Young grandma just wants to be the boss
Chapter 1416 I just don't admit liking!
Chapter 1416 I just don't admit liking!
Pupu lay motionless on the ground, without any reaction.
Tongtong wanted to lift him up, but she exhausted all her breastfeeding strength and worked hard for a long time, "Oh, it's so heavy."
Tong Tong was so depressed, "Pu Pu, get up by yourself, I can't move you."
Pupu: "..."
Pupu raised his head suddenly, fiercely, "Don't call me, didn't you realize that I'm already unconscious!"
"...but you're talking now."
"Stupid, I'm not turning back!"
After Pupu finished speaking, he fell back with a bang and continued to "comatose".
Security guards: "..."
Tongtong rested his chin on his knees and looked at him sadly, "Returning to the light means when you are about to die, puff, are you stupid?"
"..." Pupu didn't respond.
"Puff, get up, I know you're faking it, I won't believe it."
"..." A second later, Pupu seemed to have figured it out suddenly, and really got up.
But he didn't look at Tongtong either, and walked forward with his head depressed, "We'll talk about it when we go home."
"Ah."
The two quickly walked home to the door. The Jun's house had already brought a spare key and came to help them open the door.
But when the door was pushed open...with a bang, Pupu "falls down" again without warning.
Everyone: "..."
It turned out that he never gave up on this strategy of faking a coma!
But when you get up and fall down again, you can pretend that it has nothing to do with the previous pretending to be unconscious. This time, you are really unconscious...
Maybe when he was "awake", he could pretend that he had just been electrocuted at the time, his brain was not very bright, and he was talking nonsense, and he didn't remember anything...
For such a bucket, it's really... I'm sorry if I don't come to watch!
So a group of people watched him inhumanely.
...and called Jun Momo, a powerful audience.
Xiao Momo's charisma is always against the sky. Behind her, of course, more than 20 little girls followed her...
They were sharing the watermelon just now, and when they heard the call, they all took the freshly cut watermelon and came over to watch while eating.
The real people who eat melons...
Pupu in "coma": "..."
Even if you don't open your eyes, you can still feel the countless stares and the sound of gnawing watermelons...
Jun yoyo, can you take your sister back! ! !
Pupu decided to go to the next door to have a duel with Jun Yoyo when he was "awake".
And that ball!Didn't she know that someone would carry him back!He is in a coma!
So, at critical moments, it's better to be close to your parents.
Leilei and the others were actually having dinner near the neighborhood, and when they received the call, they rushed back. Seeing this scene from a distance, Second Master Gu simply ran over, without saying a word, he lifted Pupu off the ground first.
... and weighed the weight in his hand, "2000 yuan a head, it can't be cheaper."
Leilei also ran over, and agreed, "That's right, how much is a catty of pork now! Besides, look at this meat," piapia patted twice, "Look at the quality!"
Pupu: "..." QAQ you are really going to lose your baby!
But it's so embarrassing, Pupu refused to open his eyes, and continued to remain motionless.
Gu Erye carried him into the house and put him on the table.
Lei Lei is still very concerned about her youngest son. She closed her eyes and took a picture of his long eyelashes, saying, "Puff, I heard you only ate carrots at night. You ordered your favorite baked pumpkin with egg yolk and beef tenderloin with pepper."
Pupu: "..." (ˉ﹃ˉ) Actually, I still love you, Mom!
Lei Lei patted his little head, "But it won't taste good when it's cold, and now my mother is asking someone to help you eat them. Don't worry, you must eat them cleanly, and I will let you check the empty plate when the time comes."
"..." QAQ mom...
Lei Lei scratched her chin and wondered, "Who are you looking for to eat? Oh yes... Is there a little boy in the house in Building 12, who blushed when he saw Tong Tong a few days ago, let him come to Tong Tong's house for dinner, He must."
"..." Pupu plopped and sat up, as if a spring had been installed.
Lei Lei: "..."
This reaction speed... frightened her.
Vinegar bucket or something, it’s really a joke~ Happy~<( ̄▽ ̄)>
Tongtong was already lying on the side of the table, waiting for Pupu to "wake up".
Seeing that he was sitting up, she hurriedly leaned in front of him, looked up at him with her little head up, "Puff, you..."
"What is Pupu?" Pupu's voice was chilly.
