For the rest of my life, please advise

Chapter 46 Married Life (1)
When I meet you, it will last forever.

Chen Cong asked: "How does it feel to be married?"

Gu Wei laughed three times, and said two simple and neat words: "I earned it!" After saying that, he went away happily, leaving Chen Cong and me looking at each other in blank dismay.

Chen Cong: "Let me tell you, his route is rather ethereal..."

Brush the lower limit

Baimianjun is a man who likes to play games very much.Dinner games, card games, song games, ball games... life is extremely empty.

Doctors are often invited, but for Mr. Baimian, we both decided not to have unnecessary contacts if we can.

One day, after receiving a call from Mr. Baimian, the doctor simply turned on the loudspeaker.

"Gu Wei, bring your wife tonight for a gathering."

I looked up at the doctor, then lowered my head and continued reading.

Five seconds later—

Doctor: "My wife has something to do at night."

Mr. Baimian: "Hey, it's just right, come on, let's go together!"

What is "just right"? !A group of big men...

I curled my lips and made a "sound, color, dog, horse" mouth shape.

Five seconds later—

Doctor: "My wife won't let me go."

Mr. Baimian: "Oh! You are so strict!"

Doctor: "Ah."

The reputation of doctors as "strict wives" spread inexplicably.In fact, I am very innocent.

The annual graduation season is not only the parting peak of the fresh graduates, but also the gathering peak of the former students. I received an email, and the college classmates had a reunion.Seeing the list of attendees-there are so many people, it is destined to not eat well.

Doctor: "If you don't want to go, don't go."

Me: "No excuse."

Doctor: "Just say I won't let you go." The tone was very natural.

In the evening, I received a call from my senior, and sat next to the doctor to answer the phone: "Brother, I'm so sorry, the doctor is working overtime this weekend and has to deliver clothes and meals."

Brother: "What year is it, and you still send clothes and meals?"

[Doctor whispers: "Our family is more traditional."]
I embarrassed: "Ah, our family is more traditional."

Brother: "Oh, where can't I eat rice, I have to give it to you."

[The doctor whispers: "I'm not used to eating outside."]
I was embarrassed: "Ah, he is not used to eating outside."

Brother: "I'm not married yet, that's it." (We haven't had a wedding yet.)
[The doctor pouted: "I've been married for almost two months."]
I kicked him.

Brother: "Hey, it just so happens that it will be difficult to ask you out for dinner while you're not married."

[The doctor curls his lips: "Sound, color, dog, horse."]
I was embarrassed: "Hey, I have already obtained the certificate."

Senior brother: "Ah?! Alas, another good seedling in our department has been poached by outsiders. No, no, we have to come out and have a get-together."

Me: "My husband won't let me."

Brother: "...so direct."

Sansan said: "The doctor's face is written with 'don't get close to strangers, don't disturb acquaintances', people who have ideas, don't think too much, you can't hold me."

Chen Cong: "Lin Zhixiao looks like 'I can't do anything, it's extremely hard to chase'."

Due to our deceitful appearance and low-profile dating, people around are always in the "what?! In love? With whom?! What?! We've been talking for four years?! What?! We're going to get married ?!" In the middle of accidents and gossip, Gu Wei and I met friends and classmates in the later stages of our relationship and were watched and molested.

I thought that on the day of the wedding banquet, everyone had already been molested by everyone, but I didn’t expect that everyone’s interest was so high that when we came back from our honeymoon, we formed a team and partnered to moles us again in the name of accepting the wind.

And so the battle against molesting began.

As soon as I entered the door, everyone turned to me: "Hey hey hey..."

Gu Wei: "Don't laugh so obscenely."

Crowd: "..."

A: "Come, come, the newlyweds first have a French kiss."

Gu Wei stretched out his hand calmly: "Pay."

B: "Xiao Lin, is Gu Wei treating you well?"

I'm good."

B: "Really?"

Me: "Well."

B: "Really?"

Me: "Hi... Luyu."

C: "My wife and mother fell into the sea, who should be rescued first?"

Gu Wei: "My dad swims better than me."

C: "...the wife and child fell into the sea, who should be rescued first?"

