Zhou Chen really felt like crying now. He thought he had caught the weakest person, but who knew that he still lost so badly. It can be said that the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.
Zhou Chen walked up to Lan Sisi helplessly, and said, "Platoon leader, I, I lost too!"
Lan Sisi took off her hat, grabbed her short hair vigorously, and said a little frantically, "I, I don't believe that we have so many female soldiers that we can't even win a single round. Heh heh, our main force is still weak." Didn't participate in the battle, it was just a warm-up match just now, the fourth round was a 2000-meter weight-bearing race, and our side was played by Battalion Commander Wu..."
As soon as she said these words, the audience fell silent instantly.
Wu Tianhu looked at Lan Sisi and the other female soldiers happily just now, and wanted to see how long they could last, but he didn't expect such a huge change in the matter, so he couldn't help being stunned on the spot, his mind went blank, enough After more than half a minute, he pointed to his nose and said in confusion: "Lan Sisi, you, are you talking about me? Did I hear you right? Isn't it the challenge between you female soldiers and them?" ? What does it have to do with me?"
Lin Feng couldn't help but shook his head again and again, "Lan Sisi, it's enough for you to mess around, how can you bring the battalion commander in? It's too messy, you should find your own team members to participate in the competition, if you really No, you just admit defeat, anyway, you have already lost three games, and it is impossible to make a comeback!"
But Lan Sisi walked up to Wu Tianhu and Lin Feng with a serious face, and said loudly, "But I just want to ask a question!"
"What?" Wu Tianhu and Lin Feng said in unison.
"Are you a member of our Iron Fist Battalion?" Lan Sisi asked loudly.
"Of course we are members of the Iron Fist Battalion!" Both of them said in unison.
"That's right? The Iron Fist Battalion is not only us female soldiers, but also you male soldiers. Now we female soldiers have participated in three consecutive games. Don't you have so many male soldiers, you still have the heart to watch Do nothing?" Lan Sisi said confidently, "This is a fight for the honor of our Iron Fist Battalion, are you willing to give up?"
Wu Tianhu and Lin Feng had three black lines on their foreheads instantly, and their faces twitched violently several times.
Lan Sisi's high hat is too powerful, right?Obviously she was the one who insisted on competing with them, why did she bring in the entire Iron Fist battalion now?This is simply unreasonable.
"Platoon Leader Lan, you are wrong. If you hadn't challenged others, how could you have done this? Battalion Commander Wu is the battalion commander, how can he participate in the competition casually?" Lin Feng said a little displeased.
"This is the glory of our Iron Fist Battalion. If you don't want to participate, that's fine. Then I'll say that it was you male soldiers who dragged us back, which made us lose this time!" Although Lan Sisi was a female The platoon leader in the army is also a woman after all, so when she is unreasonable, she is also very tough.
"You, are you making trouble for no reason..." Lin Feng couldn't speak out because of her words.
"Old Lin, if a woman can reason, then she is not a woman. Anyway, friendship comes first and competition comes second." Wu Tianhu patted Lin Feng on the shoulder and said with a smile on his face, "Besides, I just watched their competition so intense , I also feel itchy and uncomfortable all over, and I want to move around. Just do as she said, and I will play the fourth game!"
"Old Wu, why are you messing around with her? You are the battalion commander!" Lin Feng also broke down a bit.
"What's wrong with the battalion commander? The battalion commander is also a human being," Wu Tianhu said nonchalantly, "and what Lan Sisi said is not bad. After all, they represent our Iron Fist Battalion. If they lose too badly, we will lose face. So this battle not only represents them, but also represents us, so I have to participate," he said here, raised his head, looked at Pang Xuan, and said with a smile, "Mr. Pang, I am participating in a competition. May I?"
Pang Xuan patted his head lightly, and said helplessly: "It's just a friendly match, it doesn't matter!"
Wu Tianhu smiled triumphantly: "Then this race is too easy, isn't it just a 2000-meter weight-bearing race? I can definitely kill you in seconds, this, who shall I choose as my opponent? This, this, is you... ..." He pondered for a moment, and finally pointed at Ye Fan, with an expression of winning.
Ye Fan was stunned immediately, and the others were also stunned.
Ye Fan really has a feeling of collapse now.
Obviously, he has been very low-key, and he hardly even said anything, so why do these people choose themselves?It was just a coincidence that Zhou Chen chose him just now, so is it also a coincidence that Wu Tianhu chose himself this time?Doesn't this mean that one's luck is really good?
"Ouch, ouch, my stomach can't take it anymore, I'm going to the toilet, where is your toilet?" Ye Fan suddenly yelled in pain, clutching his stomach.
Three black lines appeared on Wu Tianhu's forehead, and the corners of his mouth twitched several times.