"……what?"
Pupu glanced at her, his eyes became colder, "Who are you?"
"..."
Pupu looked around again, "Where is this? Where am I? Wait... who am I?"
Everyone: "..."
A voice kindly reminded me in a low voice, "You still have to hold your head in both hands, frown in pain, and say you have a headache."
Just having lines is not enough, body movements must also keep up~!
Pupu: "..." Jun yoyo, why hasn't your sister come home yet! ! !
Xiao Momo has watched Maomao's commercials, so she has a good understanding of acting skills.
She thinks that Pupu really sucks in acting, but...
Xiao Momo still put aside the watermelon rind he had just eaten, and clapped politely.
The other 20 people who eat melons immediately followed suit.
There was thunderous applause for a while...
In the particularly enthusiastic atmosphere of the scene, there was a childish question from a little girl, "Sister Momo, why do we applaud?"
Xiao Momo's eldest sister said, "This is audience etiquette. After watching the performance, you should applaud."
"..." Jun Momo, I am your cousin, do you still remember!you go!Don't mess with me again!
Pupu still wanted to pretend to have amnesia, so he couldn't talk much, but it was Tongtong who helped him in the end, and he didn't know what he said to Jun Momo, so he sent her and the melon-eaters away.
Now there is only one of us left at home, and there is no one who likes to disrupt the stage... Pupu slides down the table, "Where is this place? Why can't I remember anything?" →_→
Lei Lei hugged his little shoulder cooperatively, "Don't worry, eat something first, maybe you will remember it."
Yeah!Eat baked pumpkin with egg yolk and beef tenderloin with pepper!Pupu really wanted to nod desperately.
Lei Lei patted his head, "Sit down and wait, I'll get you your favorite carrot now."
Pupu: "..." QAQ
Tongtong tugged at the corner of Pei Jinglei's clothes, and softly protested, "Beautiful, Pupu doesn't like carrots anymore, he has lost his memory, so don't bully him."
Pupu: "..." Humph~ He just said, this ball likes him!
Tong Tong said, "He obviously likes bitter melon the most."
After speaking, he ran to the refrigerator, and after a while, he came back with a big can of things.
(End of this chapter)
Pupu lay motionless on the ground, without any reaction.
Tongtong wanted to lift him up, but she exhausted all her breastfeeding strength and worked hard for a long time, "Oh, it's so heavy."
Tong Tong was so depressed, "Pu Pu, get up by yourself, I can't move you."
Pupu: "..."
Pupu raised his head suddenly, fiercely, "Don't call me, didn't you realize that I'm already unconscious!"
"...but you're talking now."
"Stupid, I'm not turning back!"
After Pupu finished speaking, he fell back with a bang and continued to "comatose".
Security guards: "..."
Tongtong rested his chin on his knees and looked at him sadly, "Returning to the light means when you are about to die, puff, are you stupid?"
"..." Pupu didn't respond.
"Puff, get up, I know you're faking it, I won't believe it."
"..." A second later, Pupu seemed to have figured it out suddenly, and really got up.
But he didn't look at Tongtong either, and walked forward with his head depressed, "We'll talk about it when we go home."
"Ah."
The two quickly walked home to the door. The Jun's house had already brought a spare key and came to help them open the door.
But when the door was pushed open...with a bang, Pupu "falls down" again without warning.
Everyone: "..."
It turned out that he never gave up on this strategy of faking a coma!
But when you get up and fall down again, you can pretend that it has nothing to do with the previous pretending to be unconscious. This time, you are really unconscious...
Maybe when he was "awake", he could pretend that he had just been electrocuted at the time, his brain was not very bright, and he was talking nonsense, and he didn't remember anything...
For such a bucket, it's really... I'm sorry if I don't come to watch!
So a group of people watched him inhumanely.
...and called Jun Momo, a powerful audience.
Xiao Momo's charisma is always against the sky. Behind her, of course, more than 20 little girls followed her...
They were sharing the watermelon just now, and when they heard the call, they all took the freshly cut watermelon and came over to watch while eating.
The real people who eat melons...
Pupu in "coma": "..."
Even if you don't open your eyes, you can still feel the countless stares and the sound of gnawing watermelons...
Jun yoyo, can you take your sister back! ! !
