Young grandma just wants to be the boss
Chapter 1368 A Bucket of Broken Love and Disappointment
Chapter 1368 A bucket of broken love
In the end, Pupu didn't know how he got back to the ground, and he didn't know how he got home...
Lei Lei greeted them at the door of the house. When the car door opened, she didn't see the familiar little roe deer, but saw a bucket who had nothing to love.
Lei Lei realized at that time that something serious happened.
Of course, she didn't really take the joke in the morning seriously, she didn't pick up Pupu after school, she just wanted to stay at home, and together with Xia Wanwan, she personally prepared a sumptuous dinner for them to celebrate their "growth" into elementary school students up.
I didn't expect that after staring at it for so long, something went wrong...
Lei Lei didn't waste any time to ask Gu Erye and Xiao Yuanxiao... The observation ability of the roe deer does not have any reference value!
You can't ask Tongtong either.
Because the thing that can make Pupu suffer such a big blow must have something to do with Tongtong, maybe it is still embarrassing in front of Tongtong, such as accidentally dropping her pants... If she asks Tongtong now, she still has to ask Tongtong Tongtong recalled that scene again...
Lei Lei is indeed her own mother, she guessed a bit right, but no matter how powerful she is, it is impossible for her to guess such a serious situation...
She finally chose to ask Xiao He, took the serious roe aside alone, and asked him in a low voice, "Xiao He, what's wrong with your brother?"
Xiao Hang kept her mouth shut and was silent for three seconds, then suddenly said, "Mom, I'm going to buy books."
After saying that, he turned around and left.
"..." Lei Lei patted her forehead.
Ruined!
Really finished!Xiao Hang refused to answer, but went to buy a book instead!
What does this mean, you ask?
It's so easy!For a god of learning—how to relieve worries?Only study! →_→
How serious is a situation that can make Xiao Hang feel anxious!
Lei Lei felt that she could no longer use her own mother tricks in various senses.
She quickly went to the kitchen, took out two large bottles of milk and two milk cups, stuffed them into Gu Erye's hand, and told him, "Here, go and drink milk with Pupu and chat!"
"..." Second Master Gu choked on his chest for a moment.
Pupu has already walked towards the back garden alone, it seems that he wants to go quietly...
Lei Lei pushed Gu Erye to chase after him, urging him, "Hurry up, don't treat him like a brat, just treat him like you are drinking with Yunmen's brothers, and treat him like a mature man, understand? Understand? What he said, you can answer it if you can catch it, and if you can’t catch it, you can clink glasses with him with a sigh, and drink milk like a drunkard, do you hear me?"
Gu Erye: "..." Are you stupid!Are you stupid or not! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
He won't commit such a fool! ! !
...Then Gu Erye was kicked into the back garden by Lei Lei, holding a few bottles of milk...
...The door back to the room was locked for him.
Gu Erye was about to go back through the window... When he looked up, he suddenly saw his unlucky child carrying a bottle of Erguotou, and took a big gulp with his head raised!
Gu Erye's eyes almost popped out, and he killed him on the spot, wanting to snatch the wine bottle and take this little silly roe deer to the hospital.
But Pupu had already seen him appear.
Gu Erye was only halfway there when Pupu put down the wine bottle in his hand, and coolly wiped the "wine stain" on his lips with his backhand, "The bottle is filled with water."
"Father, you are so restless, it's easy to grow old."
Gu Erye: "..."@#¥%&*!
He snatched the bottle and smelled it, and it was really clear water, and the bottle was cleaned very well, so there was no smell of wine at all.
Gu Erye was relieved, just as he returned the "wine bottle" to Pupu, he saw that Pupu took another big gulp as if he was using wine to relieve his sorrow.
Gu Erye: "..."
For a while, I couldn't tell whether it was more stupid to fill the wine bottle with water, or to fill it with milk to relieve my worries!
This roe deer definitely didn't inherit any intelligence from him! ←_←
Gu Erye unhappily opened a bottle of milk, poured out a glass for Pupu, put it in front of him, then took back the water in his hand, took a sip himself, "Tell me, what's wrong?"
Pupu picks up the milk cup, this time the cup is too big to fill with head up, otherwise it will be easy to spill...
So he changed to drinking high-quality liquor, holding a cup, and sipping...
After taking a few sips, he said in a puffing voice, "I suddenly feel that I have become more and more tired from living in the past two years."
"..." You have only lived for six years!
Gu Erye couldn't answer this sentence, remembering what Pei Jinglei told him, he could only clink glasses with Pupu, raised his neck, and took a big sip of water...
