Young grandma just wants to be the boss
Chapter 1590 The Spiritual World of the Old Driver
Chapter 1590 The Spiritual World of the Old Driver
After a long time, Xia Yiyi finally let him go and apologized sincerely, "I'm sorry, I wronged you, you really didn't read that little pornographic article last night."
Xia Yiyi said, wanting to take her computer back, "Don't read my collection, I didn't know that your dream was to challenge the little Huang Wen hero... Alas, a person has only one life, and only two kidneys." , why can't you cherish it?"
"..." Seinfeld pressed down on the computer with a blank face, "Speak clearly."
Xia Yiyi looked at him several times with the regretful eyes of an old man looking at a newcomer, put down the computer, took out a lollipop, and held it between his fingertips like a cigarette.
"..." Seinfeld's white face was still dark, staring at her.
Xia Yiyi was dissatisfied, moved the lollipop, and reminded him, "What are you still doing, light it!"
"..." Song Feibai helped her tear off the wrapper of the lollipop.
Xia Yiyi was satisfied now, took a bite of the lollipop like smoking a cigarette, and sighed, "If you really read it, you wouldn't brag that you were going to show me Xiaohuangwen. You don't know, the essence of Xiaohuangwen Even if the hero has a good waist and kidneys, no matter whether he is sweet or quarreling with the heroine, they will live a life of sometimes seven times and sometimes eight times."
Song Feibai: "..."
The old driver Xia Yiyi patted him on the shoulder reassuringly, "Okay, I know you guys are all concerned about this kind of thing, but don't take it too seriously, you can think about it this way—Xiao Huangwen is a kind of art, art They all originate from life and are higher than life, so Xiao Huangwen's hero has good kidneys, you can..."
A little stuck, think, "You can be a good person!"
"..." Song Fei's white face was emitting terrible black smoke.
Driver Xia waved his hand, "Don't worry, as an old driver, I can already treat Xiao Huang Wen with an attitude of art appreciation, and I won't take Xiao Huang Wen seriously and make a boyfriend like some innocent girls. Later, I realized that the reality was far from the imagination.”
Driver Xia recalled deeply, "Almost every month on the forum, I saw someone complaining that seven times a night, one hour a time, etc. are just legends. Every time this happens, I think of a classic advertisement."
"... what advertisement?"
"Adverts for painless abortions—has it started? It's over."
Song Feibai: "..."
Driver Xia laughed so hard that he pounded the bed, "Last year, I thought this joke could keep me laughing for a whole year hahaha, and this year I found that I can keep laughing hahahaha..."
Song Feibai: "..."
The next research topic of the laboratory should be to study Sha Yiyi's brain, or to study the spiritual world of the old driver.
Can't decide for a while...
Xia Yiyi's cell phone rang suddenly, and it was the familiar piano music again.
Driver Xia's laughter stopped instantly, he sat up, pressed the answer button, and turned into a cute girl in a second, "Aunt Ming~~~~~!"
"..." Song Feibai was originally amused by that joke, and the corners of his lips that had begun to rise, pursed back again...
Ming Jingyi was on the phone, and when she clicked on the call history, she accidentally dialed to her by mistake, but of course Xia Yiyi didn't mind, her voice was still sweet and absolutely true, "It's okay, auntie~~~ He will wait later What company are you going to~ I’ll find you after he leaves~~~ Goodbye, auntie~~~”
Xia Yiyi hung up the phone, still holding the phone, "Auntie's voice is so gentle~~~"
Song Feibai leaned down slowly, "Xia Yiyi, what you said on the phone is that you will go to my mother after I leave?"
"Yes~"
"When did I say, what company am I going to go to today?"
"Does it need to be said, you are here on a business trip, what else can you do if you don't go to work?"
Song Feibai suddenly raised his eyebrows coolly, "What do you think?"
Xia Yiyi didn't answer, but just reached out and straightened his shirt collar for him.
She obviously learned how to tidy up on TV or in books, but she has never actually done it. Her movements are very unfamiliar, but her eyes are rare and serious.
Song Fei looked at her with downcast eyes, and the chill all over his body dissipated a lot.
After tidying up, Xia Yiyi patted him, "Okay, you can go now ~ you leave quickly, so I can find Aunt Ming."
"..." The cold air gathered again, "Xia Yiyi, I won't let you have breakfast with my mother, can't you see what I mean?"
"I can see, didn't I wait for you to leave before I went to find her secretly."
Xia Yiyi was really anxious, so she simply pushed him outside, "Goodbye, you can rest assured to work, come back later!"
