kung fu doctor

Lu Feng got goosebumps all over his body from being flattered by this guy, and was about to scold him angrily, but when he heard his last words, he was immediately laughed angrily, feeling that this guy flattered him for a long time, that is Want to get Mosangsang's mobile phone number for yourself? ?

"You want to ask for my phone number? Did I say you were daydreaming? If I didn't beat you up, I would be doing you a favor. How dare you ask for my phone number? If you need medical treatment, sit down quickly, and I will treat you. If you leave immediately without treatment, we are not a place for entertainment, and we will not give people time for entertainment."

Li Ying's bright smile gradually disappeared, and his whole face turned into a bitter melon look. He looked like he was about to cry, and walked into Lu Feng pitifully, begging: "Brother, Brother Li!" , please, you are a well-known benevolent person in ten miles and eight villages, my little brother only has one request, and you can satisfy me! I know that you and that beautiful woman are not a couple, let alone a boyfriend and girlfriend. You are brothers. The relationship between junior and younger sister, if I can catch up with that big beauty, we will become relatives! Junior brother-in-law, you can’t give up such a good title! Please, give me the phone number of that big beauty!”

For the first time, Lu Feng felt pain in his egg!

What the fuck is this called?He hadn't heard anyone call him that since he was born!This kid is simply playing the piano! !

"Can it be cured? If not, will I drive people away?" Lu Feng said coldly.

"Healing, I can't cure it? Well, I have been suffering from dry mouth, blurry eyes, limp limbs, and groggy sleepiness! I went to the Chinese Medicine Hospital just to have a check-up. , That, dearest and dearest Brother Li, just treat me, it doesn’t matter if you can’t cure it once, I can come every day in the future!” Li Ying laughed.

When Lu Feng heard Li Ying describe his symptoms in this way, a strange look appeared on his face, and he said with a smile in his heart: "Did you have impotence and premature ejaculation during intercourse?"

Li Ying was shaken, a look of shame flashed across his face, he hesitated for a moment before he said: "Yes! In the past, buddy, my combat effectiveness was still strong, and I even persisted for four to ten minutes and an hour. But recently, there are almost no more than ten points, it's so fucking embarrassing! Brother Li, you have to take a good look at it, we can throw away everything, but the man's glory can't be thrown away!"

Lu Feng laughed in his heart, but said calmly, "Give me your hand, and I'll take your pulse!"

"Left hand!" Lu Feng said coldly.

"Uh... well, good, left hand!" Li Ying was extremely obedient at the moment, just like a primary school student who just entered elementary school, listening to the teacher's words was like listening to an imperial edict.

Lu Feng put his hand on Li Ying's pulse, half a minute later, the corners of his mouth formed an arc, and with a faint smile, Lu Feng said: "Your disease is really difficult to treat, alas, a man has this kind of disease. Illness, it's really... so, how about I ask my junior sister to treat you?"

Li Ying showed surprise on his face, he was not worried about his illness at all, when he heard that Lu Feng asked Mo Sangsang to treat him, his face was as happy as a flower.

"Okay, okay, thank you Brother Li for fulfilling my kindness. You are such a kind person! From now on, we will be brothers. If you let me go to the mountains, I will not go to the sea. If you let me go to the moon, I will not go to Mars. You..."

"Stop!" Lu Feng shouted, this kid is more verbose than Tang Seng.

Standing up quickly, Lu Feng smiled coldly in his heart, turned around and walked to the door of the inner room, and smiled at Mo Sangsang who was in the inner room: "Sangsang, the boy who pursues you has a special condition, you should come and help him treat!"

In the inner room, Mo Sangsang was beating Shang Wende's back. Hearing Lu Feng's words, her black eyebrows were slightly frowned, and her eyes showed a puzzled look, but she still nodded obediently.

Walking out of the inner room slowly, Mo Sangsang gave Li Ying a cold look, ignored his flustered expression, and said calmly, "Stretch out your left hand to feel your pulse, and by the way, tell me about your condition. "

Li Ying repeated what he just said to Lu Feng, but he wouldn't talk about impotence and premature ejaculation even if he was killed!

Half a minute later, Mo Sangsang brought Li Ying's wrist, a look of disgust flashed in his eyes, and he said coldly: "Your illness has been checked, kidney deficiency, excessive indulgence, I will let my senior brother prescribe it for you later. , grab some traditional Chinese medicine and take it after tormenting to nourish your body, and it’s best in the near future, don’t indulge in alcohol all day long like before.”

After finishing speaking, he ignored Li Ying whose complexion changed drastically, turned around and walked into the inner room again.

As the saying goes, the mud bodhisattva still has a bit of anger, and Li Ying is neither stupid nor stupid. He immediately understood in his heart when he heard Mo Sangsang's words that Lu Feng was playing tricks on him!

This guy must have diagnosed his condition, but he deliberately asked the big beauty to re-diagnose him, so he let her know his condition!

This guy is so sinister and despicable! !

