marriage is natural
Chapter 651 囧, became a god stick
Chapter 651 囧, became a god stick
At the beginning of the new semester, He Wei received two red bombs at once.
One is undoubtedly that of Nishang and Lao Wei, and the other is actually that of Tang Baoyin and Luo Zhi.
"Second Sister, you're going to have a wedding banquet on March [-]rd and you didn't tell me until now!" Holding the new book she just received, He Wei walked slowly in the cold spring campus, talking with Tang Baoyin on the phone.
Tang Baoyin pretended to be stupid: "Really? I didn't tell you? Oh, look at my memory..."
"Second sister!"
"Hehehe..." Tang Baoyin said with a flattering smile when she couldn't be fooled, "You also know that the wedding between me and Azhi cannot be decided by us. His great-grandfather is still alive, and he doesn't even have the right to speak. When will the wedding banquet be held? , just based on his great-grandfather’s words. In the year of the engagement, Luo Zhi said that Luo Zhi would have a hurdle in the next few years, and he would have to wait for the hurdle to get married. Who knows when he said the hurdle would be passed. The family gets together for dinner, and I don’t know who started it. The old man got together and chose an auspicious day on the spot, and asked us to get married, so I’ll go..."
He Wei was amused.
"You're still laughing! Bad girl with no conscience, your second sister and I are so busy that I'm dizzy." Tang Baoyin slumped on the sofa, rolling her eyes and complaining about the cumbersome wedding, "Damn it, I made three trips to order a wedding dress. It's over. It is said that I have to make two trips to try it on. I told Luo Zhi, let’s just forget about getting married naked. On the wedding day, going to battle naked will definitely make the news headlines in our big capital..."
He Wei burst out laughing.
If you really get married naked, it will not only be the headlines of the news in Kyoto, but also the news of the world.
"...Do you think there are too many things? It is clear that Xiaojin was very orderly when she got married. Why did things get so hot when I got here! I was almost overwhelmed by a lot of things. No, no, no, little girl, you must come out to accompany me, I want to go shopping! I want beauty treatment! I want to reward myself well, eat a delicious meal that is absolutely forbidden during the weight loss period!!!”
"Okay." He Wei glanced at the time and said with a smile, "I'm free now, where do you want to go shopping for a beauty treatment? I'll accompany you! How about going to Jinbao Street at night? I heard Xiao Tang said that Bianxin has opened an authentic Japanese restaurant, and I will treat my second sister to eat."
"Small sample!" Tang Baoyin scolded with a smile, "I don't know why you invited me. In the few days ago, the business of your Shanzhen store was very hot, right?"
He Wei smiled and admitted: "It's because of the second sister's blessing. I wanted to treat the second sister to a good meal not too long ago. I can't get together."
"Yo, I have time to go to Shajiaying, but I don't have time to treat me to a meal, you little villain who values sex and despises sister!"
"Hey hey hey..."
The two sisters agreed on a meeting place and time, and were about to pack up and rush out, Lu Yanjin sent them a message saying that they were about to give birth, and they were already in the delivery room, and they would be on the delivery bed in a few minutes.
Tang Baoyin's mouth was wide open enough to stuff an egg in: "...I'll go!"
He Wei reminded her amusedly: "Second Sister, don't go anywhere, it's better to go to the hospital to see Eldest Sister first."
"It is necessary! Hehe, second aunt's good nephew, second aunt is coming to see you!"
He Wei's black line: "What if it's a male baby?"
Tang Baoyin patted her forehead: "That's right! Then - Second Aunt's good nephew, good nephew! Second Aunt is here to see you!"
He Wei: "..."
He Wei has Nishang driving the car. Although her driving skills have gone through a semester of hard work, she has been able to shuttle through the busy urban area of Kyoto calmly, but when she is in a hurry, Nishang always takes the steering wheel.
Tang Baoyin called Luo Zhi, and the two sisters rushed to the hospital separately.
Unexpectedly, Lu Yanjin's movements were faster than theirs. This room just rushed to the entrance of the obstetrics and gynecology department, and the nurse in the other room pushed the door with a big fat boy and handed it to Xu Lingxuan who was guarding the door and was almost stiff with nervousness. : "Mother and child in bed 19 are safe. Dad takes the child downstairs to line up for vaccinations. After the vaccination, push them back to the ward..."
Seeing Xu Lingxuan in a daze, the nurse glanced at the number plate on his chest and murmured: "It's the 19th bed, that's right, how can you take care of the child like this. Are there any other family members in the 19th bed? The child needs to get BCG and hepatitis B. One shot at a time, who will hold him down?"