Song Feibai pulled him into his arms, "Xia Yiyi, let's continue discussing that little Huang Wen."
Xia Yiyi lost interest and frowned, "It's boring, I don't want to discuss with newcomers, I don't understand anything."
"..." Song Feibai tightened his arms around the man, his voice became colder and colder, "I'll give you another chance, the male lead has a good kidney, what's wrong with me?"
"..." This sullen look was really scary. With such a big heart, Xia Yiyi couldn't help feeling a little nervous. After thinking about it for a long time, he asked hesitantly, "How are your breasts?"
Song Feibai: "..."
Xia Yiyi pointed to his embrace that was too tight, and said pertinently, "Nice breasts."
"...that's the pectoral muscles."
Driver Xia waved his hand, "Oh, the name is something outside the body, it's not important, the important thing is the feel of the hand."
Song Feibai: "..."
Xia Yiyi said, holding the gap between the two buttons of his shirt, looking inside, looking left and right, "So, Wan Ruyue can't give me this kind of top quality, there must be some kind of conspiracy in it, You're smarter than me, think about it more. If you don't solve this problem, how can I be a domineering school belle."
While talking, he sighed and took a bite of the lollipop, "After all, driving is important, and life is more important. Only by saving your life can you drive again and again."
"..." Song Fei pressed her head on his chest silently, and hugged her for a long time.
When he finally let go of the person, he didn't explain the hug, turned around, and went to fiddle with Xia Yiyi's computer again.
Two seconds later, he told Xia Yiyi, "The password has been changed."
"Changed to what?"
Seinfeld got up coldly, took his wallet and suit jacket, and walked out without looking back, "The cutest old driver."
"Where is the word beautiful? I can't stand it if I don't praise my beauty! I... 噫? Song Feibai, aren't you complimenting my cuteness?"
Song Feibai didn't answer at all, and walked out coldly.
Xia Yiyi chased him, "I'll go, your back is so handsome! I want to praise my girlfriend for being cute, but I don't want to say it directly_Show me so cute!"
Song Feibai still didn't turn his head back, but the corners of his lips raised faintly, he stretched out his hand, held her hand, and brought her to him, "Where are you going to play?"
"Huh? Are you not going to work?"
Sein Fei glanced at their interlocking hands with a blank expression, "Give someone who has always wanted to find a boyfriend a chance to show their affection."
(End of this chapter)
After a long time, Xia Yiyi finally let him go and apologized sincerely, "I'm sorry, I wronged you, you really didn't read that little pornographic article last night."
Xia Yiyi said, wanting to take her computer back, "Don't read my collection, I didn't know that your dream was to challenge the little Huang Wen hero... Alas, a person has only one life, and only two kidneys." , why can't you cherish it?"
"..." Seinfeld pressed down on the computer with a blank face, "Speak clearly."
Xia Yiyi looked at him several times with the regretful eyes of an old man looking at a newcomer, put down the computer, took out a lollipop, and held it between his fingertips like a cigarette.
"..." Seinfeld's white face was still dark, staring at her.
Xia Yiyi was dissatisfied, moved the lollipop, and reminded him, "What are you still doing, light it!"
"..." Song Feibai helped her tear off the wrapper of the lollipop.
Xia Yiyi was satisfied now, took a bite of the lollipop like smoking a cigarette, and sighed, "If you really read it, you wouldn't brag that you were going to show me Xiaohuangwen. You don't know, the essence of Xiaohuangwen Even if the hero has a good waist and kidneys, no matter whether he is sweet or quarreling with the heroine, they will live a life of sometimes seven times and sometimes eight times."
Song Feibai: "..."
The old driver Xia Yiyi patted him on the shoulder reassuringly, "Okay, I know you guys are all concerned about this kind of thing, but don't take it too seriously, you can think about it this way—Xiao Huangwen is a kind of art, art They all originate from life and are higher than life, so Xiao Huangwen's hero has good kidneys, you can..."
A little stuck, think, "You can be a good person!"
"..." Song Fei's white face was emitting terrible black smoke.
Driver Xia waved his hand, "Don't worry, as an old driver, I can already treat Xiao Huang Wen with an attitude of art appreciation, and I won't take Xiao Huang Wen seriously and make a boyfriend like some innocent girls. Later, I realized that the reality was far from the imagination.”
Driver Xia recalled deeply, "Almost every month on the forum, I saw someone complaining that seven times a night, one hour a time, etc. are just legends. Every time this happens, I think of a classic advertisement."
"... what advertisement?"
"Adverts for painless abortions—has it started? It's over."
