My Evil Emperor is super sweet
Chapter 399
Chapter 399
He jumped into a rage and shouted loudly:
"Is there still Wang Fa?!"
"Is there still reason?!"
"Do you still have the Son of Heaven in your eyes???!!!"
"Emperor calm down!"
"Stop your sister's anger!" Ye Chuchen blushed with anger.
……
The ministers bowed their heads.
Starting early this morning, they discovered that their emperor likes to swear.
But for this wonderful emperor, everyone can only bear it in their hearts.After all, it is better to be weird than an emperor who is too thoughtful.Although Qihua has a strong temper and a bad temper, she is easy to control when she is irritable.
"You tell me, I'm just going to take a shit, why do you want to break into the door? Why do you want to commit murder in the toilet? Who stipulates that I can't take a shit in the morning? Holy lady, the gods have rules that I can't Shit in the morning?"
"..."
The holy girl Huang Yi blushed, and was so disgusted by Ye Chuchen that she couldn't speak for a long time.
"Holy lady, I'm asking you something. Even going to the bathroom to take a shit is going to be murdered! How did you become a saint? What were you doing when they attacked me? You're not a full-time protector. Is mine safe?"
"Your majesty, their stomachs may be uncomfortable when they go to the toilet. You must have a stomachache early in the morning. Don't the ministers have stomach pains? There is only one incense room in the Taiqing Palace. You lock the door of the incense room, so they can't get in. , in a hurry, that is also excusable."
"Excuse me in a hurry?" Ye Chuchen screamed strangely, and said with a sneer, "If you have an excuse in a hurry, how can you push me into the latrine? There are clearly three pits in a incense room, and the other two If they don't go to squat, why are they trying to break into the hole I squat in?"
Saintess: ...
All the ministers continue to watch their noses and noses, and their noses watch their hearts!In fact, I laughed out loud.
Ye Chuchen was so frightened.
In order to have a few words with Ling Tian, those ministers had already barged in at that time, so she opened the lid of the toilet.The old wooden barrel had to be lowered to the ground with the lid off.
As a result, just as soon as she turned around and opened the lid, those idiots outside smashed down the door she was squatting on.
The broken door, and those unsteady ministers all fell towards her, she's so...
So hard, he was squeezed into the toilet by the fat bodies of those idiots!
Although at this moment she has returned to Longxiang Palace to take a bath and change clothes again.But the smell of the toilet could not be driven away from her heart no matter what.
Beg her for the psychological shadow area at this moment!
"Your majesty, as the king of a country, you left the court for half an hour without any reason on the first day. The eunuch reported it just now, but in fact, your majesty, you didn't pull it out at all!
So if the bucket is clean why should you be angry?Between monarchs and ministers, it is better to be more considerate. "
"Be considerate of your sister!"
Huang Yi: ...
Ministers: …
Ye Chuchen also went all out, yelling: "Are you mentally retarded? You can say such insane words!
Do you know how much bacteria will remain in the toilet without high temperature disinfection?Do you know what kind of damage these bacteria can cause once they enter the human body?Fuck!How can you forgive me for letting me shove your head into the toilet and let your head dive in it for five seconds?
Also, I didn't poop, it's because I'm constipated!If I wasn't constipated, why would I squat in the toilet for so long? "
(End of this chapter)
He jumped into a rage and shouted loudly:
"Is there still Wang Fa?!"
"Is there still reason?!"
"Do you still have the Son of Heaven in your eyes???!!!"
"Emperor calm down!"
"Stop your sister's anger!" Ye Chuchen blushed with anger.
……
The ministers bowed their heads.
Starting early this morning, they discovered that their emperor likes to swear.
But for this wonderful emperor, everyone can only bear it in their hearts.After all, it is better to be weird than an emperor who is too thoughtful.Although Qihua has a strong temper and a bad temper, she is easy to control when she is irritable.
"You tell me, I'm just going to take a shit, why do you want to break into the door? Why do you want to commit murder in the toilet? Who stipulates that I can't take a shit in the morning? Holy lady, the gods have rules that I can't Shit in the morning?"
"..."
The holy girl Huang Yi blushed, and was so disgusted by Ye Chuchen that she couldn't speak for a long time.
"Holy lady, I'm asking you something. Even going to the bathroom to take a shit is going to be murdered! How did you become a saint? What were you doing when they attacked me? You're not a full-time protector. Is mine safe?"
"Your majesty, their stomachs may be uncomfortable when they go to the toilet. You must have a stomachache early in the morning. Don't the ministers have stomach pains? There is only one incense room in the Taiqing Palace. You lock the door of the incense room, so they can't get in. , in a hurry, that is also excusable."
"Excuse me in a hurry?" Ye Chuchen screamed strangely, and said with a sneer, "If you have an excuse in a hurry, how can you push me into the latrine? There are clearly three pits in a incense room, and the other two If they don't go to squat, why are they trying to break into the hole I squat in?"
Saintess: ...
All the ministers continue to watch their noses and noses, and their noses watch their hearts!In fact, I laughed out loud.
Ye Chuchen was so frightened.
In order to have a few words with Ling Tian, those ministers had already barged in at that time, so she opened the lid of the toilet.The old wooden barrel had to be lowered to the ground with the lid off.
As a result, just as soon as she turned around and opened the lid, those idiots outside smashed down the door she was squatting on.
The broken door, and those unsteady ministers all fell towards her, she's so...
So hard, he was squeezed into the toilet by the fat bodies of those idiots!
Although at this moment she has returned to Longxiang Palace to take a bath and change clothes again.But the smell of the toilet could not be driven away from her heart no matter what.
Beg her for the psychological shadow area at this moment!
"Your majesty, as the king of a country, you left the court for half an hour without any reason on the first day. The eunuch reported it just now, but in fact, your majesty, you didn't pull it out at all!
So if the bucket is clean why should you be angry?Between monarchs and ministers, it is better to be more considerate. "
"Be considerate of your sister!"
Huang Yi: ...
Ministers: …
Ye Chuchen also went all out, yelling: "Are you mentally retarded? You can say such insane words!
Do you know how much bacteria will remain in the toilet without high temperature disinfection?Do you know what kind of damage these bacteria can cause once they enter the human body?Fuck!How can you forgive me for letting me shove your head into the toilet and let your head dive in it for five seconds?
Also, I didn't poop, it's because I'm constipated!If I wasn't constipated, why would I squat in the toilet for so long? "
(End of this chapter)
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