Divine Doctor Xiao Mengfei
Chapter 258
Chapter 258
"What?" Momo was stunned when she heard this, and looked at Xiao Qiqi in puzzlement as she got up and flipped through the book she brought.
"Is mammy still a virgin?" Xiao Qiqi flipped through the so-called boudoir secrets brought by mammy, all of which were explained how to be a nanny for a man, just like kneeling to wash a man's feet just now. When a man eats, his wife has to stand and wait and so on.
This is called a boudoir secret?
Are you kidding her?
It's called, How to Train a Woman to Be a Nanny, or something.
Oh, this last book is really a little yellow picture, that is, the most traditional posture of a man on top of a woman, and there are not many explanations. It is more about what women should do afterwards, and how to get pregnant better.
For example, after you are done, arch your body and take a deep breath, it will be easier to get pregnant. What's more, if you say a word at this time, it is easier to have a boy.
What the hell, treat her as a childbirth machine.
"Your maidservant is someone else's wife." Although Mammy didn't understand why Xiao Qiqi asked such a question, she still replied respectfully.
Xiao Qiqi put the little yellow book in front of Mammy, "Then Mammy, according to the above, how many young masters have been born, so Mama is the only one in the family?"
Nanny frowned displeased, and looked at Xiao Qiqi puzzled, "Miss, what do you mean?"
"Literally." Xiao Qiqi put the book in the hand of the nanny.
"The servant has not given birth yet, and there are three or four sisters in the family." The mother thought for a while, and then replied, she married a eunuch, how could she have children?
But even if you marry a eunuch, there are still concubines underneath.
Xiao Qiqi groaned, and then asked, "Then, do you know the meaning of Guanyinlian, the old man's car?"
"Girl, you are the daughter of the Marquis Mansion." The old nanny blushed and stammered shyly. It's better not to talk about such secrets in the boudoir, as it will damage the image too much.
"Then according to the mother's teaching, the prince and I will be able to have children, and I will be able to sit firmly in the position of princess?"
Momo was rendered speechless by Xiao Qiqi's words.
"This is not strong enough. Go and collect some more shameful gestures." Xiao Qiqi carried the stack of books back to Nanny, and then whispered in her ear, "Mommy, there is something good to say. , Food is on the table, man is on the bed, this is the best interpretation of a man."
Mammy blushed again at what Xiao Qiqi told her, she hugged the stack of books and said, "Girl, this old slave can't teach you, old slave will leave." After speaking, she hurriedly turned and left.
"What the hell, you want to teach the young lady to kneel and serve people like that." Bai Lan pointed at the direction where the nanny left, and gave a light pooh, "What are you talking about the secrets of the boudoir, I, an unmarried, know much better than her .”
Hearing what Bai Lan said, Xiao Qiqi couldn't help laughing out loud, and teased, "Little expert in the boudoir, quickly demonstrate one or two tricks, show me, lest I get married and become a widow."
"Miss, I don't want you to bully slaves like this." Bai Lan blushed at Xiao Qiqi's words, and then said, "Miss, you know more than slaves. If you want to teach, you are the ones who teach slaves."
"Okay." Xiao Qiqi responded very simply, and said, "I'll teach you, you can compete with Xiao Gu Gu some other day to see who is better, this time he will definitely lose under your pomegranate skirt."
"Miss." Bai Lan glared at Xiao Qiqi, then stamped her foot, turned and fled.
(End of this chapter)
"What?" Momo was stunned when she heard this, and looked at Xiao Qiqi in puzzlement as she got up and flipped through the book she brought.
"Is mammy still a virgin?" Xiao Qiqi flipped through the so-called boudoir secrets brought by mammy, all of which were explained how to be a nanny for a man, just like kneeling to wash a man's feet just now. When a man eats, his wife has to stand and wait and so on.
This is called a boudoir secret?
Are you kidding her?
It's called, How to Train a Woman to Be a Nanny, or something.
Oh, this last book is really a little yellow picture, that is, the most traditional posture of a man on top of a woman, and there are not many explanations. It is more about what women should do afterwards, and how to get pregnant better.
For example, after you are done, arch your body and take a deep breath, it will be easier to get pregnant. What's more, if you say a word at this time, it is easier to have a boy.
What the hell, treat her as a childbirth machine.
"Your maidservant is someone else's wife." Although Mammy didn't understand why Xiao Qiqi asked such a question, she still replied respectfully.
Xiao Qiqi put the little yellow book in front of Mammy, "Then Mammy, according to the above, how many young masters have been born, so Mama is the only one in the family?"
Nanny frowned displeased, and looked at Xiao Qiqi puzzled, "Miss, what do you mean?"
"Literally." Xiao Qiqi put the book in the hand of the nanny.
"The servant has not given birth yet, and there are three or four sisters in the family." The mother thought for a while, and then replied, she married a eunuch, how could she have children?
But even if you marry a eunuch, there are still concubines underneath.
Xiao Qiqi groaned, and then asked, "Then, do you know the meaning of Guanyinlian, the old man's car?"
"Girl, you are the daughter of the Marquis Mansion." The old nanny blushed and stammered shyly. It's better not to talk about such secrets in the boudoir, as it will damage the image too much.
"Then according to the mother's teaching, the prince and I will be able to have children, and I will be able to sit firmly in the position of princess?"
Momo was rendered speechless by Xiao Qiqi's words.
"This is not strong enough. Go and collect some more shameful gestures." Xiao Qiqi carried the stack of books back to Nanny, and then whispered in her ear, "Mommy, there is something good to say. , Food is on the table, man is on the bed, this is the best interpretation of a man."
Mammy blushed again at what Xiao Qiqi told her, she hugged the stack of books and said, "Girl, this old slave can't teach you, old slave will leave." After speaking, she hurriedly turned and left.
"What the hell, you want to teach the young lady to kneel and serve people like that." Bai Lan pointed at the direction where the nanny left, and gave a light pooh, "What are you talking about the secrets of the boudoir, I, an unmarried, know much better than her .”
Hearing what Bai Lan said, Xiao Qiqi couldn't help laughing out loud, and teased, "Little expert in the boudoir, quickly demonstrate one or two tricks, show me, lest I get married and become a widow."
"Miss, I don't want you to bully slaves like this." Bai Lan blushed at Xiao Qiqi's words, and then said, "Miss, you know more than slaves. If you want to teach, you are the ones who teach slaves."
"Okay." Xiao Qiqi responded very simply, and said, "I'll teach you, you can compete with Xiao Gu Gu some other day to see who is better, this time he will definitely lose under your pomegranate skirt."
"Miss." Bai Lan glared at Xiao Qiqi, then stamped her foot, turned and fled.
(End of this chapter)
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