Inspiration to find dad: Buy one get one free for cute baby

"Xia Xiaoguai, where are you going?" Yun Zhongyan walked over and asked with a smile on her face.

"Oh, I have something to do with my senior sister." Xia Xiaoguai's words perfectly blocked the invitation that the other party had prepared.

"What's the matter, what's the point of two people being together? Why don't we all go out and have fun together after the holiday? It happens that your brother and sister are all here. Let's go to Yunwu Mountain together, and I heard that there are witch shadow beasts there. That thing If you catch two of them, it will be enough blood for one semester's talisman beasts."

Most of the freshmen will personally capture the materials for school. After all, if everything depends on crystal coins, it will appear incompetent on the one hand, and it will be too wasteful on the other.

Xia Xiaoguai has never been short of this, "I can't help it, I have to follow my senior sister's command in all my actions." She is naturally friendly, and she doesn't easily offend people when she speaks, unless the other party provokes her.

"Then let's make an appointment next time." Yun Zhongyan could only smile dryly.

"Oh, by the way, sister, did you know that Tutor Di will come to teach in our low-level school tomorrow?" Brain-damaged Feng said suddenly, then turned to the men and women around him and said, "My sister fell in love with Tutor Di at first sight." , Crying and shouting all day long to marry someone to Tutor Di, finally moved Di Tuoli, recently Tutor Di’s mother came to our house to ask for a marriage, it is estimated that my younger sister will become Tutor Di’s wife next semester.”

Yun Zhongyan let out a huff, with a look of surprise on her face: "Really, that's really great, and only a young genius like Xia Xiaoguai is worthy of an astonishingly talented person like God's mentor. Congratulations. "

38 Shao was a little surprised and said: "No way, I saw Teacher Di and Senior Sister Su together the day before yesterday. The two of them seemed very close." .

Brainless Phoenix said with a bit of disgust and contempt: "Heh, Instructor Emperor is about to enter the stage of transformation, and it is normal for a person like him to marry several wives and concubines. Sister Su is a very nice person. I think she will treat my sister kindly. I remember that senior sister Su and my younger sister have a good relationship. The three of them are very suitable together."

Xia Xiaoguai clearly saw the mocking smile on Brainless Feng's face.

Yun Zhongyan was startled, and raised her voice very loudly: "Could it be, Xia Xiaoguai, you are concubine for the emperor's tutor!" She covered her mouth in embarrassment, her face flushed, "I'm sorry, I made a mistake, actually For someone like the Emperor Tutor, even if he is a concubine..."

Xia Xiaoguai said calmly: "It seems that the two of you are very envious of being concubines for the emperor's tutor, so why don't you get married together."

Brainless Phoenix jumped up and said angrily: "How did you talk to your sister? Do you have any manners? Didn't your mother teach you?"

Yun Zhongyan also followed suit, "Just because you like being a concubine doesn't mean others like it too."

Bai Momo said: "When did Xia Xiaoguai say that she was going to be a concubine for others? You two are talking to yourself. If you want to pour dirty water on people, you have to divide them. Do you think us bystanders are all Are you a fool! Can you hear that you are talking nonsense?"

Xia Xiaoguai turned her head and said, "Forget it, it's not a day or two since my sister's mental retardation, she will come out to show her lower limit every now and then, for fear that others won't know that she has eaten too many brain fragments."

When Xia Xiaoguai got angry, a bunch of modern words popped up. Although everyone heard it fresh, they could guess the general meaning and covered their mouths and laughed.