buildings are full of advertisements for Xiangyun Temple.

Wow, Master Fakong is so handsome!From time to time, the screams of nympho girls can be heard on the side of the road.

Old demon, let's see how you look ugly tomorrow!Cauliflower sneered.

With excitement and excitement, I stayed up all night, and at dawn I heard the deafening sound of gongs and drums from Xiangyun Temple.

At [-]:[-] in the morning, Jiangdong was bustling like never before. Fa flags spread all along the street to Xiangyun Temple. It was rushing to Jiangdong overnight.

Listening to the hype on the radio, Cai Hua was very annoyed. She turned off the radio, honked the horn a few times, and said unhappily, Brother Qin, I'll watch this speed.

Makes sense, get out of the car and walk instead!I thought about it.

The two got out of the car, threw the Hummer on the road, couldn't care less, and hurried to Xiangyun Temple.

From a distance, Fakong's loud and magnetic voice can be heard piercing the sky, which is better than any trumpet, and can be heard clearly from a mile away.

When we arrived at Xiangyun Temple, the inside and outside of the temple were already full of people. All the believers were sitting cross-legged. In order to hear Fakong’s voice, the road outside the temple was also full of believers.

These people are all fans of Fakong. They stubbornly believe that even if they can't see the appearance of the Dharma, it is good to listen to the voice. The closer they are to Xiangyun Temple, the thicker the Buddha's grace will be.

Hey, what a bunch of foolish people, no wonder Fakong's cultivation has grown so fast, it was all raised by these people, Caihua scolded with a frown.

Does cultivation have anything to do with believers?I asked as I walked up the mountain.

To be honest, Kong’s voice is not bad. Although I don’t know what the Buddhist scriptures he meant, it sounds quite comfortable. It must be that this old demon has a certain amount of research on Buddhism.

Belief, whether it is Buddha, Taoism or even Christ, the power of belief cannot be ignored. One person’s thought is devoid of God, the thought of thousands of people, and the thought of tens of thousands of people can even reverse the way of heaven. Do you think it is useful, said Cai Hua.

Detouring the temple from the mountain, Caihua and I squeezed through the dense crowd of believers and leaned towards the altar. The altar is ten feet high. On the first day, he talked loudly, and the Buddhist voice was wonderful, which was a bit of style.

Those believers were fascinated by what they heard. Even though cauliflower and I looked weird, no one responded, and even the smell in the plastic bag didn't respond at all.

Grass, does it sound that good?One by one seemed to be possessed, I muttered, kicked, turned over an old man, and continued to move forward.

Fakong's Buddhist scriptures are mixed with the method of guxin, so they will naturally be enchanted, Cai Huadao.

Squeezing to the edge of the altar, Caihua became a little anxious, looked up at Fakong, and cursed, "Damn it, the altar is so high, how can we start?"

I smashed the altar and got him down, and I looked around. Although there were many armed policemen in Xiangyun Temple to maintain order, they were all pushed to the periphery by the believers, so they couldn't be used effectively.

There were only a few blue-faced disciples protecting the Dharma around the altar, and it would be a good way to forcefully smash the altar.

Cauliflower was about to strike when Fakong suddenly chanted the Buddha's name, and those Dharma-protecting disciples rushed to me and Cauliflower, and their skills were not bad.

It seems that if we don't deal with these bastards, it won't work, Caihua cursed, and rushed to fight with those monks.

Melee combat is my forte. Although I dare not act recklessly, I am not afraid to rely on Taiji Changquan and Yubu. After a few rounds, the monk was dealt with by me and Caihua.

Strangely, Fakong didn't seem to be worried at all, the fight under the Fatai was in full swing, the grandson still sat upright and continued to preach, and none of the believers got up and scolded, the scene was extremely weird.

Break the law table!

Cauliflower raised her long knife and slashed at the wooden pillar under the altar, "Namo Amitabha!" Their ancestral graves were still excited, and dense crowds rushed towards me and cauliflower aggressively.

Kill these two scumbags who blaspheme the Dharma!

Where are the demons and ghosts, kill them!

I don't know who shouted, fists, leather shoes, high heels, greeted me and cauliflower like raindrops.

Damn, what kind of Buddha do you recite, don't you also violate the precept of killing me if you beat me to death?I yelled, raised my hand and yelled.

Damn, a bunch of idiots, get the hell out of here!Cauliflower was in a hurry and was about to cut people with her knife.

I quickly grabbed him, you are crazy, they are not disciples of the evil sect, Yin soldiers!

These are just believers who have been confused by Fakong. If we start killing, then we two will become real murderers. Killing evil sects, yin soldiers, and corpse soldiers can be ruthless, but these are solid ordinary people.

Cauliflower flicked twice, took a step back, and shouted: "You are crazy, Fakong is a monster! You have all been deceived."

"You are the monster!"

"Look at you, you monster is not bad, if you dare to insult the holy monk Fakong, kill him!"

Seeing that the situation was getting a bit out of control, Caihua and I looked up at Fakong. The grandson was smiling like a woman with his mouth raised.

"Grandma's leg, I didn't expect this place, they are all crazy!" Cauliflower and I were forced to retreat to the front of the Dharma Hall, and there was no way to retreat.

"Brother Qin, let's run, you can't use the knife, we will be beaten to death." Cai Hua held the knife, danced a few times, and gasped.

I have seen the horror of the sea of ​​people tactics. No wonder even the Patriarch of the Quanzhen Sect, Master Wang Zhenren, was surrounded by Mongolian soldiers. Personal strength is too weak in front of the sea of ​​people tactics.

Just when the two of us were in a desperate situation and were about to be trampled into meat sauce, a huge monster rushed in with a rumbling sound.

"Brother Qin, don't panic, we are coming."

"Didi!" Baozi probed and honked the horn twice. I saw, good guy, it was actually a fire truck. Jiaozi was standing on the water tank. When he turned on the water gun, a stream of blood sprayed out.

The strong air pressure sprayed those believers with blood, and they fled one after another. Many people were trampled and screamed.

"Haha! Old Fakong thief, I'll kill you!" Baozi stepped on the horsepower, the fire truck knocked over the Fatai, and shouted: "Brother Qin, Caihua, get in the car and play!"

Cauliflower and I took the opportunity to jump into the water tank behind the car. Seeing that the altar was broken, Fakong fell from the air and staggered a few steps on the ground before we stood still.