Chapter 206 The Weird Nine Peaks
But Liu Chen returned to his room helplessly after being rejected.Then the whole person froze.Oh my god, is this still the room I live in?Liu Chen immediately felt incredible.
Originally, the room was dusty enough to be a foot behind, but now it is spotless. The wooden floor has been painted so brightly that it can be used as a mirror. On the table, at first glance, this is the simple notation of Yaju!
"Damn it, is Miss Conch here to help?" Liu Chen couldn't believe that the room had become so tidy and clean after he left for such a short time, it was just like a dream.
He even pinched his own face on purpose to make sure he wasn't daydreaming, and then sighed: "It seems that being handsome is also good, and you don't even have to clean the room yourself!"
"Bah, shameless, if Brother Wenshan hadn't spoken, I wouldn't have cleaned it for you!" Suddenly, a clear and pleasant girl's voice interrupted Liu Chen's fantasy with a trace of dissatisfaction and disdain.
Liu Chen frowned lightly, and when he turned around, he saw a pretty lady with a slender figure, a coveted figure, and a face that was as beautiful as finely carved jade. Son, the three thousand black hairs that have been scattered around the body, look like a country and a city.
Seeing that Liu Chen's eyeballs were almost popping out, of course, this was an exaggerated expression, because beside him, which one is not stunning?Even the cold and glamorous Grim Reaper whom I have seen before is all over the country.Although this girl is smart and beautiful, the women I have seen are no worse than her, especially my wife.
But the girl obviously didn't know that Liu Chen was pretending. Seeing Liu Chen staring at her like a pervert, she immediately said dissatisfied: "What are you looking at, be careful to dig out your eyeballs!"
As she spoke, she gestured viciously, her small chest trembled, tsk tsk tsk, it was so beautiful.
From Liu Chen's point of view, where is this a threat?It's clearly showing off cuteness to give away benefits, looking at Liu Chen's mouth is a little dry.
"Ahem, beauty, come on, let's hurt each other!" Liu Chen said with a smirk.
But the girl was stunned for a moment, then frowned and said: "Hurt each other? You are not afraid that I will goug your eyes? Let me tell you, I am very powerful!"
That cute look made Liu Chen laugh out loud. What he said about hurting each other was not fighting, but... ahem, that's what happened, but this girl has lived in the sect for a long time, she is too innocent, she doesn't understand at all These made Liu Chen laugh.But he still pretended to be calm on the surface: "It's okay, if it's you, I'd be willing to die, come on, there just happens to be a bed here!"
"Eh..." The girl was stunned again, and then she reacted, her delicate face was angry, she pointed at Liu Chen viciously, and said, "Bastard, rascal!"
The girl's cheeks turned red from anger, as if the apple was very cute, which made Liu Chen flirtatious: "Hey, men are not bastards, the world is coming to an end!"
"You..." The girl was so out of breath when she heard the words, she pointed at Liu Chen for a while, but she didn't know why.The girl knew that what she said would be refuted by the other party, because the other party was a scoundrel, bastard!
She looked at Liu Chen angrily, then suddenly turned around and opened the door to leave.
"Hey, don't go, beauty, I'll talk for a while, don't go!" Liu Chen teased with a smile.I don't know why, seeing this kind of innocent and lovely girl, Liu Chen really wanted to tease her, and when she saw her blushing with anger, he felt happy. Isn't that how he used to tease his wife before?
"Hey, what a nice person, he even helped me clean up, don't bully her next time!" Liu Chen nodded to himself and said, bullying such a cute girl, his conscience is still condemned , After all, do people clean up for themselves?Liu Chen was not the kind of ungrateful person.
But the door was pushed open suddenly, and the girl walked in with an iron pan, smiling, "I'll give it back to you, no thanks!" Then, before Liu Chen could react, he suddenly threw the pan Throw it away, and then the girl pulled away and closed the door tightly.
Then Zhou Chen saw the sky full of dust, yes, the sky was full of dust, more than what was in the senior brother's room, it fell down overwhelmingly, covering the whole room, including the bewildered Liu Chen.
He looked at the iron basin used to hold dust that had just landed, and then patted his forehead: "Okay, I was wrong, such a simple and cute girl is just for bullying, otherwise I would be sorry for myself!"
……
Finally, after my own disdainful efforts, the room can be regarded as being cleaned before sunset. Although I can't wipe the floor so brightly that it can be used as a mirror like that girl, at least it can be regarded as spotless.
After doing this, Liu Chen finally breathed a sigh of relief, sat on the chair, and complained: "Oh my god, isn't this work done by humans? It's even harder than practicing kung fu. I really wonder how women can stand this kind of work." live!"