This guy's acting skills are too bad, right?
You didn't go to the toilet just now, you didn't go to the toilet before, I just picked it up, you go to the toilet right away, do you think I'm an idiot?
Wu Tianhu said loudly to a soldier next to him: "Since this friend has a stomachache, then you..."
"Do you want to take me to the bathroom?" Ye Fan asked expectantly.
"Then go and find him a pair of pants. If he pulls them into the pants, we will compensate him with a pair of pants. Although our Iron Fist Camp is not very rich, we can still pay for a pair of pants. If not, we will compensate him. He has ten, twenty!" Wu Tianhu said brazenly, and gave Ye Fan a few provocative glances.
"Yes, platoon leader!" the soldier replied loudly.
Ye Fan sat on the beach with a helpless face, waved his fist indignantly, and said loudly: "I said Commander Wu, what are you doing? I just came here to make soy sauce, why did you choose me? Anyway I have already won a game just now, proving that I am a warrior and qualified to stay on Meteor Island, that is enough, so I will not participate in this game, even if you kill me, I will not participate!"
Wu Tianhu smiled and said immediately: "Why do you think that the more I look at you, the more I feel that you are not simple? You keep saying that you are soy sauce, but in fact you can have such a fast running speed, just like a meteor rocket. Don't tell me you have hidden Don’t reveal, you want to give us a surprise attack?”
"That's right, I just want to make a surprise attack," Ye Fan smiled sinisterly, "My task is to get all the beauties in your battalion, and then take them away by ship, so that you male soldiers I can only eat cucumbers every day!"
"It's really insidious enough!" Wu Tianhu stretched out his thumb and praised repeatedly.
"Thank you!" Ye Fan also smiled politely.
"But if you compete with me, I can give you some valuable information, such as our blue platoon leader's hobbies, bust and waist, home address, phone number, etc. Saying it is very helpful, and it is easy for me to grasp this information!" Wu Tianhu sold all the female soldiers in his hands in an instant in order to be able to compete with the opponent.
"Captain Wu, you, you are too shameless!" Lan Sisi said angrily, her cheeks flushed.
Wu Tianhu waved his hands indifferently, and said, "Platoon Leader Lan, you don't understand. I'm just giving him some lures. Do you think he can beat me? I'm from our Iron Fist Battalion. The man with the strongest strength. Look at his skinny figure. He doesn't even have any flesh, and his footsteps are sloppy. It's obviously a manifestation of excessive indulgence. I really don't know his running speed for such a man. How could he be so fast, but I think he only has such a little ability. Wanting to beat me in the 2000-meter weight-bearing run is simply a daydream, so you can rest assured!"
"But I always feel that you will lose, Battalion Commander Wu!" Lan Sisi said a little nervously.
Wu Tianhu patted his chest, and roared twice deliberately, saying: "I will lose? Unless the sun comes out from the west," he then blinked at Ye Fan twice, putting on a very cute and cute expression "How is it? Little brother, if you can defeat me, I will give you a lot of Lan Sisi's information. You must know that there are definitely not a few male soldiers in our Iron Fist camp who have a crush on her. I guess At least there are more than 100 people."
Ye Fan swallowed hard, glanced at Lan Sisi, and found that Lan Sisi was staring at him angrily, couldn't help but took a deep breath, and said: "Actually, I am a very kind person, since you use Beauty comes to tempt me, so I have no choice but to obey!"
"That's right, man, what are you afraid of if you lose? But don't worry, even if you lose, I won't embarrass you too much, I will only let you lose a little bit." Wu Tianhu put on a trick A gesture of success.
Ye Fan stood up slowly, looked at Wu Tianhu, and couldn't help laughing bitterly.
Your own soles are vain?This is indeed excess.
Thinking about how Luan Qingwu, Meng Xuexian, Mo Yuhan, Momoi Katsumi, and Momoi Yumi took turns to fight before I came here, torturing me for hours and almost draining me dry.But how could he be like other men?If it were any other man, I'm afraid he wouldn't even be able to get out of bed now, but what about me?After absorbing part of the yin energy in their bodies, my internal strength has been raised to another level, and this is the biggest difference.
Wu Tianhu wants to defeat himself?This is no different from masochism.
Although Ye Fan wanted to keep a low profile and didn't want to participate in this kind of competition, but if his performance was too special, it would attract the attention of these people, and he couldn't lose in such a competition, because if he lost, it would also attract their attention. With the identities of people like myself out there, if you can't even win a game, that is the most suspicious place.
Wu Tianhu glanced at Lan Sisi and said, "Platoon Leader Lan, you go and get ready. We don't need to carry too much weight. Forty kilograms is enough. In fact, I usually carry [-] kilograms during training. Just exercise a little this time." His last words were addressed to Ye Fan.