Tang Baoyin pushed Xu Lingxuan who was stupefied: "Are you overjoyed or are you unhappy because you have a son? Did you hear what the nurse said? Take the child down to get the vaccine. If you don't go, give it to me. I'll hug her, Azhi, Come, come, let's try how to hold the baby."
Xu Lingxuan hugged the baby in his arms, glanced at Tang Baoyin with disgust, then turned to Luo Zhi and said, "Whoever cares about your wife, who is about to get married is still so fiddly and has such a loud voice, it scares my son." What should I do?"
Tang Baoyin and his wife couldn't laugh or cry when they heard this.
"It's really good intentions that don't pay off!"
Tang Baoyin cursed with a smile, and pulled He Wei to the ward.The two sisters went to see Lu Yanjin who had just given birth, and the responsibility of taking the child for vaccinations was left to the father who protected the calf.With Luo Zhi around, don't worry that the new father who is overly surprised will drop the child.
In the ward, Lu Yanjin, who was out of labor, leaned against the head of the bed. While drinking the brown sugar and egg soup brought by Lu's mother, while listening to Tang Baoyin and He Wei's description of the entrance of the delivery room, she laughed so hard that tears came out, "This guy! I had a sudden labor pain before. , He was so panicked that he was sweating coldly, and he was blinded by so many books that he was read before giving birth..."
Mother Lu interjected and pretended to be annoyed: "You really are. At that time, you actually let Ah Xuan drive you to the hospital. He was so nervous. What should we do if there is an accident on the road? He didn't call us right away when we got to the hospital. It’s only after entering the delivery room that you are so anxious that your father is like me..."
Lu Yanjin stuck out his tongue: "I was afraid that you would be worried, and I wanted to tell you later. Alas, Mom, you see that Yin Yin and Wei Wei are here, so please give me some face."
Mother Lu glanced at her with a smile, and continued to feed her brown sugar and egg soup, saying that this thing not only nourishes blood and Qi, but also helps to open breasts. Tang Baoyin and He Wei's cheeks were so red that they could bleed.
Fortunately, at this time, Xu Lingxuan and Luo Zhi came back with their vaccinated baby, with tails on their backs. It was the relatives and friends of Xu and Lu who came to visit after receiving the news, and instantly crowded the VIP single ward be full.
He Wei and Tang Baoyin talked with Lu Yanjin for a while, and took turns hugging the baby. They wanted to say goodbye and leave. After all, they had just given birth and were surrounded by so many people, so they got tired easily.But before he could move, he was stopped by Xu and Lu's aunts, aunts and other elders with pleasant smiles.
"Are you Weiwei? I'm Xiaojin's aunt..."
"I'm Xiaojin's third aunt..."
"I'm……"
"I heard that you are very good at embroidery? Which family's new house will the 'early birth' embroidered, and which family will have a son?"
"Oh, Weiwei, our family doesn't lack anything now, except for a grandson. See if you have the time to help me embroider an 'Early Birth Precious Son' with the same pattern as Xiaojin. You can just say what the price is, it doesn't matter how expensive it is... "
"And me, I will ask for a picture for my daughter-in-law who has never been married..."
He Wei: "..." Why do you suddenly feel like turning into a magic stick?
Tang Baoyin spread her hands in amused and helpless way, there was nothing she could do to help her elders.
Mother Lu came over with a smile when she heard the movement here, and persuaded the relatives to leave: "I told you guys, don't embarrass the little girl, it takes a lot of work to embroider such a picture. If you want to If so, I will lend you the picture of Xiaojin's house to hang later."
"Sister-in-law, I'll register first, remember to accompany me to Xiaojin's house to pick up paintings when you have time."
"Hey hey hey, it's you who robbed me like this. Your daughter-in-law hasn't passed the door yet, so why worry! Brother and sister will lend me to hang up first. It's not like you don't know about my daughter-in-law. She has been in the door for a year and a half. Movement, I am anxious to death..."
"I'm still not the same..."
"..."
He Wei twitched her mouth when she heard that, and finally, under the signal of Lu's mother's eyes, she and Tang Baoyin slipped out of the ward on tiptoe.
"Emma! Xiaojin's aunts and aunts begging for a grandson can scare people to pee."
"Are you scared to pee?" Luo Zhi teased her with a half-smile, needless to say, he ate Tang Baoyin's bone-melting palm.