While talking, Liu Chen sniffed his clothes, and immediately showed an exaggerated expression: "Clean up, it actually made me sweat profusely, no need to take a shower!"
After all, leave the room directly.In fact, he doesn't have sweat on his body, nor does he have a bad smell. After all, he is also a master, and he doesn't sweat profusely after doing these jobs.It's just that my body was stained with some dust before, so I have to wash it!
However, as soon as he left the room, Liu Chen was stunned, what should I say!He didn't know where to take a shower.I don't even know where to find water, this is not a city, there is tap water, this is a hermit sect, I have to fetch and boil water for bathing and so on!
Thinking of this, Liu Chen became depressed in an instant, with a cloudy look: "It's over, it's over, I'm going to die here, ah, my wife, I miss you so much!"
That's right, when he usually wants to take a bath, that girl will help him fill the water and prepare the toiletries, and from time to time he will have a couple's bath.
But now it's good, not to mention the mandarin duck bath, even the bath water is a problem.This tragic life made Liu Chen start to doubt his life, did he get worse the more he lived?
But you still have to take a shower, so Liu Chen first came to the second senior brother's residence and knocked on the door.
Seeing the second senior brother appear in front of Liu Chen with a puzzled expression on his face, he smiled and said, "Did the little junior brother come to live together?"
"No, no, no!" This startled Liu Chen, living together?I think you want to have sex, right?I still have a beautiful wife waiting at home, how can I be turned away!
He quickly waved his hands, and then said with some embarrassment: "Second Senior Brother, I'm actually here to ask, how do you take a bath on weekdays?"
The second senior brother frowned when he heard this, showing a thoughtful look.This made Liu Chen speechless again, I just asked where you got the water from, is it so difficult to answer?Could it be that you have degenerated to the point where you no longer take a bath?As he spoke, he still held his nose with an exaggerated look on his face.
While Liu Chen was complaining all kinds of words, the second senior brother said, "Take off your clothes and wash!"
"Take off... clothes... wash!?" Liu Chen heard the words, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he asked a little unconfidently.But the second senior brother nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, just take off your clothes and wash it! Why don't you wear clothes to wash it."
After getting the confirmation, he almost squirted to death with a mouthful of old blood.What does it mean to take off your clothes and wash? Does anyone else take a bath with clothes on?Second senior brother, you are a tease invited by a monkey, right?
Liu Chen suddenly discovered that this Ninth Peak is really fucking weird, the master of the peak doesn't care about his disciples, each disciple is more weird than the other, the eldest disciple is away all year round, and he doesn't know where he died!I don't know where to go to hook up with girls.
The second disciple is an alcoholic, loves men, and has a funny look, and his words are confusing.The third disciple, who is better than them, just runs to other peaks every day, and steals teachers from other places!He was beaten like a pig's head every day.
Could this be the Hidden World Sect?Why do I think it's a funny alliance?Liu Chen looked at the second senior brother in front of him speechlessly, his eyes were already desperate.
"Second Senior Brother, Liu Chen is resigning..." Liu Chen left silently dragging his body that had been frightened by the members of Feng Jiu.The disciples of the Ninth Peak have already broken his cognition of the sect, he is really tired now!I really want to find a place to rest.
Looking at Liu Chen's back, the second senior brother said strangely: "Don't he take off his clothes and take a bath?"
This is the nice female voice in the room with a drunken laugh and said: "You idiot, the newcomer can't find water to take a bath, so I came here to ask you, big idiot!"
"Oh, so that's the case, I thought he was testing me!" The second senior brother suddenly realized, and then led a can of wine into the room, and said at the same time: "Speaking of which, doesn't every room of our Jiufeng have Running water? This little junior brother is really careless..."
And these, Liu Chen didn't know, after he left the second senior brother's residence, he wandered around the Ninth Peak for a long time, and finally found a clear lake, took a comfortable bath in it, and then went back.
……
"Hey, little brother, are you there?" Someone knocked on Liu Chen's door, and Liu Chen who was meditating on the bed stood up and opened the door, and seeing that it was Li Wenshan, he smiled and said, "Why do you want me, senior brother? "
"You are new to this sect, and you may not know a lot of things. It just so happens that other peaks hold gatherings, and I will take you to see them, so that you can learn from fellow seniors!" Li Wenshan said this, which made Liu Chen secretly happy. party?This is a good chance to pick up a girl, right?If you can't pick up girls, then there is always something to eat, right?This Jiufeng didn't even have a grain of rice, so Liu Chen's starving eyes were already starved.
"Brother, take me there quickly, don't be inked, beauties and delicious food can't wait!"
