Xianjun is too bad: please get on the pirate ship
Chapter 30 Monkey Butt
The moon is bright and the stars are thin, the breeze is blowing, and the insects are faintly singing in the grass. What a beautiful night like this. If you put a table of good wine, food, and sweet desserts in the courtyard, you can enjoy the food while watching the moon. , that taste is so beautiful!
but.
Before the delicious food was fed to the mouth, suddenly the fire burst into the sky, and a wave of heat hit.
"Ahhh, it's on fire, it's on fire!" Nie Yunxi jumped up from the bed, a lump of eye feces was still hanging around his eyes, and his hair was in a mess, his teeth and claws were waving: "Where is the fire?"
"Miss, what's the matter with you, miss?" Zhu'er came in from outside with a water basin, and was startled when he saw this.
Opening her eyes, scorching sunlight came in from the open window, just shining on the little bed where she had just fallen asleep.
It turned out to be a dream, Nie Yunxi stretched and yawned: "It's all right, I had a dream, Zhu'er, what time is it now?"
"Miss! You can really sleep. It's almost noon. Zhu'er has never seen anyone who can sleep as well as you." Zhu'er shook his head helplessly and put down the basin, "You finally got up, Bamboo will wait for you to wash up!"
"Ah, I've been sleeping for so long!" Nie Yunxi squeezed her face, and smiled a little embarrassedly, "What did you just say, it's almost noon? Isn't that old man Nie Qianqiu coming to pick me up soon, oops Zhuer, why didn't you call me earlier? Hurry up, hurry up!"
"Miss! I yelled, but I couldn't wake you up. You slept like a head..." Suddenly realizing that I had said something wrong, I hurriedly fell silent.
"Like what? Finish!" Nie Yunxi leaned over, fiddled with the water in the basin, and sprinkled the water on Zhu'er to tease her, "Like a pig, don't you dare say I'm a pig!"
"Miss, Zhu'er is wrong, Zhu'er dare not!"
"Haha, don't run away, watch my Celestial Girl Sanhua Meteor Fist!"
After finally stopping, Nie Yunxi began to think about tidying herself up. After all, it was her first time entering the palace, so she had to dress decently.She looked around, the owner of this body was driven into the abandoned house by King Han, so she didn't have any belongings, but she did have a few clean clothes, such as those precious rouge powders, which were probably snatched away by her abominable sister .
However, fortunately, she was born beautiful, so she could dress up as a little beauty without relying on those things.
After a little tidying up, it was already noon, and the servant came to report that the carriage stopped outside.
Nie Yunxi patted his chest to calm himself down, don't be afraid, just think of going to a high-end restaurant for a big meal.
As soon as he went out, he ran into a friend.
Nie Yunyan was wearing a bright red long dress with layers of golden silk thread embroidered into large peony flowers, a golden hairpin on the complicated headdress, and a string of crystal clear pearl necklaces hanging on her smooth white neck , a pair of eyes carefully painted into a red phoenix, with blush on her face, her whole body exudes a sense of luxury.
"Yo, my sister wears such shabby clothes when she enters the palace, isn't she afraid of being laughed at? It seems that some people are really thick-skinned. They don't want face, and they are not afraid of losing face for father."
A word came out of her mouth, no matter how mean it was.
Nie Yunxi looked at this light green skirt embroidered with only a little floral flowers on her body. This skirt is not bad, fresh and elegant, so shabby!
She glanced at her, cleared her throat with a clear cough, and said a word in a calm manner: "Vulgar!"
"Some people, it's okay to be ugly, and the face is painted like a monkey's buttocks. Oh, I know, your makeup should be called monkey buttocks makeup, hahaha, I laughed so hard!"
but.
Before the delicious food was fed to the mouth, suddenly the fire burst into the sky, and a wave of heat hit.
"Ahhh, it's on fire, it's on fire!" Nie Yunxi jumped up from the bed, a lump of eye feces was still hanging around his eyes, and his hair was in a mess, his teeth and claws were waving: "Where is the fire?"
"Miss, what's the matter with you, miss?" Zhu'er came in from outside with a water basin, and was startled when he saw this.
Opening her eyes, scorching sunlight came in from the open window, just shining on the little bed where she had just fallen asleep.
It turned out to be a dream, Nie Yunxi stretched and yawned: "It's all right, I had a dream, Zhu'er, what time is it now?"
"Miss! You can really sleep. It's almost noon. Zhu'er has never seen anyone who can sleep as well as you." Zhu'er shook his head helplessly and put down the basin, "You finally got up, Bamboo will wait for you to wash up!"
"Ah, I've been sleeping for so long!" Nie Yunxi squeezed her face, and smiled a little embarrassedly, "What did you just say, it's almost noon? Isn't that old man Nie Qianqiu coming to pick me up soon, oops Zhuer, why didn't you call me earlier? Hurry up, hurry up!"
"Miss! I yelled, but I couldn't wake you up. You slept like a head..." Suddenly realizing that I had said something wrong, I hurriedly fell silent.
"Like what? Finish!" Nie Yunxi leaned over, fiddled with the water in the basin, and sprinkled the water on Zhu'er to tease her, "Like a pig, don't you dare say I'm a pig!"
"Miss, Zhu'er is wrong, Zhu'er dare not!"
"Haha, don't run away, watch my Celestial Girl Sanhua Meteor Fist!"
After finally stopping, Nie Yunxi began to think about tidying herself up. After all, it was her first time entering the palace, so she had to dress decently.She looked around, the owner of this body was driven into the abandoned house by King Han, so she didn't have any belongings, but she did have a few clean clothes, such as those precious rouge powders, which were probably snatched away by her abominable sister .
However, fortunately, she was born beautiful, so she could dress up as a little beauty without relying on those things.
After a little tidying up, it was already noon, and the servant came to report that the carriage stopped outside.
Nie Yunxi patted his chest to calm himself down, don't be afraid, just think of going to a high-end restaurant for a big meal.
As soon as he went out, he ran into a friend.
Nie Yunyan was wearing a bright red long dress with layers of golden silk thread embroidered into large peony flowers, a golden hairpin on the complicated headdress, and a string of crystal clear pearl necklaces hanging on her smooth white neck , a pair of eyes carefully painted into a red phoenix, with blush on her face, her whole body exudes a sense of luxury.
"Yo, my sister wears such shabby clothes when she enters the palace, isn't she afraid of being laughed at? It seems that some people are really thick-skinned. They don't want face, and they are not afraid of losing face for father."
A word came out of her mouth, no matter how mean it was.
Nie Yunxi looked at this light green skirt embroidered with only a little floral flowers on her body. This skirt is not bad, fresh and elegant, so shabby!
She glanced at her, cleared her throat with a clear cough, and said a word in a calm manner: "Vulgar!"
"Some people, it's okay to be ugly, and the face is painted like a monkey's buttocks. Oh, I know, your makeup should be called monkey buttocks makeup, hahaha, I laughed so hard!"
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