He felt really aggrieved... There was no need to act at all, it looked like he was drinking bored water.
This trick is obviously very effective. Gu Erye's attitude made Pupu trust him a little more, and he felt that this was a chat of equal status, and he wanted to talk more.
Pupu took another sip of milk, "I can't grow taller."
Shorter than the body committee, shorter than the love saint... much shorter.
"There is no improvement in my career." I want to be a sports committee but I can't.
"Cracks have already appeared in the marriage." He didn't want to elaborate on this point.
Gu Erye: "..."
Gu Erye silently chose the latter between throwing the unlucky child out and drinking water...
After Pupu finished his statement, he sipped another sip of milk in a vicissitudes of life before looking up, "Dad, is this what people call a midlife crisis?"
"Pfft—" Gu Erye spat out his mouthful of water.
Pupu took out a small handkerchief in disgust and coldly, and wiped off the splashed water on half of the table by his side, "Am I wrong? Doesn't the middle-aged crisis mean that when a man reaches a certain age, Health, career, marriage and family are all in crisis?"
"...Your father and I haven't had a midlife crisis yet!" This unlucky kid is only six years old! ! !
six years old!
Pupu was stunned, "I can't, you are so old."
Gu Erye, who is not yet thirty: "..."
Gu Erye began to hesitate again between tying up Pupu, dipping it in some water to mop the floor, and grabbing his hand to clean the windows...
Then I heard Pupu's old-fashioned persuasion, "Father, you can't do this. As the saying goes, people have immediate worries without long-term considerations."
"..." Memorizing so many ancient prose, it's better to recharge your IQ!You silly roe deer!
But if you dislike it, it's disgusting, Gu Erye can also see that Pupu is really in a bad mood this time, very depressed.
At times like this, he needs a little warmth, and needs to know clearly that there are people around him who will always support him.
So Gu Erye decided to hug his son.
Because he is so stupid that he can hug him, and he looks like his own father...
There was a very small coffee table between the father and son. Gu Erye had long arms and put his arms around Pupu's small shoulders. Suddenly, both hands stretched out together, supporting his son's two small arms, and gave him He lifted it up and hugged him to his side.
Unexpectedly, such a warm and childish-looking gesture of raising the height caused the whole barrel of Pupu to explode.
(End of this chapter)
In the end, Pupu didn't know how he got back to the ground, and he didn't know how he got home...
Lei Lei greeted them at the door of the house. When the car door opened, she didn't see the familiar little roe deer, but saw a bucket who had nothing to love.
Lei Lei realized at that time that something serious happened.
Of course, she didn't really take the joke in the morning seriously, she didn't pick up Pupu after school, she just wanted to stay at home, and together with Xia Wanwan, she personally prepared a sumptuous dinner for them to celebrate their "growth" into elementary school students up.
I didn't expect that after staring at it for so long, something went wrong...
Lei Lei didn't waste any time to ask Gu Erye and Xiao Yuanxiao... The observation ability of the roe deer does not have any reference value!
You can't ask Tongtong either.
Because the thing that can make Pupu suffer such a big blow must have something to do with Tongtong, maybe it is still embarrassing in front of Tongtong, such as accidentally dropping her pants... If she asks Tongtong now, she still has to ask Tongtong Tongtong recalled that scene again...
Lei Lei is indeed her own mother, she guessed a bit right, but no matter how powerful she is, it is impossible for her to guess such a serious situation...
She finally chose to ask Xiao He, took the serious roe aside alone, and asked him in a low voice, "Xiao He, what's wrong with your brother?"
Xiao Hang kept her mouth shut and was silent for three seconds, then suddenly said, "Mom, I'm going to buy books."
After saying that, he turned around and left.
"..." Lei Lei patted her forehead.
Ruined!
Really finished!Xiao Hang refused to answer, but went to buy a book instead!
What does this mean, you ask?
It's so easy!For a god of learning—how to relieve worries?Only study! →_→
How serious is a situation that can make Xiao Hang feel anxious!
Lei Lei felt that she could no longer use her own mother tricks in various senses.
She quickly went to the kitchen, took out two large bottles of milk and two milk cups, stuffed them into Gu Erye's hand, and told him, "Here, go and drink milk with Pupu and chat!"
"..." Second Master Gu choked on his chest for a moment.
Pupu has already walked towards the back garden alone, it seems that he wants to go quietly...