Gu Wei: "I haven't taught my children to swim yet, why should I take them to the beach?"

Ding: "Does Gu Wei go home and hand in his salary every month?"

Gu Wei: "Long-term workers, modern people's wages are all clocked in."

Wu poured Gu Wei a glass of wine before I arrived.During the banquet——

E: "Xiao Lin, look at me. I work hard, work hard, have no bad habits, I need to be tall and handsome, and I need to look good. Why can't I find a good girl?"

Me: "It's bad luck." It's a matter of character.

E: "... Is there any single good girl among your classmates and colleagues?"

I have."

Wu was full of energy in an instant: "Come, come, let me introduce you."

Me: "Lawyer, both talented and beautiful, dignified and generous, can go to the hall, can enter the kitchen, the law firm is in the same area as your unit."

E: "Really? Then give me a contact information."

Me: "Gu Wei had a drink just now."

Everyone made a fuss, Wu drank two glasses, and when he was about to finish drinking, Ding asked, "Why is such a good girl alone until now?"

Me: "She wants to find a full-time husband. She makes money outside, and the husband takes care of the children at home."

E: "..."

One day after marriage.

Gu Wei: "Let me teach you how to swim."

Me: "Why do you suddenly want to teach me how to swim?"

Gu Wei: "Swimming is good for exercising your cardiopulmonary function, and it can keep you fit—"

Me: "Get to the point."

Gu Wei glanced at my upper body coquettishly: "I haven't seen you in a swimsuit yet..."

I also looked at his lower body coquettishly: "Speaking of which, I have never seen you wearing swimming trunks..."

They are simply comparing each other wretchedly.

When I came back from a business trip and opened the door, the doctor was drinking water from a cup.

When I saw his glistening mouth, I pounced on him and took a bite.

Doctor: "Why do you look like a wolf?"

I was speechless: "The male protagonists always say 'how do you look like a puppy' with a doting face." (=_=It seems that it is not a good metaphor.)
Doctor: "Oh, why does it look like a little wolf dog?"

...! ! !
I slept until midnight and was hungry, so I had to get up to look for food. I got up and walked to the kitchen with my eyes closed.

When Gu Weihuang came to the kitchen, I was sitting on a dining chair with a single lamp and stuffing sliced ​​bread into my mouth. He closed his eyes and sat next to me.I thought, I can't let him stay with me here, so I dragged him back to the bedroom.

When I woke up the next morning, I found that there was a person on the sheet, a quilt on the person, and a bag of bread spread out on the quilt... The two of them unwrapped and washed the sheet and quilt cover "囧囧 with spirit".

In the evening, Gu Wei put another box of snacks next to the thermos cup on the bedside table, and then teased me: "Do you need to put another fruit?"

Me: "Okay, please cut the apples into pieces and put the grapes in a stick. Remember to cover them with plastic wrap to prevent oxidation."

Gu Wei: "..."

The two went to the barbershop together.

The barber asked Gu Wei: "How do you plan to cut it?"

Me: "It is said that the round inch is the best hairstyle to test a handsome guy."

Gu Wei: "So what if it turns out he's handsome?"

Me: "I'm happy."

Gu Wei: "So what if it's not?"

Me: "Then I'll change it."

Gu Wei turned his head: "What kind of wife am I looking for?"

After cutting, I dragged Gu Wei home who was walking slowly: "Handsome guy, hurry up, hurry up, don't be seen by other women."

Gu Wei said "I don't want to talk to you", but he couldn't hide the corners of his mouth.

The doctor watched me eat an apple.

I said: "An apple a day keeps a doctor away."

The doctor raised his eyebrows: "OK. I'll go." Then he really left and went to take a shower.

His humor can be really cold at times.

Parents
Cousin and Andre's second baby is coming soon, aunt has just had a minor operation, uncle is taking care of him in the hospital, and Andre is too busy to take care of him, so grandpa said: "Send June to X City to wait For a while."

Gu Wei went to pick up the plane and took him home for dinner. After greeting everyone, he went into the kitchen to help me cook.

