I just want to be a group pet

Chapter 1197 Equivalent to fingers and nostrils
"Stupid!" Once his life is in danger, Yushu will become extremely smart.

She waved her small pink fist and knocked Li Aotian on the head: "Stupid, stupid, ask who is on duty that day."

Good guy.

Now turn your nose and eyes at him.

Think about it when he first came to the throne, the little emperor was like a coward.

Even if you have opinions about yourself, it is in your heart.

Where is it like now? It's blatant.

"Your Majesty." Li Aotian said in a deep voice.

Yushu immediately turned into an obedient little sheep, sitting straight, with her legs close together, her little hands on her lap, just like a little doll in school, obedient, sensible, elegant, obedient...

"Your Majesty." Li Aotian couldn't help but feel soft-hearted when he saw her cute baby, he sighed, and pulled a high and low stool from the side: "Your Majesty, I have already thought about it, but those palace people are as cowardly as a mouse. Thinking that something happened last night, they all shirk each other."

"It's over." Yushu slapped his head: "Uncle Huang, we two will die."

'Pa-ta' slapped Li Yushu's mouth lightly, and she shook her eyes that were too frightened to open: "Don't always talk about whether you are dead or not, this king will take care of it of."

"You are..." Yushu thought of a way to bury him.

Unexpectedly, Li Aotian evoked a wicked smile: "If this king is a big stupid chicken, you are the wife of a big stupid chicken."

"I'm a man." Li Yushu raised his head to the sky and roared.

Li Aotian narrowed his eyes and looked at her quietly: "I'm going to be a man soon."

The word man made Li Yushu's blood spurt, she suddenly remembered what happened in the morning, tugged at the cuff of the uncle, and asked: "Uncle, is it the first time for a man to hurt?"

"Huh?" A flock of crows flew over his head.

Li Aotian was at a loss for words for a moment, his face was red to the base of his ears.

"This king..."

"Uncle Huang, tell me, is this the first time between you and me?" The two stared at each other.

Li Aotian coughed lightly, his Adam's apple slid unnaturally: "...Yes."

"Wow, Uncle Huang, you are, then you are really a rare animal." Li Yushu looked in disbelief.

Breathing out from the nostrils, a cold snort rolled out of the throat: "This king is keeping himself clean."

"Okay, okay, you're clean, you're clean." Li Yushu turned over this article in a loud voice: "Uncle, tell me first, does it hurt? The concubine asked me this morning if it hurt for the first time. , but I'm a woman, I don't know if a man hurts or not."

Li Aotian raised a heroic brow, but he had actually forgotten it, but he could satisfy Yushu: "This is equivalent to fingers and nose."

"Fingers and nose." The clever little Yushu suddenly understood: "It's just picking boogers, why are you talking so implicitly?"

It seems that I still haven't spoiled the emperor's uncle, so Li Yushu tried it himself, stretched out his index finger and poked it into his nostril, and quickly took it out with a cry: "Imperial uncle, the nostril hurts, and the finger is not right." pain."

"Well, the answer is clear." Li Aotian's face is as hot as a bubbling teapot, don't start, he doesn't want to discuss this issue.

Just when he wanted to get up, Yushu's little paw climbed up again at some point, and this time it was her turn to be shy.

I saw her rubbing her toes back and forth on the ground, her whole body was squeamish, and she spoke softly: "Uncle Huang, why... why doesn't it hurt me, and... still very comfortable."

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