Lei Lei pushed Gu Erye to chase after him, urging him, "Hurry up, don't treat him like a brat, just treat him like you are drinking with Yunmen's brothers, and treat him like a mature man, understand? Understand? What he said, you can answer it if you can catch it, and if you can’t catch it, you can clink glasses with him with a sigh, and drink milk like a drunkard, do you hear me?"
Gu Erye: "..." Are you stupid!Are you stupid or not! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
He won't commit such a fool! ! !
...Then Gu Erye was kicked into the back garden by Lei Lei, holding a few bottles of milk...
...The door back to the room was locked for him.
Gu Erye was about to go back through the window... When he looked up, he suddenly saw his unlucky child carrying a bottle of Erguotou, and took a big gulp with his head raised!
Gu Erye's eyes almost popped out, and he killed him on the spot, wanting to snatch the wine bottle and take this little silly roe deer to the hospital.
But Pupu had already seen him appear.
Gu Erye was only halfway there when Pupu put down the wine bottle in his hand, and coolly wiped the "wine stain" on his lips with his backhand, "The bottle is filled with water."
"Father, you are so restless, it's easy to grow old."
Gu Erye: "..."@#¥%&*!
He snatched the bottle and smelled it, and it was really clear water, and the bottle was cleaned very well, so there was no smell of wine at all.
Gu Erye was relieved, just as he returned the "wine bottle" to Pupu, he saw that Pupu took another big gulp as if he was using wine to relieve his sorrow.
Gu Erye: "..."
For a while, I couldn't tell whether it was more stupid to fill the wine bottle with water, or to fill it with milk to relieve my worries!
This roe deer definitely didn't inherit any intelligence from him! ←_←
Gu Erye unhappily opened a bottle of milk, poured out a glass for Pupu, put it in front of him, then took back the water in his hand, took a sip himself, "Tell me, what's wrong?"
Pupu picks up the milk cup, this time the cup is too big to fill with head up, otherwise it will be easy to spill...
So he changed to drinking high-quality liquor, holding a cup, and sipping...
After taking a few sips, he said in a puffing voice, "I suddenly feel that I have become more and more tired from living in the past two years."
"..." You have only lived for six years!
Gu Erye couldn't answer this sentence, remembering what Pei Jinglei told him, he could only clink glasses with Pupu, raised his neck, and took a big sip of water...
He felt really aggrieved... There was no need to act at all, it looked like he was drinking bored water.
This trick is obviously very effective. Gu Erye's attitude made Pupu trust him a little more, and he felt that this was a chat of equal status, and he wanted to talk more.
Pupu took another sip of milk, "I can't grow taller."
Shorter than the body committee, shorter than the love saint... much shorter.
"There is no improvement in my career." I want to be a sports committee but I can't.
"Cracks have already appeared in the marriage." He didn't want to elaborate on this point.
Gu Erye: "..."
Gu Erye silently chose the latter between throwing the unlucky child out and drinking water...
After Pupu finished his statement, he sipped another sip of milk in a vicissitudes of life before looking up, "Dad, is this what people call a midlife crisis?"
"Pfft—" Gu Erye spat out his mouthful of water.
Pupu took out a small handkerchief in disgust and coldly, and wiped off the splashed water on half of the table by his side, "Am I wrong? Doesn't the middle-aged crisis mean that when a man reaches a certain age, Health, career, marriage and family are all in crisis?"
"...Your father and I haven't had a midlife crisis yet!" This unlucky kid is only six years old! ! !
six years old!
Pupu was stunned, "I can't, you are so old."
Gu Erye, who is not yet thirty: "..."
Gu Erye began to hesitate again between tying up Pupu, dipping it in some water to mop the floor, and grabbing his hand to clean the windows...
Then I heard Pupu's old-fashioned persuasion, "Father, you can't do this. As the saying goes, people have immediate worries without long-term considerations."
"..." Memorizing so many ancient prose, it's better to recharge your IQ!You silly roe deer!
But if you dislike it, it's disgusting, Gu Erye can also see that Pupu is really in a bad mood this time, very depressed.
At times like this, he needs a little warmth, and needs to know clearly that there are people around him who will always support him.
So Gu Erye decided to hug his son.
Because he is so stupid that he can hug him, and he looks like his own father...
There was a very small coffee table between the father and son. Gu Erye had long arms and put his arms around Pupu's small shoulders. Suddenly, both hands stretched out together, supporting his son's two small arms, and gave him He lifted it up and hugged him to his side.
Unexpectedly, such a warm and childish-looking gesture of raising the height caused the whole barrel of Pupu to explode.
(End of this chapter)
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