Chapter 816
"Didn't you say the spider moved just now?"

Xiaobao glanced at the big spider in front of him and asked Dabao.

"Yeah, they really moved just now, I saw them stand up, but why are they not moving now?"

Dabao was very puzzled, she looked at the big spider and it really stood up, but why is it still not moving now?

"You must be dazzled, the lights here are too dim."

"Really? Maybe it's true, you're done peeing, shall we move on now?"

"Come on. These spiders may be statues, you liar, they don't even have eyes."

Well, it's not that they don't have eyes, they are smoked by your boy's urine, can you close them?
"Are you sure they won't eat us?"

Dabao was a little timid after all, and asked cautiously.

Xiaobao thought for a while, and took out a marble he had played with before from his pocket, and wanted to try to hit the spider, but just when he escaped from the bag, the marble fell to the ground, and it was even worse. It happened to land in Xiaobao's pee.

"It's so disgusting, it fell into the pee again, this is your pee, go pick it up."

Xiao Bao looked at the marble with a look of disgust, then touched in the bag again, it was gone, only this one was left.

He is not willing to throw spiders at other things, either for food or his little pistol, forget it, let's go pick it up, anyway, it's his own pee, so he's not afraid.

"Uncle Huo said before that when they were young, they played with peeing mud. I will tell them that you play peeing ball after going out."

Xiaobao didn't pay attention to what Dabao said later, and even gave her a very disgusted look. Anyway, you have my urine on your leg, and you can't get clean.

Xiao Bao picked up the ball with a paper towel, and threw it at the staring spider that looked up.

"Snapped"

"Look, there's no response, it's really fake, but it looks like it, I must have been dazzled just now."

"Well, let's go then."

The two children didn't have the astonishing eyesight of their parents, otherwise, they would have seen the piss-stained ball directly punch a hole in Starscream's hind leg.

But it didn't dare to move, because the smell was too strong. If it moved, what would it do if it got stained by this sacred object?
Holding hands and carrying two big bags, Xiaobao calmly walked around behind these spiders.

Because both of them were stained with Xiaobao's boy's urine, the smell was extremely strong, and none of the spiders that frightened them when they walked past these spiders moved.

Of course, in the end, Xiaobao even picked up the ball that fell under the bottom of a blue spider in the last row without fear of death.

However, when he bent down to pick it up, he actually saw the blue spider's buttocks shrinking and moving. It was the feeling that the buttocks of a human being were frightened and locked.

Xiaobao stood up in a daze, and looked at the 7 spiders. At this moment, he knew that these 7 spiders were not fake, they were real.

But why don't they move?Fell asleep?
"What's the matter? Aren't you leaving? There's a room over there."

"Oh, go now, go now, go fast, go fast."

Xiaobao pulled Dabao up and walked to the front room. To leave here, there was only one thought in his mind, to take Dabao and leave here.

It would be even worse if the spiders woke up.

……

It's also a boy's urine, but this child's boy's urine is definitely ten times stronger than an adult's boy's urine.

However, Yan Kuan and the others have a lot of quantity, which can be regarded as an advantage.

Seeing the huge monster slowly approaching them, the others also saw this strange mutated stone monkey with blood-red eyes.

"Boss, what are we going to do?"

"Find a way to pour all the boy's urine on it, and then use cannonballs."

It's not easy to get a boy to pee on this big thing.

When Shen Xiaoxiao was still wondering what Yan Kuan would do, she saw Yan Kuan took out Yuanpan from his bag, which looked like a careful miniature flying machine.

Seeing this thing, Shen Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up, good guy, flying robot, she almost forgot that they brought all these advanced equipment.

Seeing Yan Kuan's movements, the other hidden guards immediately took out their robots from their pockets. They all fixed the bottles on the small clips under the robot, clicked on the program, and all flew towards the monster.

"Good guy, you can be so advanced as a bandit's tool?"

The cow couldn't hold back at first. Looking at such a small aircraft, their military region probably doesn't have such high-tech gadgets.

"Boy, this item alone is worth tens of millions, and it has many uses. I will demonstrate it to you slowly in the future. Also, do you think it is better to be a bandit than a soldier?"

Although the cow is envious, but he is a qualified soldier, so he still said:
"I am a Chinese soldier, I love my motherland, and I am willing to serve my..."

"Okay, okay, if you still have the spirit to shout slogans, if you have the spirit, go pee more."

Dark 16 looked at the cow's stupefied appearance, and really didn't know what to say to this man, so he yelled slogans every now and then, bewildered.

Being choked by 16 like this, the cow stopped talking for a moment, and he couldn't urinate anymore, so how could he urinate.

Seeing the aircraft slowly flying towards the stone monkey in the sky, everyone looked there nervously.

Maybe the stone monkey also noticed that the thing flying towards it suddenly gave off a strange smell.

This smell made it a little scared, it stopped moving forward, but it didn't mean to turn around and go, but just stared blankly at this flying in the sky, which was different from what it had seen before. A bird-like creature, maybe it is wondering what it is.

"These things are already somewhat spiritual, but they are not wise, and the thinking mode is similar to that of a child. At this moment, they are still wondering what this flying thing is."

Although this appearance looks a little cute, but no one will weaken the defense against the big guy.

The second, fourth, and seventh all hold small shells in their hands. Even if this thing hits an ordinary 7-story building, it can collapse the entire building, let alone all three shells aimed at it. there.

A total of 8 bottles of baby urine, the urine of the youngest cow is placed in the middle, after arriving at the destination.

All the liquid was loosened by the clips on the aircraft, and poured all over the stone monkey.

At the beginning, the stone monkey didn't know what it was and took it with his hands. Then, there was a scream, and a hole was burned in its palm. When he screamed, his mouth opened wide, and the bottle at the top went down his mouth. The mouth fell into it.

All of a sudden, there was a strong burning feeling inside and out, causing the big guy to roll on the spot, and the movement was so loud that even the tree under them began to shake.

"It really works."

"Ready to fire."

"coax"

"coax"

"coax"

A red light soared into the sky, burning at the stone monkey in the distance, reaching the sky...

(End of this chapter)

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