Zhou Changxin felt that his heart could barely beat.
He has lived for decades, and this is the first time he has encountered such a thing. It is really surprising, unexpected, and nonsense.
If it wasn't for the facts right in front of him, he would definitely think that any junior talking nonsense in front of him would make him happy, and this phenomenon is very familiar to many Chinese people, that is, the teleportation in martial arts novels Skill, who would have thought that this scene would appear in reality?
After Zhou Changxin thought of this, he couldn't help but raised his head and laughed loudly, patted his chest, and laughed loudly at Lu Nan like an old urchin: "I said Lu Nan boy, weren't you very arrogant and powerful just now? Why are you so weak now? Just you, a bastard, I’m one hundred people who don’t want to marry my granddaughter to you, come on, come on, I’ll let you kick me again, look at you poor kid , is it because you can’t eat every day that you are so weak?”
Lu Nan was so angry at Zhou Changxin's words that he almost vomited blood on the spot.
This old guy is really disgusting.
How could Lu Nan himself look like someone who can't get enough to eat?This is simply a naked slap in the face.
In fact, Lu Nan couldn't figure it out in his heart, why did he kick the old man twice in a row just now, but it turned out to be like kicking on an iron plate?The other party has not practiced the above kung fu, and there is no iron plate hidden in his arms. Could it be that he really picked up too many girls and ended up playing himself off, so this happened?That's just bullshit.
I just pick up too many girls, so I can't even handle an old man, right?
Lu Nan thought about it for two or three minutes, but he couldn't think of a reason. Anyway, he felt that the old man Zhou Changxin must be cheating somewhere, and wanted to tease himself again.When he thought of this, he hurriedly stood up, moved his right foot a little, and felt that the soreness just eased a little bit, he gritted his teeth tightly, and said loudly: "Old man Zhou, don't be arrogant, just now It was grandpa who saw that you were not young and deliberately let you go, do you really think grandpa dare not hurt you?"
"Then you come here and let my old man see how powerful you really are," Zhou Changxin said with a playful smile, "If you can really knock me down, it means that you young man has good physical fitness. I will remarry my granddaughter to you, but if you can't even beat me, an old man, it can only show that you are a silver gun and wax head with a strong outside and a weak gun, and my granddaughter can't marry you no matter what !"
"Hmph, she's that bitch? I don't want it!" Lu Nan said angrily when he thought of Zhuo Miaomiao cuckolding him.I have picked up countless girls by myself, and it is usually for playing with others. How can there be any reason for others to bully me?This made him suffocate all the time, and he had no place to vent.
"Lu Nan, I, even if I die, I will not marry you!" Zhuo Miaomiao also said angrily.
Zhou Changxin shrugged his shoulders slightly, and said with a smile: "If you don't want to marry her, then forget it and pretend I didn't say it!"
Lu Nan took a deep breath, and then quickly rushed towards Zhou Changxin, but when he was only two or three meters away from him, he suddenly stopped, glanced at him carefully, and suddenly raised his left foot, Sweeping towards the opponent's calf fiercely.
Zhou Changxin's face changed slightly, and he lost his voice: "You, you are really treacherous!"
"Oh!"
"Crack!"
Before Zhou Changxin could say this, he heard a muffled sound from his calf, followed by the sound of a broken bone. He looked down, only to find that Lu Nan was already holding his left leg with both hands. The living screamed, and strands of blood flowed out of his trousers and dripped onto the ground.He said with a look of surprise: "Well, what's going on here? Could it be that your left leg is broken?"
Lu Nan is really hurt and angry now, he can't even speak.
It can be said that he used [-]% of his strength this time. He wanted to give this Zhou Changxin a little color. Who knew that his left leg was broken, and it was twisted into a weird posture, almost like a "Z" He has a feeling of pain.After hearing the other party's words now, he was so angry that he almost fainted.
This is simply a naked provocation!