In the hot summer, cooking has become an extremely ecstasy, so I steamed, stewed, boiled, stewed, mixed, and stir-fried - such a difficult task fell to Gu Wei.However, as a conscientious wife, I make preparations, wash and cut the vegetables to be fried and put them on the plate.

When Gu Wei came in, I was almost ready, I tied the apron belt for him, watched him pick up the plate and put the dishes into the pot, and suddenly remembered: "Hey, do you still remember that you once said that Mr. The wife washes and cuts the dishes, and he only needs to be in charge of frying them?"

Gu Wei paused for a moment: "Ah..."

"Mr. Gu, who is it now? It's my wife who washes and cuts the vegetables. He's only responsible for frying the dishes?"

"..." Gu Wei turned around angrily and pinched my face, I couldn't help laughing.

The kitchen at home is semi-open, so——

"You two are still flirting while cooking!" Gu Xiao shouted from afar, "Hurry up, don't starve the pregnant lady."

During the meal, we talked about cooling off the summer heat, and my cousin asked, "Don't you use summer mats?"

I prefer soft bed sheets. I have never used a mat since I was a child, and neither did Gu Wei, because it is not good for the joints, so I replied without thinking too much: "Oh, the mat doesn't absorb sweat." (This is really a very normal thing. Reason!)
Suddenly, everyone at the table stared at me and Gu Wei, and then led by my cousin and Gu Xiao, showing ambiguous expressions.

Andre was astonished and said: "Oh, the relationship between your husband and wife is really good."

I want to bury my face in the bowl... what and what!

The doctor's wife was free during the summer vacation, so she took June back to them, but it was really hard for the doctor's wife to take care of her all the time. Together, Gu Weiyi and I, every week, my in-laws take care of her for four days, and we take care of her for three days. So Gu Wei and I's "Parents Era" officially kicked off.

June: "Good morning, uncle."

Gu Wei: "Good morning."

June: "Good morning, little aunt." (My cousin told her that I am younger than Gu Wei, so I joked that Xiaoxiao's aunt is my little aunt.)
Me: "Good morning."

On weekends, everyone went to grandpa's for dinner.

June: "Uncle has eaten."

Gu Wei: "Okay."

June: "Little uncle has eaten."

Gu Xiao: "Here we come."

June: "Little aunt has eaten."

Me: "Uh..."

Everyone: "..."

later.

June: "Good morning, uncle."

Gu Wei: "Good morning."

June: "Uncle—" I got stuck, looked at Gu Wei and then at me, "Good morning, Auntie."

Me: "... good morning."

God knows what Gu Wei thought of to correct it.

Gu Wei got a swimming pass and took June to the swimming pool, and I, a landlubber, sat by the pool - soaking my feet.

Under Gu Wei's guidance, June's fleshy little feet slapped the water, and when she was tired after studying for a while, she reached out for me and wanted me to hug her, and then she lay down in my arms and refused to get down.

Gu Wei: "June, come down."

June shook her head: "Well~~~"

Gu Wei: "June, come down."

June continued to shake her head: "Well~~~"

Gu Wei held my waist with both hands, and carried us into the water!
June and I: "Ah!!!!" How can you manage the water depth of 1.6 meters! ! !I heroically took a sip of my own footwashing water! ! !
June learned how to swim very fast, so fast that I think she has always been able to swim before, but it’s just that she is unfamiliar with swimming for a long time. After two days, she can handle it by herself holding the buoyancy board, so I became the key training for the two of them object.

Gu Wei supported my abdomen: "Slap the water with your feet. Hurry up."

June lying on the floating board: "Auntie, come on!"

I was the only older student in the whole swimming pool, what an embarrassing scene.

With the current height of June, it is too difficult to reach the faucet.In order to make it easier for her to brush her teeth and wash her face, Gu Wei specially bought an ottoman for her.Since then, the children in June have been invincible.

Every morning after washing up by myself, I squeezed toothpaste for us; then I stood at the dining table with a small stool and spread peanut butter on the bread;The whole person is spinning like a small spinning top, perfectly interpreting a sentence: [-] centimeters, change the world.

Once, I went home from shopping in the supermarket.

"Auntie, what kind of dish is this?"

"Cabbage. Wash it and tear it into small pieces. You can make shredded cabbage by hand."

