The strongest self-cultivation evildoer in the city

Chapter 2272 A thorn in the side, a thorn in the flesh! (Third update!)
In the imperial garden, Xu Le was fishing, specializing in carp, and caught three carp in a row. The eldest princess went to make soup.
And Xu Le is in the imperial garden, roasting the whole lamb.

His Majesty the Emperor is leisurely leaning on the recliner with a glass of grape wine in his hand. The so-called grape wine is actually wine.
This is also a matter of no choice. His Majesty the Emperor is a good drinker, but he has a physical problem, so he can't drink too much. Xu Le can only come up with a way himself, and let someone make grapes to brew it. , specially for His Majesty the Emperor to taste.

"Xu Le, sometimes I'm really curious, how can you know so many messy things?"

While tasting the wine, His Majesty said pointedly: "Look, let alone the wine, the roasted whole lamb, the cooking, and even the deck chair I'm lying on are all made by you." Right? Why do you enjoy life so much? Is it because I have arranged too few errands for you, and you have nothing to do all day long, so you just think about this kind of comfortable enjoyment?"

While sprinkling spices on the roasted whole lamb, Xu Le rolled his eyes at His Majesty the Emperor, and complained, "Your Majesty, my admiration for you is really like a torrential river, endless!"

Ok?
His Majesty the Emperor looked at Xu Le suspiciously, and asked extremely vigilantly: "What do you want to do? This seems to be the first time I've heard you flatter me!"

"What are you doing? Why do you have the nerve to ask?"

Xu Le said angrily: "You are lying on the recliner made by Weichen, tasting the grape wine specially prepared by Weichen for you, and later you will eat the roasted whole lamb made by Weichen, and the food made by His Royal Highness the eldest princess." Fish soup, you have taken all the good things, you have enjoyed them all, but you still accuse me of having nothing to do? I really admire you, and I don’t know when I will be able to take possession like His Majesty The realm of trying to be cheap and being obedient? You are so thick-skinned that you are almost on the verge of reaching the walls of the imperial palace!"

His Majesty the Emperor was stunned, pointed at Xu Le, and scolded with a smile: "Hahahaha... I was accidentally tricked by you, so you are here waiting for me?"

The eunuch San Dezi also pursed his lips and snickered endlessly. As for the hidden guards around him, he was already used to it. Courtier.

"Your Majesty, when you have time in the future, teach me more, so that I can become thick-skinned, so that in the future, the humble minister can be more comfortable in the court, right?"

His Majesty the Emperor was full of disbelief, rubbed his chin, and said lightly: "I've been busy with things recently, and I'll be on my own in the future. How can I have time to care about you? However, I really have an errand for you to handle." .”

Xu Le waved his hands again and again, and said, "Don't, don't, don't! The job you entrusted to me must not be a good job!"

This is a bit of disrespect, but His Majesty the Emperor still did not become angry, but interjected concisely: "No, this matter must be done by you, because this is what you stabbed yourself!"

Xu Le asked suspiciously: "My own problem? Impossible!"

His Majesty the Emperor snorted coldly, and explained: "The envoys of Southern Chu have already entered the capital. Originally, the censors were sent to deal with those envoys. Anyway, it was just a lip service! But now, the censors are about to I was completely killed by you! The rest of them were also scared out of their wits. How can anyone control the envoys of Southern Chu? So, since you have completely killed the official censor, this matter will naturally come to an end. It's on you, don't refuse!"

Southern Chu envoy?Yes, a while ago, the Yecheng army directly destroyed a city in the territory of Southern Chu in one go, and directly stationed troops, taking advantage of the situation.

Now the melee of the four countries is about to start, but at least it hasn't started yet. Southern Chu specially sent envoys to deal with the Eastern Jin Dynasty, expressing strong indignation and protest, demanding that the Eastern Jin Dynasty return the city and make compensation.

These nonsense are obviously useless!
Xu Le turned the Roasted Whole Lamb over, then sighed, and said, "Since your majesty has spoken in person, this minister has accepted this job! But, as you know, this minister has never been good at talking. I don't like to reason with people even more, compared to... Weichen is better at fists!"

His Majesty the Emperor said calmly: "I know that you like to shake your fists the most, and I won't hide it from you. It is precisely because of this. In fact, from the very beginning, I planned to send you to deal with those Southern Chu envoys."

Eh?
Xu Le was stunned for a moment, and then asked back: "Your Majesty, what do you mean... I don't need to reason with them, I should turn my back on them, and start beating up when I should?"

His Majesty the Emperor sneered, and then said: "Or else? Since I'm ready to conquer in person, I naturally have to maintain an absolutely strong attitude! Envoys? Negotiations? Talk about shit! Let's fight first! However, the two countries are at war. , don’t kill the envoys, as long as you don’t kill people, you can deal with those envoys as you like.”

Obedient and listening, Xu Le always felt that His Majesty's move must have a deep meaning, and it will definitely not be as simple as it seems on the surface.

Naturally, His Majesty the Emperor didn't need to hide anything from Xu Le. After waving his hands and drinking away the crowd, he explained with a gloomy face: "I am afraid that the arrival of the envoys from Southern Chu is more to find out the reality of our Eastern Jin Dynasty! Art, the method of refining weapons, as well as our current financial resources and military strength in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, this is probably the real reason for the Southern Chu envoys to come this time! It is very clear that we are bound to go to war, why send envoys here? Other than that..."

Speaking of this, His Majesty the Emperor suddenly turned his mouth slightly, looked at Xu Le with a smile, and joked: "Besides, the most important thing is that if there is no mistake in my information, there are many people in the Southern Chu Mission who are aiming at Xu Le." You came here! Xu Le, maybe you don’t know? You are very famous now. The other Three Kingdoms learned that the art of refining weapons and the method of making salt came from you, and that you are now in an important position. The future son-in-law, and after winning my respect, the Three Kingdoms unanimously placed a "secret flower", each offering a reward of 5000 million yuan in stones to buy your head! Tsk tsk tsk, 5000 million per person, the three parties add up to one Yuanshi of [-] million yuan! Xu Le, your head is really valuable! Hahahahaha..."

With a dark face, Xu Le said in a deep voice: "Your Majesty, what you mean is that since the humble minister is already a thorn in their side, it is inevitable that they will stumble behind their backs. Why not show up and see how big they are?" Patience, right?"

His Majesty the Emperor spit out two words concisely,

"correct!"

(End of this chapter)