Chapter 346 The Drunk Li Wenshan Is Awesome X
Liu Chen lay on the ground and watched Li Wenshan make a move. This third senior brother was usually very sullen, but when he was drunk, he went crazy. He was completely different from him.
Liu Chen tilted his head and saw Li Wenshan riding on the robber, punching him hard, causing the robber to shout for help.
"I will kill you, I will kill you, I will call you a contemptuous woman, I will kill you, I will kill you." Li Wenshan was very drunk, and beat him violently while talking.
Liu Chen was laughing like crazy. He lay on the ground for a long time and couldn't get up, only to see the robber being riding on Li Wenshan's crotch, punching him with one fist after another, looking very painful. .
The robber was really scared of being beaten, and began to ask Liu Chen for help: "Please, call the police, call the police for me, someone beat me."
"Third senior brother, why are you beating him? They don't have frivolous women." Liu Chen stood up and pointed at Li Wenshan, shaking his eyes, and said, "Hey, third senior brother, what are you doing, two shadows?"
Li Wenshan looked at Liu Chen, and said, "You also have two shadows, junior brother..."
After speaking, Li Wenshan immediately changed his face: "No, you are not junior brother, you are Miss Liu."
"I'm going, do you think she's crazy? I'm not."
"You are, you are you, Liu Ruyan transformed you to lie to me! Hahaha!" Li Wenshan pointed at Liu Chen, and laughed himself after speaking.
Liu Chen also laughed and said, "I'm Liu Ruyan, I'm here to kiss you."
"Well, kiss me, kiss me!" Li Wenshan pursed his lips, not wanting Liu Chen to really lean forward, and said, "Qin Lu, come and kiss me!"
The robber under Li Wenshan shouted bitterly, "Help, help, someone help me, there are two drunks here!"
The robber was about to collapse. Didn't he just rob him in the middle of the night?Why did I meet two drunks and perverts, and one was still riding on me and wanted to kiss the other!
He couldn't bear it. The robber struggled and yelled for help to passers-by. Finally, he had no choice but to shout: "I am a robber, come and save me."
The passers-by were all very strange. One person was clearly crushed under the crotch, but he still said that he was a robber?
Finally, a kind-hearted person called the police for him. After a long time, a police car stopped beside Liu Chen and the others.
At this moment, Liu Chen and Li Wenshan had passed out drunk on the street, Liu Chen was lying on the ground and sleeping soundly, and Li Wenshan was lying on the robber and sleeping soundly, the robber was crushed and couldn't move, his face was blue and purple. piece.
Seeing the police coming, the robber seemed to have been wronged so much: "Help, save me, I'm going to be crushed by him!"
The policeman also looked confused. He had seen robbers before, but he had never seen such a hard-working robber. Therefore, two policemen rescued the robber from under Li Wenshan.
Of course, all three were taken to the police station.
Li Wenshan and Liu Chen slept in the room all night, and gradually woke up in the early morning of the next day, while the robber was locked in another room. The robber begged for a long time before the police agreed to separate and lock them up. .
At 05:30 in the morning, a policeman came in and found Liu Chen awake, and asked, "Are you awake?"
Liu Chen touched his head: "Where is this place? What's going on?"
The policeman said: "You guys are really good, how do you beat him up like that when you're drunk?"
Only then did Liu Chen vaguely recall what happened last night. Li Wenshan rode on a man and yelled loudly. The man cried for help.
Liu Chen chuckled and said, "Well, it seems that I didn't do it, right?"
"Well, it's the one in front of me!" The policeman pointed at Li Wenshan and said.
"That man was beaten all over his body, so you can discuss how to compensate him!" After the policeman finished speaking, he closed the door and went out.
Liu Chen only remembered that Li Wenshan beat up a person, and he had long forgotten that the person was a robber, and the robber who came to the police station refused to admit what he had done last night, and he insisted that he was just passing by Pedestrian was beaten up for no reason. He thought that since he couldn't get any money, he might as well blackmail him.
Liu Chen patted his head and woke up Li Wenshan. Li Wenshan was even more confused and had no memory of what happened last night.
Li Wenshan looked at Liu Chen innocently: "Little brother, you said I beat someone up last night?"
"Yeah, I don't know if he was disabled or not."
Li Wenshan stared in disbelief, and said to himself: "How could it be? How could I beat someone up? Hey, drinking wasted, drinking wasted!"