"Old man Zhou, you, you bastard, you, you did it on purpose!" Lu Nan said intermittently.
"Did I do it on purpose? Where did I do it on purpose?" Zhou Changxin didn't expect that Ye Fan would impart an inner strength to himself, and it would be so perverted that it broke Lu Nan's left leg. sharp.He suddenly smiled and said, "Look at my two legs, they are the same as other people's legs, and I didn't hide any iron plates or the like. Why did your legs break off? It's obvious that you don't usually look good. When you eat, you know how to pick up girls, but at a young age, it leads to osteoporosis. This is because you are young now, and there is no major problem, but after 40 years old, you may not be able to get out of bed. Tsk tsk, young people now People’s physical fitness is too poor, right? Not as good as us old men, alas, this is the result of lack of exercise.” In order to prove his innocence, he rolled up both trouser legs, revealing two The shriveled, hairy calf didn't hide anything.
Gu Taixi didn't know why, so he bent down immediately, patted Zhou Changxin's two calves lightly, and said in surprise: "Hey, it seems to be no different from our calves, how could his left leg be broken? Okay Strange!"
"I've already said that young people today have never suffered or exercised regularly, so how can they be in good health?" Zhou Changxin deliberately nonsense, "Look at us back then, we had to work in the fields every day. If you can't finish your work, you are not allowed to eat. It is not easy to wait until the meal time, and the food is not so good. It is very good to be able to eat big white steamed buns. If you eat a meal of dumplings, you will be happier than the New Year. I remember when I ate dumplings that year, I ate 87 of them by myself, and it almost killed me, can my child do it now?"
Gu Taixi rolled his eyes, and said, "I know you're an idiot, so don't brag about yourself like this!"
Now Zhuo Miaomiao couldn't help but looked her grandfather up and down a few times, and said with some surprise: "Grandpa, you, are you really my grandfather? You, how can you be so powerful? This, this is really incredible! "
Zhou Changxin gave her a very speechless look, and said: "I am not your grandfather who is? I have already told you that it is not that I am too strong, but that he is too weak. If you say you are looking for a boyfriend, just find a boyfriend. Why did you find such a weak one? When I saw him standing there just now, I felt that this kid was really not healthy. Now he kicked me three times, but he broke his left leg instead. You said his body To what extent is it worthless? If you marry him, what will happen to your sexual happiness in the rest of your life? If you can't hold on for three seconds each time, should I hug my grandson?"
Zhuo Miaomiao didn't expect her grandfather to speak so bluntly, she was so ashamed that she wanted to find a hole to get in, and said with some embarrassment: "Grandpa, you, what nonsense are you talking about? Who said you are going to marry him? He is a bastard scum It's only because I was blind that I fell in love with him, but now I finally understand that he is a wolf in sheep's clothing."
"That's right. He's a wolf in sheep's clothing, and he will deceive you little girls. Fortunately, I saw through it at a glance this time. Otherwise, you will definitely suffer!" Zhou Changxin nodded repeatedly.
Zhuo Miaomiao saw her grandfather constantly showing off her achievements, as if he was the biggest contributor, she couldn't help rolling her eyes, and whispered: "Grandpa, I know you are very powerful, but I can assure you that his strength is definitely not weak. It's not the kind of weak person you mentioned. After all, he is a master in taekwondo, and he can single out four or five ordinary people. How you broke his bone is a little unknown!"
Zhou Changxin, on the other hand, chuckled: "I didn't expect you to see it."
"Grandpa, he and I are in the same taekwondo gym. Don't I know how much he weighs? And you are my grandfather. Don't I know how much you weigh? Don't act here. Already!" Zhuo Miaomiao said helplessly.
"Ahem..." Zhou Changxin was exposed by his granddaughter, and explained in a low voice with some embarrassment, "I didn't know that I was so good. I couldn't help but want to show off just now. I didn't expect Brother Ye to be so powerful." Great, let me finally see the highest level of real medical skills, the things I learned before are too superficial!"
