I'm pranking Daddy

Chapter 2042 Poor man
Gong Yu hugged her, looked at her with a smile in his eyes: "Are you angry?"

Li Xing'er rolled her eyes, "I came here excitedly just to sleep with you, if you don't let me sleep, of course I came back disappointed."

Gong Yu smiled: "You girl, your mind is full of crooked things."

Li Xing'er corrected: "It's not crooked, it's dirty."

Gong Yu shook his head helplessly: "You are so dirty, maybe you grew up soaked in sewage when you were young."

Li Xing'er squinted at him, with disdain on his face, "Could it be that you grew up in clear water?"

Gong Yu pinched the bridge of her nose lovingly, "You guessed it right."

"Cut..." Li Xing'er made an exaggerated expression of contempt.

Gong Yu raised his eyebrows, and his dark eyes locked her little face, "Li Xing'er, what expression do you have?"

"I despise your expression."

"Why do you despise me?"

Li Xing'er snorted twice, "You don't touch women, it's not because you are pure. Looking around, which man would still be in love at the age of 30?"

When Gong Yu heard this, he frowned: "I haven't reached thirty yet."

This little woman's tone of voice is quite similar to that of his mother.

"It's too soon."

Gong Yu hooked his lips, and smiled seductively: "I will fuck before I turn 31."

"Hmph!" Li Xing'er rolled his eyes, "I can't wait so long."

"If you can't wait, you have to wait."

"I'm lonely and empty, and sooner or later I'll cheat."

Gong Yu raised the corner of his mouth and smiled charmingly, his dark eyes were slightly cold, "You can try."

Li Xing'er blinked his big eyes and looked at him: "If I cheat~, how will you deal with me?"

Gong Yu hooked his lips and smiled wildly: "I always like to use violence to solve problems."

Li Xing'er curled her lips in disdain: "You can only use violence, you can't use Huang Li."

Gong Yu raised his eyebrows, a trace of doubt flashed through his eyes, "Huang Li?"

What the hell is Huang Li?

He only knows the almanac.

Li Xing'er raised her chin provocatively, "If you have the ability, you can ruthlessly ravage me."

Gong Yu narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked at her deeply: "Do you want me to sleep with you hard?"

"I know you don't have the ability."

Gong Yu seemed to hear something different, he looked at Li Xing'er fixedly, "What do you mean?"

Li Xing'er looked at Gong Yu with a calm expression, "I did those things to seduce you before, do you think I'm really so coquettish?"

Gong Yu raised his mouth, "Isn't it?"

Li Xing'er punched his chest, "It's your head, I'm just testing you."

Gong Yu was puzzled: "Try me for what?"

"To test whether you are a sexually dysfunctional person."

"What did you say?" Gong Yu raised his eyebrows, staring at Li Xing'er dangerously: "You say I'm a sexually dysfunctional person?"

Li Xing'er looked at him fearlessly: "I'm not the only one who doubts, but many people doubt."

"..." Who is with whom?He is going to kill them.

"You may not know it if you are a member of the authorities, but we are bystanders and know it very well."

"..."

"They said, you are very pitiful. You have such a beautiful appearance, but you are inhumane."

"..." Gong Yu's face suddenly darkened.

"It's very pitiful for a man to be inhumane." Li Xing'er looked at Gong Yu sympathetically, "Now, I am your wife, you confess to me, I can understand you."

After finishing speaking, Li Xing'er's gaze involuntarily moved to the position between Gong Yu's legs.

(End of this chapter)