"Just do what you say!" Ye Fan shrugged helplessly.
!!
Zhou Chen walked up to Lan Sisi helplessly, and said, "Platoon leader, I, I lost too!"
Lan Sisi took off her hat, grabbed her short hair vigorously, and said a little frantically, "I, I don't believe that we have so many female soldiers that we can't even win a single round. Heh heh, our main force is still weak." Didn't participate in the battle, it was just a warm-up match just now, the fourth round was a 2000-meter weight-bearing race, and our side was played by Battalion Commander Wu..."
As soon as she said these words, the audience fell silent instantly.
Wu Tianhu looked at Lan Sisi and the other female soldiers happily just now, and wanted to see how long they could last, but he didn't expect such a huge change in the matter, so he couldn't help being stunned on the spot, his mind went blank, enough After more than half a minute, he pointed to his nose and said in confusion: "Lan Sisi, you, are you talking about me? Did I hear you right? Isn't it the challenge between you female soldiers and them?" ? What does it have to do with me?"
Lin Feng couldn't help but shook his head again and again, "Lan Sisi, it's enough for you to mess around, how can you bring the battalion commander in? It's too messy, you should find your own team members to participate in the competition, if you really No, you just admit defeat, anyway, you have already lost three games, and it is impossible to make a comeback!"
But Lan Sisi walked up to Wu Tianhu and Lin Feng with a serious face, and said loudly, "But I just want to ask a question!"
"What?" Wu Tianhu and Lin Feng said in unison.
"Are you a member of our Iron Fist Battalion?" Lan Sisi asked loudly.
"Of course we are members of the Iron Fist Battalion!" Both of them said in unison.
"That's right? The Iron Fist Battalion is not only us female soldiers, but also you male soldiers. Now we female soldiers have participated in three consecutive games. Don't you have so many male soldiers, you still have the heart to watch Do nothing?" Lan Sisi said confidently, "This is a fight for the honor of our Iron Fist Battalion, are you willing to give up?"
Wu Tianhu and Lin Feng had three black lines on their foreheads instantly, and their faces twitched violently several times.
Lan Sisi's high hat is too powerful, right?Obviously she was the one who insisted on competing with them, why did she bring in the entire Iron Fist battalion now?This is simply unreasonable.
"Platoon Leader Lan, you are wrong. If you hadn't challenged others, how could you have done this? Battalion Commander Wu is the battalion commander, how can he participate in the competition casually?" Lin Feng said a little displeased.
"This is the glory of our Iron Fist Battalion. If you don't want to participate, that's fine. Then I'll say that it was you male soldiers who dragged us back, which made us lose this time!" Although Lan Sisi was a female The platoon leader in the army is also a woman after all, so when she is unreasonable, she is also very tough.
"You, are you making trouble for no reason..." Lin Feng couldn't speak out because of her words.
"Old Lin, if a woman can reason, then she is not a woman. Anyway, friendship comes first and competition comes second." Wu Tianhu patted Lin Feng on the shoulder and said with a smile on his face, "Besides, I just watched their competition so intense , I also feel itchy and uncomfortable all over, and I want to move around. Just do as she said, and I will play the fourth game!"
"Old Wu, why are you messing around with her? You are the battalion commander!" Lin Feng also broke down a bit.
"What's wrong with the battalion commander? The battalion commander is also a human being," Wu Tianhu said nonchalantly, "and what Lan Sisi said is not bad. After all, they represent our Iron Fist Battalion. If they lose too badly, we will lose face. So this battle not only represents them, but also represents us, so I have to participate," he said here, raised his head, looked at Pang Xuan, and said with a smile, "Mr. Pang, I am participating in a competition. May I?"
Pang Xuan patted his head lightly, and said helplessly: "It's just a friendly match, it doesn't matter!"
Wu Tianhu smiled triumphantly: "Then this race is too easy, isn't it just a 2000-meter weight-bearing race? I can definitely kill you in seconds, this, who shall I choose as my opponent? This, this, is you... ..." He pondered for a moment, and finally pointed at Ye Fan, with an expression of winning.
Ye Fan was stunned immediately, and the others were also stunned.
Ye Fan really has a feeling of collapse now.
Obviously, he has been very low-key, and he hardly even said anything, so why do these people choose themselves?It was just a coincidence that Zhou Chen chose him just now, so is it also a coincidence that Wu Tianhu chose himself this time?Doesn't this mean that one's luck is really good?
"Ouch, ouch, my stomach can't take it anymore, I'm going to the toilet, where is your toilet?" Ye Fan suddenly yelled in pain, clutching his stomach.
Three black lines appeared on Wu Tianhu's forehead, and the corners of his mouth twitched several times.
This guy's acting skills are too bad, right?