"It's him again?" Zhuo Miaomiao asked with a look of astonishment.
"Who is it?" Zhou Changxin secretly laughed twice, and then briefly described what happened just now.
Zhuo Miaomiao looked at her grandfather in shock, and said in disbelief: "Grandpa, you, have you read too many martial arts novels? This, how is this possible? This is simply impossible!"
"I thought it was impossible just now, but the facts are in front of me, so I can't believe it," Zhou Changxin shrugged his shoulders slightly, and said helplessly, "Besides, if it wasn't like this, how could I continue to believe it?" You won this Lu Nan and broke his left leg?"
Zhuo Miaomiao naturally knew that there was no iron plate hidden in her grandfather's lower abdomen and lower legs, and if it was normal, just Lu Nan's kick could indeed break anyone's lower leg bone, but the current situation is just the opposite. His own left leg was broken. Could it be that the young man really passed his inner strength into his grandfather's body, protecting his lower abdomen and lower leg?This is too fantasy, too unscientific, right?
Not to mention Zhuo Miaomiao, even Gu Mengmeng and Gan Zhiyong looked at Zhou Changxin in surprise, as if seeing a thousand-year-old monster.If Gu Mengmeng didn't know Zhou Changxin and often came to visit, she would really think that the other party was a martial arts master stronger than Jet Li and Donnie Yen, but she also knew that the other party was a medical professional just like her grandfather. Senior, how could there be such powerful legs and lower abdomen?It's just super invincible Ultraman.
"Mengmeng, do you think this old man Zhou is a master of Qigong? I want to learn two moves from him!" Gan Zhiyong swallowed hard, thinking of Zhou Changxin's arrogant aura just now, he was really envious.
"Qigong? I haven't heard of it. Could it be that he just learned it? But, isn't the speed too fast? I haven't heard that he knows Qigong a few days ago. Could it be the accelerated version?" Gu Mengmeng was also a little confused. Messy.
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He has lived for decades, and this is the first time he has encountered such a thing. It is really surprising, unexpected, and nonsense.
If it wasn't for the facts right in front of him, he would definitely think that any junior talking nonsense in front of him would make him happy, and this phenomenon is very familiar to many Chinese people, that is, the teleportation in martial arts novels Skill, who would have thought that this scene would appear in reality?
After Zhou Changxin thought of this, he couldn't help but raised his head and laughed loudly, patted his chest, and laughed loudly at Lu Nan like an old urchin: "I said Lu Nan boy, weren't you very arrogant and powerful just now? Why are you so weak now? Just you, a bastard, I’m one hundred people who don’t want to marry my granddaughter to you, come on, come on, I’ll let you kick me again, look at you poor kid , is it because you can’t eat every day that you are so weak?”
Lu Nan was so angry at Zhou Changxin's words that he almost vomited blood on the spot.
This old guy is really disgusting.
How could Lu Nan himself look like someone who can't get enough to eat?This is simply a naked slap in the face.
In fact, Lu Nan couldn't figure it out in his heart, why did he kick the old man twice in a row just now, but it turned out to be like kicking on an iron plate?The other party has not practiced the above kung fu, and there is no iron plate hidden in his arms. Could it be that he really picked up too many girls and ended up playing himself off, so this happened?That's just bullshit.
I just pick up too many girls, so I can't even handle an old man, right?
Lu Nan thought about it for two or three minutes, but he couldn't think of a reason. Anyway, he felt that the old man Zhou Changxin must be cheating somewhere, and wanted to tease himself again.When he thought of this, he hurriedly stood up, moved his right foot a little, and felt that the soreness just eased a little bit, he gritted his teeth tightly, and said loudly: "Old man Zhou, don't be arrogant, just now It was grandpa who saw that you were not young and deliberately let you go, do you really think grandpa dare not hurt you?"
