Wife-loving addiction: Jane's strong lock of marriage
Chapter 953 The bridal chamber
Chapter 953 The bridal chamber (2)
The young man called "Fatty" narrowed his smiling eyes and rolled up his sleeves: "Brothers, then I will not be polite!"
More than a dozen young men who were making trouble in the bridal chamber coaxed together: "You're welcome, just go ahead!"
Fatty has a name that is not at all worthy of his weight of more than 200 jins. His name is Zhang Yi. His family background is worse than that of Yi Hui and the others.
Zhang Yi loves to be lively, and he is good at making bridal chambers, with countless strange ideas.
Yi Hui and Xiao Yan were too familiar, and he was too embarrassed to make a move on a slightly "exciting" show, so he called Zhang Yi over.
Seeing Zhang Yi, Xiao Yan felt that something bad was going on in his heart, and it became even stronger.
Zhang Yi looked at Xiao Yan and Ai Xiaoxiao, his eyes couldn't see the smile, rolled up his sleeves, and said to Xiao Yan: "Brother Yan, I'm not welcome, because of our brother's past love, I It's not too difficult, I'll just come up with two simple riddles, you and my sister-in-law each guess one, if you guess right, we'll send you to the bridal chamber, and you can have the bridal chamber."
Just two riddles, which is not too much to ask.
Xiao Yan nodded, "Say it."
Zhang Yi coughed, cleared his throat, and said loudly, "The first riddle is for the groom, who lives together without a marriage certificate and plays a sport."
"..." Xiao Yan gritted his teeth.
What should I do if my fist is itchy?
When making troubles in the bridal chamber, it's normal and harmless to make troubles a little bit.
The group of brothers who usually get together and can stab each other's ribs, no one came out to "serve justice" at this moment. Instead, they all applauded, booed, and watched the joke with a happy smile.
Xiao Yan knew he couldn't escape, but luckily the answer was easy to guess, so he didn't struggle, and said with a blank expression: "Morning exercises."
A group of young men roared with laughter, slapped the table, and whistled with their fingers in their mouths. The room was full of people, and they wanted to lift the roof off.
Ye Qingci smiled and spat, and twisted Jian Shichu's waist, "Why do you men like this?"
"What do we men like?" Jian Shichu stretched out his hand and pulled her into his arms, "We also did morning exercises back then, right?"
Ye Qingci: "...you go away!"
She pushed Jian Shichu hard, blushing.
Master Jian Qi has a thick skin!
How dark was his dark history back then, but now he is ashamed to mention it. Isn't he afraid of kneeling on the washboard at night?
Seeing her shy smile at the beginning, Jian Shichu was satisfied, and pulled her back into her arms and kissed her, feeling very happy.
"Our brother Yan is really all-rounder. This kind of small problem will not trouble our brother Yan. Next, we will see my sister-in-law." Zhang Yi continued to play tricks, and looked at Ai Xiaoxiao with a smile, "Little sister-in-law, the second You can answer the riddle, it's very simple, sister-in-law, please listen to the question, men have it, women don't, use a physical term."
"..." Ai Xiaoxiao looked at a loss.
Ai Xiaoxiao is just a simple college student who hasn't left the university. It's as clean as wahha mineral water. Where have I heard these colorful riddles?
Xiao Yan came close to her ear and whispered two words, Ai Xiaoxiao's face turned red.
Really...
Why does marriage have the custom of having a bridal chamber?
So embarrassing!
Zhang Yi looked at Ai Xiaoxiao, and laughed, "Sister-in-law, brother Yan helped you cheat, and we admit it, you just need to say the answer out loud."
"..." Ai Xiaoxiao blushed and hesitated for a while, but finally couldn't escape, and answered bravely: "Undulations."
There was another burst of laughter in the room.
Zhang Yi laughed the loudest, and winked at Xiao Yan: "Brother Yan, my sister-in-law has such a good figure, this physical term must be interpreted very well, Brother Yan, you will be lucky soon."
Xiao Yan's handsome face was still as calm as a perfect piece of jade, while Ai Xiaoxiao's face was so red that it was about to burn.
Jian Shichu glanced at it, felt that it was almost done, and took Ye Qingci a few steps forward, "Okay, the fun is almost done, right? What should you do? Go ahead, don't disturb the young couple's bridal chamber." Anniversary."
When Jian Shichu spoke, others naturally had no objections.
In front of everyone, let the two drink a big cup and a small cup, and because of Xiao Yan's stomachache, he was only allowed to take a sip, and he didn't let him drink it all.
After the two of them had finished their glasses of wine, everyone drank another glass together, and a group of bridal chamber troublemakers withdrew from the new house.
A dozen or twenty people walked into the room at once, only Xiao Yan and Ai Xiaoxiao were left, and the room suddenly became empty and quiet.
Ai Xiaoxiao sat at the end of the bed with her head down, feeling very ashamed.
Xiao Yan raised his hand to touch the top of her hair, "Go, take a bath first, let's rest after the bath, we have to get up early tomorrow."
