My cute husband is a little sweet
Chapter 229
Chapter 229
Tian Xiaofen guessed Gao Jie's thoughts in an instant, and immediately said with hatred: "How else can you say that you have no winks, even if the two people really quarreled, it is their business, what are you meddling about as an outsider? Oh, you underestimated that man too much, a mature man like him would never perform martial arts with Gu Xiaolan on the street.
If you want to play, you are the majority who play dirty. The so-called open guns are easy to hide and hidden arrows are hard to guard against. If you really show everything, you are not afraid. If you are afraid, you are afraid of playing dirty with you behind your back.As far as the number of your brain cells is concerned, ten of you tied up are no match for others, so let's stop.
But then again, where did Little Lazy find such an uncle?Looking at the aura on his body gives people an unfathomable feeling. Judging from the experience I have gained in watching people over the years, this is definitely not a good thing. "
Although Tian Xiaofen is not very old, she has been learning cosmetology from her elder sister since she was 12 years old, and she sells cosmetics to people everywhere. This is a person's vision that has been cultivated, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with it.That man named Wu Yue is definitely not a good stubble, just look at his little ones and see him like a cat seeing a mouse.
Gao Jie agreed with Tian Xiaofen's words: "Don't say it, your vision of seeing people is really accurate, and that Wu Yue is really good. But then again, at least he is 30 years old, and he is also in society. I have been struggling for so many years, and I would not be able to get along today without an electric wrist, and I have been swallowed by people so long that there is not even scum left."
Tian Xiaofen looked at Gao Jie speechlessly: "You just said... that Wu Yue is 30 years old? That little lazy... I remember she was only sixteen, sixteen matches thirty..." This is a typical uncle and loli .
"This... the age difference between the two of them is too much." Tian Xiaofen suddenly realized, and felt that she had guessed the truth, "That's no wonder, the uncle also has physical needs occasionally, Xiaolan is obviously still a Kid, you can’t say anything if you want me to.”
Gao Jie was immediately unhappy when she heard the words: "Hey Tian Xiaofen, what do you mean? Can you speak? If you can't speak, then quickly shut your crow's mouth, it's really annoying."
"Yes, yes, I have a crow's mouth, I am annoying and annoying, okay? Let's go quickly, don't blot, it's already 10:30, and it will be eleven o'clock when I get to school later, wait for me If you wear high heels and enter the dormitory downstairs, you will have to knock on the ceiling with a mop.”
"You have to wear high heels in the dormitory. Just like us, you put a pair of slippers at the door. If you change your shoes when you go in, nothing will happen?" Gao Jie really couldn't understand what Tian Xiaofen was thinking. What high heels to wear in the dorm at night?I can't wear enough during the day, and I can't bear to take it off at night when I go to bed. Is there such a thing?
"You said lightly, then if I want to be as tall as you, I would be happy to wear flat shoes every day, but am I not that tall? I am short, if I don't wear high heels, I will walk with you Could it be that the short ones can’t be found?” Tian Xiaofen became angry when she mentioned this, she was the shortest among the four people in the dormitory, only 1.5 meters nine and less than 1.6 meters.If you don't wear high heels, you'd be petite if you put it in a good way, but you'd be really... I can't say it in a bad way.
Even Gu Xiaolan, that little chubby girl, is still 1.6 meters five. It's really annoying to say that Gao Jie is not skinny, and she is actually taller than Gu Xiaolan.Don't they say that fat people don't grow horizontally and vertically, and those who only grow flesh don't grow tall?What's the matter with these two, the horizontal and vertical are also long.
Gao Jie was quite complacent at first, but then she thought about it wrongly: "Don't change the subject for me, talk about Wu Yue, why are you talking about height?"
"That's right, it's about Wu Yue, how did you mention the height?" Tian Xiaofen also wondered, "It's all your fault, you always come to mislead me, come on, let's continue talking about Wu Yue...Anyway, don't worry, little lazy girl It's absolutely fine, Wu Yue treats her as a treasure, don't you see it? Hey, or how to say that a dull woman is really annoying.