"Then you come here and let my old man see how powerful you really are," Zhou Changxin said with a playful smile, "If you can really knock me down, it means that you young man has good physical fitness. I will remarry my granddaughter to you, but if you can't even beat me, an old man, it can only show that you are a silver gun and wax head with a strong outside and a weak gun, and my granddaughter can't marry you no matter what !"
"Hmph, she's that bitch? I don't want it!" Lu Nan said angrily when he thought of Zhuo Miaomiao cuckolding him.I have picked up countless girls by myself, and it is usually for playing with others. How can there be any reason for others to bully me?This made him suffocate all the time, and he had no place to vent.
"Lu Nan, I, even if I die, I will not marry you!" Zhuo Miaomiao also said angrily.
Zhou Changxin shrugged his shoulders slightly, and said with a smile: "If you don't want to marry her, then forget it and pretend I didn't say it!"
Lu Nan took a deep breath, and then quickly rushed towards Zhou Changxin, but when he was only two or three meters away from him, he suddenly stopped, glanced at him carefully, and suddenly raised his left foot, Sweeping towards the opponent's calf fiercely.
Zhou Changxin's face changed slightly, and he lost his voice: "You, you are really treacherous!"
"Oh!"
"Crack!"
Before Zhou Changxin could say this, he heard a muffled sound from his calf, followed by the sound of a broken bone. He looked down, only to find that Lu Nan was already holding his left leg with both hands. The living screamed, and strands of blood flowed out of his trousers and dripped onto the ground.He said with a look of surprise: "Well, what's going on here? Could it be that your left leg is broken?"
Lu Nan is really hurt and angry now, he can't even speak.
It can be said that he used [-]% of his strength this time. He wanted to give this Zhou Changxin a little color. Who knew that his left leg was broken, and it was twisted into a weird posture, almost like a "Z" He has a feeling of pain.After hearing the other party's words now, he was so angry that he almost fainted.
This is simply a naked provocation!
"Old man Zhou, you, you bastard, you, you did it on purpose!" Lu Nan said intermittently.
"Did I do it on purpose? Where did I do it on purpose?" Zhou Changxin didn't expect that Ye Fan would impart an inner strength to himself, and it would be so perverted that it broke Lu Nan's left leg. sharp.He suddenly smiled and said, "Look at my two legs, they are the same as other people's legs, and I didn't hide any iron plates or the like. Why did your legs break off? It's obvious that you don't usually look good. When you eat, you know how to pick up girls, but at a young age, it leads to osteoporosis. This is because you are young now, and there is no major problem, but after 40 years old, you may not be able to get out of bed. Tsk tsk, young people now People’s physical fitness is too poor, right? Not as good as us old men, alas, this is the result of lack of exercise.” In order to prove his innocence, he rolled up both trouser legs, revealing two The shriveled, hairy calf didn't hide anything.
Gu Taixi didn't know why, so he bent down immediately, patted Zhou Changxin's two calves lightly, and said in surprise: "Hey, it seems to be no different from our calves, how could his left leg be broken? Okay Strange!"
"I've already said that young people today have never suffered or exercised regularly, so how can they be in good health?" Zhou Changxin deliberately nonsense, "Look at us back then, we had to work in the fields every day. If you can't finish your work, you are not allowed to eat. It is not easy to wait until the meal time, and the food is not so good. It is very good to be able to eat big white steamed buns. If you eat a meal of dumplings, you will be happier than the New Year. I remember when I ate dumplings that year, I ate 87 of them by myself, and it almost killed me, can my child do it now?"
Gu Taixi rolled his eyes, and said, "I know you're an idiot, so don't brag about yourself like this!"
