Wife-loving addiction: Jane's strong lock of marriage

Chapter 1196 Difficult! (3)

"Don't worry, don't worry!" Shen Qianfan patted him on the shoulder: "Brother Fan, I am the least creative. I don't know how to innovate. I only play with what is left over from other people's play. Brother Fan doesn't make things difficult for you. There is only one show tonight. After passing the test, you will be able to bridal chamber."

With the idea of ​​early death and early rebirth, Yi Hui said to Shen Qianfan, "Brother, tell me."

"You really know how to adapt to the wind!" Shen Qianfan scolded with a smile: "I have already used the honorifics, so I will call it that way in the future. If you dare to change it back, I will scrape you with big ears."

"Okay," Yi Hui said with a smile, "As long as Brother Fan raises his hand tonight, I will listen to whatever you say, brother."

Ye Qingci stood beside Jian Shichu, holding her son in her arms, smiling uncontrollably: "Huizi is really thick-skinned, what about moral integrity?"

The little guy said with a sullen face, "Wang eats up his integrity."

Ye Qingci looked at her son with a smile: "Honey, who taught you this? Do you know what morality is?"

"Yan Susu taught me," the little guy replied earnestly: "Yan Susu said that when little Susu was not married, the dogs ate up her integrity, and after she got married, the dogs gave little Susu her integrity." Spit it out."

"..." Ye Qingci let out a "puchi" laugh, "Does the baby know what morality is?"

The little guy thought for a while: "Integrity refers to a person's integrity, conduct, sense of justice, and also refers to the beat of the music. Now it is what people say about integrity. It is usually an Internet term. To put it bluntly, it means that all integrity has been lost. It's just shameless!"

"Oh! Baby, how did you say it so well? You are so right!" Ye Qingci hugged her son tightly, kissed his tender little face vigorously, and asked appreciatively: "Baby, How do you know so much? You are amazing!"

The little guy thought about it again, and replied: "It's said by grandparents, by parents, on TV, and in books."

Jian Shichu touched his son's tender face, and said proudly: "Our son is smart and eager to learn. When adults talk, he never cries or makes trouble. He sits quietly and listens. He remembers everything the adults say. It's gone in my heart, and the idiom stories you read to him, word stories and so on, after you read it once, he can remember it almost exactly, which is really amazing!"

"Well," Ye Qingci kissed her son affectionately: "I must have saved the whole world in my previous life, God gave me such a good son!"

Jian Qi raised his eyebrows: "What about me?"

Ye Qingci chuckled, "Then I must have saved the entire universe in my previous life, and God gave me such a good husband!"

Jian Shichu rubbed the back of her head: "This is more or less the same!"

On the other side, Shen Qianfan has already explained the rules to Yi Hui.

The rule is to let Shi Huanhuan lie on the ground, Yi Hui takes off his shirt, and puts his hands on the ground next to Shi Huanhuan, with his body directly above Shi Huanhuan's body, doing push-ups.

When Yi Hui was doing push-ups, Shen Qianyu posed riddles to Yi Hui.

Yi Hui has to answer a total of ten correct answers before he and Shi Huanhuan can drink a cup of wine and enter the bridal chamber.

If you can't answer, then Shen Qianyu will continue to ask questions until you can answer a total of ten.

Yi Hui screamed: "Brother Fan, you are too ruthless! Ten questions! How many push-ups do I have to do to answer correctly?"

"I'm ruthless, are you ruthless?" Shen Qianfan raised his eyebrows: "I'm an older brother, and I don't have a girlfriend yet, and you're going to enter the bridal chamber with your wife in your arms, do you know how many pieces my heart has been broken into? Who is the ruthless one of us?"

Yi Hui: "...Okay, I admit it!"

Anyway, when the bridegroom got into trouble in the bridal chamber, he was going to be pinched round and flattened by others, and he admitted it!
He first asked the servant to bring a thick blanket and spread it on the floor, and then let Shi Huanhuan lie on it so that Shi Huanhuan would not catch a cold.

Shi Huanhuan was moved by his thoughtfulness, her cheeks flushed slightly, and she glanced at him affectionately.

Yi Hui's blood boiled immediately, he took off his shirt, put his hands on Shi Huanhuan's side, and began to do push-ups.

He has done three, but he still hasn't heard Shen Qianfan speak, so he is anxious: "Brother Fan, are you stuck? Why don't you speak?"

"Come here, let's start!" Shen Qianfan coughed and suppressed a laugh, "The first riddle, a man is exhausted to death on a woman, type an idiom."

Yi Hui: "...Brother! Can we come up with some normal riddles?"

Shen Qianfan smiled: "Today is your bridal chamber wedding night, so I am sorry for you when you uttered normal idioms?"

In order to avoid doing push-ups less and not being poor with Shen Qianfan, Yi Hui thought about it carefully: "I can't extricate myself."

The crowd around the audience burst into laughter.

Ye Qingci blushed, and angrily said, "You people, you look so dignified, your belly is full of yellow water."

The little guy looked at Ye Qingci curiously: "Mom, isn't it full of ink? Why is it full of yellow water?"

Ye Qingci: "..."

She was speechless.

Jian Shichu said: "A cultured person has ink in his stomach, and an uneducated person has yellow water in his stomach."

The little guy nodded solemnly: "Oh, I see."

Ye Qingci: "..."

What do you know son?

I knew she shouldn't have brought her son to watch the fun!
"The first answer is correct, A Lan, you count." Shen Qianfan asked the second riddle: "Little brother of the little friend, let's type an idiom."

Yi Hui: "...the future is long."

Ye Qingci: "...Uh, Ah Ling, are you sleepy? Let's go home and see the younger brothers, shall we?"

Let them play this unsuitable game. It would be better for her to bring her precious son home as soon as possible.

The little guy put his arms around Ye Qingci's neck and said, "Mom, are Dad, Yan Susu, and little Susu going home with us?"

Ye Qingci said: "Father and Uncle Yan and Uncle Yan won't go, so Mom will take Ah Ling back."

The bridal chamber was full of excitement, if Jian Shichu left with Xiao Yan and Jing Shun, Yi Hui must be wondering how he offended the three of them and why they all left all at once.

"Then Ah Ling wants to be here with Dad, okay?" The little guy tightened Ye Qingci's neck: "A Ling likes to be with Dad."

Jian Shichu was immediately elated by his son's coaxing, and his heart was so tender, he kissed his son, and said to Ye Qingci: "Here, it's okay, A Ling is still young, so I don't understand what it means, besides, We are boys, what are boys afraid of? At most, they will bring us a few daughter-in-laws before graduating from high school, it’s okay, we can afford it!”

Ye Qingci: "..."

Master Qi, your son is not yet four years old, okay?
Daughter-in-law!
You always think too far!

Over there, Shen Qianfan started to come up with a third riddle: "The third one, the eunuchs are in a meeting, so let's type an idiom."

(End of this chapter)