He Wei pursed her lips and watched their interaction with a smile. When she saw Nishang driving a Beetle, she jumped into the car and waved to her second sister: "Your second brother-in-law is with you, so I'll be a light bulb among you. I'll do it another day." The wish of the bride-to-be."
"Bad girl! It's getting more and more fun!" Tang Baoyin stomped her feet and scolded with a smile, then raised her hands in a trumpet shape and shouted at He Wei, "Why don't I set a time to have a farewell single party, wait for my call .”
He Wei returned her ok gesture, turned her head and proposed to Nishang: "Sister, why don't you also have a farewell single overnight party, you decide the time and place, and I'm in charge of the food."
Nishang smiled: "You can do it if you like. The location is my apartment. There is no problem with accommodating more than a dozen people. There is no one living upstairs and downstairs, and no one will complain if there is a lot of noise. The time depends on your convenience. All ok."
He Wei was speechless: "Where is that person?"
"It's not just you."
"..."
While talking, the old man called and invited He Wei back to He's house for dinner: "It's been a long time since I came to eat here, before school starts, hurry up and accompany my old man."
Seeing that it was still early, He Wei simply said, "Grandpa, let me get two clothes when I get home. I plan to visit Brother He tomorrow so I can save myself coming back at night."
The old man knew that she had just gone to the hospital to see the younger generation of the Lu family, so he didn't urge her, and told her to take her time: "It's fine if you can catch up with the Buddha jumping on the wall table."
It didn't take much time to go back to Dongfang apartment to put books and clothes. An hour later, He Wei and Nishang appeared in the community. When they parked, they happened to meet Luo Meiping who was coming back from get off work.
As soon as He Wei saw someone, she was ready to be dumped. Unexpectedly, this time Luo Meiping changed her usual cold face and came over to say hello with a smile: "Long time no see, Wei Wei, I feel thinner." Why not? Are you trying to lose weight?"
It made He Wei feel flattered.
But in the next second, I knew why Second Aunt He was so enthusiastic.
"I heard that the sister-in-law you recognize has just given birth. She is a big fat boy who weighs about two pounds, but I envy you. We Yaonan have been married for so long, and the daughter-in-law has not moved at all until now. Do you want to make people anxious? ...By the way, they all said that it was the birth effect of the 'early birth' that you embroidered, see if you can send a picture to Second Aunt..."
He Wei was completely speechless.
(End of this chapter)
At the beginning of the new semester, He Wei received two red bombs at once.
One is undoubtedly that of Nishang and Lao Wei, and the other is actually that of Tang Baoyin and Luo Zhi.
"Second Sister, you're going to have a wedding banquet on March [-]rd and you didn't tell me until now!" Holding the new book she just received, He Wei walked slowly in the cold spring campus, talking with Tang Baoyin on the phone.
Tang Baoyin pretended to be stupid: "Really? I didn't tell you? Oh, look at my memory..."
"Second sister!"
"Hehehe..." Tang Baoyin said with a flattering smile when she couldn't be fooled, "You also know that the wedding between me and Azhi cannot be decided by us. His great-grandfather is still alive, and he doesn't even have the right to speak. When will the wedding banquet be held? , just based on his great-grandfather’s words. In the year of the engagement, Luo Zhi said that Luo Zhi would have a hurdle in the next few years, and he would have to wait for the hurdle to get married. Who knows when he said the hurdle would be passed. The family gets together for dinner, and I don’t know who started it. The old man got together and chose an auspicious day on the spot, and asked us to get married, so I’ll go..."
He Wei was amused.
"You're still laughing! Bad girl with no conscience, your second sister and I are so busy that I'm dizzy." Tang Baoyin slumped on the sofa, rolling her eyes and complaining about the cumbersome wedding, "Damn it, I made three trips to order a wedding dress. It's over. It is said that I have to make two trips to try it on. I told Luo Zhi, let’s just forget about getting married naked. On the wedding day, going to battle naked will definitely make the news headlines in our big capital..."
He Wei burst out laughing.
If you really get married naked, it will not only be the headlines of the news in Kyoto, but also the news of the world.
"...Do you think there are too many things? It is clear that Xiaojin was very orderly when she got married. Why did things get so hot when I got here! I was almost overwhelmed by a lot of things. No, no, no, little girl, you must come out to accompany me, I want to go shopping! I want beauty treatment! I want to reward myself well, eat a delicious meal that is absolutely forbidden during the weight loss period!!!”
"Okay." He Wei glanced at the time and said with a smile, "I'm free now, where do you want to go shopping for a beauty treatment? I'll accompany you! How about going to Jinbao Street at night? I heard Xiao Tang said that Bianxin has opened an authentic Japanese restaurant, and I will treat my second sister to eat."