Now Zhuo Miaomiao couldn't help but looked her grandfather up and down a few times, and said with some surprise: "Grandpa, you, are you really my grandfather? You, how can you be so powerful? This, this is really incredible! "
Zhou Changxin gave her a very speechless look, and said: "I am not your grandfather who is? I have already told you that it is not that I am too strong, but that he is too weak. If you say you are looking for a boyfriend, just find a boyfriend. Why did you find such a weak one? When I saw him standing there just now, I felt that this kid was really not healthy. Now he kicked me three times, but he broke his left leg instead. You said his body To what extent is it worthless? If you marry him, what will happen to your sexual happiness in the rest of your life? If you can't hold on for three seconds each time, should I hug my grandson?"
Zhuo Miaomiao didn't expect her grandfather to speak so bluntly, she was so ashamed that she wanted to find a hole to get in, and said with some embarrassment: "Grandpa, you, what nonsense are you talking about? Who said you are going to marry him? He is a bastard scum It's only because I was blind that I fell in love with him, but now I finally understand that he is a wolf in sheep's clothing."
"That's right. He's a wolf in sheep's clothing, and he will deceive you little girls. Fortunately, I saw through it at a glance this time. Otherwise, you will definitely suffer!" Zhou Changxin nodded repeatedly.
Zhuo Miaomiao saw her grandfather constantly showing off her achievements, as if he was the biggest contributor, she couldn't help rolling her eyes, and whispered: "Grandpa, I know you are very powerful, but I can assure you that his strength is definitely not weak. It's not the kind of weak person you mentioned. After all, he is a master in taekwondo, and he can single out four or five ordinary people. How you broke his bone is a little unknown!"
Zhou Changxin, on the other hand, chuckled: "I didn't expect you to see it."
"Grandpa, he and I are in the same taekwondo gym. Don't I know how much he weighs? And you are my grandfather. Don't I know how much you weigh? Don't act here. Already!" Zhuo Miaomiao said helplessly.
"Ahem..." Zhou Changxin was exposed by his granddaughter, and explained in a low voice with some embarrassment, "I didn't know that I was so good. I couldn't help but want to show off just now. I didn't expect Brother Ye to be so powerful." Great, let me finally see the highest level of real medical skills, the things I learned before are too superficial!"
"It's him again?" Zhuo Miaomiao asked with a look of astonishment.
"Who is it?" Zhou Changxin secretly laughed twice, and then briefly described what happened just now.
Zhuo Miaomiao looked at her grandfather in shock, and said in disbelief: "Grandpa, you, have you read too many martial arts novels? This, how is this possible? This is simply impossible!"
"I thought it was impossible just now, but the facts are in front of me, so I can't believe it," Zhou Changxin shrugged his shoulders slightly, and said helplessly, "Besides, if it wasn't like this, how could I continue to believe it?" You won this Lu Nan and broke his left leg?"
Zhuo Miaomiao naturally knew that there was no iron plate hidden in her grandfather's lower abdomen and lower legs, and if it was normal, just Lu Nan's kick could indeed break anyone's lower leg bone, but the current situation is just the opposite. His own left leg was broken. Could it be that the young man really passed his inner strength into his grandfather's body, protecting his lower abdomen and lower leg?This is too fantasy, too unscientific, right?
Not to mention Zhuo Miaomiao, even Gu Mengmeng and Gan Zhiyong looked at Zhou Changxin in surprise, as if seeing a thousand-year-old monster.If Gu Mengmeng didn't know Zhou Changxin and often came to visit, she would really think that the other party was a martial arts master stronger than Jet Li and Donnie Yen, but she also knew that the other party was a medical professional just like her grandfather. Senior, how could there be such powerful legs and lower abdomen?It's just super invincible Ultraman.
"Mengmeng, do you think this old man Zhou is a master of Qigong? I want to learn two moves from him!" Gan Zhiyong swallowed hard, thinking of Zhou Changxin's arrogant aura just now, he was really envious.
"Qigong? I haven't heard of it. Could it be that he just learned it? But, isn't the speed too fast? I haven't heard that he knows Qigong a few days ago. Could it be the accelerated version?" Gu Mengmeng was also a little confused. Messy.
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