You said why are you so dull, anyway, we are still young girls, can you be more lively? "
"Tian Xiaofen, do you dare to say it again?" Gao Jie was angry, "Believe it or not, I will punish you now?"
"Why, you still want to hit me? Come on, think that I'm afraid of you, don't think that you can hit me just because of my size. Let me tell you, I used to practice boxing..."
The two of them were so noisy, but they forgot about Gu Xiaolan's side.
Let's talk about Gu Xiaolan and Wu Yue.
"Now that everyone is gone, tell me. What is your relationship with that woman?" Gu Xiaolan stood across from Wu Yue with his arms folded, and asked coldly, "Don't tell me you don't know her, it has nothing to do with her, You don’t even believe this, do you? Tell me the truth, if you get tired of me, I’ll leave now, and I won’t pester you in the future. "
"What are you talking about, when did I bother you?" Wu Yue cut off Gu Xiaolan's words, "Believe it or not, I really don't know that woman. She was brought here by the people below. They poured alcohol on me vigorously, and I wanted to play tricks to see what they were going to do in the end, so I pretended to be drunk.
It's not what you think at all, don't think about it, it's getting late and I'll take you back. "
"I've said it all, I'll ask for leave tomorrow, and I won't go back if I don't explain things clearly today." Gu Xiaolan's stubbornness came up, "I won't leave today, when will you tell me clearly and when will you leave?" .”
Wu Yue had a headache: "It's not what you think, I have nothing to do with that girl, so many people are watching."
"Yeah, you guys don't have anything. They put it on you with the cheek, didn't you? You just pretended to be drunk on purpose just to see what they really want to do, right?" Gu Xiaolan became more and more angry as he spoke. "It's still up to you to see this kind of thing. They just want to get you drunk, and then drag you to open a room. When the time comes, the raw rice will be cooked and cooked for you, Wu Ershao.
You're so smart that you can't see such a pediatric trick?In fact, you just want to go with the flow, want to eat other people's tofu, right?In fact, there is nothing shameful in saying this, anyway, you are in your thirties, there are always a few days every month, right, I can understand finding a woman to solve your physical needs, really, this is not ashamed at all, you You don't need to hide it from me, just tell me directly.
By the way, one is probably not enough, or I will call and find another one for you, [-]P, it is very beautiful when you think about it, right? "
Wu Yue was almost laughed at by Gu Xiaolan's nonsense words: "What nonsense are you talking about, hurry back with me, and talk nonsense here at night."
"I won't go back! You've cheated, why should I go back?"
"Didn't I tell you, it was all a misunderstanding." Wu Yue glanced at the pedestrians on the street who were looking at them back and forth, and felt that after living for 29 years, he really lost all his face.
"If we have anything to say, don't talk about it here, can we go home and talk about it? Let's go home and talk about it." Wu Yue didn't care what the people around him thought, and hurriedly dragged the little girl into the car.Not far away, a few people peeked out from the back of an SUV and peeked out half of their heads. If they looked carefully, they were Wu Yue's bad friends.
"Hey, it looks like Wu Xiaoer really got screwed this time." One of them said rather gloatingly, "Did you see how he was slumped just now, tsk tsk, it's definitely the first wonder of this century." .If I had a camera with me now, I would definitely take a picture of the scene just now, how commemorative it is.”
"It's alright, just watch the excitement once and that's it. Don't push your nose on your face. Be careful to let Wu Xiaoer see it. Then I won't be able to eat and walk around." Chen Zhou slapped the bad friend who was talking next to him. Put a pot sticker on it, "Quickly withdraw before Wu Xiaoer finds out, or the living king of Hades will become the real king of Hades, brothers and sisters, hurry up and withdraw."
Just as he was talking, the cell phone in Chen Zhou's pocket suddenly rang. He took out the cell phone and looked at the screen, his face suddenly changed.Swallowing, took another deep breath, then tremblingly pressed the connect button, and handed the phone to his ear: "Hello..."