You didn't go to the toilet just now, you didn't go to the toilet before, I just picked it up, you go to the toilet right away, do you think I'm an idiot?
Wu Tianhu said loudly to a soldier next to him: "Since this friend has a stomachache, then you..."
"Do you want to take me to the bathroom?" Ye Fan asked expectantly.
"Then go and find him a pair of pants. If he pulls them into the pants, we will compensate him with a pair of pants. Although our Iron Fist Camp is not very rich, we can still pay for a pair of pants. If not, we will compensate him. He has ten, twenty!" Wu Tianhu said brazenly, and gave Ye Fan a few provocative glances.
"Yes, platoon leader!" the soldier replied loudly.
Ye Fan sat on the beach with a helpless face, waved his fist indignantly, and said loudly: "I said Commander Wu, what are you doing? I just came here to make soy sauce, why did you choose me? Anyway I have already won a game just now, proving that I am a warrior and qualified to stay on Meteor Island, that is enough, so I will not participate in this game, even if you kill me, I will not participate!"
Wu Tianhu smiled and said immediately: "Why do you think that the more I look at you, the more I feel that you are not simple? You keep saying that you are soy sauce, but in fact you can have such a fast running speed, just like a meteor rocket. Don't tell me you have hidden Don’t reveal, you want to give us a surprise attack?”
"That's right, I just want to make a surprise attack," Ye Fan smiled sinisterly, "My task is to get all the beauties in your battalion, and then take them away by ship, so that you male soldiers I can only eat cucumbers every day!"
"It's really insidious enough!" Wu Tianhu stretched out his thumb and praised repeatedly.
"Thank you!" Ye Fan also smiled politely.
"But if you compete with me, I can give you some valuable information, such as our blue platoon leader's hobbies, bust and waist, home address, phone number, etc. Saying it is very helpful, and it is easy for me to grasp this information!" Wu Tianhu sold all the female soldiers in his hands in an instant in order to be able to compete with the opponent.
"Captain Wu, you, you are too shameless!" Lan Sisi said angrily, her cheeks flushed.
Wu Tianhu waved his hands indifferently, and said, "Platoon Leader Lan, you don't understand. I'm just giving him some lures. Do you think he can beat me? I'm from our Iron Fist Battalion. The man with the strongest strength. Look at his skinny figure. He doesn't even have any flesh, and his footsteps are sloppy. It's obviously a manifestation of excessive indulgence. I really don't know his running speed for such a man. How could he be so fast, but I think he only has such a little ability. Wanting to beat me in the 2000-meter weight-bearing run is simply a daydream, so you can rest assured!"
"But I always feel that you will lose, Battalion Commander Wu!" Lan Sisi said a little nervously.
Wu Tianhu patted his chest, and roared twice deliberately, saying: "I will lose? Unless the sun comes out from the west," he then blinked at Ye Fan twice, putting on a very cute and cute expression "How is it? Little brother, if you can defeat me, I will give you a lot of Lan Sisi's information. You must know that there are definitely not a few male soldiers in our Iron Fist camp who have a crush on her. I guess At least there are more than 100 people."
Ye Fan swallowed hard, glanced at Lan Sisi, and found that Lan Sisi was staring at him angrily, couldn't help but took a deep breath, and said: "Actually, I am a very kind person, since you use Beauty comes to tempt me, so I have no choice but to obey!"
"That's right, man, what are you afraid of if you lose? But don't worry, even if you lose, I won't embarrass you too much, I will only let you lose a little bit." Wu Tianhu put on a trick A gesture of success.
Ye Fan stood up slowly, looked at Wu Tianhu, and couldn't help laughing bitterly.
Your own soles are vain?This is indeed excess.
Thinking about how Luan Qingwu, Meng Xuexian, Mo Yuhan, Momoi Katsumi, and Momoi Yumi took turns to fight before I came here, torturing me for hours and almost draining me dry.But how could he be like other men?If it were any other man, I'm afraid he wouldn't even be able to get out of bed now, but what about me?After absorbing part of the yin energy in their bodies, my internal strength has been raised to another level, and this is the biggest difference.
Wu Tianhu wants to defeat himself?This is no different from masochism.
Although Ye Fan wanted to keep a low profile and didn't want to participate in this kind of competition, but if his performance was too special, it would attract the attention of these people, and he couldn't lose in such a competition, because if he lost, it would also attract their attention. With the identities of people like myself out there, if you can't even win a game, that is the most suspicious place.
Wu Tianhu glanced at Lan Sisi and said, "Platoon Leader Lan, you go and get ready. We don't need to carry too much weight. Forty kilograms is enough. In fact, I usually carry [-] kilograms during training. Just exercise a little this time." His last words were addressed to Ye Fan.
"Just do what you say!" Ye Fan shrugged helplessly.
!!
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