"Small sample!" Tang Baoyin scolded with a smile, "I don't know why you invited me. In the few days ago, the business of your Shanzhen store was very hot, right?"
He Wei smiled and admitted: "It's because of the second sister's blessing. I wanted to treat the second sister to a good meal not too long ago. I can't get together."
"Yo, I have time to go to Shajiaying, but I don't have time to treat me to a meal, you little villain who values sex and despises sister!"
"Hey hey hey..."
The two sisters agreed on a meeting place and time, and were about to pack up and rush out, Lu Yanjin sent them a message saying that they were about to give birth, and they were already in the delivery room, and they would be on the delivery bed in a few minutes.
Tang Baoyin's mouth was wide open enough to stuff an egg in: "...I'll go!"
He Wei reminded her amusedly: "Second Sister, don't go anywhere, it's better to go to the hospital to see Eldest Sister first."
"It is necessary! Hehe, second aunt's good nephew, second aunt is coming to see you!"
He Wei's black line: "What if it's a male baby?"
Tang Baoyin patted her forehead: "That's right! Then - Second Aunt's good nephew, good nephew! Second Aunt is here to see you!"
He Wei: "..."
He Wei has Nishang driving the car. Although her driving skills have gone through a semester of hard work, she has been able to shuttle through the busy urban area of Kyoto calmly, but when she is in a hurry, Nishang always takes the steering wheel.
Tang Baoyin called Luo Zhi, and the two sisters rushed to the hospital separately.
Unexpectedly, Lu Yanjin's movements were faster than theirs. This room just rushed to the entrance of the obstetrics and gynecology department, and the nurse in the other room pushed the door with a big fat boy and handed it to Xu Lingxuan who was guarding the door and was almost stiff with nervousness. : "Mother and child in bed 19 are safe. Dad takes the child downstairs to line up for vaccinations. After the vaccination, push them back to the ward..."
Seeing Xu Lingxuan in a daze, the nurse glanced at the number plate on his chest and murmured: "It's the 19th bed, that's right, how can you take care of the child like this. Are there any other family members in the 19th bed? The child needs to get BCG and hepatitis B. One shot at a time, who will hold him down?"
Tang Baoyin pushed Xu Lingxuan who was stupefied: "Are you overjoyed or are you unhappy because you have a son? Did you hear what the nurse said? Take the child down to get the vaccine. If you don't go, give it to me. I'll hug her, Azhi, Come, come, let's try how to hold the baby."
Xu Lingxuan hugged the baby in his arms, glanced at Tang Baoyin with disgust, then turned to Luo Zhi and said, "Whoever cares about your wife, who is about to get married is still so fiddly and has such a loud voice, it scares my son." What should I do?"
Tang Baoyin and his wife couldn't laugh or cry when they heard this.
"It's really good intentions that don't pay off!"
Tang Baoyin cursed with a smile, and pulled He Wei to the ward.The two sisters went to see Lu Yanjin who had just given birth, and the responsibility of taking the child for vaccinations was left to the father who protected the calf.With Luo Zhi around, don't worry that the new father who is overly surprised will drop the child.
In the ward, Lu Yanjin, who was out of labor, leaned against the head of the bed. While drinking the brown sugar and egg soup brought by Lu's mother, while listening to Tang Baoyin and He Wei's description of the entrance of the delivery room, she laughed so hard that tears came out, "This guy! I had a sudden labor pain before. , He was so panicked that he was sweating coldly, and he was blinded by so many books that he was read before giving birth..."
Mother Lu interjected and pretended to be annoyed: "You really are. At that time, you actually let Ah Xuan drive you to the hospital. He was so nervous. What should we do if there is an accident on the road? He didn't call us right away when we got to the hospital. It’s only after entering the delivery room that you are so anxious that your father is like me..."
Lu Yanjin stuck out his tongue: "I was afraid that you would be worried, and I wanted to tell you later. Alas, Mom, you see that Yin Yin and Wei Wei are here, so please give me some face."
Mother Lu glanced at her with a smile, and continued to feed her brown sugar and egg soup, saying that this thing not only nourishes blood and Qi, but also helps to open breasts. Tang Baoyin and He Wei's cheeks were so red that they could bleed.
Fortunately, at this time, Xu Lingxuan and Luo Zhi came back with their vaccinated baby, with tails on their backs. It was the relatives and friends of Xu and Lu who came to visit after receiving the news, and instantly crowded the VIP single ward be full.
