my aunt is beautiful

Chapter 23: Big brother is on fire

The stunned woman in the driver's seat finally came to her senses, got out of the car and said, "Hey, who are you? Why did you smash my car. I'm going to call the police." She was also wearing a pair of oversized sunglasses, covering the Half of her face, but her delicacy and beauty can still be seen from the other half of her face.

"I smashed your car because I owe Bian, oh, if you want me to give you money, it's okay." Chen Chao said with a smile, "I almost knocked someone into the air, so I threw down 200 yuan. You should at least go to the hospital."

"She said she's fine, why are you so fierce? Tell me, how much do you want to pay?" The girl took out her wallet and ordered 2000 yuan: "[-] yuan." She suspected that this was a scene directed by two people, The only purpose is to blackmail.

The middle-aged woman stood up majestically, and said in fear: "My child, I'm fine, I'm really fine, let them go, my basket of eggs is worth tens of dollars at most. I'm fine, I'm fine, let them go .” She kept muttering.

Chen Chao shook his head, "I want you to apologize first."

The girl sneered and said, "I met someone pretending to be a madman to blackmail you. You and this old woman are in collusion. When my car arrives, you deliberately get in, pretend to be injured, and jointly blackmail you. Do you think I can't see it?"

Chen Chao sneered and said, "Seeing what you mean, are you planning to apologize?"

The girl said: "This is a deception by you all together, I will call the police immediately." She took out the phone, pressed a few numbers, and put it to her ear.Chen Chao already slapped his hands away, and the delicate mobile phone with the shiny pendant flashed through the air and landed a few meters away.The girl's sunglasses were tilted to one side, leaving bright red five finger marks on her face.

She caressed her face and widened her eyes and called, "Do you dare to hit me?"

"Not only will I beat you, but I will also fuck you. Grass." Chen Chao said angrily.

The girl's face turned pale, and she began to feel scared. She took a few steps back and said in a low voice, "Didn't you ask for money? I'll give you [-]?"

"Do you think I have no money? Damn it." Chen Chao became furious and cursed: "I want you to apologize, hurry up." The reason why he was so angry was because his mother died in a car accident that year, and she has not been found yet. The driver who caused the accident, that's why Chen Chao was so angry.

The girl saw that he was vicious, and his speech was extremely vulgar and obscene, with tears rolling in her eyes, she said, "I'll give you 50, that's all."

"I'll give you five slaps. If you have money, you can kill people. Damn, what kind of bird book are you reading?"

The girl had never been scolded by anyone before, she was ashamed and annoyed, forced by his momentum, hesitated for a while, the slap on her face was still hurting, and finally walked over to the woman and said: "I drive too fast, please You forgive me."

The middle-aged woman waved her hands again and again and said, "No, there's no need, let's go."

Chen Chao's anger slowly cooled down, and he said, "Driving carefully from now on." He snatched the bank card and handed it to the middle-aged couple without any explanation, and the woman wanted it anyway.Chen Chao scolded directly, the woman couldn't take over the 50 bank card

"Don't drive too fast in the future." Chen Chao glanced at this girl who was not much older than him. She was indeed a beauty, but her quality was too poor, so she didn't fall into Chen Chao's eyes.

On Chen Chao's territory, this girl can only make a compromise for her own safety.

"Your driver didn't die, it's just a broken rib." Chen Chao said nonchalantly and left slowly.

When Chen Chao just got home, he heard a piercing siren.

"Damn it, you even called the police to arrest me." Chen Chao became angry with that woman again, and made a phone call, "Check this license plate number for me."

Chen Chao took a cold shower after making the phone call, and then sat on the computer chair to play computer games. One of his favorite games is Pro Evolution Soccer 8.

Chen Chao played the game for more than an hour when his cell phone rang, "Hey, did you find it?"

"I found it. This car is currently in a repair shop. I've inquired about it. The woman who made this car just now is Dong Zhilin, the one who can sing very well. Brother, do you want to be a female star? That woman is very pretty. "

"Nonsense, no matter how good-looking a woman is, she's a piece of rubbish without education." Chen Chao scolded directly, and hung up the phone. Unexpectedly, the girl he hit just now was Dong Zhilin, who has recently become popular in the entertainment circle. It is said that this girl has been very popular recently, and she starred first A big movie with over [-] million yuan, and then won the Best Newcomer Award, held a concert in Hong Kong to a full house, and became a little queen for a while.

"I didn't expect such a famous singer and actor to be so good. Is it because he is a star?" Chen Chao was very puzzled. You must know that without the support of fans, everything is just a cloud.

In the evening, Chen Chao showed up at the nightclub on time. The proprietress Nalan Yue seemed to be in a bad mood, and she just nodded when she saw Chen Chaolai.As a man, Chen Chao still cares about women very much. Although this woman is dangerous, no, his man is dangerous, but he still bravely walked over, asked for a glass of wine with ice and handed it to Nalan Yue, and scanned it. In the nightclub, a group of demonized young people were singing and dancing vigorously, all of them released their youth hormones, and some men and women were already hugging each other and touching each other's bodies.

"Sister Yue, you seem to be in a bad mood." Chen Chao asked with a smile on his face, "Let my younger brother help you share the burden."

Nalanyue said to Chen Chao with a charming smile on her face: "Oh, you can use your little brother to share the burden." After a pause, he said seriously, "Sister Yue, I am very lonely, do you want us to go tonight? Open room? I pay the bill."