There are still some fragments in Liu Chen's mind, that is, the scene of Li Wenshan wanting to kiss him. Liu Chen was so excited that he quickly got rid of these memories, otherwise he would be nauseated.
"Little brother, what should we do now? I have never been to this kind of place when I grow up. Are we being arrested?"
"Well, yes!" Liu Chen nodded.
While the two were talking, someone came to interrogate them. Liu Chen and Li Wenshan were taken to another room, just as the robber was also there. His bruised nose and swollen face were very funny.
When Li Wenshan saw the robber, he knew that he must be the one who hit him. Feeling guilty and apologetic, he stepped forward and stretched out his hand to hold the robber to apologize. Unexpectedly, the robber was scared by him. Jumping onto the chair, he put on a self-defense gesture and shouted, "What are you doing? What are you doing? This is a police station. How dare you try again?"
Li Wenshan said very politely: "I'm sorry, I'm the one who hit you, and I apologize to you, or you can beat me up!"
The robber was stunned. How did this person change 180 degrees when he was drunk and woke up?
"Hit, hit you?" the robber asked in disbelief.
Li Wenshan was full of guilt, and felt that he was sorry for him, he didn't have to pay for it, all he could do was let that person beat him up.
The robber was not stupid either. He suddenly smiled and said, "Don't lie to me. I won't be fooled. You want to seize the evidence that I beat you and escape punishment. I'm not stupid. I won't beat you."
Li Wenshan grabbed the robber and said, "No, you must beat me up, you must beat me..."
"Hey, hey, police uncle, come and see, he is the one who grabbed me, I didn't want to beat him!" The robber decided that Li Wenshan was trying to blackmail him, so he started yelling again in fright.
The robber thought that this man must have some kind of conspiracy. He was threatening himself in disguise. The robber trembled in fright, "Okay, okay, I don't want to pay compensation, forget about it, don't threaten me, okay?" ?”
Standing on the side, Liu Chen couldn't find it funny. He had already seen that the robber was really afraid of Li Wenshan and sincerely begged for mercy, but Li Wenshan couldn't tell, he thought he was being polite to him.
(End of this chapter)
Liu Chen lay on the ground and watched Li Wenshan make a move. This third senior brother was usually very sullen, but when he was drunk, he went crazy. He was completely different from him.
Liu Chen tilted his head and saw Li Wenshan riding on the robber, punching him hard, causing the robber to shout for help.
"I will kill you, I will kill you, I will call you a contemptuous woman, I will kill you, I will kill you." Li Wenshan was very drunk, and beat him violently while talking.
Liu Chen was laughing like crazy. He lay on the ground for a long time and couldn't get up, only to see the robber being riding on Li Wenshan's crotch, punching him with one fist after another, looking very painful. .
The robber was really scared of being beaten, and began to ask Liu Chen for help: "Please, call the police, call the police for me, someone beat me."
"Third senior brother, why are you beating him? They don't have frivolous women." Liu Chen stood up and pointed at Li Wenshan, shaking his eyes, and said, "Hey, third senior brother, what are you doing, two shadows?"
Li Wenshan looked at Liu Chen, and said, "You also have two shadows, junior brother..."
After speaking, Li Wenshan immediately changed his face: "No, you are not junior brother, you are Miss Liu."
"I'm going, do you think she's crazy? I'm not."
"You are, you are you, Liu Ruyan transformed you to lie to me! Hahaha!" Li Wenshan pointed at Liu Chen, and laughed himself after speaking.
Liu Chen also laughed and said, "I'm Liu Ruyan, I'm here to kiss you."
"Well, kiss me, kiss me!" Li Wenshan pursed his lips, not wanting Liu Chen to really lean forward, and said, "Qin Lu, come and kiss me!"
The robber under Li Wenshan shouted bitterly, "Help, help, someone help me, there are two drunks here!"
The robber was about to collapse. Didn't he just rob him in the middle of the night?Why did I meet two drunks and perverts, and one was still riding on me and wanted to kiss the other!
He couldn't bear it. The robber struggled and yelled for help to passers-by. Finally, he had no choice but to shout: "I am a robber, come and save me."
The passers-by were all very strange. One person was clearly crushed under the crotch, but he still said that he was a robber?