"You guys had a lot of fun watching the show, didn't you?" Wu Yue's gloomy voice penetrated into Chen Zhou's ears through the phone, "Tell those guys, let them wash their necks and wait for me tomorrow." Come on, if you don't clean up for a few days, your skin is really itchy, you need to clean up!"
Seeing Chen Zhou's mournful face, several other people suddenly had an ominous premonition: "What's wrong, who called?"
"Wu Xiaoer... He saw us, so I told you to get out of the way after you're happy, but I want to write ink here. Well, let's put myself in it. He asked me to tell you, wash your neck tomorrow. Wait for him!" After speaking, he cried, and this time he really cried.
It's all because of his crow's mouth, the living Hades has indeed become the real Hades, this is going to be bad luck.Wu Xiaoer is a sinister villain, he can use any harmful tricks, but he uses them openly, and they can't dismantle his tricks together, they are not at the same level at all.
Thinking of being skinned and dismantled by Wu tomorrow, Chen Zhou burst into tears: "What do you think of my life, why is it so hard, I met your living ancestors, and it was a bloody misfortune for eight lifetimes. Don’t come to me for anything in the future, I’m born to backlash if I don’t agree with you, anyway, it’s going to be unlucky to be with you guys!”
"Hey, Chen Xiaosan, what are you talking about? It's a bad luck for my brother to meet you for eight lifetimes. My brother didn't say anything. What do you mean by talking here?"
"Fuck, I told you not to call me Chen Xiaosan, do you want to be beaten?" Hearing his ranking, Chen Zhou immediately became furious, "I warn you, don't be an example. If you dare to call me that again next time Me, be careful I will smack you."
"Okay, okay, don't be poor, and think about how to live tomorrow." Fang Xiang, the most calm among them, reminded him aloud.
As soon as these words were said, the other people suddenly wilted like eggplants beaten by Shuang.
Kavinka's Painful QAQ
(End of this chapter)
Tian Xiaofen guessed Gao Jie's thoughts in an instant, and immediately said with hatred: "How else can you say that you have no winks, even if the two people really quarreled, it is their business, what are you meddling about as an outsider? Oh, you underestimated that man too much, a mature man like him would never perform martial arts with Gu Xiaolan on the street.
If you want to play, you are the majority who play dirty. The so-called open guns are easy to hide and hidden arrows are hard to guard against. If you really show everything, you are not afraid. If you are afraid, you are afraid of playing dirty with you behind your back.As far as the number of your brain cells is concerned, ten of you tied up are no match for others, so let's stop.
But then again, where did Little Lazy find such an uncle?Looking at the aura on his body gives people an unfathomable feeling. Judging from the experience I have gained in watching people over the years, this is definitely not a good thing. "
Although Tian Xiaofen is not very old, she has been learning cosmetology from her elder sister since she was 12 years old, and she sells cosmetics to people everywhere. This is a person's vision that has been cultivated, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with it.That man named Wu Yue is definitely not a good stubble, just look at his little ones and see him like a cat seeing a mouse.
Gao Jie agreed with Tian Xiaofen's words: "Don't say it, your vision of seeing people is really accurate, and that Wu Yue is really good. But then again, at least he is 30 years old, and he is also in society. I have been struggling for so many years, and I would not be able to get along today without an electric wrist, and I have been swallowed by people so long that there is not even scum left."
Tian Xiaofen looked at Gao Jie speechlessly: "You just said... that Wu Yue is 30 years old? That little lazy... I remember she was only sixteen, sixteen matches thirty..." This is a typical uncle and loli .
"This... the age difference between the two of them is too much." Tian Xiaofen suddenly realized, and felt that she had guessed the truth, "That's no wonder, the uncle also has physical needs occasionally, Xiaolan is obviously still a Kid, you can’t say anything if you want me to.”
