Silly and cute with a black belly: the most beloved little enemy

"Then what should I do..." Taozi's face suddenly turned ashen, and the grief-stricken expression made people feel unbearable.

"Unless..." Jin Xiaowei suddenly smiled wretchedly, and whispered to Taozi, "There is another way to save you from taking the [-]-minute run test."

"What way??" Taozi's eyes instantly burst into bright light.

"Just tell Lao Ban..." Jin Xiaowei deliberately lowered her voice, approached Taozi with a mysterious look on her face, and then whispered in her ear: "Just say...you are pregnant...you have to save the baby ..."

"Bah! You're just pregnant!!" Tao Zi was so startled by Jin Xiaowei's words that she almost jumped off the chair.

The eyes of the whole class were projected in the direction of the two of them in an instant.

"Ahem..." Lao Pan coughed hard twice on the podium, signaling them to turn their attention back, and then continued with a calm expression: "Every year, in order to avoid the twelve-minute run, the students can Give full play to your imagination and make up all kinds of weird reasons. For example, my tutor told me before that in his hands, according to incomplete statistics, eleven students had a heart attack before the exam. Nine students suddenly had high blood pressure, and [-] students fell to the ground on the spot and said that they had epileptic attacks..."

"Haha..." The students under the podium burst into laughter.

"The most important thing is..." Teacher Pan's slender eyes glanced meaningfully in the direction of Tao Zi and Jin Xiaowei, and then said in a deep voice: "There were 26 female students who ran in the [-]-minute race. Before, the collective pregnancy..."

"Pfft!!" Dai Jiajia couldn't hold back, and fell down on the table laughing.

"So..." Teacher Pan looked at the students under the podium with a serious expression, and continued: "The purpose of my saying these words is to hope that the students in our class will not use the above-mentioned unimaginable reasons this week. Come to me and ask for leave to avoid running this test for twelve minutes."

"Hey!!" All kinds of wailing came from under the podium.

After the class meeting, Taozi walked towards the dormitory listlessly, Jin Xiaowei hurried up from behind, and patted Taozi on the shoulder with a "snap".

"Why??" Taozi turned her head and looked at Jin Xiaowei, her voice full of powerlessness.

"Taozi, I thought of another good way for you to avoid the exam!"

"What??"

"Go and tell Teacher Pan that you have vena cava occlusion, open constipation, anterior prostatitis, severe secondary disease caused by vascular nerve intermittent headache, varicose veins!" I was stunned for a while.

"What do you mean?" Taozi looked at her with big black and white eyes filled with question marks.

"It means you have a headache, constipation, and a second time!" Jin Xiaowei finally couldn't help laughing so hard.

"..."

I don't want to talk to you and Shen Mochen in my life...

Tao Zi silently turned her head, dragged her heavy steps and continued walking towards the dormitory.

"Hey, Taozi, don't be like this, it's hard for me to remember such a long disease name!" Jin Xiaowei yelled after her.

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The cat is going to go to the handjob, two more before boarding...