Finally, a kind-hearted person called the police for him. After a long time, a police car stopped beside Liu Chen and the others.
At this moment, Liu Chen and Li Wenshan had passed out drunk on the street, Liu Chen was lying on the ground and sleeping soundly, and Li Wenshan was lying on the robber and sleeping soundly, the robber was crushed and couldn't move, his face was blue and purple. piece.
Seeing the police coming, the robber seemed to have been wronged so much: "Help, save me, I'm going to be crushed by him!"
The policeman also looked confused. He had seen robbers before, but he had never seen such a hard-working robber. Therefore, two policemen rescued the robber from under Li Wenshan.
Of course, all three were taken to the police station.
Li Wenshan and Liu Chen slept in the room all night, and gradually woke up in the early morning of the next day, while the robber was locked in another room. The robber begged for a long time before the police agreed to separate and lock them up. .
At 05:30 in the morning, a policeman came in and found Liu Chen awake, and asked, "Are you awake?"
Liu Chen touched his head: "Where is this place? What's going on?"
The policeman said: "You guys are really good, how do you beat him up like that when you're drunk?"
Only then did Liu Chen vaguely recall what happened last night. Li Wenshan rode on a man and yelled loudly. The man cried for help.
Liu Chen chuckled and said, "Well, it seems that I didn't do it, right?"
"Well, it's the one in front of me!" The policeman pointed at Li Wenshan and said.
"That man was beaten all over his body, so you can discuss how to compensate him!" After the policeman finished speaking, he closed the door and went out.
Liu Chen only remembered that Li Wenshan beat up a person, and he had long forgotten that the person was a robber, and the robber who came to the police station refused to admit what he had done last night, and he insisted that he was just passing by Pedestrian was beaten up for no reason. He thought that since he couldn't get any money, he might as well blackmail him.
Liu Chen patted his head and woke up Li Wenshan. Li Wenshan was even more confused and had no memory of what happened last night.
Li Wenshan looked at Liu Chen innocently: "Little brother, you said I beat someone up last night?"
"Yeah, I don't know if he was disabled or not."
Li Wenshan stared in disbelief, and said to himself: "How could it be? How could I beat someone up? Hey, drinking wasted, drinking wasted!"
There are still some fragments in Liu Chen's mind, that is, the scene of Li Wenshan wanting to kiss him. Liu Chen was so excited that he quickly got rid of these memories, otherwise he would be nauseated.
"Little brother, what should we do now? I have never been to this kind of place when I grow up. Are we being arrested?"
"Well, yes!" Liu Chen nodded.
While the two were talking, someone came to interrogate them. Liu Chen and Li Wenshan were taken to another room, just as the robber was also there. His bruised nose and swollen face were very funny.
When Li Wenshan saw the robber, he knew that he must be the one who hit him. Feeling guilty and apologetic, he stepped forward and stretched out his hand to hold the robber to apologize. Unexpectedly, the robber was scared by him. Jumping onto the chair, he put on a self-defense gesture and shouted, "What are you doing? What are you doing? This is a police station. How dare you try again?"
Li Wenshan said very politely: "I'm sorry, I'm the one who hit you, and I apologize to you, or you can beat me up!"
The robber was stunned. How did this person change 180 degrees when he was drunk and woke up?
"Hit, hit you?" the robber asked in disbelief.
Li Wenshan was full of guilt, and felt that he was sorry for him, he didn't have to pay for it, all he could do was let that person beat him up.
The robber was not stupid either. He suddenly smiled and said, "Don't lie to me. I won't be fooled. You want to seize the evidence that I beat you and escape punishment. I'm not stupid. I won't beat you."
Li Wenshan grabbed the robber and said, "No, you must beat me up, you must beat me..."
"Hey, hey, police uncle, come and see, he is the one who grabbed me, I didn't want to beat him!" The robber decided that Li Wenshan was trying to blackmail him, so he started yelling again in fright.
The robber thought that this man must have some kind of conspiracy. He was threatening himself in disguise. The robber trembled in fright, "Okay, okay, I don't want to pay compensation, forget about it, don't threaten me, okay?" ?”
Standing on the side, Liu Chen couldn't find it funny. He had already seen that the robber was really afraid of Li Wenshan and sincerely begged for mercy, but Li Wenshan couldn't tell, he thought he was being polite to him.
(End of this chapter)
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