Gao Jie was immediately unhappy when she heard the words: "Hey Tian Xiaofen, what do you mean? Can you speak? If you can't speak, then quickly shut your crow's mouth, it's really annoying."
"Yes, yes, I have a crow's mouth, I am annoying and annoying, okay? Let's go quickly, don't blot, it's already 10:30, and it will be eleven o'clock when I get to school later, wait for me If you wear high heels and enter the dormitory downstairs, you will have to knock on the ceiling with a mop.”
"You have to wear high heels in the dormitory. Just like us, you put a pair of slippers at the door. If you change your shoes when you go in, nothing will happen?" Gao Jie really couldn't understand what Tian Xiaofen was thinking. What high heels to wear in the dorm at night?I can't wear enough during the day, and I can't bear to take it off at night when I go to bed. Is there such a thing?
"You said lightly, then if I want to be as tall as you, I would be happy to wear flat shoes every day, but am I not that tall? I am short, if I don't wear high heels, I will walk with you Could it be that the short ones can’t be found?” Tian Xiaofen became angry when she mentioned this, she was the shortest among the four people in the dormitory, only 1.5 meters nine and less than 1.6 meters.If you don't wear high heels, you'd be petite if you put it in a good way, but you'd be really... I can't say it in a bad way.
Even Gu Xiaolan, that little chubby girl, is still 1.6 meters five. It's really annoying to say that Gao Jie is not skinny, and she is actually taller than Gu Xiaolan.Don't they say that fat people don't grow horizontally and vertically, and those who only grow flesh don't grow tall?What's the matter with these two, the horizontal and vertical are also long.
Gao Jie was quite complacent at first, but then she thought about it wrongly: "Don't change the subject for me, talk about Wu Yue, why are you talking about height?"
"That's right, it's about Wu Yue, how did you mention the height?" Tian Xiaofen also wondered, "It's all your fault, you always come to mislead me, come on, let's continue talking about Wu Yue...Anyway, don't worry, little lazy girl It's absolutely fine, Wu Yue treats her as a treasure, don't you see it? Hey, or how to say that a dull woman is really annoying.
You said why are you so dull, anyway, we are still young girls, can you be more lively? "
"Tian Xiaofen, do you dare to say it again?" Gao Jie was angry, "Believe it or not, I will punish you now?"
"Why, you still want to hit me? Come on, think that I'm afraid of you, don't think that you can hit me just because of my size. Let me tell you, I used to practice boxing..."
The two of them were so noisy, but they forgot about Gu Xiaolan's side.
Let's talk about Gu Xiaolan and Wu Yue.
"Now that everyone is gone, tell me. What is your relationship with that woman?" Gu Xiaolan stood across from Wu Yue with his arms folded, and asked coldly, "Don't tell me you don't know her, it has nothing to do with her, You don’t even believe this, do you? Tell me the truth, if you get tired of me, I’ll leave now, and I won’t pester you in the future. "
"What are you talking about, when did I bother you?" Wu Yue cut off Gu Xiaolan's words, "Believe it or not, I really don't know that woman. She was brought here by the people below. They poured alcohol on me vigorously, and I wanted to play tricks to see what they were going to do in the end, so I pretended to be drunk.
It's not what you think at all, don't think about it, it's getting late and I'll take you back. "
"I've said it all, I'll ask for leave tomorrow, and I won't go back if I don't explain things clearly today." Gu Xiaolan's stubbornness came up, "I won't leave today, when will you tell me clearly and when will you leave?" .”
Wu Yue had a headache: "It's not what you think, I have nothing to do with that girl, so many people are watching."
"Yeah, you guys don't have anything. They put it on you with the cheek, didn't you? You just pretended to be drunk on purpose just to see what they really want to do, right?" Gu Xiaolan became more and more angry as he spoke. "It's still up to you to see this kind of thing. They just want to get you drunk, and then drag you to open a room. When the time comes, the raw rice will be cooked and cooked for you, Wu Ershao.