He Wei and Tang Baoyin talked with Lu Yanjin for a while, and took turns hugging the baby. They wanted to say goodbye and leave. After all, they had just given birth and were surrounded by so many people, so they got tired easily.But before he could move, he was stopped by Xu and Lu's aunts, aunts and other elders with pleasant smiles.
"Are you Weiwei? I'm Xiaojin's aunt..."
"I'm Xiaojin's third aunt..."
"I'm……"
"I heard that you are very good at embroidery? Which family's new house will the 'early birth' embroidered, and which family will have a son?"
"Oh, Weiwei, our family doesn't lack anything now, except for a grandson. See if you have the time to help me embroider an 'Early Birth Precious Son' with the same pattern as Xiaojin. You can just say what the price is, it doesn't matter how expensive it is... "
"And me, I will ask for a picture for my daughter-in-law who has never been married..."
He Wei: "..." Why do you suddenly feel like turning into a magic stick?
Tang Baoyin spread her hands in amused and helpless way, there was nothing she could do to help her elders.
Mother Lu came over with a smile when she heard the movement here, and persuaded the relatives to leave: "I told you guys, don't embarrass the little girl, it takes a lot of work to embroider such a picture. If you want to If so, I will lend you the picture of Xiaojin's house to hang later."
"Sister-in-law, I'll register first, remember to accompany me to Xiaojin's house to pick up paintings when you have time."
"Hey hey hey, it's you who robbed me like this. Your daughter-in-law hasn't passed the door yet, so why worry! Brother and sister will lend me to hang up first. It's not like you don't know about my daughter-in-law. She has been in the door for a year and a half. Movement, I am anxious to death..."
"I'm still not the same..."
"..."
He Wei twitched her mouth when she heard that, and finally, under the signal of Lu's mother's eyes, she and Tang Baoyin slipped out of the ward on tiptoe.
"Emma! Xiaojin's aunts and aunts begging for a grandson can scare people to pee."
"Are you scared to pee?" Luo Zhi teased her with a half-smile, needless to say, he ate Tang Baoyin's bone-melting palm.
He Wei pursed her lips and watched their interaction with a smile. When she saw Nishang driving a Beetle, she jumped into the car and waved to her second sister: "Your second brother-in-law is with you, so I'll be a light bulb among you. I'll do it another day." The wish of the bride-to-be."
"Bad girl! It's getting more and more fun!" Tang Baoyin stomped her feet and scolded with a smile, then raised her hands in a trumpet shape and shouted at He Wei, "Why don't I set a time to have a farewell single party, wait for my call .”
He Wei returned her ok gesture, turned her head and proposed to Nishang: "Sister, why don't you also have a farewell single overnight party, you decide the time and place, and I'm in charge of the food."
Nishang smiled: "You can do it if you like. The location is my apartment. There is no problem with accommodating more than a dozen people. There is no one living upstairs and downstairs, and no one will complain if there is a lot of noise. The time depends on your convenience. All ok."
He Wei was speechless: "Where is that person?"
"It's not just you."
"..."
While talking, the old man called and invited He Wei back to He's house for dinner: "It's been a long time since I came to eat here, before school starts, hurry up and accompany my old man."
Seeing that it was still early, He Wei simply said, "Grandpa, let me get two clothes when I get home. I plan to visit Brother He tomorrow so I can save myself coming back at night."
The old man knew that she had just gone to the hospital to see the younger generation of the Lu family, so he didn't urge her, and told her to take her time: "It's fine if you can catch up with the Buddha jumping on the wall table."
It didn't take much time to go back to Dongfang apartment to put books and clothes. An hour later, He Wei and Nishang appeared in the community. When they parked, they happened to meet Luo Meiping who was coming back from get off work.
As soon as He Wei saw someone, she was ready to be dumped. Unexpectedly, this time Luo Meiping changed her usual cold face and came over to say hello with a smile: "Long time no see, Wei Wei, I feel thinner." Why not? Are you trying to lose weight?"
It made He Wei feel flattered.
But in the next second, I knew why Second Aunt He was so enthusiastic.
"I heard that the sister-in-law you recognize has just given birth. She is a big fat boy who weighs about two pounds, but I envy you. We Yaonan have been married for so long, and the daughter-in-law has not moved at all until now. Do you want to make people anxious? ...By the way, they all said that it was the birth effect of the 'early birth' that you embroidered, see if you can send a picture to Second Aunt..."
He Wei was completely speechless.
(End of this chapter)
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