Ai smiled and nodded, "Oh."
She raised her head and saw Xiao Yan turn around and go to another bathroom, she suddenly felt a little panicked, and raised her hand to grab Xiao Yan's hand, "Brother Yan..."
"Huh?" Xiao Yan looked back at her with tender eyebrows, "What's wrong?"
"I..." Ai Xiaoxiao bit her lip, her heart beating violently, "I won't let you drink, are you angry?"
Xiao Yan froze for a moment, raised his eyebrows: "Angry? Why should I be angry?"
Ai Xiaoxiao lowered her head, and whispered anxiously: "Last night, my mother just told me that as a woman, you should give yourself a man's face. Men are different from women. They are born to love to hang out with their friends and like to eat and drink. If I don't like you drinking too much, and I can't talk about you in front of your friends. It's not giving you face, it's just not sensible, but today... today I can't hold back, I'm afraid that your stomach hurts after drinking, I think Your stomach hurts, and I feel very uncomfortable...Are you going to be angry with me?"
Seeing her uneasy look, Xiao Yan laughed dumbly, turned around, hugged her, pressed her head in his arms, and gently stroked the back of her head, "I'm not angry, you care about me, it's too late for me to be happy , how could I be angry?"
Ai Xiaoxiao flattened her mouth, "But my mother said that controlling you in front of your friends is just ignorant and will make you angry... If you are angry, you tell me...I, I..."
She probably won't change...
Thinking of this, Ai Xiaoxiao was a little frustrated.
Could it be that she is really headstrong like her mother said, and has no potential to be a good wife and mother?
Thinking of her actions, which might make Xiao Yan hate her, and might affect the relationship between their husband and wife, Ai Xiaoxiao was particularly depressed.
Xiao Yan saw through her thoughts and couldn't help laughing, "My mother is very good to me, but she was wrong about this matter."
Hearing Xiao Yan changed his words and called her mother "our mother", Ai Xiaoxiao's heart was pounding, her face turned redder, and she raised her eyes to look at him.
(End of this chapter)
The young man called "Fatty" narrowed his smiling eyes and rolled up his sleeves: "Brothers, then I will not be polite!"
More than a dozen young men who were making trouble in the bridal chamber coaxed together: "You're welcome, just go ahead!"
Fatty has a name that is not at all worthy of his weight of more than 200 jins. His name is Zhang Yi. His family background is worse than that of Yi Hui and the others.
Zhang Yi loves to be lively, and he is good at making bridal chambers, with countless strange ideas.
Yi Hui and Xiao Yan were too familiar, and he was too embarrassed to make a move on a slightly "exciting" show, so he called Zhang Yi over.
Seeing Zhang Yi, Xiao Yan felt that something bad was going on in his heart, and it became even stronger.
Zhang Yi looked at Xiao Yan and Ai Xiaoxiao, his eyes couldn't see the smile, rolled up his sleeves, and said to Xiao Yan: "Brother Yan, I'm not welcome, because of our brother's past love, I It's not too difficult, I'll just come up with two simple riddles, you and my sister-in-law each guess one, if you guess right, we'll send you to the bridal chamber, and you can have the bridal chamber."
Just two riddles, which is not too much to ask.
Xiao Yan nodded, "Say it."
Zhang Yi coughed, cleared his throat, and said loudly, "The first riddle is for the groom, who lives together without a marriage certificate and plays a sport."
"..." Xiao Yan gritted his teeth.
What should I do if my fist is itchy?
When making troubles in the bridal chamber, it's normal and harmless to make troubles a little bit.
The group of brothers who usually get together and can stab each other's ribs, no one came out to "serve justice" at this moment. Instead, they all applauded, booed, and watched the joke with a happy smile.
Xiao Yan knew he couldn't escape, but luckily the answer was easy to guess, so he didn't struggle, and said with a blank expression: "Morning exercises."
A group of young men roared with laughter, slapped the table, and whistled with their fingers in their mouths. The room was full of people, and they wanted to lift the roof off.
Ye Qingci smiled and spat, and twisted Jian Shichu's waist, "Why do you men like this?"
"What do we men like?" Jian Shichu stretched out his hand and pulled her into his arms, "We also did morning exercises back then, right?"
Ye Qingci: "...you go away!"
She pushed Jian Shichu hard, blushing.
Master Jian Qi has a thick skin!
How dark was his dark history back then, but now he is ashamed to mention it. Isn't he afraid of kneeling on the washboard at night?
Seeing her shy smile at the beginning, Jian Shichu was satisfied, and pulled her back into her arms and kissed her, feeling very happy.
"Our brother Yan is really all-rounder. This kind of small problem will not trouble our brother Yan. Next, we will see my sister-in-law." Zhang Yi continued to play tricks, and looked at Ai Xiaoxiao with a smile, "Little sister-in-law, the second You can answer the riddle, it's very simple, sister-in-law, please listen to the question, men have it, women don't, use a physical term."