Pupu decided to go to the next door to have a duel with Jun Yoyo when he was "awake".
And that ball!Didn't she know that someone would carry him back!He is in a coma!
So, at critical moments, it's better to be close to your parents.
Leilei and the others were actually having dinner near the neighborhood, and when they received the call, they rushed back. Seeing this scene from a distance, Second Master Gu simply ran over, without saying a word, he lifted Pupu off the ground first.
... and weighed the weight in his hand, "2000 yuan a head, it can't be cheaper."
Leilei also ran over, and agreed, "That's right, how much is a catty of pork now! Besides, look at this meat," piapia patted twice, "Look at the quality!"
Pupu: "..." QAQ you are really going to lose your baby!
But it's so embarrassing, Pupu refused to open his eyes, and continued to remain motionless.
Gu Erye carried him into the house and put him on the table.
Lei Lei is still very concerned about her youngest son. She closed her eyes and took a picture of his long eyelashes, saying, "Puff, I heard you only ate carrots at night. You ordered your favorite baked pumpkin with egg yolk and beef tenderloin with pepper."
Pupu: "..." (ˉ﹃ˉ) Actually, I still love you, Mom!
Lei Lei patted his little head, "But it won't taste good when it's cold, and now my mother is asking someone to help you eat them. Don't worry, you must eat them cleanly, and I will let you check the empty plate when the time comes."
"..." QAQ mom...
Lei Lei scratched her chin and wondered, "Who are you looking for to eat? Oh yes... Is there a little boy in the house in Building 12, who blushed when he saw Tong Tong a few days ago, let him come to Tong Tong's house for dinner, He must."
"..." Pupu plopped and sat up, as if a spring had been installed.
Lei Lei: "..."
This reaction speed... frightened her.
Vinegar bucket or something, it’s really a joke~ Happy~<( ̄▽ ̄)>
Tongtong was already lying on the side of the table, waiting for Pupu to "wake up".
Seeing that he was sitting up, she hurriedly leaned in front of him, looked up at him with her little head up, "Puff, you..."
"What is Pupu?" Pupu's voice was chilly.
"……what?"
Pupu glanced at her, his eyes became colder, "Who are you?"
"..."
Pupu looked around again, "Where is this? Where am I? Wait... who am I?"
Everyone: "..."
A voice kindly reminded me in a low voice, "You still have to hold your head in both hands, frown in pain, and say you have a headache."
Just having lines is not enough, body movements must also keep up~!
Pupu: "..." Jun yoyo, why hasn't your sister come home yet! ! !
Xiao Momo has watched Maomao's commercials, so she has a good understanding of acting skills.
She thinks that Pupu really sucks in acting, but...
Xiao Momo still put aside the watermelon rind he had just eaten, and clapped politely.
The other 20 people who eat melons immediately followed suit.
There was thunderous applause for a while...
In the particularly enthusiastic atmosphere of the scene, there was a childish question from a little girl, "Sister Momo, why do we applaud?"
Xiao Momo's eldest sister said, "This is audience etiquette. After watching the performance, you should applaud."
"..." Jun Momo, I am your cousin, do you still remember!you go!Don't mess with me again!
Pupu still wanted to pretend to have amnesia, so he couldn't talk much, but it was Tongtong who helped him in the end, and he didn't know what he said to Jun Momo, so he sent her and the melon-eaters away.
Now there is only one of us left at home, and there is no one who likes to disrupt the stage... Pupu slides down the table, "Where is this place? Why can't I remember anything?" →_→
Lei Lei hugged his little shoulder cooperatively, "Don't worry, eat something first, maybe you will remember it."
Yeah!Eat baked pumpkin with egg yolk and beef tenderloin with pepper!Pupu really wanted to nod desperately.
Lei Lei patted his head, "Sit down and wait, I'll get you your favorite carrot now."
Pupu: "..." QAQ
Tongtong tugged at the corner of Pei Jinglei's clothes, and softly protested, "Beautiful, Pupu doesn't like carrots anymore, he has lost his memory, so don't bully him."
Pupu: "..." Humph~ He just said, this ball likes him!
Tong Tong said, "He obviously likes bitter melon the most."
After speaking, he ran to the refrigerator, and after a while, he came back with a big can of things.
(End of this chapter)
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