Song Feibai: "..."
Driver Xia laughed so hard that he pounded the bed, "Last year, I thought this joke could keep me laughing for a whole year hahaha, and this year I found that I can keep laughing hahahaha..."
Song Feibai: "..."
The next research topic of the laboratory should be to study Sha Yiyi's brain, or to study the spiritual world of the old driver.
Can't decide for a while...
Xia Yiyi's cell phone rang suddenly, and it was the familiar piano music again.
Driver Xia's laughter stopped instantly, he sat up, pressed the answer button, and turned into a cute girl in a second, "Aunt Ming~~~~~!"
"..." Song Feibai was originally amused by that joke, and the corners of his lips that had begun to rise, pursed back again...
Ming Jingyi was on the phone, and when she clicked on the call history, she accidentally dialed to her by mistake, but of course Xia Yiyi didn't mind, her voice was still sweet and absolutely true, "It's okay, auntie~~~ He will wait later What company are you going to~ I’ll find you after he leaves~~~ Goodbye, auntie~~~”
Xia Yiyi hung up the phone, still holding the phone, "Auntie's voice is so gentle~~~"
Song Feibai leaned down slowly, "Xia Yiyi, what you said on the phone is that you will go to my mother after I leave?"
"Yes~"
"When did I say, what company am I going to go to today?"
"Does it need to be said, you are here on a business trip, what else can you do if you don't go to work?"
Song Feibai suddenly raised his eyebrows coolly, "What do you think?"
Xia Yiyi didn't answer, but just reached out and straightened his shirt collar for him.
She obviously learned how to tidy up on TV or in books, but she has never actually done it. Her movements are very unfamiliar, but her eyes are rare and serious.
Song Fei looked at her with downcast eyes, and the chill all over his body dissipated a lot.
After tidying up, Xia Yiyi patted him, "Okay, you can go now ~ you leave quickly, so I can find Aunt Ming."
"..." The cold air gathered again, "Xia Yiyi, I won't let you have breakfast with my mother, can't you see what I mean?"
"I can see, didn't I wait for you to leave before I went to find her secretly."
Xia Yiyi was really anxious, so she simply pushed him outside, "Goodbye, you can rest assured to work, come back later!"
Song Feibai pulled him into his arms, "Xia Yiyi, let's continue discussing that little Huang Wen."
Xia Yiyi lost interest and frowned, "It's boring, I don't want to discuss with newcomers, I don't understand anything."
"..." Song Feibai tightened his arms around the man, his voice became colder and colder, "I'll give you another chance, the male lead has a good kidney, what's wrong with me?"
"..." This sullen look was really scary. With such a big heart, Xia Yiyi couldn't help feeling a little nervous. After thinking about it for a long time, he asked hesitantly, "How are your breasts?"
Song Feibai: "..."
Xia Yiyi pointed to his embrace that was too tight, and said pertinently, "Nice breasts."
"...that's the pectoral muscles."
Driver Xia waved his hand, "Oh, the name is something outside the body, it's not important, the important thing is the feel of the hand."
Song Feibai: "..."
Xia Yiyi said, holding the gap between the two buttons of his shirt, looking inside, looking left and right, "So, Wan Ruyue can't give me this kind of top quality, there must be some kind of conspiracy in it, You're smarter than me, think about it more. If you don't solve this problem, how can I be a domineering school belle."
While talking, he sighed and took a bite of the lollipop, "After all, driving is important, and life is more important. Only by saving your life can you drive again and again."
"..." Song Fei pressed her head on his chest silently, and hugged her for a long time.
When he finally let go of the person, he didn't explain the hug, turned around, and went to fiddle with Xia Yiyi's computer again.
Two seconds later, he told Xia Yiyi, "The password has been changed."
"Changed to what?"
Seinfeld got up coldly, took his wallet and suit jacket, and walked out without looking back, "The cutest old driver."
"Where is the word beautiful? I can't stand it if I don't praise my beauty! I... 噫? Song Feibai, aren't you complimenting my cuteness?"
Song Feibai didn't answer at all, and walked out coldly.
Xia Yiyi chased him, "I'll go, your back is so handsome! I want to praise my girlfriend for being cute, but I don't want to say it directly_Show me so cute!"
Song Feibai still didn't turn his head back, but the corners of his lips raised faintly, he stretched out his hand, held her hand, and brought her to him, "Where are you going to play?"
"Huh? Are you not going to work?"
Sein Fei glanced at their interlocking hands with a blank expression, "Give someone who has always wanted to find a boyfriend a chance to show their affection."
(End of this chapter)
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