"I'm here to help."

"Okay."

A quarter of an hour later, Gu Wei entered the kitchen.

"School of the Forest!"

"Ok?"

"You are ineffective in supervision!"

When I ran to the kitchen, I saw a pool of shredded cabbage...June stood innocently by the pool.

"Uh——" We felt that we shouldn't dampen the enthusiasm of the children, so, "June is really capable. Uncle, let's fry a little more today."

Gu Wei said coolly: "Uncle wants to cook, but he doesn't have such a big pot."

So I ate three meals of cabbage.

Cousin and Andre pay great attention to cultivating June's independent self-care ability, so at home, June always soaks in the bathtub and takes a bath by himself, while Gu Wei and I both prefer showers. There is no bathtub at home, and June can't take a bath. Gu Wei Just unscrupulously put her in the sink...

After my outcry, June learned to shower herself.

After two or three times, the children are done, and there is no problem in controlling the water temperature and water volume by themselves.After she finished washing, I took her out to dry and then went in to wash by myself. Gu Wei also came in, and as soon as he closed the door, June knocked on the door outside: "Uncle comes out! Uncle comes out! Boys and boys wash, girls and women Babies wash!"

Gu Wei opened the door speechlessly: "Uncle and aunt are different."

June shook her head.

Gu Wei: "My aunt is my uncle's wife."

June still shook her head.

Gu Wei: "Just like your father and mother. Didn't they take a bath together?"

June continued to shake her head.

Gu Wei sighed in a low voice: "There is no interest in life..."

I kicked him: "What are you talking about." In front of the child.

In the end, Gu Wei was reluctantly pulled out by June.

Gu Wei went to a meeting in another city, slept out for two days, and slept with me in June.

On weekends, the heat outside was unbearable, and June and I decided to stay at home, eat a big meal, and take a nap.

Half asleep and half awake, I vaguely heard the sound of the key opening the door, opened my eyes in a daze, and saw Gu Wei walking in, standing at the end of the bed, looking at us and smiling, then climbed up lightly, touching June's Forehead, she was sleeping soundly in my arms.

Gu Wei came over and kissed me: "It's like a mother."

"Well--"

"Do you want to have a baby yourself?"

"June is here, it's not so good..."

Gu Wei was stunned for three seconds: "You pervert!"

=_=Did I say something wrong...?
In the evening, when Gu Wei came out of the shower, June was already lying on our bed, occupying his half of the bed openly.

Gu Wei's expression was a little subtle for a moment.

Then--

June: "Boys sleep with boys, and girls sleep with girls." (She recently fell in love with this logic.)
Gu Wei: "Doesn't your father sleep with your mother?"

June: "Because Dad has to take care of the younger brother in Mom's womb."

Gu Wei: "Then uncle also needs to take care of the younger brother in aunt's womb."

June turned her head and glanced at me: "Aunt has no younger brother in her stomach." (Children are too smart now.)
Gu Wei: "Sooner or later there will be."

I couldn't listen to the "serious" conversation between these two people, so I said, "Don't make trouble, the three of us will sleep together tonight."

June quickly moved her little butt to my side, then patted Gu Wei on the empty bed on the other side.

Gu Wei helped his forehead, and accepted June's arrangement resignedly.

The second day after the three of them slept together, after taking a shower in June, she lay on the bed holding her mobile phone and called her cousin.

Cousin: "What are you doing now?"

June was elated: "The three of us sleep together! I'm lying between my aunt and uncle!"

= _ =
Cousin and Andre: "..."

It was the third day to solve the problem of three people sleeping together. I caught a cold, which was not serious, but in order to prevent the infection from spreading to June, I took the initiative to sleep in the guest room after taking a shower at night, and went to bed early after taking medicine.

When it was almost eleven o'clock, Gu Wei opened the door and came in, and lay down next to me.

"What about June?"

"Go back to your room and fall asleep."

"..."

"Could it be that I took her to sleep?"

"No……"

"Go to sleep."

"Did you come here and take the initiative to be infected?"

Gu Wei pulled me into his arms: "I'm a doctor, so I can't get infected."

What is the logic?

(End of this chapter)