Xianjun is too bad: please get on the pirate ship

She raised her white and smooth leg, kicked a stone covered with moss among the weeds next to her, kicking on the white cool high heels of Daphne bought for more than 400 yuan.

It's too late, so fast!I saw that the stone was kicked by Han Mengxiao, and suddenly there was a miserable cry, followed by a puff of white smoke [Why is it white smoke instead of blue smoke, you know, the blue smoke is on the grave... Enen, you understand, don't talk anymore] I saw a short, fat old man with white hair, white beard and white eyebrows in the white smoke, staring a pair of bright black eyes bigger than copper bells, and said viciously: "Which one?" Those who don't have eyes, engage in a surprise attack from behind?"

After seeing clearly that she was a delicate beauty, she eased her face a little, patted her chest and said to herself: "Restraint, I am a master with restraint."

"You you you... who are you." Han Mengxiao thought that her staring eyes would definitely not be smaller than that of the old man at the moment. Is this a strange situation?She kicked a person out with such a light kick?She pointed at the old man in front of her, and it took her a long time to explain.

"I'm not human." The old man said angrily, his beard fluttered and he looked a little cute.

"You're not human, so what are you?" Seeing that the old man came aggressively, but didn't intend to harm her, Han Mengxiao's occupational disease as a reporter suddenly surfaced. Although she never believed in ghosts and gods, but now she really I met him, but I was very excited in my heart, so I had such a teasing thought.

"I'm not a thing." The old man replied, he immediately felt something wrong and changed his words: "No, I'm a thing, no..." Realizing that he had been tricked by Han Mengxiao, his face sank again, out of breath As if to say: "You little girl, don't tell me you don't respect the old man, don't tell me that you kicked me hurt, and even deliberately teased me. I want to punish you to go to another world to suffer! Don't taste all the suffering in the world! It hurts so much that you are not allowed to come back!"

What?Han Mengxiao was taken aback for a moment, not quite understanding the meaning of the old man's words, and said casually, "No way, what kind of monster are you? Such a petty person."

Unexpectedly, when the boss heard this, his face turned black: "Ghost? You actually said that this great immortal is a ghost? You also said that I am petty, wow, don't live anymore." He jumped up and down on the spot Said: "You little girl, you can't see that you are so imposing. I look like the great immortal of Pan An, but I am the old man who is in charge of the marriage between heaven and earth, and the celebrity in front of the emperor?"

"Yuelao, you say you are Yuelao?" Han Mengxiao directly ignored the string of adjectives and found the point.

"Of course!" The old man, oh, no!Lord Yue raised his head proudly, and for a moment, he lowered his face as if remembering something: "Little girl, you are really cunning, if you want to divert the words of the Great Immortal, you offended the Great Immortal today, but don't try to slip past." After finishing speaking, a thin and long red thread was pulled out from nowhere, and wrapped around Han Mengxiao's neck extremely quickly.

Han Mengxiao only felt that his eyes went dark, and then he lost consciousness.

As the mountain wind blew, the purple light cut a hole in the air, and gradually disappeared in it.

The short and fat Yuelao watched the purple light leave, and there was obvious pain on his face that was still full of anger just now, and his eyes were also a little moist.