He yelled at Lu Feng in his heart, forced a smile on his face, turned to look at Lu Feng and wailed, "Brother Li, you are hurting my brother! My perfect image is completely ruined by you Yes! We two have no grudges these days and no grudges in the future, why are you hurting me like this? My heart is completely captured by your junior sister, a stunning beauty, so you can help me! Well, I This is not a serious problem, you can prescribe some medicine, I will take it to nourish my body, and I will be healthy and healthy in a short time! I promise, I will never be a woman again in the future, even if I am a monk!"

Lu Feng rolled his eyes at him, this guy has reached a certain level of embarrassment.

"I don't care about this. I said that your image in my junior sister's tears is completely ruined, and you don't have any chance, so don't make trouble. I will prescribe a prescription for you. Grab some medicine and get out!"

Li Ying's complexion suddenly became extremely serious, he clenched his right fist tightly, put it heavily beside the ear door and said solemnly: "If you don't achieve your goal, you will never give up."

After finishing speaking, his face that had been tense just now suddenly relaxed, and his appearance almost knelt down on the ground and hugged Lu Feng's thigh, pitifully, he said in a low voice: "Brother, My dear brother, you can do me a favor and help my younger brother! I have old and young, and my gray-haired old lady is still waiting for me to carry on the family! Just tell me your junior sister’s name and phone number? I’ll make gold for you body, I will burn incense and make an offering for you, okay??"

Lu Feng couldn't help but sigh!

If this kid goes to act in a movie, he will definitely win an Oscar!Looking at him now, if I hadn't seen his hooligan face in the hospital before, I couldn't believe this is the same person!

"I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do to help!" Lu Feng said coldly.

After saying this, Lu Feng didn't bother to talk to this wonderful person any more, and turned around to meet the patient who had just walked into the gate of the clinic.

In the end, Li Ying left!

This made Mo Sangsang feel relieved. She hated many people since she was a child, but she was the first one who could make her hate this much.

"I've never seen such a thick-skinned person! If Master hadn't come out, that guy probably wouldn't have left!" Mo Sangsang muttered angrily.

Lu Feng smiled lightly and did not speak. If the character of the other party is too bad, he will definitely help Mo Sangsang get rid of the fly, but the boy did not do anything excessive, and he was holding a fly. Pursuing a girl's heart, if I give him a pk indiscriminately, then I will be wronged!

Of course, Lu Feng has already made up his mind, if he dares to come again with the boy, he will definitely give the boy some pain! !

Due to the flock of patients again, Lu Feng's final idea of ​​leaving early had to be shattered. Even after Wang Yumeng came back from get off work, he helped a lot by serving tea and water.

At seven o'clock, after Shang Wende had treated all the emergency patients, seeing that there was still a long queue outside, he finally announced with a cold face that this is the end of the day, and he will see tomorrow if he has any illness!

Walking on the brightly lit street, Wang Yumeng did not have any energy. At this moment, her heart was full of urgency, because the last spot that was missed by the Dream Team parkour group had not been made up until now.

"There is a private club 200 meters ahead, which has a parkour training venue, but if you want to train parkour here, you have to register as a member, which is expensive. But this kind of place, the chance of becoming a master is very low. Very high!" Wang Yumeng said in a low voice, looking at the big neon lights flashing in front of him.

Obviously, in order to find out about the No.5 member of the dream team parkour group, she collected a lot of information.

"Then we are not members here, can they let us in?" Lu Feng asked curiously.

With a bright smile on Wang Yumeng's face, he reached out and took out the golden VIP membership card from his LV bag, waved it in front of Lu Feng's eyes and said with a smile, "See? This is the highest-grade membership card in this club. membership card."

Lu Feng asked in surprise, "When did you do it?"

Wang Yumeng smiled and said, "This is a gift from one of my good sisters. This club is run by her family!"

Suddenly, Lu Feng nodded casually.

An hour later, the two walked out of the club listlessly. Although there were many parkour players in the club, there were no real masters.

"Let's go, let's go to the next parkour training venue, I don't believe we can't find a master!" Wang Yumeng said unwillingly.

Lu Feng shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "Let's risk my life to accompany the beauty, let's go!"

For a whole night, Lu Feng and Wang Yumeng shuttled through the streets and alleys. Almost one-third of the parkour venues in Jiyang City were visited by the two of them. Unfortunately, they still couldn't find any parkour masters.

When I got home, it was past eleven o'clock, and Mo Sangsang was sitting on the sofa, snoring evenly, with a glistening drop of saliva hanging from the corner of her mouth, she looked extremely cute.

Lu Feng and Wang Yumeng looked at her amusedly, and in the end it was Wang Yumeng who turned off the TV that was playing in the hall, and Lu Feng gently carried Mosangsang back to her room.

Gently closing the door of Mo Sangsang's room, and returning to the hall, Wang Yumeng smiled softly, "How are you? Didn't you wake up?"

Lu Feng smiled and said: "Sleeping like a piglet, it smells good! But today she was also tortured, a kid pursued her shamelessly, his rascal appearance is simply incomparable."

"Someone is chasing Sangsang? Who?" Wang Yumeng became interested.

Lu Feng immediately talked about what happened when Li Ying chased Li Ying from the hospital to the clinic today, carefully and carefully, before he said with a smile: "I used to think that my skin was already thick enough, but compared to that buddy , It’s simply insignificant, not worth mentioning!”[email protected].