You're so smart that you can't see such a pediatric trick?In fact, you just want to go with the flow, want to eat other people's tofu, right?In fact, there is nothing shameful in saying this, anyway, you are in your thirties, there are always a few days every month, right, I can understand finding a woman to solve your physical needs, really, this is not ashamed at all, you You don't need to hide it from me, just tell me directly.
By the way, one is probably not enough, or I will call and find another one for you, [-]P, it is very beautiful when you think about it, right? "
Wu Yue was almost laughed at by Gu Xiaolan's nonsense words: "What nonsense are you talking about, hurry back with me, and talk nonsense here at night."
"I won't go back! You've cheated, why should I go back?"
"Didn't I tell you, it was all a misunderstanding." Wu Yue glanced at the pedestrians on the street who were looking at them back and forth, and felt that after living for 29 years, he really lost all his face.
"If we have anything to say, don't talk about it here, can we go home and talk about it? Let's go home and talk about it." Wu Yue didn't care what the people around him thought, and hurriedly dragged the little girl into the car.Not far away, a few people peeked out from the back of an SUV and peeked out half of their heads. If they looked carefully, they were Wu Yue's bad friends.
"Hey, it looks like Wu Xiaoer really got screwed this time." One of them said rather gloatingly, "Did you see how he was slumped just now, tsk tsk, it's definitely the first wonder of this century." .If I had a camera with me now, I would definitely take a picture of the scene just now, how commemorative it is.”
"It's alright, just watch the excitement once and that's it. Don't push your nose on your face. Be careful to let Wu Xiaoer see it. Then I won't be able to eat and walk around." Chen Zhou slapped the bad friend who was talking next to him. Put a pot sticker on it, "Quickly withdraw before Wu Xiaoer finds out, or the living king of Hades will become the real king of Hades, brothers and sisters, hurry up and withdraw."
Just as he was talking, the cell phone in Chen Zhou's pocket suddenly rang. He took out the cell phone and looked at the screen, his face suddenly changed.Swallowing, took another deep breath, then tremblingly pressed the connect button, and handed the phone to his ear: "Hello..."
"You guys had a lot of fun watching the show, didn't you?" Wu Yue's gloomy voice penetrated into Chen Zhou's ears through the phone, "Tell those guys, let them wash their necks and wait for me tomorrow." Come on, if you don't clean up for a few days, your skin is really itchy, you need to clean up!"
Seeing Chen Zhou's mournful face, several other people suddenly had an ominous premonition: "What's wrong, who called?"
"Wu Xiaoer... He saw us, so I told you to get out of the way after you're happy, but I want to write ink here. Well, let's put myself in it. He asked me to tell you, wash your neck tomorrow. Wait for him!" After speaking, he cried, and this time he really cried.
It's all because of his crow's mouth, the living Hades has indeed become the real Hades, this is going to be bad luck.Wu Xiaoer is a sinister villain, he can use any harmful tricks, but he uses them openly, and they can't dismantle his tricks together, they are not at the same level at all.
Thinking of being skinned and dismantled by Wu tomorrow, Chen Zhou burst into tears: "What do you think of my life, why is it so hard, I met your living ancestors, and it was a bloody misfortune for eight lifetimes. Don’t come to me for anything in the future, I’m born to backlash if I don’t agree with you, anyway, it’s going to be unlucky to be with you guys!”
"Hey, Chen Xiaosan, what are you talking about? It's a bad luck for my brother to meet you for eight lifetimes. My brother didn't say anything. What do you mean by talking here?"
"Fuck, I told you not to call me Chen Xiaosan, do you want to be beaten?" Hearing his ranking, Chen Zhou immediately became furious, "I warn you, don't be an example. If you dare to call me that again next time Me, be careful I will smack you."
"Okay, okay, don't be poor, and think about how to live tomorrow." Fang Xiang, the most calm among them, reminded him aloud.
As soon as these words were said, the other people suddenly wilted like eggplants beaten by Shuang.
Kavinka's Painful QAQ
(End of this chapter)
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