(End of this chapter)
But Liu Chen returned to his room helplessly after being rejected.Then the whole person froze.Oh my god, is this still the room I live in?Liu Chen immediately felt incredible.
Originally, the room was dusty enough to be a foot behind, but now it is spotless. The wooden floor has been painted so brightly that it can be used as a mirror. On the table, at first glance, this is the simple notation of Yaju!
"Damn it, is Miss Conch here to help?" Liu Chen couldn't believe that the room had become so tidy and clean after he left for such a short time, it was just like a dream.
He even pinched his own face on purpose to make sure he wasn't daydreaming, and then sighed: "It seems that being handsome is also good, and you don't even have to clean the room yourself!"
"Bah, shameless, if Brother Wenshan hadn't spoken, I wouldn't have cleaned it for you!" Suddenly, a clear and pleasant girl's voice interrupted Liu Chen's fantasy with a trace of dissatisfaction and disdain.
Liu Chen frowned lightly, and when he turned around, he saw a pretty lady with a slender figure, a coveted figure, and a face that was as beautiful as finely carved jade. Son, the three thousand black hairs that have been scattered around the body, look like a country and a city.
Seeing that Liu Chen's eyeballs were almost popping out, of course, this was an exaggerated expression, because beside him, which one is not stunning?Even the cold and glamorous Grim Reaper whom I have seen before is all over the country.Although this girl is smart and beautiful, the women I have seen are no worse than her, especially my wife.
But the girl obviously didn't know that Liu Chen was pretending. Seeing Liu Chen staring at her like a pervert, she immediately said dissatisfied: "What are you looking at, be careful to dig out your eyeballs!"
As she spoke, she gestured viciously, her small chest trembled, tsk tsk tsk, it was so beautiful.
From Liu Chen's point of view, where is this a threat?It's clearly showing off cuteness to give away benefits, looking at Liu Chen's mouth is a little dry.
"Ahem, beauty, come on, let's hurt each other!" Liu Chen said with a smirk.
But the girl was stunned for a moment, then frowned and said: "Hurt each other? You are not afraid that I will goug your eyes? Let me tell you, I am very powerful!"
That cute look made Liu Chen laugh out loud. What he said about hurting each other was not fighting, but... ahem, that's what happened, but this girl has lived in the sect for a long time, she is too innocent, she doesn't understand at all These made Liu Chen laugh.But he still pretended to be calm on the surface: "It's okay, if it's you, I'd be willing to die, come on, there just happens to be a bed here!"
"Eh..." The girl was stunned again, and then she reacted, her delicate face was angry, she pointed at Liu Chen viciously, and said, "Bastard, rascal!"
The girl's cheeks turned red from anger, as if the apple was very cute, which made Liu Chen flirtatious: "Hey, men are not bastards, the world is coming to an end!"
"You..." The girl was so out of breath when she heard the words, she pointed at Liu Chen for a while, but she didn't know why.The girl knew that what she said would be refuted by the other party, because the other party was a scoundrel, bastard!
She looked at Liu Chen angrily, then suddenly turned around and opened the door to leave.
"Hey, don't go, beauty, I'll talk for a while, don't go!" Liu Chen teased with a smile.I don't know why, seeing this kind of innocent and lovely girl, Liu Chen really wanted to tease her, and when she saw her blushing with anger, he felt happy. Isn't that how he used to tease his wife before?
"Hey, what a nice person, he even helped me clean up, don't bully her next time!" Liu Chen nodded to himself and said, bullying such a cute girl, his conscience is still condemned , After all, do people clean up for themselves?Liu Chen was not the kind of ungrateful person.
But the door was pushed open suddenly, and the girl walked in with an iron pan, smiling, "I'll give it back to you, no thanks!" Then, before Liu Chen could react, he suddenly threw the pan Throw it away, and then the girl pulled away and closed the door tightly.
Then Zhou Chen saw the sky full of dust, yes, the sky was full of dust, more than what was in the senior brother's room, it fell down overwhelmingly, covering the whole room, including the bewildered Liu Chen.
He looked at the iron basin used to hold dust that had just landed, and then patted his forehead: "Okay, I was wrong, such a simple and cute girl is just for bullying, otherwise I would be sorry for myself!"
……
Finally, after my own disdainful efforts, the room can be regarded as being cleaned before sunset. Although I can't wipe the floor so brightly that it can be used as a mirror like that girl, at least it can be regarded as spotless.
After doing this, Liu Chen finally breathed a sigh of relief, sat on the chair, and complained: "Oh my god, isn't this work done by humans? It's even harder than practicing kung fu. I really wonder how women can stand this kind of work." live!"