"..." Ai Xiaoxiao looked at a loss.
Ai Xiaoxiao is just a simple college student who hasn't left the university. It's as clean as wahha mineral water. Where have I heard these colorful riddles?
Xiao Yan came close to her ear and whispered two words, Ai Xiaoxiao's face turned red.
Really...
Why does marriage have the custom of having a bridal chamber?
So embarrassing!
Zhang Yi looked at Ai Xiaoxiao, and laughed, "Sister-in-law, brother Yan helped you cheat, and we admit it, you just need to say the answer out loud."
"..." Ai Xiaoxiao blushed and hesitated for a while, but finally couldn't escape, and answered bravely: "Undulations."
There was another burst of laughter in the room.
Zhang Yi laughed the loudest, and winked at Xiao Yan: "Brother Yan, my sister-in-law has such a good figure, this physical term must be interpreted very well, Brother Yan, you will be lucky soon."
Xiao Yan's handsome face was still as calm as a perfect piece of jade, while Ai Xiaoxiao's face was so red that it was about to burn.
Jian Shichu glanced at it, felt that it was almost done, and took Ye Qingci a few steps forward, "Okay, the fun is almost done, right? What should you do? Go ahead, don't disturb the young couple's bridal chamber." Anniversary."
When Jian Shichu spoke, others naturally had no objections.
In front of everyone, let the two drink a big cup and a small cup, and because of Xiao Yan's stomachache, he was only allowed to take a sip, and he didn't let him drink it all.
After the two of them had finished their glasses of wine, everyone drank another glass together, and a group of bridal chamber troublemakers withdrew from the new house.
A dozen or twenty people walked into the room at once, only Xiao Yan and Ai Xiaoxiao were left, and the room suddenly became empty and quiet.
Ai Xiaoxiao sat at the end of the bed with her head down, feeling very ashamed.
Xiao Yan raised his hand to touch the top of her hair, "Go, take a bath first, let's rest after the bath, we have to get up early tomorrow."
Ai smiled and nodded, "Oh."
She raised her head and saw Xiao Yan turn around and go to another bathroom, she suddenly felt a little panicked, and raised her hand to grab Xiao Yan's hand, "Brother Yan..."
"Huh?" Xiao Yan looked back at her with tender eyebrows, "What's wrong?"
"I..." Ai Xiaoxiao bit her lip, her heart beating violently, "I won't let you drink, are you angry?"
Xiao Yan froze for a moment, raised his eyebrows: "Angry? Why should I be angry?"
Ai Xiaoxiao lowered her head, and whispered anxiously: "Last night, my mother just told me that as a woman, you should give yourself a man's face. Men are different from women. They are born to love to hang out with their friends and like to eat and drink. If I don't like you drinking too much, and I can't talk about you in front of your friends. It's not giving you face, it's just not sensible, but today... today I can't hold back, I'm afraid that your stomach hurts after drinking, I think Your stomach hurts, and I feel very uncomfortable...Are you going to be angry with me?"
Seeing her uneasy look, Xiao Yan laughed dumbly, turned around, hugged her, pressed her head in his arms, and gently stroked the back of her head, "I'm not angry, you care about me, it's too late for me to be happy , how could I be angry?"
Ai Xiaoxiao flattened her mouth, "But my mother said that controlling you in front of your friends is just ignorant and will make you angry... If you are angry, you tell me...I, I..."
She probably won't change...
Thinking of this, Ai Xiaoxiao was a little frustrated.
Could it be that she is really headstrong like her mother said, and has no potential to be a good wife and mother?
Thinking of her actions, which might make Xiao Yan hate her, and might affect the relationship between their husband and wife, Ai Xiaoxiao was particularly depressed.
Xiao Yan saw through her thoughts and couldn't help laughing, "My mother is very good to me, but she was wrong about this matter."
Hearing Xiao Yan changed his words and called her mother "our mother", Ai Xiaoxiao's heart was pounding, her face turned redder, and she raised her eyes to look at him.
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
In name only: I will break the chess game in Handong
Chapter 393 8 hours ago -
Reincarnated as the Death Spider Queen, sacrificing Bibi Dong at the start
Chapter 348 8 hours ago -
My Anime Girlfriends
Chapter 204 8 hours ago -
Cataphracts, surviving in a world full of mods
Chapter 303 8 hours ago -
Starting with magical girls, I'll reign supreme for eternity.
Chapter 889 8 hours ago -
Warhammer: Empire Reboot
Chapter 1086 8 hours ago -
The Cold and Aloof Palace Master's Daily Demon-Slaying Life
Chapter 138 8 hours ago -
Turbid World: Martial Arts Master of the Republic of China Era, I Cultivate Immortality!
Chapter 128 8 hours ago -
The Legend of the Overlord Immortals
Chapter 47 8 hours ago -
I'm 1.9 meters tall and weigh 200 pounds, can I pull the hem?
Chapter 51 8 hours ago