Chen Chao felt that if this Nalan Yue was an ordinary woman, she could not wait to get her, mainly because there was a certain awesome person behind her. If he did this, he didn't want to have a major obstacle in his youthful growth stage. Enemies stand in the way.

Chen Chao showed a low-key smile and said, "Sister Yue, stop joking. I'm only a virgin."

He said this very seriously and seriously.

Nalan Yue smiled tenderly, squinted her beautiful eyes, stroked Chen Chao's chin with her fingers, and said in a low voice: "I just like virgins, so I feel very fulfilled in bed."

Chen Chao felt that his blood was boiling, but he ordered himself to be calm, very calm, and don't fall for this woman's tricks.

"Don't be afraid, I will train you well." Nalan Yue seemed to be in a much happier mood, and said with a wink at Chen Chao.

Chen Chao gave a jolt, it seemed that he had better stay away from this woman, otherwise he would be eaten up uncontrollably, and said, "Sister Yue, I'm going to sing first."

Nalan Yue looked at Chen Chao fleeing in despair with a bright smile on her face. This Chen Chao reminded her of many stories from her childhood. It was a long time ago. Now she seemed to wake up suddenly. Maybe she started to slowly recover. You're getting old, otherwise why would you like joking with Chen Chao so much.

After Chen Chao sang "Three Kingdoms Killing", he went home and waited for his aunt to get off work.

After 12 o'clock, Lin Nishang came back, saw Chen Chaowo watching TV on the sofa, and asked suspiciously, "This is strange, why didn't you sleep?"

Chen Chao showed a big boy's smiling face, narrowed his narrow eyes and said, "Auntie, I'm waiting for you to come back and take a bath with you."

Lin Nishang directly gave this kid a big chestnut, hooligan, big hooligan. "Boy, wait a few years if you want to take a bath with me."

Chen Chao sniffled his nose and wept deliberately: "Auntie, you are too cruel, you often helped me bathe when I was young, don't stop bathing me just because I grow up now!" He said and pulled Lin Nishang to sit down , Chen Chao smelled the alluring fragrance, and smiled evilly: "Did you miss me?"

Lin Nishang looked at Chen Chao's evil and profane eyes, and immediately understood in his heart that this guy was going to be evil again, and a carp struggled out: "If you want to eat my aunt's tofu, in your next life."

Chen Chao looked at such a beautiful goblin running out of his palm, feeling very depressed, and smiled sadly: "Auntie, come and hug me."

"I'm going to take a shower and then go to bed. You, go to bed early. The final exam is coming soon." Lin Nishang said and went to take a bath in her bedroom. In order to prevent Chen Chao, a birdman, from going to see her take a bath, she locked the door behind her.

Chen Chao has the urge to peep, but the door is locked behind him and he is dumbfounded. He has the key to his aunt's room, but he can't get in if it is locked behind him.

Chen Chao touched his chin, feeling extremely hurt: "It seems that I will sleep alone again tonight."

After taking a shower, seeing that it was getting faster, I checked my phone, and there was a text message, and I immediately showed an obscene smile.It was sent by Ning Xiaoran. In fact, Chen Chao could hook up with Ning Xiaoran soon, but it was just a little short of time. This time is very important and terribly important. Chen Chaozheng was thinking about what would impress Ning Xiaoran, and then he ate it. Of course, this is also edible after the final exam.Although the two have a "very buddy" relationship, Chen Chao is still a little impulsive towards Ning Xiaoran.After all, she is also a big girl, with good looks and good figure.

Chen Chao, the extremely sullen birdman, sent back a message to Ning Xiaoran: A truck driver took his pet, a parrot, to transport a truckload of hens. The truck driver was feeling lonely all the way, when suddenly a young girl waved on the side of the road. The driver readily agreed to take a ride, but the driver groped dishonestly on the way, and the girl was furious. The driver threatened: "Are you allowed to be touched or not? If you don't let me touch you, just get off." The girl then got out of the car, and the driver had nowhere to vent his anger. Throw the parrot into the back compartment.On the way, the driver suddenly found that the hens in the car behind jumped out of the car one after another. It was very strange, so he stopped to check what happened. At this time, there was only one hen and the pet parrot left in the car. Do you want to touch it? If you don’t want to touch it, go down.”

Finally, add a sentence: Xiaoran, let me touch it?Then press send.

After 3 minutes, I got a message from Ning Xiaoran, and Chen Chao read it depressed - boy, you are going to die, my aunt is a big villain.

Chen Chao feels that he is quite a failure, although Ning Xiaoran is an underground "lover", but he has not developed to the point where Chen Chao can touch wherever he wants, the greatest extent is to hold hands.Chen Chao is very persevering, he doesn't believe that a handsome young man like him can't handle this woman.

The messages from Chen Chao and Ning Xiaoran come and go, it’s so lively, Chen Chao is a thoroughly gentle hooligan, his text messages are all with dirty jokes, unlike Ning Xiaoran’s, who say that one is the other. , There is no metaphor, parallelism, personification rhetoric.In the end, the two fought until dawn. Chen Chao took another cold shower in good spirits, then got up and simply did a hundred push-ups in the room. A boring poem.Any poem that is full of righteousness and strong masculinity is turned into a sluggish sound by his mouth. There are countless poems from all over the world that have been trampled by him.