While talking, Liu Chen sniffed his clothes, and immediately showed an exaggerated expression: "Clean up, it actually made me sweat profusely, no need to take a shower!"
After all, leave the room directly.In fact, he doesn't have sweat on his body, nor does he have a bad smell. After all, he is also a master, and he doesn't sweat profusely after doing these jobs.It's just that my body was stained with some dust before, so I have to wash it!
However, as soon as he left the room, Liu Chen was stunned, what should I say!He didn't know where to take a shower.I don't even know where to find water, this is not a city, there is tap water, this is a hermit sect, I have to fetch and boil water for bathing and so on!
Thinking of this, Liu Chen became depressed in an instant, with a cloudy look: "It's over, it's over, I'm going to die here, ah, my wife, I miss you so much!"
That's right, when he usually wants to take a bath, that girl will help him fill the water and prepare the toiletries, and from time to time he will have a couple's bath.
But now it's good, not to mention the mandarin duck bath, even the bath water is a problem.This tragic life made Liu Chen start to doubt his life, did he get worse the more he lived?
But you still have to take a shower, so Liu Chen first came to the second senior brother's residence and knocked on the door.
Seeing the second senior brother appear in front of Liu Chen with a puzzled expression on his face, he smiled and said, "Did the little junior brother come to live together?"
"No, no, no!" This startled Liu Chen, living together?I think you want to have sex, right?I still have a beautiful wife waiting at home, how can I be turned away!
He quickly waved his hands, and then said with some embarrassment: "Second Senior Brother, I'm actually here to ask, how do you take a bath on weekdays?"
The second senior brother frowned when he heard this, showing a thoughtful look.This made Liu Chen speechless again, I just asked where you got the water from, is it so difficult to answer?Could it be that you have degenerated to the point where you no longer take a bath?As he spoke, he still held his nose with an exaggerated look on his face.
While Liu Chen was complaining all kinds of words, the second senior brother said, "Take off your clothes and wash!"
"Take off... clothes... wash!?" Liu Chen heard the words, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he asked a little unconfidently.But the second senior brother nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, just take off your clothes and wash it! Why don't you wear clothes to wash it."
After getting the confirmation, he almost squirted to death with a mouthful of old blood.What does it mean to take off your clothes and wash? Does anyone else take a bath with clothes on?Second senior brother, you are a tease invited by a monkey, right?
Liu Chen suddenly discovered that this Ninth Peak is really fucking weird, the master of the peak doesn't care about his disciples, each disciple is more weird than the other, the eldest disciple is away all year round, and he doesn't know where he died!I don't know where to go to hook up with girls.
The second disciple is an alcoholic, loves men, and has a funny look, and his words are confusing.The third disciple, who is better than them, just runs to other peaks every day, and steals teachers from other places!He was beaten like a pig's head every day.
Could this be the Hidden World Sect?Why do I think it's a funny alliance?Liu Chen looked at the second senior brother in front of him speechlessly, his eyes were already desperate.
"Second Senior Brother, Liu Chen is resigning..." Liu Chen left silently dragging his body that had been frightened by the members of Feng Jiu.The disciples of the Ninth Peak have already broken his cognition of the sect, he is really tired now!I really want to find a place to rest.
Looking at Liu Chen's back, the second senior brother said strangely: "Don't he take off his clothes and take a bath?"
This is the nice female voice in the room with a drunken laugh and said: "You idiot, the newcomer can't find water to take a bath, so I came here to ask you, big idiot!"
"Oh, so that's the case, I thought he was testing me!" The second senior brother suddenly realized, and then led a can of wine into the room, and said at the same time: "Speaking of which, doesn't every room of our Jiufeng have Running water? This little junior brother is really careless..."
And these, Liu Chen didn't know, after he left the second senior brother's residence, he wandered around the Ninth Peak for a long time, and finally found a clear lake, took a comfortable bath in it, and then went back.
……
"Hey, little brother, are you there?" Someone knocked on Liu Chen's door, and Liu Chen who was meditating on the bed stood up and opened the door, and seeing that it was Li Wenshan, he smiled and said, "Why do you want me, senior brother? "
"You are new to this sect, and you may not know a lot of things. It just so happens that other peaks hold gatherings, and I will take you to see them, so that you can learn from fellow seniors!" Li Wenshan said this, which made Liu Chen secretly happy. party?This is a good chance to pick up a girl, right?If you can't pick up girls, then there is always something to eat, right?This Jiufeng didn't even have a grain of rice, so Liu Chen's starving eyes were already starved.
"Brother, take me there quickly, don't be inked, beauties and delicious food can't wait!"
(End of this chapter)
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